"The road of life, a dream is like a long road, the road is windy and frosty, the wind and frost are dry" Xu Jun hummed a favorite song in his previous life, and staggered on the endless sheep intestine path.

His back was a little lonely, a little desolate. Many things are still not known, and when the veil of hypocrisy is removed, you will find that people like to cover up their devilish hearts with sincere appearances and godly deeds.

The cold wind blew, raising a cloud of flying sand. In the dust, Wanyan Zongxuan's fat figure became clearer and clearer like a ball. Xu Jun frowned and said, "You don't follow the princess to enjoy the glory and wealth, why do you follow this young master?" ”

Wanyan Zongxuan smiled and said: "Glory and wealth, this young master has enjoyed it inexhaustibly since he was born." But this young master hates others to take care of me the most in his life, there are so many rules in the Great Qin royal family, this young master can't stand it. ”

"Aren't you afraid that Young Master Ben will take care of you? Young Master Ben wants to be quiet, you obscene fat man leave quickly, don't annoy Young Master Ben. Xu Jun's heart was in turmoil, he just wanted to stay quietly alone, but he didn't expect Yan Zongxuan to be very thick-skinned, and said with a dead face: "How lonely it is on the road alone, there is a young master to accompany you, so there is someone to talk to." ”

Xu Jun thought about it, and after Yan Zongxuan's words made some sense, he nodded and said, "It's okay if you want to go on the road with Young Master Ben, but you can take the luggage on the road, and you will do any errands." ”

Wanyan Zongxuan rolled his eyes and said: "This young master has never done three things in his life, one is to wash and fold quilts, the second is to pour tea and water, and the third is to cook on the fire, no, let's buy two maids." ”

"Hey" Xu Jun let Yan Zongxuan give Qi Le, this girl seems to have a virtue with him, except for the loser, he doesn't do anything, he raised his foot and wanted to kick Yan Zongxuan, so scared that Yan Zongxuan hurriedly jumped aside.

"Dead fatty, are you here when we are out on a tour? Young Master Ben is fleeing, do you know that he is also buying two maids, why don't you hire four sedan chairs? ”

Wanyan Zongxuan's eyes lit up and said: "This is a good idea, but the sedan chair for four people is too small, and the young master is uncomfortable to sit on, so let's buy a carriage." ”

"Shut up..."Xu Jun rubbed his temples in pain, he is now embattled, the court wants to arrest him, and the people in the rivers and lakes want to rob him of the secret book of the golden guanyu lock, it can be said that there is a wolf in front and a tiger in the back, which is annoying enough. This is inexplicably an extra oil bottle, and it's still a large pure male oil bottle, doesn't this kill him.

However, the more headache for Xu Jun was still to come, Xuan Jizi and Xuan Kongzi were carrying their luggage, and a gust of wind seemed to catch up. Xu Jun hurriedly dragged Wanyan Zongxuan behind him and said: "Cao, these two psychopaths are simply ghostly, and the young master will drag him for a while, you go first." ”

Xu Jun just reacted subconsciously, but Wanyan Zongxuan was greatly moved. However, Wanyan Zongxuan is timid and cowardly, greedy for life and afraid of death, and when he saw these two famous demons, his legs and stomach couldn't help but tremble, where could he still run.

Xuankongzi put his palms together and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, donor and take a step slowly, our two brothers and sisters have decided to go on the road with the donor." ”

Xu Jun raised his eyebrows and said, "Young Master Ben can't wait to dismantle you two psychopaths, why do you want to go on the road with the two of you?" ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao and his junior brother fought with the benefactor, but they were ordered by the Great Monarch. At that time, you and I were each our own masters, and what we wanted was nothing more than a word of loyalty, even if the poor means were unpleasant to the benefactor, there was nothing to blame. ”

Xu Jun knew that what Xuan Kongzi said was right, and he really couldn't blame the other party for the situation at that time. But the methods of the two brothers are so despicable and shameless that they actually use his father and mother to disturb his mind, which is simply extremely dirty. However, the two people who are so crazy and crazy are all crooked reasoning when they open and close their mouths, which really makes him speechless.

He couldn't help but take a closer look at Xuankongzi and found that the two brothers looked very interesting. Dressed in a robe full of oil, his face is extremely clean. At first glance, they look like two psychopaths, but if you look closely, you have a vague look of poor and sour talents, which is really shocking.

