438 Toilet Paper Secrets
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Yang Ling saw the two princesses leaving the room, and hurriedly turned over and jumped off the bed, his pants were already stained with some rice porridge, he opened his pants to see, the little brother shrunk like a silkworm chrysalis, the inner thighs of the two thighs were red, and it hurt when he touched it lightly, and it was hot and slightly blistered. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yang Ling sighed, fortunately there was no big problem, he hurriedly plugged in the door, took off his clothes and pants, quickly changed his robe, and then hurried to the "Huxian Hall", and when he arrived at the place, he saw that the living room was empty, there were some teacups on the table, and the two maids were cleaning up, Yang Ling hurriedly asked: "Why are you the only ones here, the emperor?" ”
The two maids hurriedly said: "I have seen Grandpa Guo, the emperor and the heavenly master have already left the mansion, saying that they want to compete with King Yao's men and horses."
When Yang Ling heard this, he hurriedly turned around and ran out of the door again, the inner thighs were rubbed by the clothes and hurt a little, and he couldn't take care of it. Yang Ling rushed out of the mansion gate, and saw that on the flat field with a huge Taiji map painted on the ground, two teams of people and horses stood opposite each other, waving flags in all directions, and the officers and soldiers of the imperial court were pressed in black, and the water was impassable here.
The open space in the middle is divided into Taijitu, and there are hundreds of people standing on the left and right, and the inner guards on the left are all wearing bright yellow robes, all of them with bright armor and shining swords and guns. On the right side of the line is the Yao people, they wear turbans around their heads, short cloth clothes with blue pipa plackets, and belts, except for a few people who wear long knives with narrow edges, most of them hold simple spears in their hands, and iron tools are also extremely luxurious items for them.
Emperor Zhengde was dressed in a light shirt with arrow sleeves, standing in front of the Ouchi guards with a sword in his hand, and there was also a person on the opposite side who stepped forward, ahead of the entire team, that person's body was fat, although it was winter after all, but the person's upper body was only wearing a shoulder, black and swarthy flesh, fat and thick.
There are still a few feathers on the hat wrapped in this person's cloth towel, and he holds a nine-ring machete in his hand, although he looks fierce and vicious, but the man's expression is obviously a little uneasy, he doesn't look at Zhengde on the other side, but looks around at the neat and neat standing, but it is densely packed, so that the officers and soldiers who are lined with swords and guns like a forest, thinking that this person is the Yao Wang Pan begging.
Yang Ling looked at the grandeur of the two sides, not like leading the troops to fight, but as if the two underworld bosses gathered the brothers to cut the fight, and he didn't feel a little funny. The two blisters on his legs were uncomfortable, and when he rushed to the ground to see that the two sides had not yet fought, he felt a heart-piercing pain when he relaxed, and his legs couldn't help but draw a figure of eight when he walked.
He walked to Zhengde, only to see that Zhang Tianshi was also standing on the side, persuading the emperor bitterly, Yang Ling hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, you are the lord of the four seas, the lord of ten thousand times, and the mountains and barbarians do not know the vastness of heaven and earth." It's a joke to say arrogant words, but the emperor just laughs at them, so why bother to be serious with them? ”
Zhengde said with a smile: "I have a rare opportunity to personally lead the troops to fight, just to personally educate these barbarians, in the past, Zhuge Liang captured seven and seven verticals, so that Meng was returned to his heart, and it was a good story for a while, if I let this King Yao convince today." What's wrong with being indoctrinated from now on? ”
Yang Ling frowned, turned his head to look at Tang Yixian and the three princesses standing behind, if Tang Yixian was bent on stopping it, it was estimated that Zhengde might not disobey her wishes, but Tang Yixian was very well-behaved, no matter how arrogant the husband and wife were, they could be regarded as boudoir fun for the two, Tang Yixian would never go beyond the slightest in front of outsiders, and he paid great attention to maintaining the image of Zhengde's son of heaven.
She knew the news late in the back house, and when she came out, Zhengde and Yao Wang Pan had already said that they were going to do it, and she was a woman, so it was naturally difficult for her to come forward to stop it, so Yongchun hurried to urge Yang Ling, hoping that he would dissuade the emperor as a minister of the court.
But now that Emperor Zhengde has gone out of the palace, both sides have put on a posture, and it will really be shameful to collect troops at this time, Yang Ling thought for a while, and said: "The emperor is the king of a country, how can the little Yao King be qualified to fight against you?" Since the emperor wants to lead the troops to fight, then the emperor is the commander of the three armies, and you should command in the middle, and the ministers should act as the vanguard."
"This ......", Zhengde hesitated a little, and the Yao Wang Pan on the opposite side stared at a pair of bull's eyes, seeing the other party muttering, I don't know what idea he was making, and his heart was even hairier.
