Chapter 398 is cheesy

"Heaven and Earth are one general"

Li Chengqian made a little preparation, and then read it directly. It's just that I can't hear anything in this first sentence, but it sounds like that. So, everyone could only wait quietly.

"Inoue Black Hole"

As soon as Li Chengqian's second sentence came out, everyone began to feel a little inexplicable. Moreover, many people have frowned slightly, and they can't understand what Li Chengqian is writing. However, one thing is certain, and that is that by this point, many people have heard a different kind of atmosphere, tacky.

In ancient times, when writing poems and lyrics, people tried to use exquisite and elegant sentences, in other words, they couldn't write too straightforwardly. It's like Li Chengqian here, the black holes have come out.

"Yellow Dog White"

After Li Chengqian's third line of poetry came out, many people began to open their mouths wide and their eyes widened. Cheesy, it's so cheesy, it's more cheesy than the other. It was okay just now, it was just a black hole, but now look, even the dog has run out.

"White dog is swollen"

By the time Li Chengqian's last sentence was finished, the entire venue was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded, looking at Li Chengqian in the center of the field with disbelief on their faces. How can there be such a thing, just finished talking about the yellow dog, and then there was a white dog, which is more energetic than the dog.

"Heaven and earth are general, and there are black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. Yes, yes, listen to it. Lao Tzu still thought that this kid was reading what Mount Tai was black, thin at the top and thick at the bottom. ”

Everyone else was dumbfounded, but Li Feng kept nodding after listening. He didn't know how the poem was written, but at least it sounded very pleasant. That's enough. In his opinion, this is a little better than the poems of the dog meat general Zhang Zongchang.

"Everyone, what's the matter, why no one is making a sound, or the palace will have another song."

"Under the heavy snowfall, the price of firewood and rice has been reduced. The bench is used as firewood, and the bed is scared."

Seeing everyone's expressions, I don't know whether this Li Chengqian was intentional or unintentional, and he actually started to write the second poem immediately. This time. He read very quickly, and even made facial expressions to cooperate with the recitation. It makes the performance very lively and interesting.

This time, Li Feng understood. It's going to be a big snowfall. People don't bother to go out, or they can't. As a result, no one bought firewood and rice, and those bosses could only reduce their prices one after another. But if you don't go out to buy firewood, what will you burn? That is to directly split the bench as firewood. Seeing the bench end up like this, the wooden bed was terrified on the side.

"Flutter"

Finally. After being stunned for a while, Wu Zhao on the side also understood, and immediately felt happy in his heart, and couldn't help it. I laughed out loud. She can be said to be a middle-aged veteran of poetry, and there are not a few poems that she has seen and heard with confidence, but such poems as the prince made today. But it was definitely something she had never heard of or seen.

Most importantly, these two poems. The humor of the writing makes people can't help but feel happy. However, it soon became clear that such an occasion was too rude, and he could only gently cover his mouth with his small hands. One is to avoid laughing out loud again, and the other is not to let others find out how they look at the moment.

"What? This poem is not good? ”

Seeing Wu Zhao smiling so flamboyantly, Li Feng suddenly felt that something was wrong. However, for this poem, he knows seven tricks and six tricks, which can be said to be ignorant, so he also whispered to Wu Zhao for advice.

"Well, the poems written by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince cannot be said to be bad. It's just that such poems are a little different from the poems we make on weekdays. Although these two poems also rhyme, they lack neat confrontations. Also, it's just that the phrase is used too much...... Well, it's too bland, not gorgeous and subtle enough"

Hearing Li Feng's question, Wu Zhao finally calmed himself down, and then explained to Li Feng. However, after all, this poem was written by the prince, so she could not say many words too much, so to speak, and pointed out the inappropriateness in very implicit words.

In short, in a word, that is, Li Chengqian's poems, strictly speaking, do not conform to the basic conditions of poetry in this era, at least in some respects.

Since it is not in accordance with the rules, it is like writing out of style, and the government report is written as an online novel, so the result is conceivable.

After being stunned for a while, everyone finally came back to their senses, and immediately, the expressions on their faces became wonderful. Like Kong Yingda, and a few judges who came from the same company, they were so angry that their beards were about to rise. For these people, there are rules for this way of poetry, and now this Li Chengqian is so wantonly trampling on these rules, which is simply the biggest insult to this poetry, and it is also an insult to them who are readers.

However, although all of them looked very ugly, they were very angry. However, no one immediately went berserk. Because, the person standing in front of them is not an ordinary person, it is the prince of the country and the crown prince. The so-called difference between respect and inferiority, monarchs and ministers have a program, even if Li Chengqian has to be taught a lesson, it will not be their turn to be courtiers.

