Chapter 167: Establish Family Rules

Liu Yunshuang's intention is very simple, Bi Lan is curious about how Liu Xiu could guess that someone smashed his thirst, and secondly, Liu Xiu said that this thing is good that day, but unfortunately no one will know in the future, so he got up and wanted to find someone to make a name for him, but unfortunately his reputation is too stinky, and there are many people who are looking for it, but even if there are willing, but when he thought of making a fuss about a broken machine, he suddenly turned black, and reluctantly found a few scholars who wanted to pat him on the back and have a future, but what he wrote was something that even Bi Lan himself couldn't look at.

As soon as Bi Lan inquired, he soon knew that Liu Xiu was a student of the great Confucian Lu Zhi, so he made up his mind and asked Liu Yunshuang to rush over. After a long inquiry, I finally found Buyunli.

Endowment? Liu Xiu's head was black, and he said in his heart that it was okay for me to write two silver lyrics and beautiful songs, but it was a black eye, which stinked worse than those shameless scholars. He hurriedly excused himself, but Liu Yunshuang thought that he was unwilling, and said with unhappiness in his resentment, This is Lord Bi's request, you had better think about it, don't be in a hurry to excuse yourself, and as he spoke, he took out the structure diagram of the thirsty black and pushed it in front of Liu Xiu. The meaning is very clear, you should have responded today, and you should have responded to it.

Although Liu Xiu didn't take Bi Lan seriously, it was not worth offending Bi Lan for such a thing, not to mention that he was indeed a little interested in this thirsty Wu, by looking at the drawings, he suddenly remembered the matter of Wang Chu's draft, and said in his heart that Bi Lan was the court order, and he really wanted to offend him, in case this dog eunuch announced a personal vendetta, and had to choose my beauty into the palace, wouldn't it be blind?

Well, maybe you can be lucky in distress and turn a bad thing into a good thing.

"It's really ingenious." Liu Xiu slapped his thigh and praised it. When Liu Yunshuang saw it, she showed her charming smile again, and Liu Xiu almost threw it out. For the sake of Wang Chu, Liu Xiu had to exert a fearless spirit and endure his will to deal with Liu Yunshuang. Fortunately, although he is not a person in the entertainment industry, the people who can survive in the antique market are all actors or quasi-actors.

"Don't hide it from Your Excellency, writing is indeed not my forte." Liu Xiu said very earnestly: "But I can try my best, if it really doesn't work, I'll find someone to write it, but if the writing is not good, please say a few more kind words in front of Master Bi." In addition, please be accommodating with Master Bi to see if you can give me more time, I've been a little busy in the past two days, and I can't calm down to dance and ink. ”

Liu Yunshuang was happy, as long as someone could write it, where could he be too demanding, this was actually a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and he didn't expect too much, after all, Bi Lan also knew that he was not a popular person. Liu Xiu changed his words and inquired about some things in the palace, such as what other works Bi Lan was proud of, and whether anyone else was good at doing these things, and asked about the draft. Liu Yunshuang probably doesn't have any partners to talk to in the palace, he is either looked down upon or feared inside and outside the palace, and it is rare to have a person who is willing to talk to him, today I met Liu Xiu, a person who neither despises him nor is afraid of him, I feel that I have found a soulmate, I opened the chatterbox, and I talked for two hours in a row, and it was dark outside, so I came back to my senses and left satisfied.

Liu Xiu sent Liu Yunshuang back, and saw several disdainful faces, realizing that his performance just now made some people angry.

"Big brother, how can you be so close to a eunuch?" Mao Zong was the first to attack, Liu Bei followed, and even Zhang Fei, who was closest to him, was very unhappy and sat on the side sulking.

Liu Xiu knew that he had provoked the anger of the public today, and it was useless to argue, so he sat aside without saying a word, eating dinner, while looking at the picture brought by Liu Yunshuang, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Bi Lan's idea was really ingenious. He doesn't understand machinery, but he still understands the basic principles of mechanics, what levers, gears, and everything he knows, plus he did a stone thrower not long ago, and he also knows a little about the machining ability of this era.

Talent, although this guy is a eunuch, I have to say that he is a talent. Liu Xiu sighed while watching, and suddenly remembered one thing, as if there was a more powerful eunuch named Cai Lun in the Han Dynasty, and one of the four great inventions of papermaking was his credit, and then he remembered another eunuch Sima Qian, who was China's Shi Sheng.

