Chapter 111: Male. Happy. Woman. love

"Fool, is it worth it to work so hard for the sake of some irrelevant people?"

Tan Caimao sat in the carriage and quietly looked at Xu Jun who was in a coma. She still remembers when she first met Xu Jun, she thought that Xu Jun was just a frivolous gentleman, but as she got along for more and more time, she gradually discovered that under Xu Jun's wild and crazy appearance, she had a kind and brave heart.

Perhaps, as a businesswoman who believes that money can communicate with God and interests are paramount, she will never be able to approve of Xu Jun's idiotic behavior. But it is precisely because Xu Jun has a chivalrous heart that she is deeply attracted to her and makes her want to stop. If Xu Jun becomes as snobbish as her, will she still like Xu Jun? She really didn't know.

Slight. A groan came, and Xu Jun suddenly opened his eyes slowly and said, "Water, give this young master water." ”

Tan Caimao hurriedly picked up the skin, unscrewed the plug and fed Xu Jun water, Xu Jun drank half of the skin's water, and finally felt more comfortable. He let out a sigh of satisfaction and said, "Where is this?" Is Master Ben dead? ”

Tan Caimao quietly turned his head, wiped away the tears in his eyes and said, "This is in the carriage, have you ever seen a dead person still drink water?" ”

"Oh, it seems that Young Master Ben is still alive. Since you are not dead, can you please put Young Master Ben's head on the foreshadowing. Your legs are too thin, like two sticks wrapped in a skin, but Chrome is dead on Young Master's head. ”

"You..."Tan Caimao was speechless, what kind of person is this. She is such a beautiful girl, and she gave Xu Jun's white thighs as a pillow, but Xu Jun was still not satisfied, it was too much. She hatefully put Xu Jun's head on the soft bedding, suddenly burst into laughter, and twisted Xu Jun's ears.

The mournful atmosphere in the carriage was suddenly swept away. Xu Jun seems to have a magic that always makes her happy. In the days with Xu Jun, she forgot her troubles, forgot her sorrows, and no longer had to think about how to make money and how to calculate people.

Perhaps, only Xu Jun, a fool in the world, will treat the God of Wealth milk of Zangbao Zhai as a girl, but why does she like this feeling so much?

"Grandma is a bear, Young Master Ben is about to become a second-class cripple, you still twist Young Master Ben's ears, do you have anyone. Sex. Yes. ”

Xu Jun protested strictly, but Tan Caimao didn't eat this set at all. She opened her teeth and claws and said, "Shut up, if you dare to slander Miss Ben's image again, Miss Ben will kick you out." ”

"Don't, don't, Young Master Ben is joking with you, liven up the atmosphere. You are such a gentle and virtuous beauty, beautiful as a flower, if anyone marries you, it is simply a blessing that has been cultivated for eight lifetimes. ”

Xu Jun cried and mourned, and he was about to vomit from his own disgust. But the man had to bow his head under the eaves, and he wanted to be proud. But here are barren mountains and mountains, and there is no place to ask for food. If Tan Caimao really drove him out of the car, his final fate would be a pile of wolf dung.

Tan Caimao saw that Xu Jun was soft, touched Xu Jun's head and said, "Good, this is like what a house slave said." As long as she is willing to be obedient, even if it is a dog, Miss Ben will treat her kindly. ”

"Hey..."Xu Jun hated so much that the roots of his teeth itched, why did he listen to this so awkwardly, he is not a pet, what is this.

He hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Young Master Ben is hungry, get some food for Young Master Ben." Where's your sister? You won't sacrifice your sister to that Khitan prince in order to save Young Master Ben. ”

"Be your mother's big dream, Miss Ben would rather you burp than give her sister out as a gift. You take good care of your injuries, get out of the carriage as soon as your injuries are healed, and drive your carriage away? ”

"Damn, isn't it, eldest sister, you turn your face faster than a book, don't you say it if you don't say it, what kind of anger. It's a long road, and it's so boring for you to sit alone in the car. It's better to wait for Young Master Ben's injury to heal, and have a car shock with you to ensure that you are happy. ”

"What is a car shock?" Tan Caimao blinked, quite surprised.

"This question is a bit complicated, I'll tell you when Young Master Ben's injury is healed." Xu Jun was hesitant and wanted to say goodbye. This kind of thing can only be explained by actions, how can the mouth be clear.

"No, Miss Ben needs to know now?" Tan Caimao stretched out his hand, accurately grabbed Xu Jun's ear, and twisted it fiercely, and the screams like killing pigs echoed in the carriage.

Xu Jun wailed in pain: "Help, help"

"What do you shout, even if you scream out your throat, no one will come to save you."

"Rub, no, why is this word so familiar. Don't twist Young Master Ben's ears again, otherwise Young Master Ben will turn his face. ”

"You turn it over and show it to Miss Ben..."Tan Caimao pounced on Xu Jun, and the two instantly scuffled. The carriage was filled with a moment. Lewd breath. If it weren't for Xu Jun's serious injuries, he would have turned the carriage into a cave room if he didn't get it right.

Seven days passed in a flash, and the carriage ran non-stop day and night, and finally arrived at the Jurchen Ministry before the wedding of Tuoba Hong and Wanyan Zongxuan.

