Chapter 151: The Battle of the Capital (7)
Xu Jun brandished a sharp knife and gestured for a long time, wondering where to start cutting? Castration is a technical work, far from being as simple as imagined, with the medical level of the ancients, can create so many eunuchs who are alive and well, it can only show that practice is stronger than theory, as long as you dare to keep experimenting, take live people as experiments, you will always succeed.
A strong man tied to the iron bed said: "Young man's men are merciful, I still have a forty-year-old wife at home, and a half-room who has just turned sixteen, please raise your noble hand, if you castrate me, then the eight wolf-like wives in my family can only be widowed for the rest of their lives." ”
Xu Jun wiped two crocodile tears with emotion and said: "It's so moving, it's shocking and crying, and Young Master Ben is in tears." Don't worry, Young Master Ben has always been merciful, the eight wives in your family, Young Master Ben has suffered a little loss, help you soothe it, you can be a eunuch with peace of mind. However, Young Master Ben is inexperienced, if you don't emasculate well, you will bleed to death, you can't blame Young Master Ben. ”
"You" The strong man tied to the iron bed rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted with convulsions.
"Grass, it's so useless, don't you just cut so many things, how many ignorant young guys have you cut, it's your turn to be such a vegetable"
Xu Jun snorted disdainfully, and looked at the other strong man who collapsed on the ground with a sneer. The strong man's face turned pale in an instant, and without saying a word, he hit his head at the foot of the bed, went directly incontinent, and passed out.
"Rub, you two disappointed Young Master Ben too much, I don't have to play now."
Xu Jun sighed, shook his hand and threw the knife out. The knife that exuded a hideous cold light, trembling uncontrollably when it was inserted into the wall, Xu Jun pondered, how is this good, the arrow has to be sent on the string, he has never been a person who gives up halfway, since he decided to rescue Xiao Yu'er. At any cost, he will also enter the palace.
The noisy voice sounded, Xu Jun frowned, and in a hurry, he hurriedly helped the two strong men to the chairs, picked up a gourd of wine for disinfection, and spilled it on the heads and clothes of the two.
The door opened, and there was an old lady about fifty years old. The prisoner, accompanied by a group of guards, walked slowly into the house. Xu Jun stood aside with his head down, pretending to be sincerely afraid. In fact, he has secretly mobilized his spiritual power, and once he finds out that something is wrong, he will immediately kill the killer and escape.
The old eunuch glanced at the two strong men lying on the table, full of alcohol, and asked Xu Jun with an unkind face, "What's going on?" ”
Xu Jun pretended to be afraid and said, "As soon as the villain came in, he saw two adults with a hangover and didn't know what was going on. ”
The old eunuch said angrily: "These two dared to derelict their duties, dragged these two down, ordered the root to tighten the rope and seal them, and poured two barrels of wine into each of them. No one is allowed to release these two lowly embryos without the order of the Officer. ”
Xu Jun gasped, this old eunuch is enough to damage. This trick is too vicious, this is to suffocate these two strong men to death. However, he could understand what the old eunuch was doing. The eunuch, a product with unsound parts, has suppressed his normal needs for a long time, his desires are not released, he does not explode in silence, he is perverted in silence. Ten old eunuchs, nine are perverts.
"Raise your head and let the officer take a good look at you"
Xu Jun raised his head slowly, and the old eunuch's eyes lit up green: "What a handsome young student, you haven't cleaned up yet." ”
Xu Jun nodded, and the old eunuch was overjoyed and said: "The official's surname is Zhao, and you can call the official Zhao's father-in-law." In the future, you will follow the official, as long as you serve the official well, you will be honored and rich, and you will enjoy inexhaustible. ”
Xu Jun had a chill, but fortunately he didn't eat breakfast, otherwise he would have to vomit out. However, he wants to enter the palace, this old eunuch is the key, he can't be rash.
Gonggong Zhao glanced at his subordinates and said, "You two, send him to the official's mansion first." ”
"Chirp" The two guards were about to leave with Xu Jun, and Gonggong Zhao was a little reluctant to say: "Little baby, take a bath in the official's mansion first, change your clothes, the official has something important to do, and I will go back to hurt you at night." ”
Xu Jun clenched his fists, almost unable to help but gouge out the pair of dirty eyes of Gonggong Zhao. He smiled intriguingly and said, "The villain is waiting for Gonggong Zhao." ”
Xu Jun exited the house, got on a sedan chair, and just went out of the street when he was inspected by an official. The two guards took out a token and shook it: "Bold, this is Zhao's father-in-law's family, get out"
The official was so frightened that he couldn't pay for it again and again, and hurriedly flashed to the side, Xu Jun pouted speechlessly. Prison, the power is quite big. He asked one of the guards, "This eldest brother, I don't know who else is in Zhao's father-in-law's family?" ”
The guard glared at Xu Jun with disdain and said, "Father-in-law Zhao's parents have passed away, and there are still eleven ladies in the family. After you go, Zhao's father-in-law's eleventh lady will be very happy. ”
Xu Jun had a cold war, and his hair exploded: "I don't know why Mrs. Elevenfang is happy, I hope that the eldest brother will give advice, and the younger brother is grateful." ”
Xu Jun took out a silver ticket as he spoke, and secretly stuffed it into the hands of the guard, the guard saw the silver ticket, and immediately smiled, these guards who were on errands in the palace seemed to be beautiful, but in fact they were not as good as the fast oil and water in the yamen, no matter what dynasty, no matter how high the Yulu was, the officials who did not have foreign dates were actually poor eggs.