Among the eunuchs, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and there are many talents, is it because there is no thought, no energy to go, so I have to focus on academics? No wonder Mr. Jin's top master wants to come from the palace, as soon as the undefeated eldest sister in the East comes out, it is really amazing and beautiful. If that Liu Yunshuang pretends to be today, he will probably have a fight with him.

Liu Xiu was thinking about himself, and he didn't pay attention to Liu Bei and the others who were glaring angrily, and Liu Bei couldn't hold back in the end: "Big brother, you can't do this." ”

Liu Xiu raised his head to look at him, slowly put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, and wiped his mouth: "Why?" ”

"They are shameless eunuchs." Liu Bei was about to scream.

"Scholars?" Liu Xiu asked rhetorically: "Who do you say are the scholars, including those stupid people who fight in groups?" ”

Liu Bei choked.

Liu Xiu then asked, "Does it include the Dou family, a century-old family?" ”

Liu Bei was speechless.

"Including those who fled to the Xianbei grassland and helped the Xianbei people kill the Han people?"

"Alright, sir, don't go that far." Zhang Fei couldn't help it, and said loudly: "We don't know so much, we only know that these eunuchs are not good people, and associating with them will stink our reputation." You are willing to defile yourself, we are unwilling, if you insist on what you have seen, we will ......" He pursed his lips vigorously and ruthlessly: "We will leave Luoyang and go back to Zhuoxian." I'd rather kill you and die with the Xianbei people than get involved with these eggless thieves. ”

Liu Xiu's eyelids twitched, "It's related to eunuchs, you don't touch it?" ”

Zhang Fei said without thinking: "If I don't touch, I can't stand the smell of them." ”

"Wait, let me count." Liu Xiu crossed his legs and began to count with his fingers: "First of all, you don't need to use paper for painting in the future, because paper was improved by the eunuch Cai Lun." ”

Zhang Fei was stunned, his eyes widened, and he was speechless.

"Secondly, don't read "Taishi Gongshu" in the future, Taishi Gong is also a eunuch, of course, he is not voluntary, but you have to admit that he was indeed a eunuch when he wrote "Taishi Gongshu".

"If you don't read it, you won't read it." This has no pressure on Zhang Fei.

"Also, don't be an official in the future, because the edict of the imperial court is also through the hands of these eunuchs." Liu Xiu counted them one by one, and finally looked at the three stunned people with a smile, "Do you have anything to add?" ”

There is no need to add, only one edict blocked them all, and now His Majesty the Emperor trusts the eunuchs, the edict may be written by the eunuchs, and the palm prints are also eunuchs, if they don't touch all the things that the eunuchs have come into contact with, unless they don't become officials in the future, and they have traveled thousands of miles to Luoyang to do something, isn't it just to be an official.

Liu Xiu looked at them and felt that he was still unsatisfied, so he added: "Oh, by the way, you all seem to have forgotten, the senior brother can be the Taishou of Shanggu, and the eunuch Lu Qiang's credit is not small, otherwise the Son of Heaven will not be able to see the book at all, and the senior brother is still looking for a way in Luoyang." ”

Liu Bei and the others completely lost their temper.

"You guys, you haven't read a few words of the scriptures, and your brains are as stiff as fossils." Liu Xiu sighed hatefully, shook his head, and compared a fossil that Wang Chu gave him a few days ago. It was obtained by Wang Chu in Liaoxi, and there was an animal like a bird on it, Wang Chu studied it for a long time, asked a lot of people, and didn't figure out what it was, but Liu Xiu could see at a glance that it was an archaeopteryx - I often saw it in popular science articles in my previous life, and Liu Xiu had a friend who specialized in making fake fossils and gave him a few fakes as ornaments. As soon as the words came out, he immediately won Wang Chu's admiration. I have to say that since Liu Xiu gave her those few pieces of paper, Wang Chu now has a little admiration for Liu Xiu, and even the basic skepticism is gone.

"Gentleman, villain, which life is not? Do you think that if you read a book, you must be a gentleman, and if you are a eunuch, you must be a villain? Liu Xiu continued to enlighten, these people are all people around him, if their thoughts are not reversed, it will be inconvenient to do things in the future, and if you look at Liu Yunshuang's face like today, it is useless to work hard.

