Chapter 142: Zhou Yu's helplessness
Liu Cong thought, as long as the key points are not injured, hehehe, tonight, well, there is no way, let's treat you together, hahaha, the unfair treatment you received by Xu Shu's envoy to Dongwu, hehe, I'll make it up for you, send two pheasants to you, and exhaust you old guy for a night,
In fact, Xu Shu is only a dozen years older than Liu Cong, and he is not an old guy, he packs two pheasants in one night, and there is no big problem.
So Liu Cong instructed Liang Zhu'er: "Go back to the yamen and tell Madame that I have a military operation tonight, so I won't go home to sleep." ”
Liang Zhu'er agreed, stood stunned and didn't leave, looking at Liu Cong,
Liu Cong saw it and scolded: "Why don't you leave." ”
"Second master, if my wife asks me what military action there is, how can I answer?"
"Grandma's, you're stupid, you've answered once, military secrets, is it something that women should ask."
Here Liu Cong arranged this matter like this, and in the Wu Bing camp over there, Zhou Yu was almost vomited blood by Liu Cong.
After the executioner smashed Xu Shu out of the stick, Zhou Yu read Liu Cong's letter to Sun Quan in the big tent again.
The letter said, "Sun Quan, I, Liu Cong, feel embarrassed, I'm really embarrassed, and I don't know if you are dead or alive now.
If you die, this letter will be a eulogy,
If you're still alive, you can read this letter well, but don't let me down a piece of kindness.
You Dongwu can't do it, you're not my opponent,
I am a god descending from heaven,
It's not just that you Dongwu can't do it, but even Cao Bing and Cao Jiang can't do it, if you don't believe it, try to live a few more years, and see how I clean up Cao Cao,
I'll tell you the truth, it's not necessary for me to make trouble, as far as I know, when I inspected the life and death book from the Yin Cao Prefecture Yama Mansion Jun, Cao Cao died in a few years,
After Cao**, there is only you Sun Quan left in the world to fight against me, think about it, are you my opponent?
I'll clean you up as easily as killing a chicken,
I'll screw your dog's head off as a night pot, believe it or not,
If you don't believe, you wait,
When the time comes, I will unscrew your head and use it as a night pot, and screw Zhou Yu's head off and give it to Liu Bei and my uncle to use as a night pot.
If you don't believe it, you watch, wait,
Well, speaking of which, let's get down to business,
A few days ago, Lu Su came on behalf of you, and the two of us have signed a contract, and the contract clearly says that as long as you give me ten beauties from Eastern Wu to sleep and drink, I will withdraw my troops and return Wuchang City to you, and from then on, the two families will join forces to deal with Cao Cao together.
However, Lu Su was too honest to control his servants,
There was a servant named Lu Meng who took the opportunity to assassinate me Liu Cong, which seriously violated the rules of diplomacy.
For this reason, I sent troops to occupy Wuchang,
Now that this matter has been dealt with, if you are still alive, please follow the contract I signed with Lu Su, and immediately send ten Dongwu beauties over, and I will withdraw immediately.
Well, you have to send real beauties, you can't be like Lu Su, just find a few prostitutes to send them over to fool me,
Let me emphasize again, these ten beauties are, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, plus your seven wives,
Well, you can remember, it must be these ten beauties, and it won't work if you change the wrong one,
Well, Sun Quan, I'll tell you a way,
I guess when you send a beauty here, Zhou Yu will definitely be reluctant to give up his wife Xiao Qiao, I heard that Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu have a very close relationship,
That's it, I won't embarrass you too much, you can send the remaining nine beauties first, leave Xiao Qiao in Soochow, and let Zhou Yu like it for a few more years,
It's okay, these nine beauties, isn't it enough for me to be busy for a few days,
Besides, I have calculated that Zhou Yu will die in a certain year and month, and when he dies, a good beauty like Xiao Qiao, can he still be willing to marry an ordinary person, and he must not marry me,
You Sun Quan can't get it, because Xiao Qiao is your sister-in-law's sister, you can't marry your sister-in-law's sister as a wife, right?
Well, Sun Quan, there is one more thing, don't believe it, don't think I'm lying,
I said that Zhou Yu would die in a certain year and a certain month, because now Zhou Yu has suffered from an incurable disease, which is called tuberculosis in later generations.
In this era, it is an incurable disease,
It is only after thousands of years that there is a cure for this disease.
There's no way, Zhou Yu still has four years to live, why can't I last for four years, right?
If you don't believe it, look at Zhou Yu, every afternoon, the two faces are flushed, as if there are two peach blossoms in bloom, this is the external manifestation of tuberculosis,
He coughs whenever he is in a hurry, and his spitting is bloodshot, which is an early manifestation of tuberculosis.
Okay, Sun Quan, I'll just say this, whether it's surrender or stubborn resistance, you decide for yourself,
I won't come over to trouble you these days, I want to rest, and the army needs to rest,
You just have to write back to me early. ”
Zhou Yu read the letter here, finished reading, finally finished reading, and didn't turn around to speak after reading, a conscious mouthful of blood surged up, and he couldn't hold it for a while, "Wow,." With a squirt, he squirted out, and then fell to the ground, unconscious.
This frightened the civil and military officials who were full of tents, and they were in a hurry for a while, like a nest of bees with their legs, buzzing and flying, and none of them came up with ideas.
Fortunately, Han Dang came in, and when he saw Zhou Yu's scene, he hurriedly asked what was going on, so he hurriedly sent someone to call the military doctor, while carrying Zhou Yu onto the wooden couch and letting him lie down and wait for the military doctor to treat.
The military doctor came to check on the condition, made the silver needle do acupuncture, and ordered hot water to wait.
After waiting for a while, seeing that Zhou Yu's breathing was calm, everyone breathed a sigh of relief,
Zhou Yu opened his eyes slightly, looked at everyone, and saw that Lu Su was also looking at him in horror, so he sighed in disappointment, closed his eyes and waved his hand hard, and told everyone to go out, and he should be quiet for a while.
After everyone dispersed, Zhou Yu hated and said: "In the entire Dongwu, there is no such character as Liu Cong,
Well, how can you do things to such a confused point,
Lu Su, what a disappointment for me,
My lord, you are also a lot, a few years older than Liu Cong, how could you be played by Liu Cong as a monkey. ”
Besides, in Wuchang City, at this time the sun has set, and the twilight gradually blurs the scenery of the city.
Dinner, it's nothing if you don't eat one or two meals, this pheasant, well, can never be enough,
Liu Cong knew that these two boys were anxious, but they were not in a hurry to leave, and while smiling and talking to Xu Shu without hurrying, he ordered the palm lamp: "Light the lanterns, and I will stay on this city tower tonight." ”142