Chapter Twenty-Eight: Li Er's Interrogation (1)
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In fact, Li Er had already received a report in the palace, saying that these boys had made a sand table to deduce the war, and they had also made a mess of military training methods, which he had never heard of before, and they were all children playing around at that time, and they didn't take it to heart at all, but they didn't expect to be really famous.
According to the method of military training, five kilometers of cross-country with weights every day, two hundred strokes of single parallel bars practice, and 500 meters (one mile) of obstacle running; triathlon training; There is also a melee combat technique that is improved on the basis of melee grappling, and uses all the power you can to hit the enemy's vital point and kill the opponent in the first time.
Cheng Chumo's five brothers, Yu Chi Baolin, Baoqing and others are practicing the hand-to-hand combat skills that Changsun Chong brought out from the apocalyptic space, and the moves are more ruthless than the other.
"Yikes!" Li Er was dumbfounded, pointed to the punishment Liang who had just kicked Yu Chi Baolin's crotch and said, "Cut off the legs of the son and grandson, the son who bites Jin this time is too ruthless!" ”
Before the eldest grandson Wuji could come to his senses, he saw Yu Chi Baoqing pull his right hand and hook his left hand, Cheng Chuliang was twisted his arm, and he was kicked heavily on his buttocks, and he fell to eat shit.
"These tricks are very simple, but if you seem to have a lot of force, kick the middle and waist, and you will be crippled if you don't die." The eldest grandson Wuji can be seen that this is not countless in the traditional sense, like a scoundrel, doing everything.
Li Er nodded and said: "You're right, if they use weapons in their hands, they will definitely be worth ten against the enemy." ”
When Cheng Chumo and others saw the emperor coming, they did not stop immediately, but fought more enthusiastically, and his father Cheng bit gold with a virtue, people come crazy, the more people there are, the more they like to be in the limelight.
"Auxiliary, you have to ask Chong'er, where did you get so many good things? I'm curious! Li Er said meaningfully, looking at the cubs like fierce tigers, thinking that if all the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty learned such tactics, their combat effectiveness would definitely increase a lot, and they would be invincible.
The eldest grandson Wuji's heart tightened, and said: "Weichen doesn't know, when he comes back, he must ask him carefully, why didn't he take out such a good thing and present it to the emperor earlier!" ”
Li Er didn't doubt the loyalty of the eldest grandson Wuji, but he couldn't understand where the eldest grandson Chong got these good things, could it really be like what the eldest grandson Wuji said before, the immortal dream?
Li Er thought for a while, and returned to the living room, Empress Changsun and Dou were drinking tea and chatting, their women's family did not participate in military affairs, they only talked about food and clothing, and the gossip of Xungui's family.
The eldest grandson Chong came in with Li Chengqian, Li Ke, San Lang, and Shilang, and saw Li Er sitting on the couch with a heavy expression, and a plump and mellow woman sitting beside him. It is no wonder that the Tang Dynasty regarded plumpness as beauty, and it is estimated that it has a lot to do with his aunt being a plump queen.
However, although the eldest grandson queen is plump, her skin is fair and delicate, she can't even see her pores, and she has given birth to several children, and there is not a trace of wrinkles on her face, her big watery eyes are full of gentle eyes, a small nose, a smile at the corners of her mouth, and two dimples, which add a bit of style.
What's more worth mentioning is that this queen aunt is tall and wears wide clothes, and she can see that she is convex and backward, a little more fat, and a little less thin.
Seeing Aunt Queen, Eldest Sun Chong was relieved, several fat sisters in the family looked like Aunt Queen, they should look good in the future, and they would not be unable to get married. Originally, the eldest grandson Chong was worried that the six fat sisters would not be able to marry, so they all wanted to make good money and accompany them with more dowry.
"Uncle, aunt, father, mother, Chong'er to say hello to you!" The eldest grandson knelt down and greeted the four elders.
Empress Eldest Sun hurriedly stretched out her hand to help Eldest Sun Chong, and said with a smile: "You can be sensible, my aunt is very pleased, seeing Cheng Qian, Ke'er is much stronger than before, and they are also much taller, so I know that you have taught them with your heart."
