A small building in Nanjing's Provisional Presidential Palace is heavily guarded, and it is not an exaggeration to say that not even a fly can fly into it.

This small building is the small building where Interim President Li Bufan was assassinated and rescued, and the guards on the three floors inside and the outside are very tense.

However, what everyone never expected was that the "assassinated" Li Bufan was still intact at the moment with Wu Di looking out of the presidential palace from the window of the small attic upstairs, watching Old Man Wang, Huo Dongge and other martial artists leave gloomily.

Wu Di smiled dryly: "Boss, we have acted in such a play, these martial artists must be full of guilt in their hearts, and when the time comes, they will definitely beat Xiao Yueben to death." Tut-tut, it's exciting to think about that wonderful scene. ”

The so-called assassination incident was of course directed by Li Bufan and Wu Di, and his assassination plan had long been made clear by the holographic three-dimensional detection of the base car. Through the monitoring and command of the base car, a gunner was arranged to shoot with the same gun, and the Tiger Ben soldiers naturally immediately guarded Li Bufan, and as for being shot in the chest and spurting blood, of course, it was the same method used in later generations to act in movies. This is very risky to say, if the sharpshooter shoots quickly, Li Bufan may hang up. But in fact, this possible surname does not exist, because Li Bufan's situation at that time was that he would not return home immediately, and the sharpshooter had enough time to aim to ensure that nothing went wrong, after all, the chances of assassinating Li Bufan were very rare, and there was no room for a slight mistake to become a failure. And they only have one chance to hit, so no matter how confident this gunner is, he will try to aim hard to make sure that he is foolproof and killed with one shot.

Li Bufan said lightly: "According to what you mean, I said that I poisoned the bullet, and this poison can be called a bloody throat, and I must think that I am dead." Even if we officially announce that I was only slightly injured, I will definitely spread the news of my death in order to cause unrest. It's okay to lure out those with ulterior motives, and then catch them all. After a pause, he said, "It's just that after this incident, how can you justify yourself?" ”

Wu Di laughed and said, "It's easy. Let's just say that your heart is different from ordinary people, it grows on the right side, and you can avoid this difficulty. As for the poison on the bullets, it just so happens that our people know that there is an antidote. Could it be that Xiao Yueben still dared to jump out and say that this poison was newly matched and had no solution? ”

Li Bufan smiled dumbly, this seems to be really impossible, forgive Xiao Yueben and don't have the courage, this kind of thing Xiao Yueben can't hide, where do you dare to take it to your body. You must know that the great powers can help them once or twice, but they may not always be their nannies and wipe their butts.

However, Li Bufan quickly said suspiciously: "Is there a person with a heart on the right side?" ”

"Yes!" Wu Di said seriously, "I have seen such people in novels. ”

"Novels?" Li Bufan's face was full of black lines, and he had been with Wu Di for so long, he naturally knew what the so-called "novel" of the later generations was, and the fierce characters in it could blow up the earth with one punch, which was simply stronger than the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, I don't know how many times. I couldn't help but say, "Can you believe the things of the novel?" ”

Wu Di was surprised: "Of course you can." I don't know how much of the later generations have traveled through the text, haven't I worn it to this era? But when I thought of his unlucky crossing, I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart: Hey, people traveled through the past to make pig's feet, Lao Tzu was deprived of the artifact, not to mention, his mother was still under house arrest, it is simply the legendary tragic tower. We are the second Zixia Fairy, we have crossed, but we guessed the beginning, but I didn't expect the ending.

Li Bufan was also made ridiculous by Wu Di, crossing this thing is indeed very magical, it is incredible. In fact, even if he has a base car in hand and a high-level clone officer, an expert and three thousand tiger ben, although he can rise, it will definitely not be so fast, and many times the historical situation is not something he can grasp. But the traverser Wu Enemy allows him to maximize his strength and maximize his advantage, whether it is dominating the south or defeating Yu Ben, Wu Enemy, the traverser, plays a pivotal role.

Suddenly, Li Bufan realized that he couldn't seem to believe all the things in the novel, maybe there really was someone with a heart on the right side.

Wu Di smiled dryly: "Boss, there is a benefit to spreading this news, in case Xiao Yuben is assassinated again, we may not have such good luck." However, after the news spreads, the target of Xiao Yuben's shooting will be placed on your right. What's on the right? On the right is the lungs, which are not necessarily fatal as long as the bullet penetrates through and does not strangle. ”

Li Bufan said angrily: "What did you kid say? I wish Lao Tzu would be assassinated again, wouldn't it? ”

Wu Di hurriedly said: "No, no, no, boss, don't be angry, I mean, if you are assassinated"

"Not at all!" Li Bufan pretended to be annoyed, suddenly glanced at Wu Di coldly, and said with a dry smile, "I know, I will definitely take you with me next time, if I am assassinated, I will use you as a shield." ”

