Chapter Eighty-Four: The Master of the White Rabbit
Seeing Zhong Guerrilla fighting a big man, crying and crying was really not good-looking, Zheng Guofan comforted him, "Brother, why is the eldest husband without a wife, I heard that there are several princesses of the Ryukyu Kingdom Shangning King who are very beautiful, and my brother is cruising a few laps outside Naha Port with a lucky boat, maybe the king of the Ryukyus will recruit you to be a concubine!" ”
"Brother, I am also the deputy Qianhu of the Huangming Wupin guerrilla general, how can I marry the princess of that small country." Zhongli sat up straight and wiped his face under the pull of the obedient official, "What my brother said, I lost my brother's face, my brother also knows shame, those turtles, maybe they still smell of salted fish......"
What he meant was that he clearly looked down on others, and made the good officials cry and laugh,, you were born as a bandit, and you dislike other people's small countries, no wonder you can't marry a wife.
Originally, the good official just saw that he was so good that a big man didn't look like a cry, and deliberately said that he was playful, but he opened his mouth and said that the princess of the Ryukyu Kingdom might have the smell of salted fish on her body, and the suspect was a turtle, this, that, no wonder you can't marry a wife.
However, this guy was born in the underworld, and his true feelings were only revealed for a while, and he forgot about it when he turned his face, and dragged the good official to drink, and the wine lasted until midnight, and the two of them couldn't hold it anymore, and they fell down with a poof, and fell asleep on the floor covered with Persian carpet.
In the afternoon of the second day, the good official woke up slowly, only to feel a headache, and said that this old rice wine really can't be drunk more, rubbed his head and slowly got up, and shouted "Big head, big head." ”
"Little master, you're awake." A soft voice next to him, and then, someone hugged him from behind and helped him up, he looked left and right, and asked, "Where is this?" ”
"This is the cabin arranged by the master of a thousand households for the little master, which was originally prepared for the governor to live in case he got on the ship, knowing that the little master was noble, he specially let the little master live temporarily."
With his palms pressed against his eyes to block the light, the obedient official asked, "Where is your master of a thousand households!" ”
"The master of the thousand households has gone outside, little master, please open your mouth." The soft voice spoke, and the obedient officer closed his eyes and opened his mouth, reached for a toothbrush stained with green salt, brushed his teeth back and forth, and then handed the glass of water to his mouth...... When he had finished brushing his teeth and cleaned his face, and combed his hair finely, the obedient officer opened his eyes completely, and the man next to him carefully dressed him in a Confucian shirt, stretched out his arm and wrapped it around his waist to tie him with Confucian Cloth, and then dragged him back to the front of his waist, tied it in a fine knot, and then put on a vest with fox fur sewn on his outer head.
This is the feeling of the Ming Dynasty, even wearing clothes have someone to serve, in fact, the good official has been used to serving Xiaoqian, to say that at the beginning, he was also a little unaccustomed, but these do not let their personal maids serve, what are the personal maids doing? When the lady raises it? I'm afraid it's not equal love, but harmful.
After a little longer, he was completely accustomed to the living habits of the Ming Dynasty, just like the old Zhang Juzheng in the front cabinet, it is said that the entry and exit is a large sedan chair carried by thirty-two people, which is equipped with washing and toilets, and there is even a corridor where you can stroll around and see the scenery.
He first looked left and right, the cabin was neatly kept, and it also looked a little extravagant, so he asked casually: "How did I come back after I drank too much last night, my scholar!" ”
Next to the grin, "The little master drank too much and looked naïve, and it made people happy, I and the little master's scholar worked together to carry the little master back, the little master didn't wake up when he got on the bed, and the little master's noble scholar took a nap on the small bed outside the room with a knife, but then he couldn't bear the ......"
seemed to think of the appearance of the big head holding the knife and staggering, he burst out laughing, and suddenly revealed six snow-white teeth, and then, stretched out his slender hand and quickly covered his mouth, quite amorous...... fell asleep as soon as the body was crooked, the little master's family must have a lot of rules, but the noble scholar is too young, and it is the season of snooze. He woke up in the morning and saw that the little master was still sleeping, so he went to play on the deck. ”
The good official's face was red, and the people just said that the family had big rules, but then they said that the big head came together and went to play on the deck, listening to his ears, there was inevitably a suspicion of sarcasm, so he had to cough twice and pretend not to hear, "Thank you girl for taking care of you." ”
He arched his hand slightly, and the other side smiled, like a silver bottle bursting, and suddenly revealed six snow-white teeth, "The slave's stage name is Xiao Furong, but I don't dare to be the little master's thanks." ”
The obedient officer looked up and down a few times, and suddenly shuddered, this ...... This mud horse was the one who sang the southern song yesterday?
At this time, most of the stars in the entertainment industry are men, commonly known as Lingren, and the female team is not nothing, but once the female corner is popular, she basically has to get married, the cost is too great, and she has just been cultivated, she is popular, married, and the chicken flies and the eggs are beaten. Therefore, all the people who come and go on the rivers and lakes are basically a team composed of pure men, unless there is a family team raised by those high-ranking officials, it is possible that it is composed of women, and there is no need to go in the wind and rain, as long as the song is sung and the master is happy, and he doesn't care about the cost of making money and losing money.