"I'm a cousin, so naturally I have to take care of my younger siblings." The eldest grandson Chong said modestly, not daring to take credit, "Chengqian, Ke'er is very sensible, and I didn't bother." ”
"Queen Mother, we caught a lot of lobsters today, and my eldest cousin said that he would make something for us to eat later." After Li Chengqian saluted, he hurriedly expressed his achievements today.
When Empress Changsun saw Li Er's expression, she knew that he had something to ask Changsun Chong, so she smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you continue to talk, my sister-in-law and I will take Chengqian and Ke'er out to see how lunch is prepared?"
The eldest grandson Chong whispered in the ear of the little steamed bun: "Go and get a package under the bed in my room, hurry up!" ”
When everyone left, Li Er stared at Changsun Chong, and Changsun Wuji didn't seem to see it, like an old monk in a trance, sitting motionless. originally thought that the eldest grandson's father would play a round, but it seems that sometimes, Lao Tzu is unreliable.
Xiao Baozi's movements were very fast, he handed the package to Changsun Chong, and he went out, and the anger inside was too scary.
"Although Chong'er said it, my uncle may not believe it, but it's true, I told me according to the old way in my dream, and after I woke up, I wrote those things silently." The eldest grandson Chong knelt on the ground, his hands wrapped in blue.
Li Er took it and opened it to see that it was a map and a method of military training.
Although it is a traditional Chinese character, the Song style written by Changsun Chong has a neat page and is very comfortable to look at.
Li Er flipped through it, and it was super shocking, not only because of what Changsun Chong said, but also because these maps were very correct, because he had been to Yunzhou before.
After a while, Li Ercai stood up, pulled up Changsun Chong, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "No matter what immortal old way you dream of in the future, you must report it in time, don't let me guess with your father, don't you know that we are very busy?" ”
The eldest grandson wiped the sweat from his head, and the aura of the emperor and the eighth king exuded by Li Er pressed the eldest grandson chong speechless, and he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants.
Don't say that Changsun Chong is useless, the aura is very mysterious, he is just a gentleman, and he is really a little overwhelmed.
"But I really don't know how to say it, Chong'er is worried that you won't believe it if you say it." The eldest grandson Chong defended himself and said that he did not dare to talk nonsense about unfounded things. Copernicus was not burned to death because of his mouth.
Li Er raised his leg and kicked it on the ass of Changsun Chong, and scolded: "Don't be sloppy in front of me and your father, is the previous method of dealing with locusts really what the old fairy in your dream told you?" ”
The eldest grandson Chong nodded again and again and said, "Yes, uncle, Chong'er has never said half a lie."
Li Er listened, paced in the room, turned around, suddenly raised his head, his eagle eyes were shining, he looked at Changsun Chong with a bright look, word by word, and asked in a deep voice: "Then what's the matter with the rice seeds outside you?" How did you suddenly remember to farm? Tell me the truth, don't try to tell a lie in front of me and your father. You know, I can have people investigate whether what you're saying is true or false. ”
When Changsun Chong heard Li Er mention rice seeds, he sighed in his heart, those maps, the method of military training, he could write them down silently, but how to explain the rice seeds.
When he was in a dilemma, he was kicked on the ass by the eldest grandson's father again, and said: "You bastard, don't say it quickly, I'm in a hurry to die." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji also had doubts before, but after his son prodigal son turned back, he got carried away and didn't think about it.
Thinking that he would get more good things from the apocalyptic space in the future, if he didn't find a suitable excuse now, he really didn't know how to explain it in the future. The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all smart people, otherwise they would not have heard the wind and sent their sons and grandsons to the Zhuangzi of their eldest grandson's family, and there would be no success behind them, but everyone didn't say it.
However, Li Er, the ultimate **oss, has mastered the civil and military virtuous ministers, created the rule of Zhenguan, and all countries come to the court, the IQ and EQ are absolutely high, and it is okay to fool once, but it is difficult to do it twice.
The most worrying thing is a person with high authority, and the most taboo thing is that others lie to him, even if it is not harmful to him, he does not like others to keep him in the dark. All ambitious emperors have a strong desire to control, if they can't control it, they will be destroyed in every possible way, and they won't stay, so that they can't sleep well.
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