"Hey...... Farewell"

In such an embarrassing situation, the best way is of course the thirty-six plans, and the best way to go is to go up. After a sigh, Kong Yingda was the first to get up and say goodbye. Then all those who came with him got up. As for Li Chengqian's poems, they are too lazy to evaluate them, and they can't evaluate them.

Obviously, Li Tai and Li Ke were also taken aback by Li Chengqian's two poems, but soon, their hearts began to be happy. Such a result was really unexpected to them. However, this is definitely a good thing for them.

Now, Gen doesn't need them to do anything, they just need to wait for this to reach their father, and then they can make their father angry. And the situation of this eldest brother of the crown prince is not very good.

"Well, the eldest brother's poems are really unique, and the younger brother is really ashamed of himself. Miss Xiao, Wang still has some important things to do, therefore. Just take the first step and say goodbye"

Now that the goal has been achieved, or even exceeded, there is no need for Li Tai and the others to stay. So, Li Tai, Li Ke and they also left one after another. After all, such an occasion is really not suitable for staying here. Although, they also want to see the excitement again, but. As a younger brother, it is not suitable to see the liveliness of the elder brother.

"What's the matter, why are they all gone? Isn't the prince's poem very good? Could it be that there is something wrong with this? ”

Seeing that so many people had left, Li Yuanchang turned his head and asked. The expression was full of incomprehension. After Wu Zhao heard this, he just smiled and didn't say anything.

"Hehe, is that Miss Xiao so depressed that she is about to vomit blood?"

Li Chengqian's two poems directly made the referee angry and left. In this regard, the most depressing. Of course, it is the Miss Xiao who has worked so hard to hold this poetry meeting.

As for the poems made to Li Chengqian, Li Feng didn't feel anything bad. I didn't see it, many people held their stomachs after listening to it. Do you come with a red neck? As for what neat battles, and what elegant and delicate words are used, in Li Feng's opinion, they are all nonsense.

This reminded Li Feng of a phenomenon in later generations. Some people are fine. To put it mildly, I always like to carry a foreign word or two. It sounds awkward. At that time, Li Feng often wondered if it was necessary. If you want to appear that you are different, if you have a kind, use it all. So that Lao Tzu doesn't understand at all, not more straightforward. Why bother with such a non-foreign thing.

It's as if it doesn't melt into it if it doesn't mix one or two foreign words.

"Hey, don't go, I still have one here. Let's also evaluate and evaluate it together, everyone listen well. ”

"O sea, thou art all water, thou steed, thou four-legged ......"

Seeing everyone leaving, Li Chengqian was still a little unrelenting, and even began to recite aloud again towards the backs of others.

"This guy must have done it on purpose, absolutely on purpose."

This time, hearing this extremely familiar voice, Li Feng squirted out a sip of wine directly. I was 100 percent sure in my heart that Li Chengqian was doing this on purpose. It's just that what he doesn't understand is why this guy did this.

"Bastard, where are you squirting......"

However, unfortunately, Li Feng squirted out a mouthful of wine, and Li Yuanchang, who was sitting opposite him, fell into bad luck. Li Yuanchang, who was sprayed with wine, suddenly became furious.

"Shut up Lao Tzu, it's no big or small, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will whip you"

came to spray other people's wine, which also made Li Feng feel embarrassed. However, I didn't expect that the other party would be like this, scolding people when he came out, and thinking about the previous things also made Li Feng's heart angry. Suddenly, he stared at Li Yuanchang with his eyes and said.

He hid his identity just now, it was to avoid unnecessary trouble, and now that it is over, there are not so many taboos. Actually, these are secondary, the most important thing is because of Wu Zhao. Li Yuanchang's expression when he looked at Wu Zhao, he could see it clearly.

If there are no accidents, after this, it will definitely bring endless trouble to Wu Zhao. After all, no matter what people say, they have helped themselves, so of course, Li Feng can't ignore this. Therefore, it was decided that Li Yuanchang must be scared.

"You ......"

Li Yuanchang really didn't expect that this martial arts subordinate, who had always been silent, would suddenly become so imposing and so bold. For a while, I didn't know what to do.

"Oh, Fourth Uncle, it turns out that you are here, I thought you were gone. Grace ......"

Just when Li Yuanchang wanted to go crazy on the spot, a voice that he was very familiar with suddenly came, which made him stunned, and then he looked at Li Feng like a ghost.

Li Chengqian's voice, how could he not hear it. Similarly, he also knew that the fourth uncle in Li Chengqian's mouth would not be him. Although he is also an uncle, he is the seventh in line. Besides, he is almost the same age as Li Chengqian, and Li Chengqian is the crown prince, and on weekdays, Li Chengqian will not call him an imperial uncle or anything like that unless he is on a very formal occasion.