The guard put the silver ticket close to him and said: "My surname is Song, my name is Song Zhijun, if the little brother has something to do in the palace in the future, just go to the guard camp to find me." Since my brother and I hit it off at first sight, then I will tell the truth. But little brother, the ugly words are ahead, you can't let others know, these words are what I sued you."
Xu Junyi said righteously: "Brother Song, although rest assured, the younger brother has always been loyal and courageous, and he will not betray the eldest brother." ”
Guard Song nodded, lay in Xu Jun's ear, and muttered in a low voice, Xu Jun's face suddenly turned blue and purple for a while, and his eyes almost popped out. This Zhao Gonggong's hobby is really not ordinarily special, both men and women eat, not only like handsome students, but also like to eat with beautiful women, and marry Mrs. Eleven.
However, women are actually more in need than men, and this eleventh lady is okay with food when she is young, but when she is older, she becomes like a wolf and a tiger, and she can be satisfied with food alone. This father-in-law Zhao is also a strange and unbridled person, and he actually thought of enjoying the white and handsome little life with his wife.
But if there is a handsome young student into the Zhao Mansion, the Zhao Mansion will sing every night, and hold a grand multi-P every night, one person singles out eleven fierce women plus an old eunuch, and generally will be disabled in two months at most, and after Xu Jun's place is scrapped, he will be castrated and sent to the palace to become a eunuch.
Xu Jun gasped, this is really earth-shattering, it is simply vigorous, and he has no regrets. I didn't expect that before becoming a eunuch, there was such a good thing, for a young man who is about to become a yin and yang person, where is the destruction and torture, it is simply a good deed. It's a pity that he is not interested in serving a group of old women and an old man. However, there is one thing he doesn't quite understand, what kind of food is it, he is too pure.
"Thank you Brother Song for telling me the truth, I don't thank you for my great kindness, and I will have a place for my little brother in the future." Xu Jun gave Song Guards two more silver tickets, and the two of them got a good relationship and made friends. When people walk in the rivers and lakes, it is better to have one more friend than one more enemy. Since Xu Jun has decided to enter the palace, it will always be useful to make a few more friends in the palace.
Xu Jun entered the Zhao Mansion, and the two maids were busy waiting for Xu Jun to change clothes and bathe, and after lunch, the two maids led Xu Jun to the hall of the Zhao family.
In the hall sat the eleven ladies of Zhao Gonggong, the oldest was about forty years old, and the youngest was twenty-seven or eighteen. Xu Jun bared his teeth, this age is terrible. Father-in-law Zhao is not a thing anymore, he has no function, what are he doing to these beautiful girls.
"This little brother is so handsome, I don't know if it will be useless" The third lady folded half of her face with a fan, pursed her lips and snickered.
The fourth lady's Qianqianyu hand ran along her lower abdomen, swimming all the way to the root of her thigh, and kept rubbing. The fifth lady wiped her saliva, and the sixth lady threw a flattering eye at Xu Jun. Xu Jun suddenly got goosebumps, and there was a creepy feeling. He even had the illusion that he was like a pure jade man entering a zoo, waiting to be gang-raped by a group of female apes in heat.
These eleven beautiful girls, no matter how pure and kind they were at the beginning, what will become of them after so many years of widowhood, only God knows. People's spirit is actually very fragile, and they can't stand all kinds of suppression and torture, and most of the Chinese people are not psychologically healthy, but the Chinese people don't care about this, it's good to be well fed and clothed.
"You all pay attention to your image" The eldest lady sat in the center of the hall and warned the ladies quite majestically, Xu Jun breathed a sigh of relief, there was finally a normal person. Unexpectedly, the eldest lady's next sentence immediately made Xu Jun completely collapse. The eldest lady licked her lips and said, "The master hasn't come back yet..."
Xu Jun wanted to cry without tears, he lowered his head and looked at the eleven ladies with the evil light in the corner of his eyes, and what made him more relieved was the old eunuch Zhao Gonggong, although the guy was gone, but there was no problem with the aesthetic vision, and the eleven wives selected were still as beautiful as flowers. If Zhao Gonggong can not participate in hand-to-hand combat, then he will suffer a loss, and he should be a pioneer in the film and television industry of Huaxia Kingdom, and study the acting skills of action movies in the island country in advance.
"What's your name?" asked the eldest lady.
