Chapter Twenty-Six: The Emperor Brings the Official
"What Changle?" Faced with Du He's question, Du Ruhui was a little dumbfounded, and then snorted and shouted: "Stinky boy, what is your relationship with Princess Changle?" ”
"Uh......" Du He scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "It doesn't matter, it's almost like a snow goose!" ”
Almost?
Du Ruhui remembered that in Du He's courtyard, Du He and Li Xueyan hugged each other, playing kissing games mouth-to-mouth, and almost turned his back on it, thinking that he Du Ruhui was wise, how could he give birth to such a muddy boy.
Du Ruhui's face was cloudy, and there were signs of outbreak.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Du He hurriedly slipped away, and waited for Du Ruhui to come and tell him after he was mentally prepared.
The crown salute has finally arrived!
The ancestral hall of Du Mansion is very lively, and Du Ruhui, as the prime minister, has a big enough face, but the second son made a crown ceremony, and a large number of dignitaries with heads and faces came, and they all crowded together to watch the excitement.
There is even no shortage of Fang Xuanling, Li Ji, Cheng Yanjin and other outstanding characters.
Du He looked around and met Cheng Biting Jin's eyes.
Cheng Biting Jin grinned, revealing his two front teeth, and smiled very hideously, as if he was paying attention.
Cheng Yanjin strode closer, and suddenly reached out and punched over. This old guy seems to like to play with this hand, Du He doesn't know if this is his own unique way of greeting, but he knows that if he is allowed to punch this time, it will hurt at least for a while.
Du He quietly took a small step back and avoided it.
Cheng Yanjin laughed and said: "My old Cheng likes your kid's ability, what's the matter, after a while, your kid is also a gentleman." This man should look like a man, how can he do without one or two wives! My old Cheng has a righteous daughter with a big ass......"
Du He didn't know what this thing wanted to say, but when he saw Cheng Biting Jin saying that he had a daughter and a big buttocks, he immediately remembered Cheng Feicui's "amazing face" and shuddered in fright, and shouted: "Uncle Cheng, you can do it yourself, little nephew, I still have something!" ”
Saying that, he hurriedly slipped away.
Du He was not afraid of anyone, but after the forced marriage of this old guy's school, he was really a little weak in his heart, especially when he heard that he had a daughter, he didn't dare to stay for a moment, and hurriedly ran to the side.
Before he could take a few steps, he was caught by Du Ruhui: "Bastard boy, don't prepare yet, where to run!" Hurry up and prepare, your uncle will be crowned for you today! ”
Du He glanced at the amiable Uncle Fang, and hurriedly stepped forward to set almost, this Uncle Fang is much cuter than Cheng Yanjin, at least he will not introduce himself to a daughter with a big butt.
As a father, Du Ruhui delivered an opening speech in the ancestral hall: "Today, the dog Du He is sincere and benevolent, thank you for coming!" Then he said a lot of polite words, and after a long time, he said: "Let the dog enter now to meet all the guests!" ”
As the protagonist, Du Ho is as conspicuous as a phoenix in a flock of birds and a night pearl in the dark night. He walked into the ancestral hall in the midst of all the attention.
Du He knelt in the west of the ancestral hall, and Mrs. Fang, who was the praiser, came up at this time, washed her hands first and then combed Du He's hair.
This crown ceremony is a first-class event, and all the procedures are extremely troublesome.
Du He was stunned and only remembered that after Mrs. Fang cleaned his head, Fang Xuanling also walked out, chanting loudly and saying: "Ling Yueji said, the first plus yuan service." Abandon your young ambitions, and become virtuous. Shou Kao Weiqi, Jieer Jingfu. ”
Then he knelt down and combed Du He's hair.
In the Tang Dynasty, this crowning also looked at the official positions of the fathers, and the officials from the first to the fifth rank of the Tang Dynasty had to add the cloth crown first, and then add the virtuous crown, so it was more complicated, and Du He was at the mercy of people like a puppet.
After half an hour of torture, he finally completed the worship activities at the ancestral hall.
Du Ruhui waved his hand, and the grand banquet began in the front hall of Cai Guogong's mansion.
In the congratulations of a group of scumbag brothers such as Luo Tong, Li Yesi, Li Yexu, Li Jingye, and Cheng Chubi, he finally came back to his senses.
Looking at the scumbags who were feasting, especially the eight people of the Cheng family, they had two of them in one hand and one on a plate of chicken thighs, as if they couldn't eat the Du family.
Not counting eating, Li Jingye and Cheng Chubi also instigated the others to toast to Du He cup by cup, with a posture of not getting him drunk and vowing not to give up.
Looking at Li Jingye and Cheng Chubi, who looked vengeful, Du He willingly pulled them and whispered: "Brother, money has been a little tight recently, and I owe my brother money, when will I pay it back!" ”
Their faces immediately fell, and they hurriedly begged for mercy.
Du He hummed a ballad triumphantly.
Li Yexu pulled Du He and said in a low voice: "My grandfather said that there will be a war in the south, Qinglian wants to show her strengths in the south at this time?" ”
Du He nodded and admitted, and said with some pride: "What about you, if we are together, then we can fight side by side." ”
Li Yexu also smiled: "Grandfather also hopes that I can take this opportunity to learn a long time." ”
A group of gentlemen mixed together, all of them were drinking, praising or being touted, or they were bragging to each other and pulling the sky.
Especially a few living treasures of the Cheng family, they are even more braggadocio and do not break the law, and each one is more suspenseful than the other!
Cheng Lao said that he had many wives, Cheng Lao Er said that he was strong in bed, Cheng Lao San was disdainful, saying that he was the ninth girl at night, and Cheng Lao Si was even more good, saying that he made the maid in the family pregnant at the age of nine. The old five, the sixth, and the seventh blow are more than a cow, and it is even more amazing to the eighth, directly saying that in the past 20 years, the old and the young have been killed in the love field, and they belong to the category of ghosts and sorrows in the love field. By the way, Cheng Laoba is seventeen years old this year, and he has been picking up girls since his mother's womb.
It made everyone laugh.
"The emperor has arrived!" A high, high-pitched male duck voice sounded from outside the gate of Cai Guogong's mansion. In an instant, the Guogong Mansion, which was originally noisy and like a vegetable market, quieted down in an instant, and almost all of them looked at each other and looked at Du He in unison, thinking: The rumors are not bad, Du He is indeed favored by the emperor.
Du He was also a little puzzled, this emperor uncle didn't stay in the palace well, and he came here to make a lot of fun if he had nothing to do.
But don't say it, this emperor really has face, just a shout, and the whole Guogong Mansion began to prepare to greet him.
Du Ruhui pulled Du He with a red face, and went up with a vote of people to greet him.
opened the main entrance, and saw Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, leading a large group of people to block the entire street tightly.
"Du Ruhui and his family will visit the emperor!" All the people in Du Ruhui's worship house also bent their bodies one after another, and no one dared to straighten their bodies.
"No need to be polite, no need to be polite! It's all flat! Li Shimin helped Du Ruhui very kindly, made everyone straighten up, and said with a smile: "Today, I heard that Du Xian's nephew is the crown ceremony, and I will come to have a good time when I have nothing to do." It's just a step late, Du Xiangmo is strange! ”
Du Ruhui hurriedly said: "Don't dare! ”
Li Shimin looked at Du He with a smile, and suddenly said: "Du He listens to the seal!" ”
Just thinking about why Li Shimin's smile was so obscene, let Li Shimin drink like this, Du Heden hit a spirit, this Li Shimin came to the official in person, and hurriedly bowed down and said: "The grass people are here!" ”