Chapter 131: Three Levels of Town!
The current situation is not at all justified by Wei Hong's answer, Wei Hong can only bite the bullet: "Miss's problem is quite pertinent, but Wei Mou has said first, if you want money, you won't give it!" Besides, as long as your questions are within my acceptability, I will be able to answer them. "The eldest husband can bend and stretch, and if he does something wrong, he must take responsibility.
"Good! Responsible! The woman in pink was very satisfied with Wei Hong's attitude, shook the bed bug in her hand again, smiled on her face, and said lightly: "As long as you eat this bed bug, you will pass my level." This woman in pink is a typical smiling knife with a honey belly, without the slightest harm on the surface, but in fact, no one present can compare to her hidden lethality.
I'll go! Shall I give you a special tube? Of course, this is just the cry in Wei Hong's heart. Wei Hong has never eaten insects when he is so old, in his previous life, when he saw people eating insects such as silkworm chrysalis and scorpions, he ate them with relish, and Wei Hong wanted to vomit for no reason. Although humans are the top creatures of nature's pyramid, there are few things in this world that humans can't eat, but everyone has their own tastes and preferences. Wei Hong's taste is relatively tricky among the entire human race, no matter what it is, it must be good-looking to eat, and no matter what it is, don't eat the head and tail. Arthropods like insects, don't talk about eating, and the scalp is numb when you look at it more. Wei Hong sincerely admired this woman in pink, and as soon as she made a move, she directly choked Wei Hong's life.
Looking at the bedbugs that were hanging in the air and dancing, Wei Hong panicked. In the past, whether it was fighting with Sun Tzu Hang, or later facing Tang Taizong, Wei Hong did not have such a great pressure, Wei Hong, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, was stumped by a small bedbug today.
Seeing Wei Hong looking at the bedbug in a daze, the woman in pink smiled very proudly: "What, you don't dare to eat it?" If you don't eat it, then you will kneel down and kowtow to Sister Xuanqing to admit your mistake, how about it? ”
Wei Hong patted the dust on his body and sat down by himself: "Wei went to the exam from Hangzhou, and he was lucky to get Zhongxiang Gong, but he couldn't afford to have a stroke, and he lost his career. In the past few years, Wei has taken care of Wei at all costs in the eyes of the world. And during this period, the hard work of the chaff Wei was seen in his eyes and hurt in his heart. I make a living from the chaff needlework, and I eat clear water porridge and swallowed market vegetables. But Wei knows one thing very well, that is, no matter how difficult it is, the chaff does not abandon Wei Mou. Maybe in your hearts, Wei's life is like an ant. But my woman uses me as a backer. How could Wei bend his waist easily? ”
Wan Niang's kindness to Wei Hong, when Wei Hong said it without exaggeration, it was indeed quite touching, but what really shocked them was not the mournful and lingering trivialities of husband and wife, but Wei Hong's last sentence 'My woman regards me as a backer, how can Wei easily bend his waist?' Quietly plucked the heartstrings of the young girl. Whose girl is not pregnant with spring, whose girl is not obsessed with dreams. Including these young ladies are no exception. It doesn't matter if he is a prince on a white horse or not, he must have the responsibility to hold up a piece of heaven and earth for himself! And Wei Hong's words seem to be in line with the girls' thoughts. The poor and the lowly are unyielding, and the rich do not forget the dregs! It is the first time that several daughters have reached a high degree of unity in their hearts about Wei Hong.
