Humane is a stranger in a foreign land, and he gains three pounds every festival, but Li Jie believes that in the New Year of the Tang Dynasty, it is almost the same as losing three pounds every festival. [Eye-fast reading book new domain name., initials, previously registered accounts can still be used]

First of all, Chinese New Year's Eve, the Tang Dynasty is so lively, pay attention to the whole big family to get together to observe the New Year, the royal families everywhere are not allowed to return to Beijing unless they are edicted, Li Jie and their royal families in Chang'an are gathered in the Taiji Palace Yanying Hall to watch the year, that is, when receiving the son, waiting for the big bell to play in the middle of the night, at this time there is no Spring Festival entertainment party, guarding in the empty Taiji Palace, it is too exciting.

Especially Li Jie's several older princes who have no officials want to be at the front, under Li Shimin's Tongling dragon eyes, he can't yawn, and what makes Li Jie feel even more sad is that he and Li Zhi are two years old, that guy can pretend to be too to sleep in the back for a while, but he can't do the crown ceremony, he must stand in front like a fool, motionless and wait for the hour.

was so tired that he was shaking, and for the first time Li Jie felt that it was better to be a child.

When it finally got through, the night watchman's shouting and drinking, and the entire Tang Dynasty bell rang into a piece, which was really spectacular, but unfortunately, with the bell, Li Jie's hard days began again.

followed the prince's buttocks to first bow to Li Shimin, kowtow to the New Year, and then worship the elders one by one, the Li family in Longxi is a big family, and the old men are finished worshipping, and the two hours are almost over.

What's even more infuriating is that it hasn't pressed the New Year's money yet.

At about four o'clock in the morning, Li Jie dragged his tired body back to the house, and before he slept for half an hour, the gentle and urging voice of the eldest grandson Zhi sounded: "Husband, get up, it's time to go to my father's New Year's greetings!" ”

At ten o'clock in the morning, the Suzaku Square of Taiji Palace turned into a sea of flames again, led by Fang Xuanling's eldest grandson Wuji, and a large group of officials who had been dozing off in the middle of the night entered the palace to give New Year's greetings to Emperor Li Shimin, well, only Li Jie himself was dozing off, anyway, in this kind of half-asleep and half-awake, he entered the Taiji Palace, Li Jie is how to kowtow to him, and half a day has passed.

It's like a few days and a few nights, and finally I can sit down after the congratulations, and then the magistrates, messengers, heads of subject countries, and envoys from all over the country come in one after another to pay New Year's greetings, and the red and green robes that come and go are like sheep in front of them, one by one they jump in front of them, and they are confused, and Li Jie falls asleep completely.

Sleep is enough to die, this sleep is enough to die, the famous King Qin broke the array music and missed it, and then the dancing queen's windward willow waist was not seen, until the luncheon was ten o'clock, the ministers were gone, Li Jie was picked up by Li Shimin's ears, looking at Li Jie staring at the two pandas with dark circles, the angry Li Shimin was also helpless, and simply waved his hand and said: "Go find your mother." ”

On the first day, Li Jie's days of suffering passed like this.

Immediately after, the next day, even more bitter.

Tang people love to be lively, Chang'an is even more so, the first month of the first month, two or three, regardless of whether you are high or low, Chang'an each family has to put a flowing water seat, banquet relatives and friends, early in the morning the eldest grandson weaves a few girls are busy in the Shuo Wangfu spread out of the table, finally slipped back from the palace Li Jie was kicked out of the house by the eldest grandson weave a big foot, go to each family to eat flowing water seats.

Leading the same sluggish gold medal fighters Scar Liu and Sheng Wenjian, while lamenting the good times when he was a child, Li Jie went out again helplessly.

Don't think that it's so easy to go out to eat and drink, there are still a lot of troubles when the nobles meet, especially Li Jie's junior is relatively small, and the etiquette of meeting the elders is extremely cumbersome, and before he can eat a bite of something, he first kowtows a lot with a smile and good words, and it is not enough physical strength to eat that little thing.

In this way, the two and three days ......, twelve, thirteen, Li Jie, who had been in a row these days, wanted to vomit blood, and even the big court meeting that he was most reluctant to go to on weekdays seemed to be relieved, and finally got through the food again, fourteen, fifteen, Li Jie ushered in the most difficult three days in history.

Shangyuan Festival, three days and nights ban!

"Wow, husband, look, look good!" Excited crazy running in front, the eldest grandson weaving what is the princess shelf was lost, excited shouting and running to the front, Suzaku Street, a huge old locust tree is full of colorful lights, looking from afar, the real fire tree silver flower!

Without waiting for Li Jie to follow, another excited shout sounded on the left: "Husband, do you think this looks good?" ”

At the side of the stall, Qin Qing was also happy to hold the vendor's Persian mask on her face like a child, or she was a child herself, and her calm and shrewdness on weekdays was just pretending, anyway, this girl was wearing a mask, and she looked at Li Jie mischievously and expectantly with a pair of big eyes.

