Chapter 7 Sheep fat and white jade

And the junior official of the Zheng family, who is called [How can Mao have a concubine], is standing in a daze at the moment, his eyes are straight, and he is staring at the ground so stupidly.

The green bricks all over the ground in this county are cloudy because of the erosion of time, and after staring carefully for a long time, it seems that countless elves have been conjured, looking like unicorns, white ze, cranes, golden pheasants, lions, and bears...... If you can imagine enough, these patterns will come to life and dance in front of you.

Zheng Guofan has been staring at the green bricks on the ground, and his mind is chaotic, since he surrendered in the morning.

The noise outside came into his ears, and Zheng Guofan heard it, but it was like coming from the Nine Shadows, flickering lightly and heavily, left and right...... The brain was like a lump of paste, and he couldn't fully digest the situation yet.

What's the situation? I was just drinking, how did I become a murderer? What is this called?

Moreover, there is no place to quibble, [he] took two heads to the county government to surrender after killing someone, causing a sensation in the locality, how can he quibble? Countless pairs of eyes watched.

[Is it possible that you are going to die?] I just went to the author's party and went to a nightclub, and I reluctantly called two young ladies under the threat of the old editor. ]

[It's just two young ladies!] What's more, he just drank and played dice, and he didn't do anything, why didn't this Zheng Guofan become the other Zheng Guofan after getting drunk? ]

Zheng Guofan thought that this crime was overcome, and the crime would not lead to death! But what's going on right now? Reincarnation? Through?

Okay! Brother, I have also read a lot of vernacular Buddhist scriptures, body! It's just a stinky skin, but what kind of thing is it to kill people as soon as you change into a stinky skin?

[Although I am a subsidiary of Hetu Publishing House, I am not the author of H novels!] ]

The paste in his brain finally straightened out, and when he thought of the murder scene, he always felt that it should be a scene in a H novel or comics: a pair of naked men and women, flying in the air was red blood and white brains, and the corpse was still spraying milk-like liquid after it fell to the ground due to his habitual surname......

Red, white, and ...... at the same time

The red and white objects sprayed in the air, like a bowl full of fiery red and red pepper sauce, and the tender white tofu brain was knocked over, and then the woman's pupils swelled sixfold, and she screamed as if she were singing the opera aria "Rucia of Lammermore......

But [he] went up and stabbed again, cutting "Rucia of Lammermore" into a pool of gurgling blood from the throat of a crowing rooster who was cut off by a knife...... And then...... (Although it is the scene of the crime, pay attention to a clear and practical, sorry I can't write deeply, the reason is clear to everyone)

But the thirteen-year-old turned a blind eye, and actually cut off the heads of the two of them, wrapped them in the clothes of the male deceased, and went to surrender himself with the package in a grand manner......

This kind of shot, thinking about it makes people vomit, not to mention personal experience, how can this be called Zheng Guofan's love during the peaceful and prosperous years?

Moreover, a great sense of fear is still to come, death may not be terrible, what is terrible is watching yourself slowly move towards death step by step.

And Zheng Guofan thinks that he is stepping towards death step by step, killing two people, what is the sentence for this crime? Kill the Prison Marquis? No, it's probably a decision.

The huge panic felt like a hand squeezing his heart, causing Zheng Guofan's face to be pale and his eyes to straighten.

I've read Zhuangzi, this is Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, right? God, don't play with me! I'm just a small author, an ordinary member of the crowd!

I'm sure I've drunk too much, wake up, wake up quickly, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ao, your sister! Next time I'll never drink with you again.

He clenched his fist tightly, and unconsciously, his nails dug into his palms, and blood spilled out.

Why are you still here?

Isn't it Zhuang Zhoumeng? Is it Nanke Dream?

Nan Kemeng woke up from being a civilian, and I didn't become a champion or a colt!

No, it's a Handan dream?

It's miserable, Handan Meng woke up after cutting off his head, and it seems that he will definitely be sentenced to death in a while.

But I haven't experienced [Miss Back Garden's bonus, the champion of the fallen son]? The emperor didn't give me twenty-four beautiful women!