Wei Hong said it was true, and several young ladies also listened to it, and for a while, the whole room was as quiet as midnight. Although the woman in pink is tricky, she is also a woman, and she will also have appreciative eyes. Fortunately, there is also Li Xuanqing's matter as a bargaining chip, otherwise I really don't know how to break this embarrassing situation, so I walked in front of Wei Hong, bowed slightly, and saluted: "Wei Gongzi is not strange, the little woman is joking with Wei Gongzi." If Wei Gongzi is ready, then the little woman will have a problem! Although she was moved before, Li Xuanqing is their big sister in the end, and where the righteousness lies, she can't be soft-hearted to Wei Hong. was intended to embarrass Wei Hong, so he didn't give Wei Hong a chance to interject at all, and then went to the point: "I heard that Wei Gongzi was born in Xianggong, it must be the origin of knowledge, the little woman has a problem, please give Wei Gongzi advice!" ”
Wei Hong hugged his fists and saluted back: "Please!" ”
The woman in pink paced a few steps and said unhurriedly: "The Buddha said that sentient beings regard ten things as good and ten things as evil. Dare to ask Wei Gongzi, what is ten? ”
If the woman in purple asked this question, Wei Hong would not have any doubts. But this woman in pink clothes just let herself eat bed bugs, and in a blink of an eye, she had a Buddhist faith, which really brightened Wei Hong's kryptonite dog eyes, but this also just shows that Wei Hong is really not mistaken, this woman seems to be harmless to humans and animals, but in fact she is tricky and eccentric, fortunately, Wei Hong is clear-minded, and is used to reading hundreds of academics in his spare time to achieve the purpose of self-cultivation. Otherwise, I really can't answer the words of the woman in pink: "The body is three, the mouth is four, and the meaning is three." The three of them kill and steal silver. There are four mouths, two tongues, evil mouths, false words, and gossip. The three are jealous and obsessed. If it is ten things, it will not follow the holy way, and it will be called ten evil deeds. If the evil stops, the name is ten good deeds. ”
The answer to Wei Hong was like a stream, and the woman in pink was quite surprised: "The little woman dares to ask Wei Gongzi to solve another problem!" ”
Although it is not unforgettable, it can generally remember a framework, which also makes Wei Hong fearless: "But it doesn't hurt to say it!" ”
With Wei Hong's consent, the woman in pink frowned slightly, and suddenly became cheerful, as if she had met a bosom friend: "The eight hardships of life, birth, old age, illness, death, travel, love and parting, unbelievable, and resentful." How to have no self and no appearance, no desire and no desire? ”
Wei Hong poured himself a cup of tea, but he didn't rush to drink it, he raised his glass and sniffed it in front of his nose: "Love parting, resentment will be, leaving the West and returning to the West, nothing is like this." It's just empty eyes, an illusion. ”
As soon as the woman in pink was defeated, the woman in purple caught up, without giving Wei Hong a chance to breathe, the same Buddhist saying, and the question of the woman in purple was more in-depth: "If there is karma, there must be a phase, and there will be chaos in people's hearts, how about it?" ”
Wei Hong took a sip of tea and let the fragrance of tea penetrate his nerves: "Life is created by oneself, phase is born from the heart, everything in the world is incarnated, the heart does not move, everything does not move, the heart does not change, everything does not change." ”
From the moment Wei Hong answered the first question, the woman in purple knew that Wei Hong was not a fluke, and it was impossible for such an esoteric Buddhist proverb to hit a dead mouse: "I didn't expect that Wei Gongzi was also involved in Buddhism, and the little woman was willing to bow down!" ”
Seeing Wei Hong break through two levels in a row, the woman in green on the side was not in a hurry, but snorted lightly, in terms of eager surnames, it is not difficult to see that she obviously does not have the knowledge and attainments of the first two, but how can she be an idle person who can enter Li Xuanqing's eyes?
"Wei Hong, I have a few arithmetic questions, if you answer correctly, we don't care about you, if you answer incorrectly, then let Sister Xuanqing arrange, how about it?"
Arithmetic questions!? Give a merchant an arithmetic problem. It looks like a big knife in front of the door. Wei Hong listened to it really, and did not suspect that his ears were hallucinating, but he was very vigilant, the more he understood something, the easier it was to be careless, at this point Wei Hong can be said to keep in mind, the biggest advantage of arithmetic problems is also the biggest disadvantage, there can be many algorithms for a question, but there is only one answer. Wei Hong immediately cheered up his spirit: "Please Miss ask the question!" ”
The woman in green paced small steps and walked towards Wei Hong: "The waves are as flat as a mirror, and a red lotus comes out from a three-foot height. The pavilion is multicolored and the lake is neutral, and it suddenly blows to the side. Six feet away from the original place, the flowers stick to the surface of the lake like a water lily, and ask how deep is the lake here? ”
"Four feet five inches deep!" With a distance of less than three meters, he walked towards him when the other party asked a question, and when Wei Hong calculated the result, the other party was still one meter away. Sure enough, it lives up to the businessman's talent for calculations.
