Chapter 54: My Uncle is Xie Yi

Qian Boan slapped the table and stood up again and said, "That's it!" That's it! ”

"The old thing hid it after only making me a cup last time, but it made me hungry! He gave the old man a drink, and you actually brought him a few catties! Is this still worth it?! Brat! Listen to me! The old man ordered you to bring twenty or thirty pounds to the old man next time! Otherwise, the old man will definitely join you! ”

Xie Shence also stood up and said: "Old man, this is West Lake Longjing, only twenty or thirty catties a year, except for Wang Laoshangshu's, my grandfather's, at most only two catties." And for this little thing, you always participate in me, you can't say anything! ”

"Why can't I join you! You have such a good thing, you don't give it to the emperor, you only keep it for yourself to taste, you are a king! The old man is still supervising the imperial history! You dare to slap the table with the old man! Why can't the old man participate in you! ”

"Old man, stop being angry, I'm telling the truth, this Longjing has only been out for less than two years, and I only want to bring some to my grandfather this year. Isn't this still really nothing, next year, next year will definitely bring you two catties! Xie Shence didn't think that Qian Bo'an was joking when he said that he was participating, this old man had even participated in his grandfather, and even Sima Deguang, the rock of the Great Jin Dynasty, had beaten him, and this kind of work to get benefits for himself and participate in his book was completely done.

Didn't you see him scolding Mrs. Xie for being an "old thing" in front of Xie Shence because of a cup of tea? Xie Shence is a junior, and Qian Bo'an has no burden at all to bully him.

"Ten pounds!"

"Two pounds and five taels!"

"Eight pounds!"

"Three catties!"

"Seven pounds!"

"Two catties!"

"Okay, okay, just three catties!"

"Okay, then three catties!"

"Whew." Xie Shence exhaled, this old man is really unreasonable.

Qian Lao got a promise at this time, proudly cocked Erlang's legs, and drank tea slowly, so he was so embarrassed.

"Boy, did you make those two poems?"

"What poem?" The topic jumped too much, and Xie Shence didn't react at once.

"It's the song "Zhongnan Mountain Journey" and "Bingzhou Ci"!"

Thank God Ceqi said, I didn't ...... Who gave these two poems names?! Have you asked Du Mu?! Have you asked Wang Han?! The most important thing is to ask me if I had?! Also, the name was given, how do you know if it's a state and not a liangzhou?!

Xie Shence naturally didn't know who the person who named it was, and he also didn't know that someone had fought several times because of the dispute over the name of these two nameless poems.

At the moment, he smiled bitterly and said: "This, nonsense, can't be on the stage, how dare you say poetry in front of Qian Lao, let Qian Lao laugh."

Qian Lao was very satisfied with his sycophant, closed his eyes and shook his head: "Speaking of poetry, you junior can't be compared with the old man, although your two little poems are still reluctant, but they are not bad." What is commendable is that you can realize that you still need to improve, which makes the old man very happy. ”

I'm sorry, just flattering you and you're still gasping, these two poems are barely passable? You cow, do you make a song that has been passed down through the ages? Although he thought so, Xie Shence's face still showed excitement, "Thank you Qian Lao for your encouragement, the younger generation is fortunate to dare to ask Qian Lao for advice." ”

Qian Lao glanced at Xie Shence with satisfaction, pondered for a moment, and said: "Your song "Zhongnan Mountain Trip" is very elegant and comfortable, and the frost leaves are red in February. However, the old man has a question, and I don't know how you will answer. ”

Xie Shence said, "Old Qian, please ask."

"Baiyun gave birth to someone's home, this depth, is it the depth of the shallow, or the birth of the birth?"

Sure enough, this is a question, don't you want to explain it, okay? Zhou Jinmian asked, and then grandpa asked, and now you are asking again?

Xie Shence replied: "Nature is the depth of the shallow, the place where the white clouds are born, although it is more remote, but where the white clouds are born, how can the human eye see?" This does not correspond to reality. Moreover, all the thoughts and thoughts of the younger generations at that time were in the depths of this mountain, so it was deep and shallow. ”

"Well, that's a barely plausible explanation. Again, a sentence of grape wine moonshine cup, what is a moonshine cup? ”

"It's a glass."

"! Side stuff where to use the glass! Obviously unrealistic! Didn't you just say you wanted to be practical? Why does this poem make such a low-level mistake? ”

I'll go, it's here......

But who says you can't use a glass for a side stopper? What is there in Sima Bi's camp? Old man, you're the one who picks the bones in the egg!

"Back to the old money, this wine and wine, naturally need to use a moonlight cup to show the noble atmosphere. I naturally know that there are few moonlight cups in the side plug, but the wine in the glass is like amber and blood, which is in line with the killing atmosphere of the border pass, and my Dajin soldiers are bloody and killed, and drinking is like drinking the blood of the enemy, how impassioned? Besides, when a few people came back to fight in ancient times, didn't they all spill their blood on my Dajin border pass? ”

This is a sad statement. After thanking Shence for speaking, Qian Lao also fell silent.

"Huh? Qian Lao, don't you know that moonshine glasses are the best for wine? Xie Shence suddenly asked.

"Huh?" Qian Lao was suddenly asked, stunned, and then reacted, pointing at Xie Shence's nose and scolding: "Bastard!" How could the old man not know? The old man naturally knows! Hasn't the old man even drunk wine? Do you think the old man is as ignorant as you? ”

And say no, look at how excited you are. Patriarch of the Three Dynasties...... You haven't drunk wine from a glass, have you?

