Chapter 391: Not Even a Window!
Lizheng Palace, Front Hall.
"Liu Sanshui, what's going on? Outside this Chang'an City, how could the sound of Shenwu Cannon sound? ”
Li Shimin was originally reviewing the recital, but at this time, a loud sound came into the hall, as if it was a thunderclap, followed by five sounds, which were very closely connected.
The whole person seemed to be fished out of sweat, Liu Sanshui, who had just returned to the palace after looking for Li Yuanba without success, heard Li Shimin's call, hurriedly ran in from outside the main hall, and replied respectfully:
"The slave doesn't know either, but the slave has already sent someone to investigate outside the city, and I believe there will be news back soon!"
"Majesty!"
Just as he was saying this, the old eunuch Liu Tong walked in from outside the hall and bowed down.
Li Shimin glanced at him and said, "What's the matter?" ”
Liu Tongdao: "Your Majesty, check it out!" Outside Chang'an, the Tianzhu State Mission is about to enter Chang'an. In order to welcome the envoys, His Royal Highness King Wu specially ordered his subordinates to go to the Shenwu Guard station to pull out three Shenwu cannons and release six cannons to welcome them! ”
"Huh?"
Li Shimin was stunned, and after a long while, he said with a smile: "You said that the cannon fire was to welcome the envoys of the Tianzhu Kingdom?" ”
Liu Tong nodded vigorously very seriously and said, "Yes!" It's just that now it seems to have encountered some trouble, the horses that the Tianzhu people sat on completely blew up the camp after hearing the sound of cannons, and the entire envoy group was in a mess, and a few unlucky guys were directly trampled to death by the horses, and the rest of the people were injured even if they didn't die! ”
"Hahaha......"
Li Shimin laughed out loud when he heard this.
At this time, Empress Changsun, who was resting in the apse of the Lizheng Palace, happened to come out, and when she saw Li Shimin smiling heartily, she couldn't help but wonder:
"Your Majesty, why are you so happy?"
Li Shimin waved his hand and said: "Queen, didn't I tell you before, this Tianzhu envoy group is really hateful, and every time I stay in a city, it will cost me ten thousand taels of silver in the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"yes?" Empress Eldest Sun looked at Li Shimin with her head tilted slightly. Said: "The concubine still remembers that Her Majesty said that she wants to find a way to cure such a greedy and profligate Tianzhu person!" ”
"Don't think about it, Yuanba has already vented this evil breath for me!" Li Shimin's face showed a quick smile, and said: "Yuanba used the Shenwu cannon to fire six cannons at the gate of the city, which scared the horses of the Tianzhu Kingdom to blow up the camp, unlucky Tianzhu people, I really want to see their current miserable situation now!" ”
This Li Shimin is as insidious as Li Yuanba, but Li Yuanba is a step above Li Shimin in the insidious journey.
Peeked at Li Shimin's extremely happy smile, but Liu Tong's heart was like a roller coaster, because his words were not finished.
Seeing this most powerful couple in the Tang Dynasty laugh enough. Liu Tong worded a little and said cautiously:
"Your Majesty, there seems to be a problem right now! Tashi, the special envoy of the Tianzhu envoys, had a particularly strong opinion because of this bombardment, and threatened that if I did not give them a reasonable explanation, I would refuse to enter the city, and I would also terminate the tribute. Now, they are still in a stalemate with His Royal Highness King Wu outside the city. You see......"
"End the tribute?" Li Shimin snorted coldly and said, "Eat my Datang, drink my Datang, and take my Datang along the way." Now that I've been wronged and want to go back, how can it be so cheap? Sanshui ......"
"Majesty!"
After listening to the words for a long time, Liu Sanshui said respectfully.
"You go and draw up an order, and this matter will be handled by His Royal Highness King Wu! If the Tianzhu envoy is willing to pay tribute, it will be asked to prepare the tribute. Pick a few people who can speak, and come to Chang'an City to meet me! If the Tianzhu delegation wants to end the tribute...... Hmph, let Yuanba act cheaply! ”
Li Shimin felt a little suffocated in his heart. After all, they are the Heavenly Empire, and it is your Tianzhu Kingdom who is shy, crying and shouting that they want to come to pay tribute.
Now it's okay to want to run? Not to mention the door, not even the window!
"No!"
Liu Sanshui said that he had a good show to watch again, took the will, and hurriedly walked towards the side hall.
……
Outside the city of Chang'an, the ruins of the Tianzhu State Mission with a strong sense of war image.
"You say you are the king of the Tang Dynasty? Ha? Do you want to give Ben an explanation, what is that loud noise? Also, why did such a thing happen outside your Datang capital? Do you look at our mission? Heavy losses! If you don't give this envoy a reasonable explanation, my Tianzhu Kingdom refuses to enter Chang'an City and terminate this tribute! ”
The fat man Tashi's voice was unprecedentedly tough, as if the tribute was paid by the Tang Dynasty crying and shouting for them to come.
Tashi's expression was also taken for granted by Bo Simon, as if they were superior to others.
Think about it, what kind of bullshit serfdom is there, and what kind of caste system is there...... I can't remember the specifics, anyway, they have always been the boss of the sky, and their second high-profile posture.
