Chapter 144: Coke Equals Evil

Chapter 144 Coke equals evil

After Chiyo had finished making thirst-quenching tea, he went into the tent and helped the obedient official up, fed him a whole bowl of drink, and then wiped the corners of his mouth for him, carefully put it down again, and then covered him with a thick blanket.

"Honorable princess, do you need us to sleep for the master" Bao Yiman and Behori said to Chiyo who walked out of the tent in stammering Fuso dialect, "The night is too cold this season......" Chiyo nodded and let the two of them enter the tent to serve, seeing the two tall female slaves entering the tent with a happy face, Rina couldn't help but whisper to Chiyo: "Princess, how can you just let these two people into the tent to serve, looking at the height of the two of them, they are like giants, the lord is still young, where can they meet them." ”

What she said was purely out of the courtier's concern for the lord of the good official, and there was no smell of obscenity, but when it came to the back, she also felt that it didn't seem to sound good to say, and she couldn't help but blush.

Chiyo doesn't doubt him, there is a big difference between people in this era, people with high status see people with low status are not the same kind at all, like these two female slaves, Chiyo doesn't realize that her husband will lower her taste, not to mention, she thinks that her husband is still young, and these days she has been polite to herself, even if she sometimes kisses herself, I'm afraid that most of them are children playing, so she didn't think about that aspect at all.

But in fact, the good official didn't want to, not to mention that he also had the first dream phenomenon, and he also had that ability, but he looked like a child now in height, in case he did it too early, and his height was not long, if he was nicknamed the Bliss Boy, it would be a tragedy, so it would be better to restrain this matter first.

This kind of thing is not uncommon to restrain ** because of similar worries, especially this thing is like eating meat, people who eat every day can't eat meat without meat, and they can't eat it for a day, and those who don't eat for a long time don't think much about it, but it's not as ordinary people think, it seems that men should not be able to walk when they see women, and if they don't do it, they seem to become eunuchs.

Most heroes and heroes are lustful, that's for sure, but it can't be inferred from this that the lustful must be heroes and heroes, not to mention that there is also a degree of lust, as soon as you see a woman, you want to engage in that is not called lustful and perverted.

This is the reason why the obedient official is obviously polite but the warbler Yanyan around him is polite, not to mention that the warbler Yanyan around him does not mean that he will become a pervert, and the boys in the middle and high schools in the future are all female classmates, and I have not seen a few boys incarnate as perverts and think about doing it with female classmates all day long.

"Rina, my husband is only fourteen years old, and there are some things he doesn't necessarily understand, so you don't need to think about it too complicated." Chiyo This is a statement to save face for Rina Hatano.,In fact, it means.,You think about it too much.,My husband-kun is not that kind of person.。 Rina was told Chiyo to say this, her face suddenly turned red, and she had to lower her head, but she was a little aggrieved in her heart, the lord obviously knew everything, and every time he leaned on my head in my arms, he would lean his head on my chest in the most comfortable position......

And when the two slave girls entered the tent, they slept at the feet of the good official and covered his feet. In fact, the female slave girl who served the bed was equivalent to the electric blanket of the later generations, and it was too cold after the quilt was unfolded, so the female slave girl who took off her clothes and went in to warm the quilt first, so that the master slept in.

And many similar allusions in history, such as meat screens, etc., are said to have been made by Yan Shifan, the son of Yan Song and Yan Ge, who made women stripped naked and stood behind them in the winter, which is called meat screens, the official name of this kind of woman is called a maid, they stripped naked and stood behind Yan Shifan, but this does not mean that they have had sex with Yan Shifan.

There are also similar examples of emperors in previous dynasties, later generations always thought that the emperor was ridiculous, and the huge palace maid emperor of the harem could do whatever he wanted, in fact, this idea is very unreliable, as if women serve men and have no other functions except for sleeping.

Like a good official who is so drunk, the slave girl is around to serve, mainly to prevent the master from kicking the quilt, and to be thirsty and drink water at night, and to pee at night, pay attention to not getting out of bed, and solve all these problems.

In fact, in this era when chickens call people in the morning and chickens call chickens in the evening, and there are not many other entertainment activities, there is a huge and detailed system between master and servant, and it is not that you are the personal slave girl of the master who is qualified to sleep with the master, this phenomenon is especially in the East, because the West is still in the era of ignorance at the moment, and the European turtles think that the use of women is to drive piles and give birth to children, while the literati and doctors of the East have summed up a huge spring palace system that requires countless experts to study in later generations. ,

At this time, I have to talk about the Spanish super mercenary Ryan Stein, this white man who speaks fluent Daming Nanzhili official dialect is an admirer of oriental culture, of course, the oriental culture he knows is only Fusang as the mainstream, as for the official dialect of the Ming Dynasty, it was learned by the merchants of the Ming Dynasty when he used to pan for gold in the East, after he made a fortune in the East, he was extremely disdainful of the custom of the kings of the European royal family sitting on the toilet while eating and pulling at the same time, and he felt that the whole Europa was really an obscurantist continent, Therefore, after the aristocratic lady he married ran away with someone, he almost did not hesitate at all, and gathered three Spanish galleons again, and went to the east with hundreds of sailors and mercenaries, and the ships were carrying thousands of carefully selected black slaves.