Seeing Xie Shence's suspicious look, Qian Lao slapped the table and shouted, "In vain!" You are so young, you only know how to dance and ink, what is the use? I am a big Jin to establish a country with martial arts, what I need more is a general who can open up the territory and expand the territory, tomorrow you will have a course in archery and actual combat, like a child of your size, the old man will see how you live tomorrow! ”

Look, look, this is a void of heart, right? Kind of a change of subject, right? I'm not afraid of reading, archery and actual combat? I'm even more afraid! Don't you know that there are two pervert-level people teaching me this month? Besides, what's wrong with my body? This is what Senior Brother and King Li Yan boiled up!

Seeing that Xie Shence didn't speak, Qian Lao thought that Xie Shence was scared, so he changed his smile and said: "If you really can't do it, then it doesn't matter, go back and send two more catties of good tea, I will allow you to ask for sick leave tomorrow!" After speaking, he waved his heroic hand, and his bearing was extraordinary.

Unexpectedly, Xie Shence replied with a smile: "I'm afraid that the two catties of tea that Qian Lao said can't be drunk." Tomorrow's two subjects are a piece of cake. ”

Qian Lao suddenly felt bad, but he still instinctively asked, "Where did you get your confidence?"

"Because...... My uncle is Xie Yi. ”

Qian Lao suddenly gasped.

My uncle is Xie Yi, so how can I be bad? I'll admit I'm not as handsome, but it's more than enough to be a teacher!

Besides, if you don't know how to schedule classes, will you still arrange these classes for me? Does Cheng want to make a fool of me? Does he dare?

In the afternoon of the next day, Xie Shence rode the snow-treading horse to Taixue's school.

It has entered late autumn, and the sun is shining well today, and the vision is very clear. Xie Shence rode on the horse and stretched comfortably. When he thought of the way Qian Lao was angry with him yesterday and his face was flushed but he had nowhere to vent, he was very happy: Brother Blackmail, let you blackmail Brother Soo! You deserve dark circles under your eyes this morning, and you didn't sleep last night, right?

Walking to the arrow stack, there was an assistant teacher who took the roll call, and Xie Shence made a quite powerful opening remarks, to the effect that it was to strengthen our national defense and promote our country's prestige. I talked about some of the things that need to be paid attention to in archery, of course, he is familiar with this content, in order not to make mistakes, he asked Xie Shenwei and He Ruoque for advice for a long time last night, and finally Xie Shence with the assistance of the two super ADCs, his archery skills increased sharply overnight, and this morning when he practiced in his yard, he was actually 100 steps away from the ten **!

This is already the level of the initial entry into the threshold of the marksman!

Don't think that the archers in the army are all raised by the foundation of a hundred paces, and the organized archer corps competes not in accuracy, but in continuity and discipline! A standard bow with an effective range of 150 paces can cover an area of more than 100 zhang after being thrown! A hundred zhang away, a person is a small black dot, tens of thousands of soldiers are a black pressure of ants, when tens of thousands of bows and arrows are thrown from a hundred zhang away, the accuracy of this thing is negligible. And the time you shoot an enemy with ten breaths of aim can definitely rotate more than two shots in front of the formation. And you can't guarantee your hit rate yet.

In the process of the enemy entering the firing range of the GIs, piercing Yang's archery technique to shoot a few people is simply a drop in the bucket.

Only a steady stream of arrows whistling from above can cause effective damage.

Unless you can kill the enemy boss who is hiding far away behind heavy defenses with a single arrow.

Unless you're a Ranger, it's really hard to use on the battlefield.

At this time, a group of students in front of Xie Shence ...... How many will go to be rangers? In the future, if you can go to the frontier to be a prison soldier and hide in the back to see the backs of your own people, it will be a thing worth bragging about for many years.

So Xie Shence doesn't care how good their archery skills are, as long as they can guarantee that they can shoot one or two rabbit pheasants to show off during the royal autumn hunt. In fact, many of these students came with this idea in mind.

In that case, just make sure that the one of you who is unfortunate enough to be the overseer in the future does not make blind comparisons and harm others in front of the battle.

Therefore, Xie Shence carried Xie Shenwei's big bow (of course not the one Xie Shenwei is using now) and said on the horse: "I don't require you all to be able to penetrate Yang in a hundred steps, I just need you to master the rhythm of the shot and understand the password, so now, everyone retreats to a hundred steps away, aim at your target, half a column of short incense, open the bow thirty times, and if the target is less than ten, practice!" For the sake of demonstration, I have set the target at one hundred and ten paces at the same time as you. ”

So everyone retreated beyond the hundred-step line, and someone moved Xie Shence's target back ten steps. After the assistant teacher gave an order, everyone opened the bow one after another with the assistant teacher's command of "winding - drawing the bow - shooting - winding", and for a time the sound of the arrows leaving the string and the sound of the middle stack were endless.

When the half-pillar of short incense was burned, the assistant teacher waved the flag, and everyone stopped shooting.

Then there was an assistant teacher who reported Xie Shence's target performance, "Thirty arrows, all hit the target, twenty-one in the red heart, and nine in the three circles." ”

With the completion of the assistant teacher's target report, there was a burst of exclamations among the students, such an achievement, even ordinary professors can't have, it can be called a miracle shot!

Xie Shence was quite unimpressed by the exclamation of the students, in order to expand the pass rate of the students, the arrow target of the Tai Academy was obviously smaller than the military arrow target, and the red heart was also obviously larger, which was worse than the one at home. This arrow stack has ten rings, and the inner five rings are as big as their own arrow targets, and the twenty-one arrow hearts have no gold content at all.

You must know that Xie Shence is good to be able to hit half of the red heart in his family's ten arrows, but Xie Shenwei is nine out of ten arrows! The arrow that didn't hit was because the hearts were too small and there were less than ten of them.

The red hearts of this arrow stack are actually full of twenty-one! How ironic this must be!

However, this also reflects from the side how poor the physical fitness of the students is.