Before Li Jie could turn around, there was another coquettish voice on the left: "Husband, it's delicious!" ”

On the side of the street across the street, the vendors who were finally able to get out of the shop to do business were desperately selling, and Pei Ying, a little gluttonous cat, was pulling green beads to eat Shangyuan oil hammer at the roadside stall, which was similar to the small mouth of the fried Lantern Festival in later generations, especially Pei Ying, who had suffered too much, was so happy that she had a chance to come out to play, and shouted to Li Jie excitedly: "Husband, come and eat!" ”

Now Li Jie is forced to do it, the guards can still be divided into three strands and three sides to run, he can't be divided into three petals alone, right? Before Li Jie could come up with a reason for his depression, the eldest grandson in front of him shouted excitedly: "Look, what are so many people doing in front?" ”

was interested, Qin Qing wore a mask and followed excitedly, so panicked that the hawker hurriedly chased after him, and before he could shout, the guards of Shuo Wangfu had already blocked his mouth with a copper coin, and on the other end, seeing the two girls running away with vitality, Li Jie wailed again: "Still shopping?" ”

In the later generations, Xi'an City took two hours to take the bus from Taiji Palace to Qujiang, this distance was just a few energetic girls to finish, I really don't know where they are such a big parade, at this time the Vermilion Bird Street can be one hundred and fifty meters wide, so that Li Jie ran east and west with painstaking, almost tired and vomited blood.

Now he has seen through it, monogamy in later generations is not to protect women, but to protect men!

But Mrs. is lucky, of course the husband has to follow, depressed for a long time, Li Jie turned around with a whistle, picked up Pei Ying from the roadside stall and carried it directly on his shoulder, and the other hand held the soft and delicate little hand of the green bead, striding proudly as if he had just grabbed the king of the mountain who had just grabbed Mrs. Zhai.

As soon as she was carried on her shoulders, Pei Ying immediately screamed in fright, and after a moment of adaptation to this height, she shouted excitedly. was held by Li Jie's little hand, and Lu Zhu lowered his little brain shyly, and his beautiful and edible appearance made people drool, at least the vendor who sold the oil hammer almost didn't stare out his eyes, but unfortunately he didn't wait for him to look at it twice, and several cold snorts sounded at the same time, looking at the fierce eyes of several strong men behind Lu Zhu as if they were really going to kill someone, and they were so frightened that the hawker almost didn't get under the table.

Fortunately, a few copper coins were thrown on the table, and the guards of King Shuo hurriedly followed the footsteps, so that the vendor wiped his cold sweat and muttered: "What a beautiful lady, what a fierce veteran, where is this Dachang'an?" ”

Not to mention the admiration in the hawker's heart, Li Jie's heart was depressed to death, it turned out that he unconsciously walked to the Furong Garden, Qujiang, Li Tai was a little scheming, until he was caged people's hearts, the Furong Garden was fully opened on the Shangyuan Festival, which made Li Jie suffer, the eldest grandson Zhi and Qin Qing, who were the first to go in, ran away as soon as they entered, looking at the excitement, Pei Ying, the girl, actually slipped off his shoulder and slipped into the crowd, leaving only a green bead in Li Jie's hand.

For fear that something would happen to a few girls, he sighed, hugged the green beads with red faces, and with the help of the guards, Li Jie also struggled to squeeze through the crowd, squeezing out a sweat, and finally found three cheering girls on the bank of a lantern river, watching them jump and scream on the wet and smooth riverbank, Li Jie was frightened, for fear that the people behind them would squeeze them and fall in.

In Li Jie's shouting, the guards sweated profusely and formed a personal circle, pushing the crowd of bees crowded in Qujiang back, which made the surroundings relax a little.

"I said ladies, it's late, shall we go back?" Standing in the gap and scratching his head, Li Jie suggested depressedly, Lu Zhu has been lowering his little brain, but he can ignore her opinion, but the three girls of Changsun Weaving are not easy to fool, holding his arm, Changsun Weaving pouted and said: "Don't, it's not easy to play once, it's only three days a year." ”

"That's right! The slave family has been working hard for her husband for a year, so she wants to come to Qujiang to see the scenery, husband, stay a little longer, right? Holding Li Jie's arm, Qin Qing squeezed her newly developed small breasts on it and rubbed it hard, the comfortable Li Jie almost didn't scream, and on the other hand, Pei Ying looked at Li Jie with her big eyes that could talk, and her pitiful appearance was even more unbearable.

Under the triple pressure, Li Jie's head was dizzy, and he almost agreed, at this time, there was a big fat man behind him, and he squeezed into the crowd with his eyes closed, almost squeezing Li Jie into the water.

A classic action of Swan Lake, Li Jie was stunned and walked back in the mud on his toes, and the thrilling scene scared the guards so much that they almost didn't lie down, and immediately separated one person to find trouble with the fat man angrily, but Li Jie didn't even have the mind to find trouble by shaking the mud on his feet, and said to a few girls in his family with a bitter face: "Look, how dangerous?" ”

"But it's so beautiful!" Li Jie's embarrassed appearance made several girls want to laugh, and looking back at Qujiang in the moonlight of Zhongyuan, Changsun Zhi was full of reluctance and nostalgia.

Indeed, it is worthy of the lively Tang Dynasty, tonight's Qujiang is suffocating, the whole river, everywhere are lantern boats, swaying red candles and white wax swaying in the semi-hazy river fog, it seems particularly romantic, dreamy romantic.

Even the green beads in his hand were swaying, reluctant to give up, seeing that several girls were all with such expressions, as soon as his head turned, Li Jie slapped his thigh and smiled: "What is this?" It's like this, you can't give up, do you know that something looks better, how about it, are you interested? ”

"What?" The four girls and eight beautiful eyes all looked at it with interest, and Li Jie immediately raised his head and said triumphantly: "The real auspicious, fire tree silver flower!" Oops, don't squeeze it! ”

This kung fu, the fat man outside launched an attack on the inner circle again, and the guards of King Shuo, who was caught off guard, inadvertently bumped into Li Jie's back, and jumped around Swan Lake on the smooth big stone dumbfounded, and Li Jie plunged into the Qujiang River with a plop, which immediately made the four girls ......panic together.