One day thirty years after the founding of the People's Republic of China, a teahouse on Jingdong Street in Tianjin.

"Anyway, the emperor Chen Xin came to Tianjin Wei at the confluence of the Haihe River, and guess what, on the edge of the canal, I saw an injustice, but it was three slender men who were beaten by the Luo people, and the emperor shouted and killed into the Luo people, and heard a miserable howl, and the Luo people flew out seven or eight feet away...... Who are the three of them, one is called Dai Zhenggang, the other is called Zhu Guobin, and the other is Lu Chuanzong, and there are several people around the emperor, namely Liu Shoufu, Zhang Dahui, Zhang Erhui, and Hai Gouzi......"

The gray-haired Deng Keshan drooled when he spoke, and he kept saying that Master Chen lived in Jingdong Lane, and he rested and drank tea as soon as he was shocked.

This teahouse was opened by him, and commenting on books was his hobby, and he also attracted tea customers from other places by talking about Chen Xin and Liu Min's things, because he knew the emperor and Shoufu for a long time, so gradually some people came to listen.

During this break, the tea guests listening to the book below were talking, Tang Wei, Zhong Laosi, Zhou Shaoer, Xie Fei, Su Thick Legs and others were also among them.

"This paragraph is too white, how can Mr. Liu be so soft, I think Deng Keshan is too false, I have never seen anything like this."

"There are many soft people, Mr. Liu was still a homeless at that time, you think everyone is a hero, I am afraid that you are not as good as Mr. Liu."

"Actually, I think I can talk less about the Tianjin Wei, I like to listen to the part of the war, and the farming can also be done."

"You don't understand, this is called irrigation, there are only a few battles in the war, and after a few days, who will come to his teahouse to drink tea. As far as this teahouse is concerned, not only do you make money by pouring water into the tea bowl, but you can also make money by pouring water into the storytelling. ”

"If you don't pour water, you can't chew the tea and eat it, don't pour it into a white taste."

Su shook his head and said: "Irrigation is irrigation, the key is that there are a few places in Deng Keshan that are not quite right, there was no Zhu Guobin at that time, and the earliest written record of Zhu Guobin was when he went to Weihai to board the ship, Lord Chen appointed him as the team leader, and the warrant was placed in the Military Museum, I saw it with my own eyes." In addition, I specially checked the evidence, Master Chen should have come to Tianjin from Zhangjiawan, and the walking time on the road should be seven and a half days, not seven days. Because he is accompanied by Wang Daixi, I read the cabinet list of the newspaper, Wang Daixi is fifty-three years old this year, and he should be thirteen years old back then, and the average height of a thirteen-year-old woman is calculated as a stride, and then the distance from Zhangjiawan to Tianjin is divided by ......"

Chen Tingdong: "That's not right for you, let me ask Brother Su, do you use your current average height to calculate what you did forty years ago, and Wang Daixi is from Liaodong, how do you calculate the average height of Liaodong women back then?" ”

The two argued loudly, and there were many people on the side who participated in the discussion. "I'm Brother Dingsu!" "I'm Brother Chen!"

When everyone was arguing, Wang Zhanqing said: "I haven't seen the sea dog, where is it buried in the end?" ”

Deng Keshan shook his head and was about to answer, when the tea guest in the audience stood up to settle the money and left, and when he left, he raised his eyes and glanced at Deng Keshan, Deng Keshan suddenly felt that his face was very familiar.

The tea guest asked loudly, "I heard that it is in a place in Weihai, Dengzhou." ”

Deng Keshan suddenly remembered who the tea guest was, and quickly retracted his gaze and replied in a panic, "Maybe." ”

After thinking for a moment, the tea man said, "I have to investigate this matter again, I heard that there are newspapers looking for that place, and I like to explore these things the most." ”

The chubby Tang Wei shook his head, "What are you doing when you listen to the commentary, don't you just have fun, I said Deng Keshan, I'm a battle hero, how many times will I not appear?" ”

Deng Keshan raised his head and thought for a while, "Maybe fifty or sixty times, if there are not many listeners, it may be gone." ”

"Deng Keshan, when you enter the palace at your age, no one wants it, don't hurt your character."

"Deng Keshan, you have to persevere, I like to listen to your comments the most, believe me, there will be more and more tea customers."

"If you want to listen to a lot of people, one of the two protagonists must die, the two of them were born together, who wants someone to know their past, if it is Lao Tzu, he will kill Liu Shoufu when he enters the customs, this Liu Shoufu is also yes, everyone is from a homeless background, why should the emperor be the emperor, he can only be the first assistant, stupid."

"Yes, yes, Lord Chen should kill Liu Shoufu."

Zhong Laosi said to the two people: "Do people like you have friends and relatives?" If there is, they are pitiful. ”

Zhou Shao'er kindly persuaded Deng Keshan: "It's too much to die one, but next time, don't talk about two people, although what Lord Liu does is important, but it lacks passion, I think I still like Lord Chen to kill decisively like this, just talk about Lord Chen, maybe there will be more tea customers." ”

"Yes, yes, I like to hear about war."