"Uncle you. Sister's vegetable basket, you two madmen still have a lot of crooked theories, and you still talk in sets, fortunately, this young master is only eight buckets high, otherwise I would have almost been stunned by you. ”

Xuan Jizi blinked in surprise and said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the donor, please forgive the poor Dao for his mouthful, poor Dao sees that the donor's words are frivolous, full of swearing, peach blossoms, and vulgar, and he is definitely not a person who is talented and familiar with poetry and books." ”

"Bastard, can you speak, do you think that Young Master Ben is afraid of you?" Xu Jun jumped three feet high as if he had been stepped on by his tail, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, and Xuan Kongzi hurriedly came out to persuade him: "Senior brother, this is your mistake." How many times has Senior Brother told you that we are cultivators, and we should not talk to each other. Familiarity with poetry and books has nothing to do with being talented. Although this benefactor is a person who does not learn and does not know how to do it, how do you know that he can't be a good person? ”

"Senior brother, if you are not familiar with poetry and books, how can you be high, you are obviously a strong word."

"Senior brother's words are wrong, just imagine, you and I have never gone to private school, but those so-called students in the world can find very few people who are more talented than you and me."

"Senior brother, when you say this, there is some truth, it turns out that I was wrong, junior brother."

"It's good for the junior brother to understand, and it's great to be good."

Xu Jun collapsed and said: "I'm cǎo, Young Master Ben can't bear it anymore, you two are mentally ill, get out of Young Master Ben immediately." As far as your thoughts go, you two can go as far as you go, don't let Young Master Ben see the two of you. ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's easy for the donor to let our senior brothers leave, as long as the donor takes us to the heavenly realm, our senior brothers will not bother anymore."

"Celestial?" Xu Jun blinked in surprise, he wanted to know where the Heavenly Realm was, why was he still staying here? There are still people who believe such. He was speechless and said, "You have to go to the Heavenly Realm to find it yourself, Young Master Ben doesn't know." ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, donor, this is your mistake, the poor Dao and the junior brother have practiced for half their lives, just to become an immortal, since the donor has been to the heavenly realm, he naturally knows where the heavenly realm is?"

"When did Young Master Ben go to the Heavenly Realm?" Xu Jun was confused, confused by this psychopathic duo, and Xuan Jizi said with an unkind face: "Senior brother, since he is stubborn and unknown, it is better for you and me to tie him up and torture him to extract a confession." ”

"Senior brother must not, since he has been to the heavenly realm, he is naturally not an ordinary ordinary man. If you and I tie him up, if we anger the gods and send down divine punishment, I am afraid that great disaster will come. ”

"Senior brother is reasonable, since this is the case, then we will follow him inch by inch, as long as he wants to return to the heavenly realm, he must take us with him."

"The junior brother's plan is very good, from today on, wherever he goes, we will go."

Xu Jun's eyes were dark, and he almost vomited blood and fainted. The two brothers were so unreliable, they discussed for a long time, and they didn't care whether Xu Jun wanted to or not, they directly made a decision for Xu Jun, what is this called.

However, faith is an ethereal thing, but it can give people endless power. If a person is clearly cultivating the Tao, but does not believe in the Tao, how can he exert the power of Taoism? Perhaps, it is precisely because of the different thinking of the two brothers and their belief in the existence of the immortals in the sky that they can become geniuses among illusionists.

Wanyan Zongxuan hid behind Xu Jun, and after making sure that there would be no danger, he deliberately coughed twice and said: "That, this young master suddenly remembered, and there are still some things that I haven't said to the princess, or you go first, and this young master will go back when he goes." ”

"Hey, you dead fat man, you're so unrighteous." Xu Jun's eyes widened, and he was so frightened that Yan Zongxuan trembled, after Yan Zongxuan's little trick, where could he escape Xu Jun's eyes, this fat man was clearly raising his feet and slipping away, how far he ran, how could he come back.

Xuankongzi said with an unkind face: "Immeasurable Tianzun, as soon as our senior brothers and sisters came, you wanted to leave, do you look down on us?" ”

Wanyan Zongxuan was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, absolutely not, this young master's admiration for the two Taoist masters is like a girl's arms. Spring is non-stop day and night, how can you look down on the two Taoist leaders? ”

Xuanjizi said with a fierce look in his eyes: "Senior brother, he is saying that you and I are like women." ”

Xuankongzi said angrily: "Senior brother, this fat man is so hateful, and he looks so obscene, it simply affects the dragon appearance of the descendants of Yan and Huang, it is better for you and me to put this fat man on the fire and roast and eat it, which can be regarded as another good deed." ”

Wanyan Zongxuan's face turned white with fright, he had been detained in Wulong Town for a long time, and he knew too well the style of these two psychopaths, these two people have always been unreasonable, lawless, and acted according to their own preferences, and they could do anything. He inhaled hard and forced himself to calm down: "You two Taoist priests, don't be too rampant, my father is undefeated, if you dare to eat this young master, my father will definitely not let you go." ”

"Senior brother, it turns out that this fat man is a disciple of the Demon Sect, you and I, as cultivators, should do the Tao for the heavens, today we will kill this fat man and give his head to the undefeated."