"Grass, it's finally in place, and the buttocks of the young master Ben who are sitting on it are swollen." Xu Jun stretched his waist, didn't care about admiring the exotic scenery, and hurriedly jumped off the carriage. He hadn't taken a shower for a week, his body was so smelly, and he still had the heart to enjoy the beautiful scenery.

His injuries were almost healed the day before yesterday, and a series of adventures made him reborn, and the recovery power of his body was far beyond ordinary people, as long as there was still a breath, he could heal in the shortest possible time.

However, the Jurchen Department and the Xianbei Department were harmonious, and there were many envoys from various countries who came to congratulate them, which made the inn overcrowded. Fortunately, Zangbao Zhai has opened a number of inns in the Jurchen Ministry, and has already reserved a whole inn for Tan Caimao in advance. Xu Jun said hello to Tan Caimao, hurriedly walked into the room, and asked the shopkeeper to prepare a bucket of bath water.

He took off his clothes, jumped into the barrel, and had just taken a beautiful bath, when suddenly he heard a noisy noise outside the inn.

"Hand over Xu Jun, do you want to go against the entire martial arts?"

"Hand over Xu Jun quickly, otherwise don't blame us for being rude..."

"Grass, when did Young Master Ben become so sought-after?" Xu Jun frowned, hurriedly wiped the water on his body, put on a piece of clothing and prepared to go out to have a look.

Unexpectedly, Tan Caimao suddenly broke in and said: "Don't go out, stay in the inn honestly, don't leave the inn." ”

"Hey, it's really time for you to come, you have to come early, maybe you can take a mandarin duck bath with Young Master Ben."

"Die, when is it, it's not in shape at all." Tan Caimao stretched out his hand and wanted to twist Xu Jun's ears, but Xu Jun dodged him.

Xu Jun said: "It's just a joke, I don't have any sense of humor." What do those people outside want to do, they are full of food. Could it be that I heard that Young Master Ben was earth-shattering, so I came over to enjoy it.

"Bastard, make your spring and autumn dreams, your identity has been leaked, and now all the martial arts people in the world are looking for you. The Great Qin Imperial Court will not let you go, and if you step out of this inn, Miss Ben will not be able to guarantee your safety. ”

"No, this young master is not a turtle with a shrunken head, he can't stay in the inn for the rest of his life and not go out, right? Just let Young Master Ben kill all the martial arts people outside, and see who dares to come to the door. ”

"It's useless, it's easy to dodge open guns and difficult to defend against dark arrows, these martial arts people do anything for the sake of peerless cheats. If you kill all the martial artists outside, you will only force the rest of the martial artists to secretly attack you, and it will be even more troublesome. ”

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what do you say?"

"Don't worry, Miss Ben has already come up with a clever plan for you. You give the cheats to Zangbao Zhai, and the Treasure Zhai will hold an auction meeting, and the one with the highest price will get it, and sell the cheats. ”

"Damn, isn't it, eldest sister, are you sure this method works, you shouldn't sell Young Master Ben, and Young Master Ben will count the money for you."

"How so, is Miss Ben like that? However, the silver taels obtained from the auction will of course belong to Miss Ben. ”

"Grandma is a bear, this young master knows that you are not well-intentioned, why should the silver belong to you?" Xu Jun glared angrily, Tan Caimao had saved his life, and he was quite grateful. didn't expect that the dog couldn't change its eating, and it was only a few days before Tan Caicat's original form was revealed.

"Don't be so excited, Miss Ben has always been fair and undeceived, and she will not cheat you of your money."

Tan Caimao took out a delicate gold abacus as she spoke, and said non-stop: "You originally owed Miss Ben 100,000 taels of gold, but because it has not been repaid after expiration, according to the ten percent interest, the profit is now more than two million taels of gold." In addition, Miss Ben saved your life again this time, so add another two million taels of gold. ”

"Wait a minute, when did Young Master Ben become so valuable, why didn't Young Master Ben know about it? Didn't you say that Young Master Ben is a house slave, how can the life of a house slave be worth two million taels of gold? ”

"Hmph, idiot, think about it carefully, if you die, who will pay the two million and 1,000,000 taels of gold owed to Miss Ben? Then your life is worth two million and one hundred thousand taels of gold? ”

Xu Jun blinked in confusion, he was a little confused, as if what Tan Caimao said made sense, but why did he feel that something was wrong. He touched his mouth and said, "You don't really want to auction off the secret book of the Golden Guanyu Lock Technique." ”

"Stupid, of course not. Except for you, no one has ever seen what the cheats of the Golden Guan Yu Lock Trick look like. As long as we do something with the cheats, the person who cultivates it will go mad and die a good death. ”

Xu Jun's hair instantly stood up, and he looked at Tan Caimao in horror, as if he was looking at a poisonous snake. This trick is too vicious, once the cheats are auctioned off, it will inevitably set off a bloody storm in the martial arts. At that time, those who want to compete for cheats will inevitably fight like vicious dogs. And those who are lucky enough to get the cheats will only die.

Xu Jun suddenly said mysteriously: "Young Master Ben suddenly feels that his life is really big? ”

"Why do you say that?" Tan Caimao was puzzled.

"What do you think, Young Master Ben has been with you for so long, and he hasn't been killed by you yet, how hard this life must be."

"You go die..."Tan Caimao was furious and kicked Xu Jun out.

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