Chapter 61: Bad Students
"Children and adolescents are the time to grow their bodies, and lack of sleep will seriously affect their physical and mental development." Yang Ling yawned while muttering secretly in his heart. If he hadn't been a little self-aware and knew his identity, he would definitely make a solemn protest against the gushing scholar Xie Qian in front of him.
Mr. Mu Zhai was speaking happily and spitting, and Zhu Houzhao and Yang Ling, who were sitting side by side behind the desk, with blank faces and dull eyes, this petrified state had lasted for almost a morning.
But half an hour ago, Yang Ling began to yawn, and from the first time he yawned, like a contagion, the yawning of the two bad students began to come and go.
As soon as the yawn was finished, the overflowing tears made his eyes moist, and in Xie Qian's eyes, he thought that the prince and Yang Shiyu were moved by their wonderful and vivid teaching content, so they spoke more vigorously.
Yang Ling yawned boredly again and pouted quietly. Don't talk about getting up first, the old pedant's class is really boring, I heard that among the three masters of Zhu Houzhao, his class is the most boring, and it's really true. It is estimated that those contents are the standard textbooks of the Taifu throughout the ages, and they have been talked about for thousands of years, and the sea has changed into mulberry fields, and he is still talking about those eternal contents.
Neither in connection with reality, nor in the future, as for the world situation? Joke, in the eyes of Scholar Xie, is there a world besides Daming? What's even more odious is that this scholar relied on his kung fu to be the top student in the college entrance examination, and he only said some of the content that was cut out of the book, and it was all rare words, as if it was not enough to show his erudition.
Yang Ling touched his forehead with his hand, pretending to bow his head in contemplation, and began to slip under the cover of his palm, he tilted his head to look at the antique shelf on the side. On the mahogany antique shelf are rows of rare treasures, Yang Ling's eyes stayed on a warm and translucent white jade gourd, such a beautiful mutton fat jade gourd, it is worth a lot of money at a glance, and the beautiful lines are like a young lady's **.
The fat jade is shiny and the curves are rounded. Hehe, I am usually deceived by the young lady's knife-like fragrant shoulders and thin bee waist, I just thought that her figure was petite and exquisite, but when she leaned over the bed, her gentle hair half covered her pretty face, the snow-white, narrow shoulders, and the slender waist lined the two jade strands below with a strange fat and round body, and the slender upper body formed an extremely attractive contrast.
The two pieces of spring bent jade strands of snow are slippery and soft, with their own frantic movements, shaking a dazzling and charming white wave, in the young lady's unbearable, but stubbornly resisting the delicate moaning, the front touch is delicate and tender, fast and beautiful, it is really **.
After some madness, I held her light body naked in my arms, sat on my lap, and the two of them didn't speak, just sat quietly with their faces close to their faces, listening to her breathing, feeling her heartbeat, that intimate feeling
I really love her to death, I have to take the time to buy some dressing tables, mirrors, tents, and yarns for the young lady, I want to do my best to make the young lady live happier, such a good lady, I can't treat her badly, she is a sixteen-year-old girl, and she still relies on her parents to support and take care of her, she will wash and cook for me every day, and the housekeeper will get up to cook for me every day, alas, in her eyes, she is a vine attached to me, but in my heart, she is the tree I rely on.
Yang Ling was thinking wildly, his clothes were suddenly ripped by Zhu Houzhao, Yang Ling was stunned, just raised his head, there was a bang on the case in front of him, Xie Qian knocked the ring ruler on the case, and then walked away with his hands, and said coldly: "What does Yang Shiyu think I said?" ”
"Huh? It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's deafening, and it's like an empowerment! Yang Ling woke up from the fantasy of his surname.
Zhu Houzhao, the brother next to him, gloated and secretly snickered, and at the same time his hands were flexibly knotted with large mudras under the table, and he couldn't see that he was very skilled in learning this, only to see his vajra seal, lion seal, wisdom fist seal, wheel seal, treasure bottle seal, ten fingers blooming like lotus flowers, the movements are familiar and fast, dazzling to see, and whispering in his mouth: "I inject, I inject, I inject, I instill, the vase empowerment, the two benefits can become the Vajra King vast Buddha language empowerment, the tantric three deep empowerments, and the empowerment of great happiness without two or others."
Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed, and Xie Qian suddenly said: "The prince is smiling, he must have understood, so please explain to the prince?" ”
"Ahh Yes? What the? Zhu Houzhao raised his head slowly, his face immediately turned into an idiot, and he looked at Xie Qian stupidly. Yang Ling glanced at him sympathetically, feeling a sense of kinship.
This kid is really going to learn to be stupid, it's pitiful enough to say, modern students still have a pastime for sports, music, art or something in class, but this kid goes to politics and Chinese classes every day.