Shi Yigui, the warrior under his hand, held the long knife and carefully moved two steps forward, and whispered to the plate begging: "King, we didn't see so many people and horses on the other side when we went up the mountain, you look at the soldiers around, more than the men and women of our village, all the men and women, old and young, the Tianchanggong of Jindan Village said that he is the king of the largest and largest tribe in the world, it seems to be true, we have gathered all the warriors in the whole village, but the number of people is too different, can we beat them?" ”
Pan begged and pinched his fat chin, and said regretfully: "Ghosts and gods can't be offended, the heavenly master said that those people offend ghosts and gods, and they will bring us disasters, and he didn't say that this king of the Ming Dynasty is a king like ghosts and gods." But if we stop now, we will be laughed at. Fortunately, their king said that he would surrender us and would not kill anyone, so tell our people, don't hurt the people of the Ming King, and I will pretend to be caught by their king when I rush out for a while, and then admit defeat with dignity."
Shi Yigui grinned, stepped back and whispered the king's order to Tofu Sangui, and then the two of them conveyed the order separately. Yao people take the name of the man before marriage, the woman is called the sister, in order to distinguish in front of the noble, the sister has to add other words, generally after the child is born, the father goes out for the first time to see the name of the thing. When the father of the stone is expensive, he sees the stone when he goes out, and he is called the stone is expensive, and the father of the tofu is expensive when he goes out, he sees the tofu seller, so he calls it tofu.
This time, most of the young men brought by King Yao were young and strong, and those who became relatives had to change the noble character to the noble character, but most of them were still young people called Gui. The two of them quickly conveyed the order to a large group of nobles and people, and as soon as the order was conveyed here, Emperor Zhengde on the opposite side also decided to make concessions, he handed over the sword to Yang Ling, and said loudly to the king of Yao on the opposite side: In the first formation, Yang Ling, the prince of my Aiqing Weiguo, will fight for me. ”
As soon as King Yao heard that he was called the Duke of Weiguo, and he was the official with the Duke, it was estimated that he was a steward such as the Duke of Tianchang and the Duke of the Chief, and defeat in his hands was equivalent to defeat in the hands of the King of the Ming Dynasty, so he immediately prepared for defeat.
Zhengde took a big flag with his hand, waved it majestically, and shouted: "Charge, subdue them in one fell swoop!" ”
Yang Ling immediately drew his sword in his hand and shouted: "Warriors of Ouchi, rush with me!" After saying that, he took the lead and rushed forward.
Yang Ling's inner thighs were broken and stung, in order to reduce the friction between his legs, these few steps were really ugly, his legs were loose, and he ran like a duck.
He stared at the Yao King with both eyes, and when he rushed to the vicinity of the Taiji Diagram, because his energy was too concentrated, he was tripped by the slightly protruding stone under his feet, and he fell to the ground with a thud, and the sword in his hand was thrown out with a thud.
At this time, the fat body of Yao Wang Pan begged and waved a big knife, and the iron ring had just pounced, the momentum was very powerful, it seemed that as long as he took two more steps, he could cut off Yang Ling's head with one knife, and when he saw such a dangerous scene, several princesses and Tang Yixian couldn't hold it back, and they had already screamed.
This King of Yao looked at although he only had brute strength, in fact, that arrogance was only because he had the greatest power among the tribes of Yaoshan Mountain, and he was only worthy of pride.
Pan Qishi originally planned to make two moves, so he immediately abandoned his weapon and surrendered, but he never expected that the general of the Ming army would fall down first before he could fight, and Pan Qishi was stunned for a moment. The bull's eye turned slyly, and his feet sped up to rush towards him, and the big knife was just raised, and then he screamed and fell to the ground, and the big knife flew out of his hand and fell to Yang Ling's side.
The soldiers under both sides saw that the commander was in danger, and immediately rushed over desperately, and the two sides fought together, Yang Lingwan didn't expect that this Yao King, who was said to be very good, was so useless, and quickly snatched his big knife, which weighed dozens of catties, and Yang Ling's wrist strength was really hard enough to swing such a big knife.
Fortunately, Pan Qishi was probably too fat, and he didn't get up after falling to the ground for a long time, Yang Ling hurriedly limped to Pan Qishi's side, and put the big knife on his shoulder, no way, the knife was too heavy, he was afraid that the sharp blade on his neck would really be cut off, and then roared: "King Yao has been captured, do you still want to resist?" ”
Although those Yao soldiers are brave, but the five hundred people on the opposite side are all guards of the Great Interior, don't look at the usual inconspicuous, but put them on the rivers and lakes, they are all first-class masters, even if those Yao people resist with all their might, they are not opponents at all, not to mention that King Yao also gave an order in advance to 'don't hurt people, find an opportunity to surrender'.
They were already beaten to the ground, but when they saw that King Yao was captured, they immediately abandoned their weapons and surrendered. The big flag in Emperor Zhengde's hand had just been waved twice, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Finished fighting?" ”
Yang Ling asked someone to escort King Yao up, limped to Zhengde's side, and replied: "Back to the emperor, the emperor is invincible, and King Yao's soldiers and horses will collapse at the touch of a button, and we have won a great victory."
Zhengde didn't know that this King Yao was simply frightened by the majestic "cheerleaders" around him and surrendered, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and he felt a little regretful after laughing: Zhuge Liang is seven captures of Meng Shu, I just captured it, what kind of thing is this? ”
He thought for a moment and shouted to King Nayao: "You little barbarian king is arrogant, you have to fight with my heavenly soldiers, and now you can obey?" ”
King Yao nodded hurriedly, and said in a loud voice: "Obey, obey, King Daming is invincible in the world, and Xiao Wang is served."