As far as he knows about the history of the East, it is said that there used to be a race called Silla women, who specialized in producing docile and beautiful women, who were born to learn to serve men, and it is said that the crowned emperors of several dynasties were very fond of Silla women, and there was also a race called Kunlun slaves, all of whom were powerful and loyal warriors, which was the essence of the slave trade

In short, Reinstein was a little reluctant to live with the time that was better than the vicious competition of his contemporaries on the Europa continent, which was the golden age of the slave trade.

The knowledge of the Orient is limited to imagination and hearsay, and Reinstein selected the best teacher in all of Europe at that time for the black slave girl, and it is said that it is a secret branch of the priests of the goddess of love and beauty during the ancient Greek city-states, and the emphasis is on how to make men happy.

At that time, Europe, especially Spain, King Philip II was specially fond of the Great Purge, the word Inquisition was carried forward in his hands, and he was also the king of Portugal, the Spaniards thought that their king was the king of the earth, although it was a bit exaggerated, but there was some truth, at this time Portugal and Spain were indeed one of the most powerful countries on the earth, and the two countries had a king together, so you can imagine how serious the religious persecution was, And Philip II's wife is the famous Queen of England, Bloody Mary, a woman who left a name for herself in the brutal religious purge.

In this atmosphere, the priest of the goddess of love and beauty in the ancient Greek city-state was not burned alive at the stake as a witch, but was already favored and cared for by the goddess, and was invited by Ryanstein, a guy with the name of a knight of the Knights of Malta, and was overjoyed, and followed this pseudo-knight to the East, therefore, these black female slaves were trained according to the standards of the goddess priests, of course, Ryanstein put forward a lot of references.

Therefore, Bao Yiman and Behori are by no means good-for-nothing slave girls, it is said that the goddesses of the Greek city-state era liked to hold leather whips when they made men happy, but because they were given a lot of opinions by Ryanstein, a two-pole oriental culture lover, in the process of training, these two have the straightforwardness of Greek goddesses for sex and the humility of oriental women for men.

Chiyo didn't think much about it, where is her identity, speaking of which, she was given to the good official by Tachibana Genga to make a side room, but in fact, the good official has not said the main room so far, and she is the only one in the side room.

However, in the end, Rina Hatano swore to be the general's Ji military commander in the lord's armor, so although Chiyo was not lightly remarked, he still went to see the good officials in the tent from time to time, fortunately, the two black female slaves were still well-behaved, one was honestly half-lying at the feet of the lord, as if he was helping the lord cover his feet, and the other was lying on his side beside the lord, and when she looked at it, she was reaching out to pull the blanket for the lord.

Seeing that these two people were still in order, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, at this time, her eyes couldn't help but patrol the two slave girls, lying on her side next to the lord seemed to be called Bao Yiman, it was she who was pouring wine outside, looking at her lying on her side with one hand on her chin, her posture was like a curve that a child had just begun to learn to write, of course, Rina didn't know the legend of the European mermaid, otherwise she would definitely use this metaphor, because Bao Yiman was lying on his side with a slender waist, and then the lines went down, and suddenly he was plump and round, makes people can't help but feel bloody. ,

She looked at the entrance of the tent for a long time, couldn't help it, reached out and touched her buttocks, and then, with a look of chagrin.

By this time, it was already night, and most of them, including the Morning Girls, were already asleep around the campfire, and some were patrolling the night in the distance, and the retainers didn't know what they were talking about, and they all seemed to be very excited.

Men's things,It's always very confusing.,Rina doesn't want to understand.,I used to just need to train seriously.,There's the care of Princess Chiyo.,Her own father was also a samurai who died in battle for the Tachibana family.,So all the way up to the general.,But,Since swearing to become the armor of this Ming lord in the Ryukyus.,This seems to be the lord of a handsome boy.,It's really a good thing to say to Rina.,It seems,I became sentimental all of a sudden.,Like what I just said to Princess Chiyo, Before she did it, let alone say it, I'm afraid she wouldn't even think about it.

Reaching out and trying her cheeks, which were still a little hot, she couldn't help but take a sip before quietly lowering the curtain of the tent.

And the drunk good official, at the moment is doing a dream that most children during their development will have, he wants to pee, and then, there is no toilet around, it is called an anxious running around, running far away and not seeing a toilet, and finally there is no way, just unbuttoned his pants by the river of a small river, and then very happily soaked in urine, the strange thing is that this small river does not know how, and finally became a bottle with a thin neck and a long kiss, and his little phoenix with mutton fat and white jade stretched out in the bottle, Because of the pleasure of this soaking pee, he couldn't help but shiver, and when he was about to shake habitually, the bottle with a thin neck and long kiss seemed to be alive, giving birth to a suction, and it seemed to suck the remnants clean.