Xuan Kongzi stretched out his hand and wanted to finish grabbing Yan Zongxuan's clothes, but Yan Zongxuan was so frightened that his legs were weak, he knelt on the ground, hugged Xu Jun's thighs, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Big brother save me, these two perverts want to eat me." ”

Xu Jun blocked Xuankongzi's outstretched claws, and his right leg shook in disgust, wanting to shake Wanyan Zongxuan away, but Wanyan Zongxuan's strength was so great that he couldn't shake it off at all.

"You dead fat man has something to say, don't wipe the snot and tears on Young Master Ben's pants, otherwise Young Master Ben will kill you first without the two of them making a move."

Wanyan Zongxuan trembled and looked at Xu Jun aggrievedly, as if to say, why is it always him who is injured.

Xu Jun made Wanyan Zongxuan's stare numb, and he felt a chill. He said helplessly: "If Young Master Ben guessed correctly, you two must be traitors to the Tianye Dan faction, otherwise how would you join the Reverse Liang Mountain." ”

Xuankongzi nodded and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the donor has good eyesight." My junior brother and I were indeed expelled from the school, and we had no choice but to join the Yingliang Mountain. ”

"That's right, since the two of you have become bandits, then what's the difference between you and the people in the Demon Gate, it's just half a catty and eight taels, a raccoon dog."

"Immeasurable Tianzun, the donor's words are wrong, our senior brothers and sisters have sworn to cultivate the Tao, although they are in the reverse Liang Mountain, but their hearts are always towards the Tao, how can they be compared with this person."

"Uncle, why are you two talking so much nonsense. In short, this fat man, Young Master Ben is safe, if you rush him, get out of the way for Young Master Ben. ”

Xuanjizi and Xuankongzi looked at each other, and Xuanjizi said: "Senior brother, the minister wants to protect this fat man, what do you think?" ”

"Senior brother, since we have decided to follow the donor, we naturally want to give the donor a face. It just so happened that there was no one on the road to wash and fold quilts, pour tea and water, and cook on the fire, so it was better to let this fat man serve us in eating and living. ”

"Senior brother is reasonable, then we will give the donor a face and spare the fat man's life."

Xu Jun rolled his eyes, this is mentally ill, it is useless to say good things, he has to give them a cross, he rolled his eyes and said: "It's not impossible for the two of you to want to follow Young Master Ben, but Young Master Ben has a deep hatred of blood and is wanted by the imperial court, aren't you afraid?" ”

Xuan Kongzi snorted coldly and said: "Under the whole world, even if Yu Wenhao, the number one master of Great Qin, personally takes action, he may not be able to take the lives of our senior brothers. You can rest assured that with us, no one will kill you. ”

Xu Jun nodded, convinced. The two brothers were able to survive the pursuit of Yuyangzi, so they were naturally not easy to match. But these two are eccentric, moody, and cruel and murderous. If you go with these two people, you must have three chapters of the law.

"There are gods in the three feet above your head, the most important oath in the cultivator, if you two really want to follow Young Master Ben, then you must make a poisonous oath, and you will listen to Young Master Ben in everything in the future. From now on, Young Master Ben will be your eldest brother. ”

Xuan Jizi said angrily: "The two of us are older than you, why do you want to be the eldest brother?" ”

"Those who have no precedence are the first, do you two still want to go to the heavenly realm?"

Xuankongzi gritted his teeth and said, "Senior brother, in order to become an immortal as soon as possible, you and I can bear with it." ”

Xuanjizi nodded and said, "Since the senior brothers have agreed, then I have no opinion." ”

Xuankongzi and Xuanjizi knelt down to Xu Jun at the same time and said, "The eldest brother is above, please accept the worship of the younger brother." After today, my brother and sister will look forward to the eldest brother and will never turn their backs. But if the eldest brother deceives my senior brother and refuses to take the two of us to the heavenly realm, then the eldest brother will suffer the most miserable pain in the world, and life is worse than death. ”

Xu Jun scoffed, he didn't believe in the gods and ghosts at all, and took the oath and let go. The fart is almost the same, so he doesn't care about the curse of the two brothers, but he can't even think of it, it seems that there is a providence in the dark, and the oath of these two people will become a prophecy.

Accepting two gold medal fighters as younger brothers, Xu Jun was in a good mood. Xuanjizi and Xuankongzi were also elated, these two were simple-minded, they only wanted to cultivate, and now they finally found a way to step into the fairy world, and they were naturally overjoyed. Only Wanyan Zongxuan had a bitter face, wanting to cry without tears.