Emperor Zhengde was furious when he heard this: This guy is too uncooperative, why is this acceptable? It's really a cowardly egg. He glared at the plate begging hatefully, eager to go up and kick the fat man a few times, he waved his hand and sneered: "I'm afraid it's not like, right?" ”
"Huh?"
"I see that you are not convinced, but you accidentally fell and couldn't count, I will let you go now, let's fight again."
At this time, King Miao and Yang Ling were dumbfounded, Zhengde didn't care about that, and immediately asked someone to release King Yao, to fight him again, and this time he had to go into battle in person. Yang Ling persuaded hard, thinking that although this Yao team was not as powerful as he imagined, it was too dangerous for thousands of people to fight together, and the swords and soldiers had no eyes, so he proposed: "Your Majesty, since this is the case, it is better to send ten people from each side, after all, the King of Yao has already lost his sincerity, so as not to hurt his life if he is too many people and horses are not taken care of."
As long as there is a battle, Emperor Zhengde doesn't care if there are many people, so he immediately nodded in agreement. King Yao was put back in a daze, and he stubbornly ** Nine warriors stood in front of the Yin Yang Fish and were ready to lose again.
Emperor Zhengde here had to fight in person, Yang Ling was helpless, and selected nine guards with the highest martial arts, and secretly instructed them that at least three of them should not leave the emperor for a moment, and the remaining six were responsible for meeting the enemy, and instructed the archers in the army to secretly prepare for themselves, once there was still something wrong. When someone tries to be unfavorable to the emperor, then it doesn't matter if he fights alone, shoot him into a thorn first.
Yang Ling ran forward and backwards, until Emperor Zhengde was impatient to wait, this was arranged, Emperor Zhengde led the nine guards to the front to stand, stretched out his hand and held a sword flower, and shouted majestically: "King Wu Na Yao, and see me personally ......."
A shout, Zhengde didn't finish speaking, I saw three guards finished glyphs to protect him, and the other six people leaped into the dragon and tiger, the south fist and the north leg, in the blink of an eye, the nine warriors on the opposite side were all stacked down, and the six bright embroidered spring knives were all on the neck of Yao Wangpan's begging with a bang.
King Yao looked at Zhengde with straight eyes, and Zhengde's eyes were also a little straight. Du Fu, who was instructed by Yang Ling, immediately raised his arms and shouted: "My emperor is brave and invincible!" ”
Tens of thousands of officers and soldiers shouted in unison: "My emperor is brave and invincible!" The voice was magnificent, which scared King Yao, and hurriedly admitted defeat: "Xiao Wang admits defeat, Xiao Wang admits defeat." ”
Zhengde felt bored, he waved his hand, and said very generously: "Let go of him, this time I am unexpected, and I will not win." You go and prepare, and we'll fight again."
Yang Ling's face turned blue with anger when he heard this, and the poor King Yao who couldn't lose was let go again, and returned to the formation to discuss with everyone, this kind of play really can't go on, or honestly admit defeat, King Yao rushed back with Shi Yigui and Tofu Sangui respectfully, took off the saber and raised his hands above his head, knelt down on one knee and said: "The king of the Ming Dynasty, Xiao Wang admits defeat, is willing to submit to the king, and no longer dares to have the slightest objection."
Zhengde was waiting to fight again, and when he heard that he was going to admit defeat, he couldn't help frowning and looking him up and down, Yang Ling and the others saw Zhengde circling the poor Yao King three times, and they didn't know what he meant, so they couldn't help but look at each other, but they saw Zhengde take two steps back steeply, and shouted: "Come on, take them down for me!" Frisk! ”
The guards around him rushed up like wolves, grabbed the three stupid people, and then searched indiscriminately on their bodies, took out all the mess in their arms and threw them to the ground, and finally found a small silver knife two fingers long from the begging arms of King Yao.
Zhengde laughed and said very proudly: "I know that you are not convinced, are you pretending to surrender, and you are hiding a sharp blade to assassinate me?" ”
King Yao looked at the little silver knife and wanted to cry without tears, Yang Ling's nose was almost crooked, he was about to step forward, but he saw Zhengde waved his hand and said: "I know that you have been seen through the trick by me, and I am unwilling, haha, don't worry, I still let you go this time, let's fight again, I will definitely convince you."
The begging has almost collapsed, thinking that he is crisscrossing Jindan Mountain, the king of Zhuzhai who does not respect him for three points, there has always been only someone to descend to him, never he descended to a person, I didn't expect to meet Emperor Zhengde today, I want to surrender but can't get it, it can be called Dugu begging to surrender.
He didn't want to be played as a monkey anymore, so he bowed his head and bowed to the "Porphy" of Pan Begging and Food: "The wise and martial King of the Ming Dynasty, Pan Begging is really convinced this time, and I am convinced, I beg for it, you just let me descend."