This wonderful touch is very delicate and clear, so he can't help but think it's true, but it is precisely because this touch is so delicate and tactful that he feels that this must be a dream, how can the bottle be alive I haven't peed in the big Coke bottle before, so he continued to sleep with peace of mind, and his brows, which were slightly furrowed because of holding urine, stretched.

Then, the bottle in this strange dream was entangled with him, and it seemed that there was no urine to suck out the urine, in the dream, he couldn't help frowning slightly, just about to wake up, fortunately, the strange bottle disappeared, and then he felt very comfortable, and couldn't help smacking his lips, just like Zhu Bajie ate the ginseng fruit and clicked his lips aftertaste, hummed twice, and continued to sleep.

And Bao Yiman, who looked at the owner's lovely expression in his sleep, couldn't help but laugh softly in the faint light that came through the tent, and turned sideways, looking at this young master through the light of the little bonfire, and she was not happy to have such a master, as a black man, she had heard countless times how those sisters were abused by white masters, and now they were sold to the far east, and met a young, noble, and beautiful master, This should be a gift from the goddess, so she pulled the thick blanket covering the good official again.

In the middle of the night, the obedient official was thirsty, and then he was helped up and fed a bowl of water in a daze, and then fell asleep again, in his sleep, he looked for the toilet again, this time, he clearly felt that it was a dream, and then he was very entangled in the dream, it seems that psychology says that finding the toilet in a dream is a manifestation of kidney deficiency? I'm young, I'm still a virgin, how can I have kidney deficiency?

Of course, the strange bottle with a long neck and a thin kiss pestered him again as usual, and he clearly felt the slippery hot touch, as if it was a high-tech toilet washed with water, and he laughed at himself in his dreams, and he really couldn't bear the hardship, and even dreamed of having an automatic cleaning function.

Just as he was struggling with his dream, suddenly, there was a horn sound in his ears, and then, someone shouted that the enemy was attacking, and he woke up from his dream and sat up as soon as he straightened up.

"My lord." The curtain was lifted, and Rina Hatano bent down and peeked in, and the first thing she saw was that Behori was kneeling on the calf of the lord, as if he was dressing the lord. And Bao Yiman next to him easily dragged a pair of Nanban armor, which was given to the master by Lord Reinstein.

The good officer stood up, and while asking Rina Hatano what was going on, he put on the Nanban armor that Bao Iman had put on, which was transformed by Ryan Stein in just two days, the size was changed to a smaller size, and the way of wearing it became that the front and rear armor pieces were buckled with belts under the armpits, in short, it was mainly to prevent stray bullets from muskets, this was the second time the good officer wore it, and when Ryan Stein sent this armor, he praised it a few words, after all, stray bullets are very dangerous in this era, and lead is poisonous, Lead bullet infection is the biggest killer of gunshot deaths at this time, and Nanban armor is still quite impressive in guarding against muskets. ,

"There are a large number of troops on the other side of the river, and there should be 3,000 troops under the banner." Rina Hatano explained the situation, and the obedient official frowned, and asked while stretching out his hands to let Bao Yiman kneel next to him and buckle the belt under his armpit for him, "Whose family crest?" ”

"Yes...... It's from Takahashi's family. "Rina Hatano didn't dare to hide it, and the obedient official sneered when he heard this, this should also come, Kyushu Island is such a big place, and the Iwaya Castle of the Takahashi family is not far south of Tachibanayama Castle, he made such a big move, if others don't move, it will be a strange thing.

"It's Xiong Zongmao's father" He turned around casually, Bao Yiman carefully buckled the armor belt behind him, and suddenly, the obedient official became a small Western canned warrior wearing neat armor.

"Where's Sister Chiyo?" He picked up the helmet that Berhori handed him, and next to him, Bao Iman tied Muramasa around his waist.

Rina Hatano bowed her head and said: "The princess organized people to set up a crane wing formation outside, and the samurai of the Takahashi family on the other side of the river saw that the princess was in an orderly formation, so they stopped on the other side of the river, looking at the situation, it seems that they are preparing to wait for the dawn before they fight." ”

Hearing this, the obedient official vaguely felt that something was wrong, where did this sneak attack steal half and then set up a formation to wait for dawn, so he whispered and ordered Bao Yiman Behori to hide in the tent, and then held the hilt of the sword of the village at the waist, the hilt of the sword wrapped in cold shark skin was held in the palm of his hand, he seemed to see Uncle Shan standing next to him to encourage him, young master, you are the character of my Chinese Wu Shuangquan, Wu Chao Qi Shaobao, Wen Chao Xinjian Bo.

Tightening the hilt of his sword, he took a few deep breaths and strode outside, Rina Hatano quickly lifted the curtain high, and the tent inside Behorey and Bao Yiman couldn't help but speak an unsmooth language to tell their master to be careful.

The temperature outside was extremely low, and as soon as the obedient official came out, he couldn't help but feel a spirit, and looked ahead, and sure enough, the samurai and the Hayai Girls team were in formation by the river and were facing the army on the other side of the river.