"Big brother, where are we going?" Xuankongzi asked.

Xu Jun frowned, not knowing how to answer Xuan Kongzi's words. He now has his home all over the world, but it's not a long-term solution. If you want food, you need a place to stay, and you must always have a home. In his previous life, he always wanted to form a gang, but he died before his ambition was paid, so in this life, why didn't he start a business?

"Young Master Ben has decided, we are going to form a gang, I am the gang leader, and you two are the left and right protectors."

"What about the young master?" Wan Yan Zongxuan asked.

"You, be a hall master for the time being, and be in charge of logistics."

Wanyan Zongxuan's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted. Forming a gang is such a fun thing, he still thinks he can be majestic, dare to be in love for a long time or be responsible for food and clothing, God, is this going to torture him to death?

"Big brother has a very good idea, why don't we call our gang the Nanhua Gang?"

"Senior brother, the name of the Nanhua Gang is too strange, it makes people feel inexplicable, it is better to call it Tongtian Gang."

"You two don't need to discuss, this young master has already decided, the name of the gang will be Tai Chi Gang."

"Tai Chi" Xuan Jizi and Xuan Kongzi opened their eyes wide and were stunned for a long time, these two words seemed to have some kind of magic, which deeply attracted the two of them. Xuanjizi licked his lips and said, "The name Tai Chi is so profound. ”

"Senior brother, the eldest brother really deserves to be a person who has been to the heavenly realm, and only the eldest brother can come up with such a good name."

"Alright, you two don't have to be a sycophant. There is a small town ahead, let's go eat something first, and then buy four horses to Qingyang City, this young master is still a wanted criminal by the imperial court, so the base camp of our Taiji Gang cannot be located in Daqin. ”

"Big brother is reasonable, then let's go"

Hearing that there was something to eat, Wanyan Zongxuan immediately came to his senses. Since it was decided to let him be in charge of food and daily life, he has become the one who carries the luggage, and the luggage of Xuankongzi and the two of them are carried on his shoulders. He was already extremely fat, and he carried two large bags of luggage, looking like a big meat bun from a distance.

After Yan Zongxuan and Xuankong Zishi's brothers, Xu Jun's sad feelings were alleviated a lot. People must not be alone when they are in a sad mood, the more lonely they are, the more lonely they are, and the more lonely they are, the more sad they are. When there are more people and friends, the mood will naturally be better.

The four of them rushed into a restaurant in a hurry, ordered a large table full of wine and food, and ate and drank. After eating and drinking, Xu Jun picked his teeth, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Wanyan Hall Master, you go and settle the account." ”

Wanyan Zongxuan almost choked on a sip of wine when he heard Xu Jun's words, he blinked a pair of innocent little eyes and said: "This young master, no, the master of this hall has just taken office, and his bag is empty, how can there be silver taels?" ”

Xu Jun said with a dark face: "No, aren't you the young master of the beast control zhai, what is a little silver?" ”

Wanyan Zongxuan cried and said with a sad face: "When the hall master was pressed to Oolong Town, the silver tickets he carried on his body were all looted by the jailers, where is the silver." ”

"Damn, then the left and right protectors, please go and settle the account."

Xuan Jizi and Xuan Kongzi blinked in confusion and said, "Our senior brothers and sisters travel and never bring silver taels, what do you want that thing for?" ”

"Then how do you solve the problem of food and housing?" Xu Jun almost spurted blood, dared to be affectionate for a long time, and the four of them didn't bring any silver, how can this be good?

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, our senior brothers and sisters are Taoist priests, so we naturally rely on sentient beings to donate incense money." Xuankongzi replied.

Xu Junhu frowned suspiciously and said, "The two of you are virtuous, and some people are willing to donate silver?" How the hell do you get people to donate money? ”

Xuanjizi blinked and said, "It's not simple, when we need silver, we go to the local merchant's house and ask him to hand over the silver." ”

Xu Jun almost spurted blood, he already knew where the two brothers of Xuankong Zi got the money. Where is this donation of incense money, it is clearly robbery. These two people are fierce and vicious, and they will kill people when they shoot, which businessman dares not to donate money.

Xu Jun had a sad face, and was hesitating whether to catch a cockroach or bed bug or something in the bowl and eat an overlord meal, when he suddenly heard a burst of beating and scolding from the backyard of the restaurant, and the cry of a girl. At first, he didn't care, but gradually his face changed.

He has always had a special ability for women, no matter what kind of woman, as long as he has seen it once, he can remember the other party's appearance and voice, and even remember the other party's unique body fragrance. The girl crying in the backyard turned out to be Xiao Qi. R1152