Yang Ling really couldn't tolerate Zhengde's nonsense, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is even more brave than Zhuge Wuhou, his old man played back and forth seven times before subduing Meng Shu, and it only took three times for the emperor to make King Yao sincerely submit, which is really much more powerful than Zhuge Wuhou." I think that this King Yao has no tricks to do under the emperor's discerning eyes, and he is sincerely obedient. If the emperor is gracious, you will ...... Allow him to come down! ”
Seeing this scene, Zhengde asked, "Are you really willing to surrender?" Well, I will allow you to surrender, and from now on you will be in peace, and under my rule, you will be free in the Jindan Mountain, and you must no longer accommodate rebellion, so as not to make a mistake! ”
"Yes, yes, Xiao Wang obeys!" The tears of the begging were about to come down, and now he finally surrendered as he wished.
Yang Ling was afraid that Emperor Zhengde would regret it again, so he hurriedly waved his hand to let the guards let him go, then picked up his pile of rags from the ground, handed it back to him with a smile, and said: "The emperor is merciful and has always been magnanimous to you...... What is it? ”
When he handed the pile back to King Yao's hand, there was a tattered booklet in it, and the handwriting inside was actually Chinese characters, and it stands to reason that King Yao probably didn't even recognize Chinese characters, what was this?
He grabbed it in his hand and flipped through it, and saw that it contained the names of some ministers of the current court and the central government, and he couldn't help but ask in surprise. This King Yao hurriedly explained respectfully, it turned out that this book was actually obtained from the prince of King Ning.
Originally, he received a large number of gold beads and jade treasures from the prince of Ning Wang, and treated him like a guest, but after listening to Zhang Tianshi's words, he knew that this person would bring great disasters to the entire Miao Village, so he listened to the words of the heavenly master and personally escorted him to Longhu Mountain to return the prisoner.
When capturing Shizi and others, King Yao searched for this book from him, King Yao felt that the paper was soft and just used for convenience, so he used this book as toilet paper along the way.
When the prince of Ning Wang fled for his life, he handed over the gold and silver treasures he was carrying to him in order to buy King Yao, but he hid such a book with the names of the ministers of the court. This thing must be very important, Yang Ling's face became cautious, he hurriedly flipped through it, and finally saw the doorway.
What is recorded on this 'toilet paper' of King Yao is actually the account books of the court and local officials who have traveled back and forth with King Ning over the years, who has received many gifts from him and what he has done for him, and the above are all clearly recorded, but more than 20 sheets in front have been torn off.
A list of less than fifty pages of anti-thieves was actually used up by this King Yao, Yang Ling raised his head and looked helplessly at this swarthy fat man. Seeing his expression, Pan Qishi hurriedly said: "This paper is very soft, if the leader of the Weiguo likes to use it, then Xiao Wang will give it to you!" ”
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King Yao surrendered, and King Ning and other Qin prisoners were also handed over to the officers and soldiers. Yang Ling returned to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and Emperor Zhengde carefully flipped through the books, and now the more the official positions recorded in the future, the greater the official positions, in fact, this is also in line with the law, the first officials who are easy to be bribed and used are always the officials whose official positions are smaller and easy to buy, the bigger the officials, the greater this appetite, if you want to feed them, it is naturally not so easy for them to do things for King Ning.
From this point of view, although the first 20 or so pages were used by King Yao, there will be no officials recorded on it who can affect the overall situation. In addition, this account book records the evidence of King Ning's communication with the court and local officials, but those officials are not necessarily those who voted for King Ning and rebelled with him.
For example, King Ning gave him the green light when he bought weapons, grain and grass in the name of suppressing bandits, and some only had a good relationship with him, and if there were local officials who impeached Ning Wangfu for running amok and violating the law, they turned a blind eye and did not pursue it.
Yang Ling was afraid that Zhengde would be angry and ask for people according to the book, and then according to his confession, he would ask for the world, causing a terror. Now that King Ning has subjugated the law, and the country is waiting for full development, many officials have not been able to deal with the Ning Palace, and they will be severely punished, and the damage caused to the political situation of the court is too great.
However, some of these officials have already voted for King Ning, just waiting for King Ning to raise troops, and when the soldiers and horses arrive in his jurisdiction, they will cooperate with the rebel party of traitors, or provide a large number of people who provide convenience for King Ning in violation of the law.
Under Yang Ling's persuasion, Zhengde's anger subsided slightly, and he instructed Yang Ling to sort out the officials contained in the book, although this matter was kept secret, but it had to be dealt with secretly. Some officials had to be demoted gradually, some local officials who were not involved in the chaos but had a close relationship with King Ning and had heavy troops had to change their positions for the sake of safety, and in addition, those officials who had already violated the criminal law were brought to justice.
Yang Ling carefully screened until late at night, there were too many officials more or less involved, even Yang Ting and the scholars had also received generous gifts from King Ning, if they followed Zhu Yuanzhang's method, this scholar was afraid that he would have to fall to the ground and be beheaded. Although Emperor Zhengde would not adopt such a drastic method now, it is conceivable that when the political situation of the imperial court is more stable, Scholar Yang will inevitably be expelled from the cabinet and replaced with an idle post.
Yang Ling was in a depressed mood, he locked the files he organized, and he didn't feel sleepy for a while, so he pushed open the door and walked out. The night air was cold, the stars were twinkling in the sky, and Yang Ling was pacing slowly under the corridor with his hands behind his back.