"But Bi Lan is not a good person, he, Cao Jie, and Zhang let them all be all the way." Lu Shen walked in and interjected: "What you said is right, there are good people among eunuchs, but good people are also eunuchs." Cao Ying's grandfather Cao Teng has been waiting for four generations of the Son of Heaven in the palace, he is cautious, and many of the recommended people are celebrities, but he is a eunuch, so the Cao family is still looked down upon. Cao Ying made a five-color stick, and as soon as he entered the official career, he killed Jian Shuo's uncle Jian Tu, do you really think it's because Jian Tu broke the law? That's Cao Ying wants to use this incident to show the world that he and the eunuchs are not all the way, what is the result? ”

Liu Xiu glanced at Lu Shen, and said in his heart Although this kid is the youngest, the Confucianism he has received is the heaviest among these people, and he has been in Luoyang for more than half a year, and he has heard the most news, if he doesn't turn his mind around, it will be even more difficult to talk to other people. Moreover, he came from the back hall, maybe Mrs. Zhang's intention was inside, and he couldn't ignore it.

"Ziyan, you come." Liu Xiu beckoned, did not stay, but asked Lu Shen to come to him in an old-fashioned manner. Lu Shen was a little unaccustomed to it, but he was embarrassed to compete with Liu Xiu about who was bigger and who was small, Lu Min could say when he left, after he left, several of them had to listen to Liu Xiu, so although he was a little unhappy, he still walked in front of Liu Xiu honestly.

This is what Liu Xiu wants, he must establish his authority in the short term, otherwise who will treat him as a human being.

"How's this thirsty crow?" Liu Xiu sat on the couch in a big way, and majestically clicked the drawings on the case. Lu Shen was just about to speak, but he interrupted him again: "You don't want to talk about people, just talk about this thing, for example...... This thing was made by your big brother. ”

"This ......" Lu Shen was speechless, his face flushed, I don't know if it was because Liu Xiu was unhappy to compare Lu Min and Bi Lan, or because of something else. Liu Xiu stared at him forcibly, there was no smile on his face, and the boss's score was full. Although Lu Shen has a temper, he is too young after all, and in front of Liu Xiu, a veteran who has an actual psychological age of more than three and is a liar, he quickly couldn't hold it anymore, and said squeaked: "What if...... If my eldest brother did it, of course it ...... Of course ......"

"Of course, isn't it?" Liu Xiu sneered, "But now it's made by Bi Lan, so it's not good, right?" ”

"Isn't it?" Lu Shen was forced by him, and retorted with a stiff neck.

"Then do you know who grows the rice you eat?" Liu Xiuyi knocked on the table, "Is it planted by the good people, or is it planted by the Diao people?" Have you ever tasted which one smells good and which one smells? It's not the same, it's all poured out of dung? ”

If you want to quibble, which one in this room is his opponent, and with Lu Shen's temper, he can't say such a rude and close analogy, so he was stupid at that time, staring at Liu Xiu who only knew how to be angry, but didn't know how to answer his question.

"Is something good or not, and what does it have to do with people?" Liu Xiu slowed down his breath and glanced at them majestically: "There are gentlemen and villains who read, and there are good people and evil people among eunuchs, but these have nothing to do with what they do. Good people have also done bad things, and it can't be because they're good people, so bad things are also good, and bad people can also do good things, and it can't be because they're bad people, so good things are also bad things. The sage said, "Don't waste words because of people, and don't waste people because of words, you have all read books, why don't you even know this sentence?" ”

Lu Shen and the others were already stunned by his series of tongue twisters, feeling that it seemed reasonable, but it seemed unreasonable, and when they heard what the sage said, they didn't even have the courage to refute. Zhang Fei and the others couldn't remember when the sage said this, but they didn't read as much as Liu Xiu, they just thought they read less and didn't see it, but Lu Shen had some newborn calves who were not afraid of tigers, and they also relied on their family roots, and after thinking about it for a while, they asked unconvinced: "Which classic of the sage said this?" ”

"Isn't that right?" Liu Xiu didn't answer his words at all, and continued to ask according to his own routine.

"Yes, but where did that come from?" Lu Shen also lost his temper.

"How did you read this book?" Liu Xiu sneered, waved his hand, and disdainfully: "Go back and check the book yourself." ”

Lu Shen was stunned by him, thought about it, and suddenly his face was swollen red, this sentence was actually from the "Analects", just now he only cared about competing with Liu Xiu, he was in a hurry, he didn't think about it, and was despised by Liu Xiu.