Yang Ling coughed, wiped his fingers on his forehead, Zhu Houzhao caught a glimpse of the corner of his eye, and he said to Xie Qian with a bitter face: "Scholar Xie, my head hurts a little, alas, it hurts faintly, it hurts when I think about something."
Yang Ling raised his big finger at him under the table, and Zhu Houzhao pulled the corner of his mouth, and also gestured back to him at the bottom of the table. Gu Da, who had been waiting for a long time, jumped out with a sigh of speech, and looked left and right on his toes like a Han Jian carrying a box cannon, and screamed as if he was facing a great enemy: "Does the prince have a headache?" Fast! Come on, go and call the doctor, I'm too late to ask for your head! ”
The little eunuch standing at the door slipped away, Xie Qian blew his beard and stared, but he could only shake his head and sigh for a while. Li Dongyang said yesterday that the prince ran to the toilet eight times between classes, and he was secretly glad that he didn't see him going to the toilet in class today, but he didn't think that his ass was fine, and there was something wrong with his head again, alas, the prince was so bad, how good is this."
Xie Qian left Tai* very depressed, and he passed by three imperial doctors with robes and trotting, followed by a string of little medicine children with suitcases and satchels.
Scholar Xie stood in the palace and thought again and again, the prince is the prince of the country, he is so playful, not studying, this is not a trivial matter, he is entrusted by His Majesty, to teach the prince, he should do his best, liver and brain, now the prince is so stubborn, even if he offends the prince, this matter should be reported to His Majesty.
Xie Qian thought about it, turned around and went straight to the Qianqing Palace.
In the imperial study of the Qianqing Palace, Hongzhi was furious, he hatefully threw a military emergency report on the case, and said: "The Northern Yuan Tatars are too arrogant, the little prince has just returned from plundering, and the fire screen bypassed the border army along the Huailai line with 3,000 people, and attacked Yanqing from the mountain path. ”
Miao Kui, the eunuch who was waiting on the side, said softly: "Don't be angry, the emperor should not be angry, the three thousand people in the fire sieve area have entered my Daming, just like a loach entering the sea, what kind of wind and waves can it stir?" My Ming soldiers are strong and strong, but our territory is vast, and we are divided into troops to guard it, and we are careful everywhere.
One defends, one attacks, fights and all fight in the hands of the enemy, we take care of one and lose the other, but these barbarians have no scruples, so they can take advantage of the gap to enter. The old slave only needs 5,000 soldiers and horses, and he will be able to resist the fire and sift it out of the country, so that he will not dare to start a war lightly. ”
Liu Jian, who had just been ordered to enter the palace, hurriedly said when he heard this: "Your Majesty, now Zhuo Zhiqi and Liu Ying have led the army to drive out the fire sieve, and the Mongolian rangers are looting, coming and going like the wind. ”
Hongzhi couldn't help but hesitate when he heard this, Miao Kui heard that there were only 3,000 people in the fire sieve, and he had the heart to make this contribution, and when he heard Liu Jian's dissuasion, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the fire sieve only led 3,000 people to dare to invade my Daming, burning, killing and looting as if entering a no-man's land, if it is not severely punished, I am afraid that the Mongolian people will be arrogant."
Li Dongyang hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, it is not unusual to go on an expedition, the grain, grass, soldiers and horses need to be prepared, once they are ready, the fire sieve is already thousands of miles away." Moreover, the minister heard the fire to sift his people, bare-faced, brave and good at fighting, brave and brave, even if he caught up, he may not be able to work, and the fire sieve is the eastern bed of the Northern Yuan Mandu Gul Khan, its lone army is deep, light and simple, can only lead three thousand people, once out of the customs there will be a large army to respond, if you take the initiative to send troops, I am afraid that there is no five times the strength of the enemy, it is difficult to work,". ,
"This", Hongzhi has always been fascinated by the martial arts of Taizu and Chengzu in his heart, and he heard that the Mongolian people are so arrogant that he wants to send troops to fight. But he has always attached the most importance to the opinions of courtiers, not to mention the important ministers in the court. Now that Liu Jian and Li Dongyang have expressed their opposition, Hongzhi can't help but hesitate in his heart, and the desire to send troops can't help but cool.
At this moment, Xiao Huangmen entered the door and reported: "Your Majesty, Scholar Xie asks to see you."
Hongzhi was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Quick, hurry up and announce him in." Xie Qian walked into the study quickly, and just wanted to sue the prince for the royal state, when he suddenly found that Liu Jian and Li Dongyang were in the study, and he was stunned, and swallowed the words that came to his mouth.
He was the same emperor as Liu Jian and Li Dongyang, and although they had a close relationship with each other, they were unwilling to complain to the emperor in front of them, wouldn't that show that he was incompetent and could not teach his students?
;