Chapter 55: [Poetry Maniac]

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Ao Wu pointed to his head and said, "With my wisdom." ”

What kind of wisdom, Ao Wu didn't say. But his insistence made the four of them unable to persuade him even if they wanted to.

When the time came, he went to Zhang Fang's mansion.

Ao Wu is a well-known genius scholar in Liangfu County.

Zhang Wei is a master of Confucianism and an authority on culture!

Ao Wu went to Zhang's mansion, is it to ask for guilt, or to provoke a scene?

For a time, it became the most popular thing in Liangfu County.

When Ao Wu and a few people arrived at Zhang's Mansion, they saw that there were really a lot of people, and they all came to see the play!

The people knew in their hearts that it was Ao Wu who saved them, and when Ao Wu came, they all saluted respectfully and made a way.

Entered Zhang's Mansion and arrived at the hall, where there was a white-bearded old man with a fairy wind and bones sitting in the middle, exuding the breath of a scroll, it should be Zhang Fang.

Behind him and beside him, there stood thirty or forty scholar-like people, many of whom were holding rolls of cloth in their hands, as if they were prepared.

It seems that they have long been ready to embarrass Ao Wu.

I just didn't expect that the rich second generation also came!

"Criminal, you went against the will of the teacher and deceived the people with your ......" As soon as Zhang Wei opened his mouth, he was frustrated and asked.

Ao Wu raised his hand and said, "The student has seen the teacher, although you and I have differences, but this is what the student should do!" I know that you want to target me, you are all ready to use the routine, in order not to waste your time and energy, I will just say it. The teacher wants to kick me out of the teacher's door, and many of you want to see it, I have fulfilled you and agreed with the teacher! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was in an uproar.

Being able to put a name under Zhang Wei's door is something that others can't ask for, like the rich second generation, it took a lot of effort to squeeze in. But Ao Wu said lightly, don't do it!

Ao Wu raised his hand again, and everyone was subconsciously quiet.

"You will ask me about my sin, which is that I was haunted the other day. Mr. Zhang is old and inconvenient, and he didn't come out at night, I can understand this, but the whole county has seen it, can it be fake, according to himself as an old gentleman, just rely on his own feelings to erase the facts, and question my sin, is it reasonable? Ao Wu sneered.

Zhang Wei said angrily: "Hu ......"

"After I finished speaking, let's evaluate again, doesn't the old gentleman even have this patience? The students standing behind you must believe your words. But you know what, they don't believe it at all, they just lie to you. If you don't believe it, ask them, did the talisman at the door of the house tear it off with you? Ao Wu playfully glanced at the thirty or forty students behind him.

Before they heard this, they were still in high spirits and full of combat effectiveness.

But when they heard Ao Wu's words, they all panicked.

Zhang Yu looked at them, and they all bowed their heads weakly......

Zhang was surprised, and then failed.

"I don't need to say what the truth is. And the people of the county will not be torn apart, and it will be meaningless to talk about this matter again. Ao Wu said lightly.

He pointed to the students behind him and said, "You are all ready to embarrass me, don't say that I look down on you, just say why I quit Zhangmen, that is because my own knowledge is already higher than yours, I don't need Mr. Zhang to teach, let alone compare with you!" ”

"Arrogance!" A scholar jumped out and said dissatisfied.

Ao Wu smiled, pointed at him and asked, "Have you prepared a pair to embarrass me?" You don't need to come out, listen well: smoke lock pond willow, who has the next link? ”

This pair came out, and all the scholarly breath was suffocated.

Ponder carefully, it is a simple five words, but it contains gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and five lines into a sentence. To come up with the next couplet, it is necessary to find another pair of five-line words to form a sentence, but how difficult it is!

Even Zhang Fang was difficult on the spot!

"I obey Brother Youbin for eternity, but you yourself can't be right, right, so don't you do the same?" A scholar stood up and said.

Ao Wu sneered: "Smoke lock pond willow, cannon town sea city tower." ”

This is a big slap in the face!

The scholar's face turned blue, and the others couldn't think about it, and when they heard Ao Wu's next link, they suddenly realized that they were ashamed and hid their faces!

Ao Jun forced the ground to raise his head slightly to look at the sky: "The lamp hangs down the brocade sill waves, and the smoke locks the pond and willows." ”

This is another blow to everyone's hearts!

But there are also cheeky people who stand up and say: "But by chance, who hasn't been?" ”

"Looking at the river building, looking at the river flow, looking at the river on the river building, the river tower is eternal, the river is eternal." Your sister, if you don't believe it, I'll recite a few pairs to you!

The cheeky man's face turned green, and he saw that his lips were squirming, as if he wanted to say that he didn't have a connection.

But Ao Wu had already followed closely behind, and said: "Printing the Moon Well, Printing the Moon Shadow, Printing the Moon Shadow in the Printing Moon Well, Moon Well Ten Thousand Years, Moon Shadow Ten Thousand Years!" ”

He raised his eyebrows and continued to strike: "Shanglian: Collect Erchuan, line up eight formations, six out and seven captures, and in front of Wuzhang Yuan, light forty-nine bright lights, and focus only on paying three things." ”

"Xialian: Take Xishu, set the southern barbarians, the east and the north rejection, and the Chinese army tent, turn the gold and wood into the earth, and the water surface can be attacked with fire."