Xu Jun replied respectfully: "Mrs. Yu, the villain's name is Xu Fu"
"The name is good, you can live here with peace of mind in the future, how long you can live depends on your ability."
"Don't worry, the eldest lady, the villain is talented and extraordinary, and he will not disappoint the ladies."
Xu Jun also let go, reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, his words made the eleven ladies eyes red, the second lady stared at Xu Jun between her legs and said: "What a talent is a strange method, or sister, I'll check it first." ”
Xu Jun was speechless, how could he answer, this is too explicit. The eldest lady glared at the second lady and said, "You, you still want to eat alone, be careful that the master sends you to the palace as an old mother." ”
The eldest lady taught the second lady a lesson, and said to Xu Jun: "Mrs. Ben sees that you have a pair of peach blossom eyes, and your words are quite frivolous, you should be a man who has stolen fish." Since you are not a chick, then Mrs. Ben will make it clear that when the master comes back at night, she will favor you, as long as you are really talented and make the master happy, you can rest assured that you can live here. However, before the master comes back, if someone dares to break into your room and plot against you, you must shout for help and would rather die. ”
"Little understand" Xu Jun thanked the eldest lady, and as soon as he left the hall, he heard a loud and noisy sound in the hall like boiling water.
For the first time, Xu Jun felt that it was not a good thing for the martial arts realm to be too high, because he really didn't want to hear what these ladies were saying, these words were too obscene. Rao is that he has been crisscrossing the flower field for many years, and he has a waterfall sweat on his forehead.
He didn't have a good night's rest last night, and just wanted to lie down and rest, the window suddenly opened, and Mrs. Nine crept in through the window. Xu Jun opened his mouth wide, wanting to shout for help according to the eldest lady's instructions, but he couldn't shout, which was really embarrassing.
"Lady Nine, what do you want to do?"
"Shh
"Chat?" Xu Jun was speechless, what is there to talk about, lonely men and widows are in the same room, who will believe in chatting. But why did he feel so awkward? He blinked, and suddenly realized that this kind of thing is usually a man climbing through a window into a woman's apartment, and now that the roles are reversed, of course he is not used to it. This ninth lady should not go to the bed with him to lie down and talk, just lie down and do nothing.
"I wonder what Madame wants to talk about?" Xu Jun asked.
Mrs. Nine smiled and said, "Don't be so strict, let's go to bed and lie down and talk." Don't worry, Mrs. Ben is just talking to you, and she has no other meaning. ”
Xu Jun almost vomited blood, he didn't know what to say, he sat on the stool and said, "The villain slept too early last night, and now he doesn't want to lie down, let's sit and talk." ”
The Ninth Lady smiled and did not force Xu Jun. She closed the window, sat opposite Xu Jun and said, "Actually, I'm just bored and want to find someone to talk to." I was born in a big family, and I used to be an innocent girl, but then my family was ruined, and I was forced to marry the dead old ghost, and now I have become like this. ”
Xu Jun pursed his lips, and he didn't know how to say comfort. He can completely understand what happened to the Ninth Lady, many things can't be let go, once they let go, it will be difficult to change back. If you stay in this environment for more than ten or twenty years, any kind of good woman will become a woman.
"However, I didn't cheap that old ghost, I didn't give it to him the first time."
"Isn't it?" Xu Jun was speechless, the woman who dared to be before marriage in this year was definitely not an ordinary fierce. This is risking your life and will invade the pig cage.
Mrs. Jiu's face flushed slightly and said: "I still remember the first time, when I was only fourteen years old, my family was better, and my father hired a teacher for me. It was summer, I was wearing a single gown, and when I got out of class, he said I needed tutoring, so I had dinner and went to his room. I didn't understand anything at the time, I just thought that I could read well and be a heroine, so I slipped to his room after dinner stupidly. ”
As soon as I entered his house, he locked the door tightly and said to me, "You are very talented enough to be a poetess." You'll need individual tutoring, though. If you let me touch your breasts, I'll teach you how to compose poetry, guess what I say? ”
Xu Jun was fascinated by what he heard, at this critical moment, hurry up. Well, he admits that he is doing something dirty, but he is purely curious, because he is too pure, so he is curious, understandable.
"I said to him, sir, I want to pee... Urine..."
"Poof" Xu Jun almost squirted, this ninth lady is really enough. However, why does he feel that something is wrong, his whole body is a little hot, this Ninth Lady is really a master of this way, it's not simple, even a man like him who has had enough can tease. He subconsciously controlled his feelings and came to his senses.
However, the Ninth Lady didn't seem to have any intention of giving up, she continued: "After hearing this, the gentleman didn't say a word, but directly picked me up, put it on the table, took off my robe, and then picked up the night pot on the side, stuffed it into my hand, and asked me to niao. He said it's nutrition, don't waste it..."
Xu Jun's complexion changed, the plot was too much, and it was forbidden for children. Listening to it any more, he can't guarantee that he can do anything... R1152