A good cook doesn't cook, but plays literature.

Tang Yi looked at it, and there was a large group of people standing at the door of the restaurant, scratching their ears and cheeks, not to mention how anxious they were, obviously they couldn't answer. Looking back at his own people, the Zhu brothers are foodies, and they can't even speak clearly, although Wu Tiancheng can write and calculate, he doesn't have the talent. As for Tang Xiucai, he is good at calligraphy and has a solid scripture, but he lacks a sense of urgency, so let him write, which is estimated to be a cliché such as "business is prosperous and wealth is abundant".

There is no doubt that the pressure of customs clearance falls on Tang Yi's head, but our little Tang is another strong seed. He hates this kind of "pretending to be big" behavior the most, it's obviously a restaurant, a place for consumption, you have to be vassally elegant, and you deserve it! Lao Tzu is not one of those cheap literati, who is not used to your temper.

Tang Yi sneered: "We have to spend money to enter the store, right, and we have to write couplets for you, if I really write it, you can hang it out for free, attract distinguished customers from all over the world, and you are the one who makes money." Why did all the good things in the world fall on you, is there such a shameless one? ”

The young man was stunned when he was asked, and Tang Yi smiled contemptuously: "If you want me to write, it's easy, take out the pen money, otherwise you will get out of the way!" ”

Tang Yi's tongue roared with spring thunder, which frightened the young man back several steps.

"Who's messing around here?"

Out of the door of the building came a guy in his early forties, with a fat body, a shiny face like a big cake, and his facial features shrunk into sesame seeds, which were dispensably embellished on his face.

As soon as this person came out, he stood on the steps, condescendingly, and looked at Tang Yi from the corner of his eye, he was not very old, he was wearing cloth clothes, and the few people behind him did not seem to be powerful, so he suddenly felt contemptuous, and couldn't help but snort.

"Boy, do you dare to ask for a pen fee? I really don't know how many bowls of dry rice I eat, today Chunfanglou wants to entertain talented people from all over the world, to meet friends with literature, vulgar people, we don't welcome it.! ”

Dare to say that the master is vulgar, is it tolerable or unbearable, and before Tang Yi got angry, Dad stood up.

"Do you have such a business?" Tang Xiucai suddenly roared: "Open the door to do business, welcome guests from all over the world, we are here to eat, not to be angry, isn't it just a couplet, what's so difficult, bring pen and ink, I'll write!" ”

The big fat man smiled: "This gentleman, it's not okay to bluff with just two sentences, you have to make sense." Tang Xiucai was stunned for a moment, nodded with a tiger face, although his words are not necessarily good, but he has enough confidence in words.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Pick up the pen and he'll be ready to write. Tang Yi suddenly covered his hand.

"Dad, adults do big things, just leave this little thing to the child." Tang Yi's eyelids narrowly blinked, Tang Xiucai nodded suddenly, his baby son has a bad idea again, wait to watch a good show. He took a step back, hugged his shoulders, and assured his son that this kid would definitely not suffer.

I saw Tang Yi staring for a moment, brushing a little bit, and writing. It didn't take much effort, and the eight big characters were written. Wu Tiancheng ran behind him, just knowing that the master was very good at arithmetic, how about not seeing Wencai?

When Tang Yi finished writing, Wu Tiancheng couldn't help but read it out.

"Smell the fragrance and get off the horse, and go to bed in the dark!"

Flutter!

He couldn't help but laugh wildly, this is too ruthless!

Although there are also girls in Chunfanglou, after all, they walk on two legs, focusing on food and beauty, and they regard themselves as restaurants rather than green buildings. The girls inside are also particular about selling their arts, not selling their bodies, pretending to be!

Tang Yi is good, he directly dismantled the diorama, not to mention, it is so spicy and direct, and it doesn't let people live!

The big fat man also walked over, and when he saw it, his face was pale, and his fat kept twitching.

"What do you mean, stinky boy? Do you want to deliberately make trouble with such a subordinate? Believe it or not, Qian sent you to the yamen to ask for guilt! ”

Tang Yi smiled disdainfully: "Where is it, the yamen is open for you?" I ask you, how can you see these eight words? ”

Don't do it, stare at your eyes and talk nonsense!

The fat man gritted his back molars, squirted like a cow, and said angrily: "Boy, then you say, what do these eight words mean?" ”

"What's so hard about that!" Tang Yi picked up the upper link and held it high. There was a lively look, those who couldn't write couplets, and wanted to see the demeanor of Miss Liuying, and were unwilling to leave, all gathered over, and everyone stretched their necks to look.

