Chapter 107: The Cave House
After the ceremony, the female official of the division respectfully held the handkerchief for the two, and Li Guanqi and He Bijun took the handkerchief and wiped their hands; Then the well-dressed female official of Shangshi entered and knelt down, tasted the food first, showed that the food was not poisonous, and then gave the food to the emperor and empress. Of course, these foods only need to be eaten symbolically, which is called eating three meals.
After eating, the two young and beautiful female officials who were carefully selected offered two more wines to the emperor and empress, which was called joint wine. At the beginning, the ancients cut a gourd into two scoops, and the bride and groom each held one of them, drank a glass of wine, and took the meaning of "two and one".
This wine is not something that can be drunk casually, it is also a strict procedure and all kinds of red tape, asking the bride to pour a glass of wine and hand it to the groom; The groom takes a sip and gives it to the bride, who drinks it all. The bridegroom pours a glass of wine and gives it to the bride; The bride takes a sip and gives it back to the groom, who drinks it dry.
Li Guanqi didn't understand these rules, and was at the mercy of the wives and female officials, like a puppet. Taking advantage of the opportunity to drink the wine, Miss He's jade face under the red hijab revealed a small half. It's okay not to look at it, but after seeing it, Li Guanqi couldn't suppress the churning in his stomach directly, and almost didn't vomit.
The powder on Miss He's face is dozens of layers thick, her face is white, like a zombie in a coffin, plus the blood-red mouth and monkey-like cheeks, although it is only a little exposed, Li Guanqi can also imagine what kind of dignity this Miss He is.
After the wine was drunk, the ladies of the palace removed the sumptuous delicacies, and the emperor and empress had to change their clothes. Li Guanqi was taken to the east house, and the palace maid took off his crown clothes one by one, and then changed into festive clothes; The eldest lady He entered the inner room and was served by the female officer, and she also took off her crown dress and changed into a bright and gorgeous dress, and her hijab was still on her head. Then, Li Guanqi was led into this inner room by the female officer, that is, the cave room of the two.
After such a toss, Li Guanqi only felt exhausted, and secretly thought: "The hardest and most tiring errand in the world should be regarded as the groom official, and the most bitter and tired among the groom officials must be the emperor and the groom official." ”
At this time, everyone had dispersed, and only the emperor and the empress were left in the cave room. Li Guanqi had just drunk a few glasses of wine over there before he mustered up the courage to step into this cave room, but now he only felt groggy in his mind, and the scene in front of him couldn't help shaking. I vaguely saw a red figure sitting next to the bed of Hehuan, and I didn't ask if it was the bride - He Bijun.
Li Guanqi did not immediately step forward, but sat down on the chair by the door, and thought indignantly: "God finally gave me a chance to cross, and as the emperor of a big empire, while sitting on the country, he should also be full of beauty." Even if you can't include all the beauties in the world, it shouldn't be the living zombie in front of you! It's really a cup.
knew that Liu Hanyan and the girl in white before, they should have seized the opportunity to accept one, even the eight palace maids who made the bed were all beautiful women. It's better to sleep with them than the zombie bride in front of you. ”
Li Guanqi didn't know that while his mind was turning over the river and the sea, the bride sitting on the bed opposite him, Queen He Bijun, was also silently moving her mind in her heart. If Li Guanqi knew what He Bijun was thinking, he would definitely not continue to sit here, but would definitely go out of the door. Because what He Bijun was thinking at this moment was: "If this hated emperor dares to touch me, I will kill him!" ”
"Look at her virtue, pretend to be a lady, and want to vomit when she looks at it." Li Guanqi didn't know He Bijun's thoughts, and looked at her sitting motionless on the bed, thinking that people were deliberately pretending to be quiet.
The two of them sat more than a foot away from each other for half an hour, neither saying a word nor moving half a minute, as if they were two eminent monks.
For a long time, Li Guanqi felt that it was not a way to sit like this all the time, even if he could sit through tonight, there would be countless nights in the future. Thinking of this, he stood up and wanted to step forward, talk to He Bijun, and find a reason for himself to leave here and go back to the Qinzheng Palace to sleep.
But his proximity, in He Bijun's opinion, is not the case, her pink fists clenched suddenly, "This lustful guy, finally can't help it, he is going to come over and spoil my body, I must not let him succeed." ”
Li Guanqi walked forward slowly, thinking about what kind of excuse to find, and he didn't expect that danger was approaching him step by step. He walked to the bed, gently raised his right hand, and subconsciously wanted to uncover the red hijab on He Bijun's head, but just when his hand just touched the red hijab, He Bijun's little pink fist also won and smashed over.
Li Guanqi was caught off guard, this punch hit the bridge of his nose squarely, Li Guanqi only felt that the smell of gunpowder in his nose jumped up, choking so much that his chest began to hurt, and it took great perseverance to endure it without screaming.
But the pain of being hit hard on the nose is definitely not something that Li Guanqi, an ordinary person who doesn't know any martial arts, can bear, although he didn't call out, he still gritted his sour teeth on the spot, covered his nose and squatted on the ground, looking at He Bijun with hazy eyes, and tears couldn't stop flowing down.
"What do you want to do?" Li Guanqi endured the pain while raising his hand to stop He Bijun from continuing to attack, and said angrily.
"Humph! You can't keep my people, but you can't keep my heart. I already have a sweetheart. He Bijun put his hands on his chest and said hatefully.
"Damn, how big of a deal should I be?" Li Guanqi muttered in his heart, slowly covered his nose and stood up, and said, "Why do you marry me if you have a sweetheart?" ”
"I don't want to marry you!" He Bijun said hurriedly, "You insisted on marrying me." ”
"Do you think I'm willing to marry you?" Li Guanqi's nose was sore for a while, and his mood was naturally not good, plus he was already full of helplessness and subconscious resistance to this marriage, so he said angrily at the moment, "I also have a sweetheart, okay?" ”
"Do you have a sweetheart too?" He Bijun shook his head and said, "Then you won't be with me and me, right?" ”
"Just you?" Li Guanqi snorted in his nose, tears immediately fell painfully, and he gritted his back molars and said, "You think it's beautiful!" ”
"Okay, then you swear, what if you were with me?" He Bijun still didn't worry about Li Guanqi.
"My whole family is dead, okay?" Li Guanqi was so irritable that he didn't even bother to pay attention to the title.
"Good. Then I swear that if I take the initiative to follow you, my whole family will die. He Bijun saw that Li Guanqi had made a poisonous oath, and he was in a good mood, and he also swore an oath.