Under the corridor, a lantern is hung every few steps, swaying gently in the night wind, except for the emperor's residence in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, there is no fixed guard, and the soldiers patrolling the periphery are three steps and one post, five steps and one sentry, which is very strict. Yang Ling walked to the corner of the corridor, looked up at the twinkling stars in the sky, secretly thought about a series of personnel changes that were about to take place in the government and the opposition, and let out a long breath.
If you want to solve this personnel crisis smoothly, you must first wait for the emperor to return to Beijing, return to the power center of the world, and be under the protection of hundreds of thousands of troops in Beijing.
Yang Ling was thinking about it, and suddenly a dark shadow flashed in the corner of his eye, and Yang Ling looked at it. I saw a slender figure hurriedly walking through the winding corridor next to the rockery on the right, turning his head to look back, and then hurriedly walked forward. When she looked back, the cold moonlight shone on her face, and Yang Ling could see it clearly, it was the little Heavenly Master Zhang Fu Bao'er, and she seemed to be holding something in her hand.
Yang Ling's curiosity was aroused. This little girl doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what is she doing sneakily? Yang Ling immediately turned over and jumped over the guardrail, and cautiously chased after him among the flowers and grass, he chased a moon gate, stopped sideways at the door, and then quietly looked in, saw Zhang Fubao walking to a palace, and cautiously looked back, and then pushed open the door and walked in.
The Heavenly Master's Mansion is a royal mansion specification system, large and small courtyards are connected layer by layer, ring each other, many houses are used to worship the gods or hold various ceremonies when there is a major event, and they are usually idle. Yang Ling said in his heart: "In the middle of the night, what is she doing here as a little girl?" "[Heaven's Kiss Hand Punch]
But after all, here is the master, he is a big man, it is inconvenient to follow him secretly, Yang Ling is hesitating to follow down to see what is going on, and suddenly a thought comes to mind: This girl is not moved by spring, she was deceived by some man's rhetoric, and the third watch came to have a tryst with him in the middle of the night, right? Could it be that Purple Wind Little Dao Boy? ”
"No, no, Zifeng is not from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, now that the emperor lives here, he can't get in if he has great ability, it must be a man in the mansion, except for Zhang Tianshi, all the servants in the mansion are servants, this little girl ......."
Yang Ling couldn't hold back anymore when he thought of this, he immediately hurriedly jumped out of the hiding place, ran to the front of the pavilion and listened, there was no movement inside, and there was no light up***, it seems that he should enter the room after entering.
Yang Ling tiptoed open the door, leaned into the room and wanted to look around, suddenly a black shadow flashed behind the door, Yang Ling was taken aback, just about to retreat, the black shadow raised his hand and threw a cloud of mist, Yang Ling sniffed in his nose, only to feel that his brain was in a coma, and he fell down.
The quiet moonlight sprinkled on the ground like a dream, and the black shadow quietly leaned down, and a pair of bright eyes were like stars in the sky: It's this guy, I'm scared to death, and I thought my brother was catching up."
Zhang Fubao curled his mouth and muttered: "This stinky guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what is he secretly following me for?" ”
She thought about it for a while, then squatted down, grabbed Yang Ling's sleeves, and dragged him towards the apse like a dead dog......
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Yang Ling woke up slowly, and was surprised to find that he was in a strange place, there was a faint sound of spring water flowing in his ears, and there was a faint red light flashing in the room, as if there was a fire burning not far away, and then he was lying on a cold stone platform, and his body was tied tightly with ropes.
Yang Ling was shocked, and turned his head around with great effort, only to see that there was really a thing shaped like a stove on the right side, a raging fire was burning underneath, and there was a small thing similar to a copper tripod on the stove, Zhang Fubao sat in front of the stove, holding his chin with his hand as if he was waiting for the copper tripod to boil the pot, and the red fire reflected on her pretty face, ruddy as a peach blossom, and seemed to be clear in the blink of her long eyelashes.
Yang Ling couldn't help but shout: Bao, what are you doing tying me up, what are you doing here, hurry up and let go of me."
Zhang Fubao turned his head and said with a smile: "Are you awake?" ”
She jumped up, walked to Yang Ling's side, looked him up and down, and said with a smile: "You guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you chasing after me?" What's your bad idea? ”
Yang Ling rolled his eyes and said: "I have slept too much during the day these days, I can't sleep for a while, I am watching the stars and the moon under the corridor, I saw you sneaky in my own home, and I thought that you were secretly meeting a lover in the middle of the night, and I was afraid that you would be deceived by others, so I chased you down."
Zhang Fubao's face turned red, and he said coquettishly: "You are a big-headed ghost, I am a cultivator." How can it be as unbearable as you think? ”
Yang Ling said with a dry smile: "Heavenly Master is also a cultivator, not a room full of wives and concubines, and your faction can't help but get married, how do I know what you are doing when you run out in the middle of the night?" ”
Fu Bao raised his index finger, looked around carefully, and said, "Be quiet, don't mess with me, I've studied it carefully." It's time to not grasp the time, it's just the right time, I'll talk to you when I'm done."
She said and pulled a small box from the bluestone platform, thinking that it was what she was holding on the road, Zhang Fubao opened the box in front of Yang Ling, Yang Ling looked at it, and saw that there were bottles and cans inside, as well as candles, sharp blades and other things.