Wu Di also breathed a sigh of relief, of course this is a joke, if he knew that he was going to be assassinated, would the killer be able to escape the encirclement and suppression of the Tiger Ben soldiers? The monitoring of the base vehicle is completely free to hide from the enemy. Besides, if the gun really goes off, where can I catch someone as a shield? But he said, "Boss, how can you be so cruel? We are the army division of the Wu enemy, and we have made great contributions to your old man. ”

Li Bufan sneered: "But I don't think what you kid has always wanted to do is **." ”

Wu Di said dissatisfiedly: "Boss, we are people with heads, faces and identities, what's wrong with creating a few rich second generations?" ”

Li Bufan snorted coldly and said, "Then I want you to be willing." I heard that your kid asked people to find illegal evidence of the wealthy businessman Kong Xiangxi? You shouldn't have a crush on someone's wife, right? Let me tell you, this Confucian family is a famous family, and it is said that he is still a descendant of Confucius, which is not trivial. Tell me, why bother him? If you can remember this guy in history, it must not be a simple person, is he Han Jian? If it's not Han Jian, then you should make friends, not prepare to deal with them. ”

Wu Di smiled bitterly and raised his hand in surrender: "Boss, am I that kind of person?" Kong Xiangxi's wife sent me and I jumped off the wall and ran away. You still don't believe me, and you even spy on who I see and what I want to do. I said, Kong Xiangxi, if you say that he is Han Jian, he must be wronged, but this guy is extremely shameless and greedy, and he is even more unrestrained and bottomless than my younger brother. Boss, let me tell you, this kind of person is a waste of air when he lives, a waste of land when he dies, and a waste of RMB, amount, and the ocean. During the Anti-Japanese War, this scumbag actually resold the strategic materials that he had obtained with great difficulty to himself, just for money. ”

Li Bufan was furious on the spot when he heard this: "There is such a scumbag? Then why didn't you tell me earlier, and immediately send troops over to find a reason to break him into thousands of pieces. Ah, I see, you're trying to do it yourself, aren't you? No problem. ”

"Wait, Boss." Wu Di looked at Li Bufan with some grievances and said, "Boss, this guy has no power to support him now, and he can't make any waves." Besides, although this guy is not a thing, it is not completely without merit. At the beginning of the historical Northern Expedition, he raised funds for the national political axe, accelerated the process of the Northern Expedition, and promoted the unification of the country. ”

Li Bufan was puzzled, stared at Wu Di's eyes and said, "You slander him so much, and you don't want his life, then tell me what you want to do?" ”

Wu Di coughed dryly, his eyes were a little evasive, and he said hesitantly: "Cough cough, that's right, it is said that Kong Xiangxi has a little sister-in-law, that, that is dignified, outstanding, and charming." I, I was thinking"

Li Bufan smiled and said: "It turned out that I fell in love with someone's sister-in-law, you said it earlier." Hehe, I understand, it must be that people are too good to dislike you, so you are looking for trouble with Kong Xiangxi, and you want to use this to force others to comply. I said that you are a dignified traverser, you can't handle a woman, are you still worthy of the title of this dignified military master? ”

Wu Di smiled bitterly: "This woman is not an ordinary woman, she is Song Meiling, do you think anyone can handle it." ”

Li Bufan felt as if he had heard the name, but it was just a woman, and he didn't care. But he said with a heavy face: "You can find a woman wherever you want, as long as there is no mess." But now you'd better take care of me, and kill Xiao Yueben for me first, otherwise, I'll cut you off! As he spoke, he glanced at the crotch of Wu's enemy army division with a strange gaze, revealing a grim smile.

Wu Di was so frightened that he hugged that part all of a sudden, and shouted with a face like land: "Boss, you can't be so unsurnamed."

Li Bufan smiled dryly: "Then it depends on your performance." ”

Wu Di secretly made up his mind to fly to kill Xiao Yue, who knows if Li Bufan is serious. If that one is really cut, then it won't be the last eunuch in China? In reality, there is no sunflower treasure book, it can be said that there is no benefit, if you have a treasure book, you can at least become the first master in the world. But then he immediately shuddered, shook his head vigorously and scolded secretly: Lao Tzu is really fucking dizzy, cranky, the number one master in the world will not change this baby. I'm crazy.

Wu Di tried to calm down and said, "Boss, you don't bring such a playful person." Get down to business. We have to act in a full set, boss, you have to pretend to be seriously injured, or do you have a disguised wound of gunshot wounds on your chest and symmetrical back? Then let's have martial law for the whole city. Let's give full play to the actor's high-level acting skills, let those clowns jump out, and then hit them all together. ”

Li Bufan nodded slowly and said, "Very good!" That's it. At the beginning, in order to consolidate our forces as soon as possible, we had to continue to appoint some old officers, and due to the limitations of traditional surnames, there was a general warlord mentality among these people, and it was time to rectify them. ”

Wu Di suddenly realized that in history, Soviet Russia had launched a great purge, but I am afraid that it may not be completely wrong and there is no reason. Just like China now, in order to clear some vices, don't they go to great lengths to put on this show? What followed was a terrible storm

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