"Actually, I think I prefer to listen to Houjin's side. What the hell is going on with that tartar, what does it look like, what kind of weapon does it use? By the way, I remember the bittersweet memories. ”

"Hey, the main thing is not here, I talk too little every day, if you can talk two more times a day, there will definitely be a lot more tea customers."

Tang Wei took out a silver dollar and brought it to Deng Keshan, "I gave you a reward, you must insist on finishing it." Also, can I add more to my role? ”

"Yes." Deng Keshan took the silver dollar, "You can add it, let me tell you, if a troupe buys my copyright and arranges a play to perform around, you will be famous." ”

"Really?" Tang Wei hurriedly took out another piece, "Then you write me in front of me a little better, and don't mention the matter of the drama Tartar, because my daughter-in-law likes to watch dramas." ”

Deng Keshan took the silver, "I'm fine, but your daughter-in-law saw you as a drama tartar, can you deceive her?" ”

"Huh? Really! Tang Wei patted his head and looked at the silver dollar in Deng Keshan's hand, "This, can the second ......one be refunded?"

"I can talk about your bravery in the future, especially in the decisive battle...... I won't talk about your crotch pee. ”

Tang Wei gritted his teeth, "Okay, don't retreat." ”

Wang Zhanqing also walked over, and met a thin white sheep and a kitten on the road, and dragged the sheep to the door casually, "Go out, you can't understand a sheep." ”

Wang Zhanqing: "Deng Keshan, don't listen to them, as long as you finish speaking, I will definitely reward you with a thousand silver dollars." That's a good thing to say. ”

Xie Fei: "But I think it's better to write macro things, don't keep talking about how Brother Guan is like Tang Wei, Lao Tzu knows them, I don't want to listen to these [***] silk, I like to listen to the political struggle between adults, you look at "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", there are more people who listen to it than you." ”

Huang Shan: "I heard that fantasy has been more popular recently, such as "Journey to the West", "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", "Fengshen Bang" and so on. ”

"I think the flow of life is stronger, such as "The Legend of the West Chamber", "Golden Vase Plum", "Peony Pavilion" and the like, you can play a side game, then the physical book is selling crazy, how much money do you have to make, and the "Legend of the Crazy Woman" and "The Monk of Dengcao" that are classified as Xiao Huangwen are also good, I read a lot quietly, and I also make a lot of money."

"That's it, Deng Keshan, if you add some women to it, more people will listen."

"That's right, the plot of the harem, there must be a lot of people who come to listen to it. Women can come a few more, then Qin Huai Bayan is good, Lord Chen didn't want one, this is unreasonable. ”

Su thick legs: "At that time, Qin Huai Bayan was too young, and when I studied Chongzhen for ten years, Chen Yuanyuan was only ......"

"Why are you listening to a commentary, I won't do it, the key is to be cool."

"That's right, I should have more women, I said that Lord Liu should write more about the lotus when he met him in Yangzhou, I like the lotus the most, it's best to describe the details on the bed, and the measurements should also be described clearly, otherwise the brain can't make it up."

"Then who said that irrigation is coming, and you said that people are irrigating, and women are going to be added."

"Women are not irrigated, everyone likes to hear about it, Deng Keshan has done everything before, and he may be able to tell it."

"Some women don't like to listen to it, which will affect the absorption of listeners with female surnames."

"Anyway, no woman likes to listen to this kind of commentary, they all listen to "The Story of the West Chamber" and "The Peony Pavilion".

Xiao Jiahua slapped the table and stood up: "Who said that no woman likes this commentary." ”

A woman next to her also stood up timidly, "My name is Alice, beautiful as Si, I also like to listen to it, but don't have too many product placements, that Wen Dengxiang didn't have it in the early years, Deng Keshan, don't add it indiscriminately, now I say that smoking will get tumors." ”

Deng Keshan: "Everyone, let's talk about the next time, everyone be quiet, I am also a hobby, the level is limited, everyone likes to listen to it, and it is good to have fun." ”…… Another year later......

"Why is it over, there are so many tea customers now, what a pity, can't you pour more water?"

"You call it a bad tail!"

Deng Keshan: "My mouth is dry, and my throat can't do it." ”

Xiao Jiahua asked Deng Keshan: "If you don't talk about it, forget it, but you have listened to all this commentary, and you have talked about so many chapters, but what is the title?" ”

"Recently, the late Ming Dynasty has been more popular, so it's better to call it a rookie at the end of the Ming Dynasty, which is in response to the emperor's new word."

"It's not good to call the end of the Ming Dynasty too much, and others can't remember it."

"Late Ming rookies can, late Ming and late Ming don't mean the same?"

"Almost, late Ming rookie? Yes, yes, no one uses it yet. ”

"Hey, it seems that no one uses it in the late Ming Dynasty, it seems to sound thicker."

Deng Keshan arched his hand: "Then it's called "Late Ming", all the guest officers inside and outside the venue, we are rushing every day, what is not good, please Haihan, listen to the commentary, listen to the lively, there is money to hold a money field, there is no money to hold a personal field, it is all fate." In short, everyone is happy, life is very good, go home wife and children hot kang head, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea. We've finished talking about this book today, thank you for your support, and I wish you all a monthly increase in wages and concubines every year, and all of them are good. We'll see you again next time! ”

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