Looking at Zhang Fubao's mysterious smile, Yang Ling's heart jumped, and somehow a strange picture surfaced in his mind: a beautiful girl wearing high-heeled boots, with round white thighs and buttocks tightly wrapped in a curvy leather shorts, a tight leather jacket, a candle in one hand, and a long whip in the other.
Yang Ling said nervously: "What are you going to do?" ”
Zhang Fubao glanced at him impatiently and said, "I'll talk to you later, don't interrupt now."
She lit the candle, filled the labeled bottles with bluestone slabs, picked them up and looked at them all the way, and said proudly: "I knew that I would have used these medicinal materials left by my father, and they were all ground into ointment, which saved me a lot of effort."
Yang Ling looked at her inexplicably, only to see Zhang Fubao pick a few bottles of ointment from it, and then ran to the top of the stove excitedly, pushed open the lid of the ding, and put something inside, and when she was done, she closed the lid again, and burned the fire at the bottom of the stove a little more, then she came back and clapped her hands and smiled: "The time is just right, this time it will definitely succeed."
Yang Ling understood a little and asked, "Are you alchemy?" ”
Zhang Fubao praised: "Clever! ”
Yang Lingqi said: "Even if you want to do alchemy in the middle of the night, you don't need to be sneaky, you don't have anyone around you, although in your own house, it is not appropriate to watch three watches in the middle of the night."
Zhang Fubao glanced at him and said, "What do you know?" What I refine is the elixir of immortality that can become an immortal, you know? But my brother didn't believe in my secret method, and his medicinal herbs were reluctant to use for me. He has returned to the house now, and in order to prevent him from appearing, I have to abandon the Dan room and come here to refine the Dan."
Yang Ling said with a smile: "Then you don't have to tie me up, it's so cold on this slate, let me go quickly, I won't say it."
Zhang Fubao said with a pretty face: "No, what if you ruin my big thing?" Since you are here, it can be regarded as fate. Later, when I have practiced Dan, I will let you take it first, and I will let you go after you take Dan."
Yang Lingqi said: "Why do you want to give me the elixir you worked so hard to refine?" ”
He thought of the red pill that Emperor Hongzhi had taken, and couldn't help but struggle: "Let go of me, I don't want to become an immortal, your pill may be refined into something, don't hurt me."
Zhang Fubao hurriedly comforted: "How can it be so easy to become an immortal, of course, you have to go through repeated trials, don't worry, the medicinal materials I take are all rare and rare treasures, even if you can't practice the elixir, it will not be harmful to people." Last time, I thought that I broke the elixir and stirred it with half-boiled water for you, which caused a lot of trouble in my stomach, and this time I will never make the same mistake again."
When Yang Ling heard this, he said angrily: "What? The last time I had a stomach upset, was it because I took your pill? If you don't eat it, I'll never eat it again, you almost ate me to death, I will never say anything about you, can't it? Let me go".
Zhang Fubao said that he leaked his mouth, his little face couldn't help but turn red, and he hurriedly smiled: "I just made a mistake once, you saved my life in Suzhou, I just ask you to try Dan, if it is an ordinary person, I am not willing to do it, don't be afraid." Don't be afraid, obediently obedient".
Yang Ling couldn't cry or laugh, but no matter how he coerced and lured, Zhang Fubao just refused to agree to let him go. After a while, the fire was raging, thinking that it was the critical moment of alchemy, Zhang Fubao nervously ran back to stare at the Dan furnace, constantly adjusting the heat, and couldn't care about answering Yang Ling at all, Yang Ling had to wait patiently.
Taking advantage of this effort, he looked around, and now this house was built according to the topography, half artificial and half natural. The left half and a half of the mountain flowed into a small pool made of stone, and then it flowed somewhere, and the room was relatively simple, it seemed to be a room dedicated to practicing Dan.
After most of the hour passed, Zhang Fubao put out the fire, and only the faint light of the candle was left in the room, Yang Ling asked worriedly, "Have you refined it?" ”
Zhang Fubao didn't look back, stared at the Dan furnace, and said in an uncertain tone: "It should ...... Almost".
She waited for a while, waited for the Dan furnace to cool down, opened the lid of the furnace, took out a pottery plate from inside, hurriedly ran to the side of the stone bed, and observed by candlelight, Yang Ling also stared at it, looked at it for a while and said suspiciously: "Fu Bao, are you sure you put the pill?" Why does it look like a poached egg? ”
Zhang Fubao twisted his delicate eyebrows and said strangely: "It shouldn't be, there has never been such a strange thing, how can the pill be like this?" ”
She carefully touched it with her fingers, and it was soft and white and yellow, really like a poached egg spread out on a plate, still six ripe. Zhang Fubao smiled dryly: "Could it be that the Qiankun Divine Pill was originally like this?" ”
Yang Ling saw her eager eyes looking at him, and hurriedly said: "Don't eat, don't eat, I don't eat, if you want to eat yourself, I don't want to be your experiment."
Zhang Fubao had a hand disease, took advantage of his endless kung fu to pick up a poached egg and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Who told you not to sleep well, came to see me alchemy, we refine the pill, there should be a medicine tester, do you really think it is Shennong who tastes a hundred herbs?" If I eat it myself, how can I record and observe the situation after taking the medicine? This herb is really not poison, don't worry, if you become an immortal, forget that it is my credit."
