"Uh......" Listening to Ding Hao's question, Lu Daming was suddenly speechless, a "Analects", he really memorized it backwards, but he had never done such a boring thing in the statistics of how many people in it, and now Ding Hao asked, do you want him to read the words on the spot, pinch his fingers to calculate?

Although Governor Xu was annoyed that he was arrogant and rude, he was the person he had invited, and he couldn't let him lose face in front of the public, so he snorted, got up and said: "Brother Renjia, this is yours, isn't it, today is the birthday of the old lady, we should make the old birthday star happy, you are full of splendor, how can you ask such a boring question to each other?" Today, the gentry and celebrities gather together, and there are wonderful hands and good wine, why don't you make a wine order to help the fun? Come on, come on......"

Saying that, Governor Xu stepped forward and pulled Lu Renjia over, and at the same time glanced at Ding Hao seemingly casually. Ding Hao saw that Xu Zhifu implied a warning, thought about it for a while, and felt that it was indeed a small loss because of a complete stiffness, so he endured his resentment, turned to Ding Yuluo and whispered: "Miss, please come back to your seat", Ding Yuluo glanced at him gratefully, and walked back to his seat.

Ding Hao squeezed out a smile on Cheng Lao Taijun and said, "Old Shouxing, you are reckless, don't be angry with me." ”

Old Mrs. Cheng saw that he choked on that hateful celebrity like a fighting, and said happily: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, today's old body is over his birthday, it's hard for Brother Hao to come to visit, and I have to eat a few more glasses of wine in a while." As he spoke, he took a red envelope from the plate and handed it to Ding Hao with a smile.

Ding Hao thanked him, took the red envelope and returned to his seat, Xu Zhifu saw that Lu Renjia, who was returning to his seat, was unhappy, and had the intention to enliven the atmosphere, so he said: "Come on, come on, let's make a wine order and liven up." ”

Lu Renjia frowned and said: "No need, there are so many congratulatory guests, if one person thinks about it, then what time will he get?" ”

On the side, Guangyuan Tong judged Zhang Shengzhi and said with a smile: "Then what's the matter, I'll just be a helper, and General Cheng, Lord Xu, Mr. Lu, and a few celebrities of Hanmo will consider a sentence and deal with each other?" ”

Cheng Shixiong heard that it was something about dancing and writing, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Hey, Lord Zhang made fun of me, I can read words, but I can't read words, this kind of thing is really more difficult than going into battle to kill the enemy, I can't do it." It's better for you readers to come and chant poetry, I just listen to it. ”

When Governor Xu heard this, he nodded and said: "In this case, let's take this seat, this mansion counts as one, Brother Lu counts as one, and there are ...... Professor Jiang, Du Juren, let the four of us make a wine order, let's make everyone laugh. ”

He is a two-list jinshi, the prefect of Guangyuan, and his knowledge is self-contained, Lu Renjia is a famous scholar in the Central Plains, under the fame, and the knowledge is needless to say, that Professor Jiang Yue Jiang is the professor of Guangyuan's Fuxue, old Dezhao, and now he has been promoted to a doctor of Taixue by the imperial court, and he will take office soon, and he is also a Confucian, only Du Zhiwen is a young man in his early thirties, and he is also quite famous in the local Shilin.

Du Zhiwen saw that he was mentioned, and smiled flatteringly: "The student is not qualified enough, and since he was mentioned by the boss, he had to be shy." I just don't know, who is going to do this? ”

Professor Jiang twisted his beard and smiled: "This is the official ...... Naturally, Mr. Lu will do it. ”

Among these four people, Xu Fengqing is the prefect, Jiang Yue is the professor, Xu Fengqing is the biggest, and Professor Jiang is the biggest in terms of age, but when it comes to fame, Lu Renjia is the biggest. It's just that you have to be old and decrepit to be this commander, and you must know that the wine order is like a military order, and if anyone can't answer, he will be fined three glasses of wine. ”

Everyone responded in unison, and Lu Renjia muttered: "What kind of wine order should I make?" ”

After thinking about it, he suddenly clapped his hands and smiled: "Is this wine order, there is already one." Our wine order, there are only three sentences, the first sentence, to use the name of the word in the "Book of Songs", the next sentence to use a song brand name, the last sentence to use an ancient poem as a collection, and there must be a flower word in the poem. Do you know that? ”

As soon as he said that he wanted to carry out a drinking order, the surroundings were quiet, so Ding Hao sat there and heard it clearly, as soon as he heard that he had a great knowledge of making a drinking order, he couldn't help but secretly scream a fluke, fortunately, since he hit this era, he never thought of pretending to be a literati at all, otherwise he would have been infamous and everyone shouted and beaten.

Mo said that he couldn't even memorize a few of the most famous poems, even if he memorized all of the 300 Tang poems and 500 Song poems, he really became famous, and as soon as he interacted with literati and writers, he was exposed. Just like this wine order, it is a very ordinary little thing in the daily interactions of literati to socialize and answer correctly, but a wine order must have a word in the Book of Poetry, a song brand name, and an ancient poem, and this ancient poem must also have flowers.

Such a scene of testing the real kung fu abounds in the daily life of the ancient literati and writers, a person who does not understand the most basic rules of poetry, and does not understand the four books and five classics of Mencius, is basically illiterate in the eyes of the literati. Then he will never be more than twenty-four hours without showing his feet.