The woman in green was slightly surprised: "Not bad, there are really two hits!" Please listen to the next question, a bamboo, originally one zhang high, a gust of wind broke the bamboo, and the bamboo was small enough to touch the ground, four feet away from the bottom of the bamboo. Q: How tall is the broken bamboo? ”
As soon as the woman in green finished speaking, Wei Hong instantly formed a calculation formula in his mind, and he had the answer in a moment: "Four feet tall and more than two inches!" ”
Looking at Wei Hong's casual appearance, the woman in green couldn't help but wonder in her heart, this is too fast, right? It took him a full day to complete the four questions, and in a blink of an eye, Wei Hong had already tackled two questions in a row. The woman in green was sure of the difficulty of the question, but Wei Hong's calculation speed really surprised her, and she couldn't help but arouse the competitiveness of the woman in green, and completely left Li Xuanqing's matter behind: "There is a snake hole under the root of the tree, the tree is fifteen meters high, and there is a goshawk at the top of the tree, it saw a snake quickly crawling towards the entrance of the cave, and when the distance from the hole was three times as high, the eagle pounced on the snake. If the speed of the eagle and the snake are equal, and the route of the eagle to pounce on the snake is a straight line, please say, where does the eagle pounce to catch the snake exactly? ”
Wei Hong's speed of answering this question is obviously slower, but the calculation and review can be completed in such a short period of time, which shows how strong Wei Hong's computing ability is. One-fifth pillar (the ancient incense burning time is not accurate, here a wide range of incense is calculated for fifteen minutes, one-fifth pillar of incense, that is, three minutes!) After the incense, Wei Hong had the answer: "The goshawk can pounce twenty meters from the root of the tree, on the snake's running line." ”
Regardless of whether Wei Hong agreed or not, the woman in green actually asked another question: "There is an ancient tree standing upright on the ground, the tree is two feet high and three feet thick, and there is a rattan that winds up from the root, winding for five weeks to reach the top of the tree, and asks how long is this rattan?" (Note: Ancient trees can be regarded as cylinders, and the thickness of the tree is three feet, which means that the circumference of the bottom surface of the cylinder is three feet.) 1 zhang = 10 feet)
When the hearty voice sounded, another problem was solved by Wei Hong: "The vine is twenty-five feet long!" ”
Although the problem of wanting to break the head was solved by Wei Hong one by one, the woman in green was still unforgiving: "Hmph, you are Wei Hong, you really have some ability, Miss Ben will spare you for the time being, and see how Sister Xuanqing falls, right?" ”
Do you dare to be blacker again? Can it be more shameless? In the end, he still wears the hat of a sinner, but it is difficult for women and villains to raise? In this regard, Wei Hong had long expected that these unknown daughters would seek justice for Li Xuanqing, but no matter how they made a fuss, the protagonist of the incident was still Li Xuanqing, and only she had the right to decide.
In fact, after kissing Li Xuanqing last night, Wei Hong was apologetic, no matter what, Li Xiehe has the grace of knowing him, and Li Xuanqing is not only his pearl, but also his sister-in-law, although she wronged herself, it is just an unknown reason. However, he chose such a radical way to take revenge on Li Xuanqing's unintentional wrongs, which was a bit excessive. immediately clasped his fists and saluted Li Xuanqing, who had not spoken: "Miss, now, you have been scolded and punished, and your anger should be gone, right?" ”
has passed three levels, there is still one level left, these girls look like rotten girls, but in fact, the turtle has meat in the stomach. One is better than the other, although these three levels made Wei Hong waste a lot of brain cells, he still persevered, and only Li Xuanqing's level remained. Li Xuanqing, who was already remorseful, would he still embarrass Wei Hong at this time? It's just that arrogant appearance, so far I still refuse to take it off!;