Tang Yi was not in a hurry, he pronounced the words clearly, and said calmly: "This Shanglian is 'smelling the fragrance and getting off the horse', the smell of the fragrance is naturally the fragrance of your vegetables, everyone think about it, how fast the horse runs, you can smell the fragrance, the knight on the horse does not do business, and comes to eat, isn't this a compliment for your delicious dishes?" ”

"This ......" knew that Tang Yi was strong, but the fat man couldn't find the words to refute it, his face was pale, and he squeezed out three words from between his teeth: "What about the next link?" ”

"That's easier!"

Tang Yi walked up to the young man with a smile and asked, "This little second brother, I want to ask you, when do you sleep every day?" ”

Xiao Er didn't know why, thought about it and said: "Sometimes it's time, and it's time to be busy when it's time." ”

"Well, that's right!" Tang Yi said with a smile: "It's night at night, and I'm praising your guys for doing things hard and going to bed late every day, so it's called touching!" Black! Above! Bed! Is there something wrong? If you have a more intelligent explanation, you may wish to speak up, and I will listen to it! ”

Tang Yi looked at the fat man with a sincere face, and he looked like he was doing what you were doing, and he was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life.

What else can the fat man say, although he knows that Tang Yi is talking nonsense, can he still poke it. Didn't you hold a basin of and buckle it on your head? could only look at Tang Yi viciously, eager to eat him alive.

Tang Yi didn't care at all, and laughed loudly: "My couplet, the guest written in the upper couplet, and the host written in the lower couplet, are only eight words, sound and color, moving and static, and can also make people think about it, in my opinion, it is definitely a masterpiece among the couplets." Everyone said, "Does what I mean by making sense?" ”

Chunfanglou has done such a thing, and many people can't get in because they can't write couplets. Holding back their breath, Tang Yi's couplet gave them anger, and they smiled one by one, and kept coaxing.

"That's right, the little descendant is right, the money shopkeeper, this couplet should be hung in front of your door, and in the future, the custody business will be prosperous."

"Okay, the money shopkeeper, if I were you, I would take the money and buy the couplet quickly, don't let people snatch it away!"

It's not good to look at the lively couplet, but the angry person is an expert, if you take the money to buy this couplet, it is better to die. The fat man was dizzy for a while, and he almost fell.

At this moment, a splendid carriage came from the other side of the road, and three handsome horses ran in front, and the bells rang wildly, not to mention how majestic.

Although there is no shortage of war horses in the Ming Dynasty, there are few such handsome animals in Jiangnan, and these three horses alone are definitely comparable to the sports cars of later generations, and they are still the top.

The carriage stood firmly in front of Chunfang Building, the curtain was opened, and a young man in his early twenties jumped down, dressed in royal blue dark flower brocade, with soft clothes and restrained luster, which was worth a lot of money at a glance. The belt is embedded with agate gemstones, with a piece of white mutton fat jade, and the fan with red sandalwood in his hand.

Looking at his face again, his face was even fairer, his facial features were delicate, and the corners of his mouth were smiling highly.

The person who came came closer, and the fat man seemed to have seen a savior, so he hurriedly ran over, hunched his waist, and said in a low voice: "Master Wan, you can come, the little one did as you ordered, I didn't expect ......"

"Hmm!" The person who came put the fan horizontally, and the fat man closed his mouth in amusement.

The young man glanced at Tang Yi's couplet and snorted.

"Meng Lang is light, foul-mouthed, but strong and reasonable, and chiseled. Are all the scholars in Jiangnan so unsuccessful? ”

The first few sentences were at best an attack on Tang Yi, and the map cannon was directly fired in the back, but the killing range was too large, which immediately caused an uproar.

The young man was completely dismissive, and sneered: "What is the name of the ghost, if you have the ability, you can try it." "That arrogance and conceit is simply crazy.

Tang Yi suddenly felt his shoulders sink, and raised his head suddenly, and his father was looking at him with a solemn face.

"Yi'er, win him!"

Tang Yi looked miserable, you really look up to me, although the other party is crazy, he is by no means like a straw bag, and he is afraid that his level will be a problem.

"People fight for a breath!" Tang Xiucai said fiercely: "Yi'er, if you lose, I won't recognize you as a son!" ”

Daddy has made a killing move, so he can only bite the bullet! Tang Yi took two steps firmly, regained his confidence in an instant, and sneered: "It's insignificant, I don't dare to represent Jiangnan scholars, but it's more than enough to deal with you." ”