"Shanglian: Nantong boat, north boat, north and south boat."

"Downlink: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East and West Pawnshop Pawnshop."

The audience fell silent, the people, the Zhong family's father and daughter, Lao Yutou and others all looked at him with adoration, and Zhang Yu's master and apprentice looked at him in shock.

Open your mouth to come to a pair of thousand bitter absolutes, which is more difficult than seven steps to become a poem, but he did it!

However, shameless people have been born from scholars since ancient times. There was a sharp-faced scholar holding a scroll, standing up and saying, "I have a ...... poem."

But he was immediately interrupted by Ao Wu: "If you want to fight poetry, it's still far away." Listen to me: The smoke cage is cold and the moon is long and sandy, and the night is close to the restaurant in Qinhuai. Chen Nu doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings ** flowers across the river. ”

At this time, the Sui Dynasty was at its peak, and there was no situation of national crisis, and this poem did not have the noble quality of worrying about the country and the people. is laughing at Hou Chen, but the delicacy and beauty of the poem are impossible to ignore!

However, villains will always only look for your shortcomings, and will not face up to your strengths. At this time, someone jumped out and said: "You haven't been to Qinhuai, how do you make this poem?" ”

"Hahaha......" Ao Wu smiled, laughing freely and wantonly, "Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?" Who said that you must have been to Qinhuai to write Qinhuai, and who said that you must hear **flowers to write**flowers? In addition to the experiences that a person has been to and done, there are also what he hears from other people's mouths, what he sees in books, what he imagines in his mind, how many are combined, what do you want to write and what can't you write? A three-year-old child can't write about the misery of a sixty-year-old man? Yes, only pigs can't. Can't write about suffering if you haven't suffered hardship? Yes, only pigs can't. Women can't write about men's pride? Yes, only pigs can't. People's imagination is infinite, flying away from the sky, people can't do it with imagination. It's just that it's the difference between people and pigs! ”

The man who was scolded as a pig had a face that couldn't be black.

There are villains, and there are even smaller ones. After the former fell, the villain came out: "Are you saying that you can write about the artistic conception you have not experienced, you can write about the old man, and you can write about the woman?" If you can't write it, you're telling a lie! ”

Laugh, ridiculous!

"When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace?...... I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. "Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head", Ao Wu has not left home, so naturally there is no nostalgia.

"When I left home and went back, my hometown voice has not changed, and my sideburns have declined. When the children don't know each other, they smile and ask where the guests are from. "He Zhizhang's "Homecoming Doll Book", the work of the old man.

"Searching, deserted, miserable and miserable. When it's warm and cold, it's the hardest to breathe. Three glasses and two light wines, how can he be the enemy, and the wind is in a hurry at night. The geese are also sad, but they are old acquaintances.

Yellowfare flowers are piled up all over the ground. Haggard and damaged, who can pick it now. Guarding the window, how can you be born alone in the dark? Sycamore is more and drizzle, to dusk, bit by bit. This time, what a one, sad words. Li Qingzhao is a resentful woman's "Slow Voice".

Everyone's faces are white, is this a monster, is this still called poetry?

Compared with these scholars, it is not a grade at all!

At this time, I didn't dare to speak anymore.

And Zhang Wei started to make pairs from Ao Wu, and he didn't speak anymore.

Ao Wu looked at him and said, "Old man, the gentleman and the villain are not compatible, and the Tao is different. You should clean up the door wind. ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked away in style.

The meaning of this is that Zhang Menxia is full of villains, and he has no ability and only acts as villains. And Ao Wu quit Zhangmen, just because he didn't want to be with the villain. Well, it's all at once, it's not that I did something wrong and left, but that you have too many villains.

Finally, clean up the door wind. That's a big move.

Didn't you call me in to clean me up and straighten out the door?

You can see your own door wind now, villains are everywhere, you can clean up slowly!

Of course, Zhang Wei knew everything Ao Wu meant, and his hands were on his knees, constantly trembling!

The people outside, with a cheer to the victor's Ao Wu!

After walking for a while, there were no more people behind.

Doctor Zhong and Lao Yutou had just spoken, and they were quite satisfied with Ao Wu's performance.

And it was very clever to get rid of the accusations, show strength, keep the reputation, and nothing could be better than this!

Zhong Qing said quietly: "Can you make a few more poems and listen to ......?"

The voices behind are faintly audible.

Ao Wu turned his head to look at her: "Huh? So you like this trending thing? ”

What is the trend? Can poetry be said to be a thing? Zhong Qing sighed slightly and muttered in a low voice: "Otherwise, how can I choose you as my husband......"

Hey, this big sister thinks that no one can hear her muttering.

Ao Wu is now on the second floor of the foundation, and his ear power is excellent, and all the statements within three meters can be heard clearly. Not to mention that he can also read lip language.

"So that's the reason, yes, I'll recite a few songs to you when I have time." Ao Wu laughed.

Zhong Qing was stunned, was heard?

She blushed, and then smiled again, very sweetly.

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It's so cool, is it worth your praise! Hahaha

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