Could it be that which immortal ignition brother? Give me a knife if you haven't enjoyed the glory and wealth for decades, which is too condescending!

He had a tea party in his mind, and his thoughts were running like a marquee, and he didn't notice that a group of old and young ladies rushed over.

Such a group of women's soldiers threw Zheng Guofan to the ground at once, and regardless of the mirror hanging high and above the court, they went to pull the young man's clothes with all his hands and feet.

These are all veterans who are used to dealing with men, especially the concubines of the dead ghost Duan Daguan, who can be described as [good at understanding people's clothes], one fingertip can untie Zheng Guofan's Ru Xuan, one hand pulls Zheng Guofan's pants open, and one by one grabs Zheng Guofan's underwear......

Zheng Guofan was woken up by a group of girls from Nan Kemeng's Handan dream, and was immediately shocked, and grabbed his underwear with both hands, but this skin is only thirteen years old, in terms of strength, where can he beat a vote of old ladies, and then, the following is cold......

It's over, it doesn't seem like a dream! didn't wake up after pulling like this, Zheng Guofan's face was as dead as ashes.

Wen Renshi next to him moved his little feet lightly, his head moved slightly, and at a glance, he let out two laughs, this laughter was strange, as if crying and laughing, "Sure enough, mutton fat and white jade, may I ask Shen Xianzun, how can there be a concubine?" How to have a concubine! ”

Shen Bang in the hall was also dumbfounded, he never expected Mrs. Duan to dare to do such an insulting thing in the public court.

He looked at Zheng Guofan, who was lying on the ground in a daze, pulling his underwear with both hands, his face was like ashes, and he immediately felt empathy.

Famous people in the church, sage disciples, were so insulted by these Diao people in front of the court, no one could stand it. He thought.

His friend next to him also whispered: Insult Sven, insult Sven.

"Wen Ren's." Although Master Shen Bang Shen is a little timid, he can be regarded as the worst in his list in the same year, but when he encounters the scene in front of him, he has made a decision almost instantly, what do I have to be afraid of, master? I am a seed of reading, a famous teacher, and a disciple of a sage......

He slapped the shocked wood fiercely, and shouted: "If it weren't for the fact that you are the order of the imperial court, you will definitely be punished for the crime of roaring in the court and defiling the court." ”

After drinking like this, he suddenly felt that Haoran righteousness was in his body, the ancient sages were on his side, and the righteousness of Peiran rushed out of his chest, and his waist was a little stiffer, "Left and right, go out with me." ”

Without waiting for Wen Renshi to speak, he decided the case in one breath, "There is a murder case of Zheng Guofan, a student of this county, which has been decided by this county, in line with the law of the Ming Dynasty, and it is really a righteous act, acquitted, come on!" and he put on red, and then cut off fifty taels of silver from him, and withdrew from the church. ”

After a whole morning, the dust finally settled.

The officials on both sides of the county government are taking the silver of the county government of the county, not the silver of the Duan Mansion, besides, even if the dead ghost Duan Daguan was powerful during his lifetime, now his human brain has been cut out of the dog's brain, what can it have to do with them, as for the Duan lady Wenren's family, it is indeed powerful, the old man who asked just now was speechless, but in the end, it is a woman's family, besides, this is also in accordance with the meaning of the county respect.

These officials are all ghosts and ghosts, and the county respects them and let them go out, then boom! A few concubines in Duanfu didn't understand it, so they ate a messy stick, crying dad and shouting that their mother even rolled and climbed, only Wen Renshi, with a sneer on his face, but he went out, naturally, those servants did not dare to put sticks on this court lady.

When he arrived at the door, he sneered a few times, and then shouted loudly: "Daxing County, this matter is not over." After speaking, he led the house slaves and healthy women of the Duan Mansion and a few dejected concubines to leave.

And in the county office, two skilled officials took water and fire sticks under Zheng Guofan, picked up a stick and turned Zheng Xiaoguan over, and then the stick flower flew, crackling and hitting ten sticks on the buttocks, it sounded, in fact, Mao did not break a piece, the so-called [put on red] in the mouth of Shen Xianzun is actually to drive away ghosts, prevent evil ghosts, and it is a kind of love for Zheng Guofan.