"Remember, the sage also said that the party is the same and the gentlemen are not the same." Liu Xiu waved his hand and completed the debate neatly: "Yes, yes, no, if you don't understand, go back and read the Analects ten more times, and then come and talk to me." ”

Lu Shen was all overwhelmed by Liu Xiu's argument, Mao Zong, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei, the three half-baked guys, didn't dare to squeak, and went back to the house in a gloomy manner. He continued to look at the drawing, and the more he looked at it, the more he appreciated it, but he didn't dare to compliment them on the technique of drawing, there was no perspective technique, and many proportions might be problematic.

Liu Xiu pondered for a long time, and picked out the mechanical drawing in his impression little by little, preparing to re-give a three-view according to the regular drawing technique, and then draw a rendering or something.

Liu Yunshuang went all the way back to the court, Bi Lan, who was fiddling with the model, looked at the smile on his face, knew that things were going well, there was a smile in his eyes, but his face was still a dead man, looking at Liu Yunshuang without saying a word, Liu Yunshuang was stunned for a moment, then remembered something, and quickly said embarrassedly: "No." ”

"No?" Bi Lan's face sank, very unhappy. There is an unwritten convention in the palace, and people who go out of the palace to do business will take some benefits, of course, these benefits cannot be taken by them alone, and the boss must take more than half of them. He sent Liu Yunshuang to see Liu Xiu, thinking that since Liu Xiu stayed in Luoyang and didn't leave, of course he wanted to be an official, and now he has the opportunity to send it to the door, how can there be any reason not to send some benefits.

Unexpectedly, but no, Bi Lan didn't believe it, and suspected that Liu Yunshuang had swallowed it privately, and there was some unhappiness in those eyes.

Liu Yunshuang gasped, and hurriedly told him what happened to Liu Xiu, Bi Lan listened to it, but was a little curious: "He neither flattered you nor scolded you?" ”

"Nope." Liu Yunshuang thought of today's experience, and couldn't help but want to laugh, although he didn't get a benefit of money from Liu Xiu, but Liu Xiu felt too good about treating him as an ordinary person, and it made him happier than giving him money, in fact, he also knew that when those people gave him money, they were probably scolding in their hearts, but they didn't dare to show it on their faces.

"He said that he is not good at writing fu, and he is also in a bit of a hurry these days, and he has no time to dance and write, so he asked the adults to give him a few days of grace and let him think about it more." Liu Yunshuang looked at Bi Lan's face and said cautiously: "I see that he admires the adult's thirst very much. ”

Bi Lan smiled, his slender fingers pinched a few times, and his heart was a little beautiful, thirsty Wu was one of his masterpieces, and some people appreciated it, which made him feel an indescribable sense of satisfaction, but he was not interested in pursuing the bribery again. But at the thought that Thirsty Wu had been smashed, his sparse eyebrows twisted up again, revealing a fierce color.

"Liu Xiu has a suggestion, your lordship might as well invite the Son of Heaven to use a large number of thirsty crows inside and outside Luoyang City."

"Still heavily used? How many of them had to be smashed by those gangs of people. Bi Lan was distressed.

Therefore, he advised the adults to arrange the livelihood of these surplus people first. Liu Yunshuang carefully said Liu Xiu's suggestion. In fact, it is also simple, the use of machinery, will inevitably save a lot of manpower, as long as these manpower are arranged, so that they will not be unemployed, they will not be secretly sabotaged. And saving manpower is saving money, and no one will have any opinion on saving money.

When Bi Lan heard this, she opened her mouth and nodded again and again. How could he usually think of these things, what he thought about was how to find a way to arrest and punish those who smashed his thirst, but he didn't think about how to channel it, but now he looked at the problem from a different angle, and immediately found that this problem was not difficult.

"This young man...... Interesting. Bi Lan nodded again and again: "It's not like those Confucian scholars who are stupid in reading, I want to have more contact with him in the future, if possible, it's best to use it for me." ”

"Your Excellency is clever." Liu Yunshuang patted his ass at the right time, paused, and reminded: "My lord, he mentioned two people today, saying that he was wronged, but there was no way to appeal. ”

"Who?"

"Liaoxi Taishou Liu Ji, and his book Zuo Gongsun Zhan."

(To be continued)