Hearing Tashi's words, Li Yuanba grinned at the corners of his mouth and said, "Are you sure you're talking to this king?" ”
Tashi was stunned and said, "What? Is there anyone else here? ”
"The king knows!"
Li Yuanba laughed, the kind that was very bright, and his teeth began to shine in the sun!
Seeing the smile on Li Yuanba's face, Li Sanduo and the others, who were familiar with him, shivered together, and glanced at the fat man Tashi with sympathy.
The fat man felt a little inexplicable, but he also had nothing to fear, because he thought that he was the envoy of the great Bourbon king, representing the king of Tianzhu Kingdom, and the Tang Dynasty couldn't do anything to him!
It's a pity, he thinks too highly of himself, in Li Yuanba's eyes, he Tianzhu is a fart!
"Three cannons, teach this fat man, how to talk to this king!" Li Yuanba glanced at Zhao Sanpao beside him and said.
"Hey, hey, No!"
Zhao Sanpao has always been loyal to Li Yuanba, and he never asks why for carrying out tasks.
"Damn it! I really treat yourself as a character, it seems that your mother didn't teach you well! That's right, Lao Tzu wine will teach you for your mother! ”
Zhao Sanpao patted the horse's back lightly, and his body fell off the horse's back lightly, and his hands pinched the ground with a 'click'.
"You, what do you want to do?"
Tashi's fat body subconsciously hid behind Bo Simon, his voice trembling a little.
"You'd better come out for me!"
Zhao Sanpao jumped forward, and without hesitation, his right hand reached out to Tashi who was hiding behind Bo Simong.
"Posimon, stop him!"
The fat man is a guy who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and is as timid as a mouse, and now he doesn't even dare to have a confrontation with Zhao Sanpao.
"You, you're not Lao Tzu's opponent, get out of the way of Lao Tzu!"
This time Zhao Sanpao didn't want to keep up with the last time he was in a prostitute. It was a waste of time to arrest Yang Jinghua in the courtyard, so as soon as he got started, he was left-handed, and he was very busy between grabbing and grabbing.
"Don't look down on me!"
Bo Simon seemed to be enraged by Zhao Sanpao, so he straightened up, puffed up his chest, and used his shoulders to meet Zhao Sanpao's grasp.
Zhao Sanpao laughed fiercely, his left hand broke through the air, and grabbed Bo Simon's shoulder without hesitation.
After more than half a year of targeted training, the strength of Zhao Sanpao's left hand has far exceeded that of his right hand, coupled with the effect of Li Yuanba's soft grinding and hard foaming from Sun Simiao's health qigong, the inside of Zhao Sanpao's right hand has also exceeded two hundred catties.
It's just that what makes Zhao Sanpao more depressed is that the two hundred catties seem to have reached the limit, and there is no effect if they are further promoted.
However, these two hundred catties are already very good, and whoever in the ordinary people can have this kind of change in their right hand. The power of the state.
"Hmph, I'm really looking for death!"
For this move that Simon was overconfident enough to block, Zhao Sanpao used all his strength.
The lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, and Zhao Sanpao has no reason to save his strength!
"Bang! Click-la-la-......"
There was a dull sound, followed by a series of crisp sounds like bones shattering.
"Whoosh!"
In the incredible eyes of everyone, Bo Simon was directly blown away, and it was not until he hit the fat man Tashi, who was still secretly moving backwards, that he finally stopped.
"Poof!"
As soon as he fell to the ground, this guy spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his eyes were full of fear when he looked at Zhao Sanpao.
He couldn't figure it out, with his skills, even if he was one of the best in the entire Tianbo City, how could he not be able to beat the strong man in front of him?
"Hehe, it's really vulnerable!"
Zhao Sanpao turned his head and glanced at Li Sanduo very scenously, only to find that the eyes of this thing were not looking in his direction at all.
"You, don't come here!"
He looked at Zhao Sanpao with fear on his face, and suddenly found that his identity as the envoy of Tianzhu was not easy to use in this Tang Dynasty.
"Get up for Lao Tzu!"
Seeing that Li Sanduo and the others looked indifferent, Zhao Sanpao, who was a little depressed, walked up to Tashi's side, and dragged this guy to Li Yuanba like a dead dog with both hands.
"Smack!"
A big mouth was thrown at Tashi's face, and the fat man's face became red and swollen at a visible rate.
"Do you see this person in front of you, he is His Royal Highness the Martial King of our Tang Dynasty!"
Zhao Sanpao introduced Li Yuanba while snorting Tashi's big mouth, "Don't say that you are just a envoy of a small country, even if your king comes, you have to kneel and salute in front of our prince!" Look at what you just had, is that the attitude you should have? ”
Bang Bang Bang!
The slaps were more ruthless than the other, but fortunately, there was a lot of flesh on Tashi's face, and after being slapped so much, this thing didn't even faint, but his cheeks were a little fatter, and the blood at the corners of his mouth flowed a little.
Not to mention that fat people also have advantages, at least the ability to resist beatings is much stronger than ordinary people! (To be continued......)