Lu Renjia is an official, so he should naturally play the first song, he pondered for a moment, and said: "Riding a horse, drunk with flowers, and going out is a flower watcher." ”

Someone next to him immediately applauded, Xu Zhifu and Professor Jiang humbled for a moment, and then Xu Zhifu took the next sentence, he thought for a moment, and said: "I have a guest, drunk and peaceful, and the peach blossoms on the face of the people are red." ”

Professor Jiang had already thought of the answer when he was thinking about it, so he blurted out: "Gonghou Gancheng, victory order, drunk and smelling flowers and sleeping and smelling warblers." ”

Du Juren thought for a while, blushed and just wanted to raise a glass to punish himself, but suddenly remembered a sentence and said busily: "Three or five are in the east, a little red, and the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze." ”

Lu Renjia listened to it and said: "Du Juren's order is good, but it's a pity that 'Peach Blossoms Still Laugh in the Spring Breeze' and Professor Jiang's 'Peach Blossoms on Human Faces Reflect Red' are from the same poem, which is inevitably suspicious of tricks." ”

Du Juren's face turned red, and he said self-deprecatingly: "Yes, compared to the three talents, Du is ashamed of himself, so he will be fined three glasses of wine." "At the moment, I poured myself three cups and drank them one by one, but it was a lot.

This time they took turns to answer, one circle and another circle, Cheng Shixiong sat next to him staring at a pair of two or five eyes, completely unaware, Mrs. Cheng was also at this table, listening to the drowsy yawn, Xu Zhifu wine order was originally to ease the mood, now the atmosphere is reharmonious, seeing that General Cheng's mother and son have shown impatience, he smiled and said: "Hehehe, the wine in this mansion is surging, this wine order is no longer possible." Brother Renjia, your piano music is like a fairy music, the best in the world, why don't you play a song for everyone, let me wait for a feast on my ears. ”

He knows that his old friend likes to show off his skills, but although he is a person with high vision, he does have some real skills, let him play a song in public, which not only satisfies his desire to express himself, but also indirectly apologizes to Cheng Lao Taijun, wouldn't he kill two birds with one stone?

Governor Xu's hard work, how could Lu Renjia understand that he was praised by Professor Jiang, Du Juren and other scholars in the applause of everyone, so he smiled and said: "Okay, it's just that General Cheng is a military general, presumably the mansion is full of knives, guns and sticks, is there this Qin Xiao Yawu?" ”

If he didn't mention that elegant word in this sentence, it would be inappropriate, but when he said this, it was like people's mansions were full of vulgar things, Cheng Lao Taijun and General Cheng couldn't hear it, but Mrs. Cheng and Tang Yanyan, the aunt and nephew, invariably frowned at each other, and when they looked at Lu Renjia, their eyes were really full of hatred, and he was still unaware of it, and he was proud.

Mrs. Cheng sighed and said lightly: "Come on, go get my piano." ”

There was a maid on the side hurriedly rushed to the inner house, and after a while, a piano came, and a small servant carried a bookcase, put the brocade dun, Lu Renjia seemed to have forgotten the embarrassment when he was questioned by Ding Hao, and happily drank another glass of wine, then walked over and sat down, gently stroked the strings, and said in surprise: "Good piano, good piano, it's a pity...... It's a pity ......"

Seeing his face full of sighs, it seems to be a pity that such a good piano is a pity, but it fell in the family of a martial artist like Cheng Shixiong who is illiterate, Mrs. Cheng's aunt and nephew are even more angry when they hear it, although General Cheng's mother and son are illiterate, but they are more experienced than many people, and they taste the taste, and they are a little bad in their hearts.

If there is no one next to Lu Renjia, the strings are slightly adjusted, the big sleeves are stretched, the eyes are slightly closed, and the ten fingers are leisurely stroked on the piano.

Ding Hao looked at it funny: "This thing is very narcissistic." ”

Lu Renjia sprinkled a song, and the aftermath lingered endlessly, Professor Jiang, Du Juren and others cherished each other and applauded in unison. Xu Zhifu also showed a smile on his face: no matter what, his classmate still has real talent and learning, although his words are arrogant and annoying, this time he finally earned face.

He just felt a little lucky, Lu Renjia's disgusting big mouth began to cause trouble again, it turned out that he was playing the piano, as if the fugue was too empty, and when the sound of the piano was exhausted, Fang Shi opened his eyes, opened his eyes, and saw Cheng Shixiong's calm expression, and the crazy nature came up again.

He is a person who is arrogant and arrogant, once he meets the master who does not know the goods, it is really the most unbearable thing for him, and he is forced to be unhappy at the moment, and he smiled and said: "Hehehe, carving insect skills, see the smile and be generous." General Cheng is the tiger general of the court on the suppression side, such a small skill must not be put in his eyes, it is better to ask General Cheng to dance a sword in public, you and I have a text and a martial arts, a piano and a sword, which can also be regarded as a good story in Guangyuan. ”

Mrs. Cheng was a little unhappy when she heard this, the old lady of the Zhuang family, there are many taboos, what about the big birthday here, let her son play with a bright sword? What it looks like! This surnamed Lu's beard is so old, could it be that he has grown on a dog at that age, how can he do something disgusting?

Cheng Shixiong frowned, and thought: "This old man is really an eyeless person, and Xu Zhifu is really, why do you invite a celebrity to make a strong scene for me, isn't this adding to my old lady's heart?" After that, he swung his sword and hurried to deal with him, and this man had a foul mouth, so that he would not be troubled again. ”

Thinking of this, Cheng Shixiong got up and said, "Okay, Mr. Lu strokes the qin, then I'...... Then he danced the sword. Come, take my sword! ”;