That thing melted in the mouth, soft and sweet, it had already been swallowed smoothly, even if Zhang Fubao didn't cover his mouth, he couldn't spit it out, Yang Ling said hatefully: "Become an immortal? If I become a ghost, I will never forget your merits, and I will follow you day and night."
Zhang Fubao folded his shoulders in fear and said nervously: "Don't say it, don't say it, it's scary, how do you feel now?" ”
"How do I feel... Ling suddenly became nervous halfway through speaking: "Let go of me, let go of me, I'm going to have a stomach again."
Fu Bao was shocked and said in annoyance: "Is this Jade Disc True Scripture really a side door?" How can a good tonic become a laxative as soon as it is refined? ”
Yang Ling said angrily: "You let me go quickly, otherwise...... Otherwise, you'll have to clean up the house."
When Zhang Fubao heard this, she blushed and hurriedly untied the rope for him, and she let go of the rope. With a red face, he said: "Go out, turn right and end it is the thatched house, go quickly, don't dirty my Danfang."
Yang Ling sat up and laughed, and said proudly: "You stinky girl, you don't know anything at a young age, what kind of pill do you refine into what immortals, are you fooled?" I don't have anything to do, otherwise how would you let me go? ”
Zhang Fubao was angry and annoyed when he heard this, and said after a pause: "Anyway, it's okay if you eat it, you just think you really ate a poached egg, I won't ask you to test the medicine in the future, you are not allowed to mention it to my brother."
Why are you looking at me with a tiger's eye? Zhang Fubao had the intention to joke, but Yang Ling's gaze was a little too scary, and she couldn't help but take a step back.
Seeing this moment of effort, Yang Ling's face was like Tu Zhu, red, and his two eyes were so bright that he was scared, Zhang Fubao looked at him with fear, and asked worriedly: What do you feel, will it be ...... Stomach trouble again, right? ”
Yang Ling only felt that his abdomen was like a furnace, baking his blood all over his body boiling, and a strong ** impact on his mind. In the dark room, there was only a beautiful girl in front of him who was born like a little sheep, and that kind of willpower was even more difficult to hold, and he said in a hoarse voice: "I feel so hot in my belly, as if there is a hot fire burning, and it is so hot."
When he said this, he felt that the pestle of his lower body was as hard as iron and as erect as an angry frog, and a thought flashed in his heart unexpectedly: "Didn't this little bastard refine the pill into an aphrodisiac?" ”
The medicinal materials used by Zhang Fubao were originally medicinal dry and masculine tonics. Moreover, the medicinal materials she stole from her brother were almost exhausted, and today those bottles and jars were all the medicines in the medicine cabinet that she secretly pried open from her father, these medicines were refined and extracted by the previous generation of Heavenly Masters, and their medicinal properties were several times stronger than before.
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The Heavenly Master has six or seven wives and concubines, and quite a few of those medicines are drugs that lift sex and help yang, and in order to hide people's eyes, he casually pasted the names of other medicinal materials after refining the ointment, and only he knows what is really put in it. Zhang Fubao didn't know what to do, so he took them and used them, and the masculine tonic that increased the efficacy of several times, plus the drugs that helped the body, became a tiger and wolf medicine that could almost destroy people's will.
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Zhang Fubao didn't know the clues, hearing him say that his stomach was like a fire, and seeing his red face, as if he was a hundred times more energetic, he couldn't help but be surprised and delighted, and said: "Could it be that this time it was really refined, and the divine pill was effective?" I'll take a look. ”
She was young, and she forgot the difference between men and women under the surprise, she reached out and touched Yang Ling's lower abdomen, her jade hand was soft, Yang Ling groaned, and she couldn't restrain herself anymore and hugged her body, Zhang Fubao was shocked, and hurriedly pushed: "What are you doing?" Let me go".
Yang Ling was like a tiger pounced on a sheep, how could Zhang Fubao's thin body be pushed away, the two struggled, a candle on the board was kicked off, and the room was a little darker, Yang Ling's scorching breath sprayed on Zhang Fubao's face, scaring her into a dissipation, Zhang Fubao struggled desperately, crying: "You let go of me, let go of me, I don't dare anymore."
Yang Ling's sanity has not been lost, but the stronger his will is, the weaker his will becomes, Zhang Fubao's crying and struggling, giving people a kind of devastating desire, especially her figure is slightly thinner, light and soft.
Yang Ling's fiery big hand had already torn open the top of her robe, touching the smooth and tender shoulder, chest and clavicle, there was a ** bony beauty, ** drove him to excuse himself: "This is not to blame me, it is an aphrodisiac that she refined herself, and forced me to take it, even if I possess her, I don't feel guilty."
As soon as Yang Ling leaned over, he had already kissed her fragrant and soft lips, Zhang Fubao's body shook, two lines of tears of regret and fear had stained her cheeks, she struggled, but she couldn't shout, Yang Ling's tongue had probed into her mouth, and a big hand pressed on her immature and small **.
Zhang Fubao's body was stiff, and there was a layer of goosebumps on the place where he had touched her, her lips were small and soft, Yang Ling easily covered her two lips, and she closed her mouth and kept making a "uh-huh" resistance sound. Yang Ling struggled to open her lips but couldn't go any deeper, and her tongue could only move outside her braided teeth.