The status of the servant is very low, and after remembering the woman, especially the one who sings the female role, basically all of them are in the face of the person, the so-called 'playing the public package play' is this kind of person, and there is no shortage of rich and high-ranking officials, just like this little hibiscus, just started in Hangzhou City, became famous as soon as he sang, I don't know how many rich young masters he charmed, that walking, sitting and lying down, it is simply more feminine than a woman, especially a mouthful of snow-white teeth, like a smile, it is really written in the book, the teeth are like rhinoceros, and people are fascinated.
You know, this is the Ming Dynasty, most people have yellow teeth, even those famous ladies, few have a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and it is useless to brush your green salt a hundred times.
Zhong Guerrilla is the one who was fascinated, although he is a five-grade military attaché, perhaps many civil officials also look down on him, but first, he is used by the governor's subordinates, second, he is willing to make silver, and third, those rich families are nothing more than some show-like identities at most, and they want to fight with him as a five-grade deputy guerrilla general, and they are inevitably not enough, and finally they get the beauty back, and they are raised on the boat.
Of course, there is also a reason for Zhong Guerrilla Bao Opera, firstly, women are not allowed to appear in the military guard, which is caused by customs, and secondly, it is still caused by customs, such as officials to take up posts, according to the rules can not bring their families, of course, high and wealthy such as Li Shaonan, the political secretary of Zhejiang, is looking for a lady in the local area, Ningbo City Bo Si promoted Hou Xibai's sister is this kind, but most officials, to solve physiological problems, it has to be remembered, but the official scoop is also a taboo in the Ming Dynasty, so, the male face is the most suitable, In and out can also be brought around as a scholar to call, the cost is the smallest, commonly known as [Menzi], the beauty of the waiter Tong said Menzi, commonly known as the rabbit cub, why is this called the rabbit cub, that is the benevolent and the wise see the wisdom.
Later, it has been a popular custom for officials to raise rabbits, if you don't raise a few rabbits, you will inevitably make your colleagues laugh, and these [Menzi] [rabbits] are called [small surnames] or [朏道] in this book, such as the famous big demon king Oda Nobunaga and Mori Ranmaru, it is worth mentioning that the big turtle Tokugawa Ieyasu and one of the four kings of Tokugawa Ii Naomasa is also this kind of relationship, said that this history contains Ii Naomasa [容顔美麗、Ieyasu の信頼厚い], Ii Naomasa as the small surname of Tokugawa Ieyasu, until the age of 22, Ieyasu allowed him to be called a samurai.
Gossip is everywhere, as a historian, I have to record that a certain important minister of the shogun was very beautiful when he was a child, and he served the shogun until he was 22 years old before he was allowed to serve the Yuan, which is generally said to be in the Sengoku period at the age of eleven or twelve, which is simply unimaginable.
Back to business, the obedient official saw this sixteen or seventeen-year-old at most, and in the later life, he would be a typical beautiful young man, and suddenly felt a little sad for others, but this is not the status quo that he can change.
Thinking of this, he bowed and thanked him, and then turned and walked out of the cabin, and the little hibiscus was stunned on the spot by his salute. The obedient official in front of him gave him a hand, but it was casual, very ordinary, and there were many people who came and went, but he bent down to salute, and a talented old man bent down to salute him, which was something he had never encountered.
Although he is a man, he has been raised as a girl since he was a child, and he has never felt that there is anything wrong, but when he watched Zheng Xiaoxianggong go out, thinking about his appearance of bending over and saluting, he suddenly covered his mouth, and tears came down with tears, like a pear blossom with rain.
The obedient officer walked out of the cabin, and when he arrived outside, a gust of sea breeze blew, and suddenly he shivered, and when he looked up, his eyes were full of deep blue.
He went down the stairs and walked to the bow deck, he heard a burst of applause from a distance, walked a few steps and looked ahead, it seemed that many military families and the children of the Yan family surrounded the bow deck, he squeezed over to take a look, he was so angry that he smoked, and the feeling was that the dead child of the big head was playing tricks, and he was dancing into a flower in his hand, and he was playing the blue sea tide sword made up by his father.
"Shan Sinan." The obedient official shouted, the big head was the last trick of the fish and dragon dance, jumped in the air and was about to cut the cable on the front Heng Sail, but was shouted by the young master, and was so frightened that he rolled down, and the sword shook, slid on the sail, and suddenly fell down the sail with a bang.
This fortune ship is a large ship of 2,000 materials, covered with iron leaves, two feet of draft, with three main sails, and several small sails, the ironclad ship of the Oda family of the same period is compared with it, that is, a slag, the big head is cut off is the small sail of the bow, when the wind is headwind, it works, after being cut off, the big fortune ship seems to be slightly crooked, and it hit horizontally.
A group of sailors hurriedly shouted, pulling the sails, climbing the mast, the big head had a bitter face, bowed his head and walked to the good officer, and his voice was like a mosquito humming, "Young master." ”
(To be continued)