But when his hand touched Zhang Fubao's chest, Zhang Fubao involuntarily let out an exclamation, the tip of Yang Ling's tongue immediately went deeper, the pupils of the little Fubao contracted, and his breathing began to become rapid, and the two candles on the head of the bluestone slab bed were swaying back and forth by the breeze brought by the two of them struggling, as if they were also struggling.
Her little tongue was soft and smooth, and she kept retreating under Yang Ling's teasing, until it was inevitably entangled, Zhang Fubao's originally stiff body began to relax, her face was like a ripe red apple, and she didn't know whether it was due to suffocation or shyness, and her brain became confused.
When she suddenly felt Yang Ling's hand poking between her legs, Zhang Fubao was touched to the vital point, and suddenly her whole body shook and woke up, she screamed, her slender long legs were raised, and her knees were on Yang Ling's lower abdomen, Yang Ling snorted, and let go of his hand in pain, Zhang Fubao took the opportunity to get out from under him and escape.
Yang Ling gasped and chased after her, and the two of them writhed on the edge of the low pool, and then fell into the water together with a bang. The mountain spring water is extremely cold, and the mountain spring water in winter is even more cold to the bone, which washed away Yang Ling's **. He struggled to get up from the water, his brain that had lost his mind after being burned by lust, but he came to his senses.
Zhang Fubao got up from the pool with soft hands and feet, and when she climbed to the edge of the pool, she no longer had the strength, she climbed on the top of the pool and quickly retreated to the corner, holding her body tightly with both hands, the watery Taoist clothes were close to her body, and her open chest revealed a touch of powder that had not yet fully grown. Zhang Fubao cried bitterly, looking at Yang Ling with a pair of eyes in fear.
Yang Ling came to his senses, although his lower body was not weak, his reason gradually returned to normal, he clearly remembered what happened, he hugged her, kissed her little mouth, stroked her pigeon-like breasts, and ......
"It's broken, what can I do? Why did she violate the little Heavenly Master in a daze, if this girl cried out, what kind of face would she have in front of the emperor and the Heavenly Master? Yang Ling stood in the icy spring water, his mind spinning rapidly.
Suddenly, he yelled angrily: "Shut up! "To strengthen the momentum. Yang Ling raised his leg and kicked out, splashing spring water on the ground. Zhang Fubao's whining cry turned into a low sob, she looked at Yang Ling in fear, not daring to raise her voice.
"Look at you!" Yang Ling pointed at Zhang Fubao indignantly, and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring attitude.
Zhang Fubao looked at him in amazement. Yang Ling "sighed" out of the pool, picked up a corner of his robe and wrung the water, and said angrily: "How old are you?" I know what to do, a child, although I am still underage, but after all, I am a daughter. Don't listen to your brother's words, what kind of pill is being refined indiscriminately, but it is actually an aphrodisiac, hum! ”
He shook his robe angrily, which frightened Zhang Fubao, and she sobbed, and she didn't dare to cry anymore.
"I'm also a dignified prince, an official of the imperial court, you actually tested me for medicine, in case there is a good guy, even if your brother is a heavenly master, he can protect you? As a result, it must be that your brother was deposed, and you were sent to the government as a demon, and the thousand-year-old foundation of the Dragon and Tiger Sect was ruined! ”
His fingers touched the tip of Zhang Fubao's nose, so frightened that Zhang Fubao clung to the root of the wall, and didn't dare to let him scold. Yang Ling frightened her when he saw it, sighed, slowed down his voice, and said: "Even if nothing big happens, think about it, after this matter gets out... A daughter's family gave me an aphrodisiac, and this life was completely ruined, and it also affected the reputation of the official for a lifetime! ”
Don't ......", Zhang Fubao said timidly.
Yang Ling waved his hand generously and said: "In the future, you must no longer believe in the evil demons, and vainly cultivate what to become an immortal and become a Buddha. Forget it, you're still an ungrown child, and you haven't made any big mistakes, and your father-in-law won't care about you."
He stomped his feet and said, "I'll go back to my lodgings quietly, you pack up and leave quickly, although you have done something wrong, but I will not mention today's incident to anyone."
Zhang Fubao wiped his tears and said gratefully: "Thank you, I don't dare anymore."
Yang Ling nodded, and said very generously: "Knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great, Fu Bao, you have to do it yourself!" ”
Yang Ling said, walked out without looking back, went around the back hall to the front hall, pulled the door of the hall, the moonlight poured like water into the room, and a gust of wind hit the face. Yang Ling shivered, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, this girl is young and can be bluffed, if she blindly cries, she really wants to recruit someone, who will believe what she says."
Yang Ling stuck out his tongue and ran away.
Zhang Fubao was long and scattered, his face was full of water droplets, his robe was torn apart, and his close-fitting clothes were soaked in water and flesh, and his embarrassed appearance was really embarrassing. The little rune treasure fumbled out the treasure jade piece from his sleeve pocket, smashed it on the pond stone a few times and threw it into the spring pool, and then hid his face and wept lowly.
The spring was still swaying, swaying her reflection and shattering in the red candlelight......
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