Chapter 4: So You're a Chick (1)
Dead shemales!
"Listening to the quatrain that Brother Tai chanted just now, you will know that Brother Tai is an ambitious person." The stunning boy stopped laughing, looked at the lake and muttered: "As Brother Tai said, Jiangnan is rich in talented and beautiful people, there are many literati and writers, and quatrains are passed down all over the world, these are advantages, but they are also disadvantages. β
"Oh?" There will still be people thinking of these things in this era, and Lin Wanrong was suddenly very interested: "This person-oh, Brother Ren, I don't know what this means?" β
He leaked his mouth for a while, and almost even called out the word shemale. Although it is estimated that this kid does not know the meaning of these two words, if he really wants to explain these two words, it will be a great embarrassment for him.
The stunning boy nodded and said: "Since the founding of Emperor Taizu, our dynasty has had the habit of emphasizing literature over martial arts, especially Jiangnan, talented sons and women, all of whom are proud of their literary style. In the era of peace and prosperity, these are not wrong, but in such a national crisis, when the north invades with heavy enemies, they are still the same, where is the country? Country, country, only with a country can there be a home, if everyone is like them, 'the warm breeze of tourists drunk, straight to Hangzhou as Bianzhou', then our Dahua Dynasty, what hope is there at all. The more this ladyboy spoke, the more angry he became, and his face was already full of anger.
Lin Wanrong has been in this world for a month, and she already knows that the era she is in now is called the Hua Dynasty, the emperor's surname is Zhao, and the capital is in Shuntian.
Fortunately, although the Hu army was strong, it never thought that the Dahua army would be defeated so quickly, and the Hu army was not well prepared, and it was in late autumn and early winter, so it had to suspend the offensive, retreat to the grassland, and at the same time reorganize the army to prepare for the next year, and prepare to enter the hinterland of the Central Plains in one fell swoop.
In the former Song Dynasty, Bianzhou was the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, at that time the Great Song Dynasty was incompetent, after the invasion of foreign enemies, threatening the safety of Bianzhou, the Great Song Dynasty had no choice but to move south to Hangzhou, and Bianzhou was called the accompanying capital. The ancestors of the Dahua Dynasty immediately established the country, drove out the Hu people, and founded the Dahua Dynasty, but no one can forget the shame of accompanying the capital Bianzhou. Therefore, what Lin Wanrong said in his mouth, 'Straight Hangzhou as Bianzhou', this stunning son can also understand and deeply believe it. (Note: This book is a completely unfamiliar world, and this Great Song is not the Great Song we are familiar with, but just happens to have the same name.) More on that later. οΌ
Although Lin Wanrong is still a little out of place with this world, he knows that since he has come to this world, he has to put himself in it, no matter what, these are his own compatriots, and he must not allow foreign bullying.
"For a country to become strong, both are indispensable for civil governance and martial arts. It's better to have less songs and dances like this to whitewash the peace. The stunning boy finally made a concluding speech, with a look of concern for the country and the people on his face.
At first, I thought that this dead ladyboy had to get this handsome peach blossom appearance by messing around in the fat powder pile every day, but I didn't expect that he still had some ambitions in his heart. Lin Wanrong's perception of this ladyboy suddenly changed a lot.
It's just that for Lin Wanrong now, it is not his responsibility to enrich the country and strengthen the people for the time being, so he has not shown much interest.
The stunning boy was very dissatisfied with the talented men on the lake, and what he said seemed to have some truth, but Lin Wanrong's professional experience told him that this matter was not as simple as it seemed on the surface, and Lin Wanrong naturally couldn't fully agree with the words of the stunning son.
Lin Wanrong snorted coldly, didn't say anything, and didn't pay attention to the stunning son, just looked at the lake and didn't say a word.
Seeing Lin Wanrong's expression, the stunning boy thought that he was also a gentleman, and frowned: "Brother Tai is famous?" β
Lin Wanrong shook his head and said, "I have never won fame." β
If you can drop the bag, so will I, uncle. But this kid's eyes are really bad, have you ever seen a showman wearing linen and his toes exposed?
The stunning boy said again: "Brother Tai has ever taken the township test?" β
Lin Wanrong continued to shake his head and said, "I don't even know which direction it opened at the door of the examination institute. β
The stunning boy said strangely: "In this way, Brother Tai is not a reading-" He was halfway through his speech, and he had already realized his mistake, so he hurriedly stopped his words and took back the last few words.
Lin Wanrong understood what he meant, and was angry in his heart: Dead lady, what kind of eyes, if Lao Tzu wasn't a reader, he would be able to recite that good poem for the occasion? A highly talented student who graduated from Peking University, in popular words now, is a protΓ©gΓ© of Guozijian, and in a few years, maybe you can go to Guozijian to get some sacrificial wine or something, you dare to despise me like this.
But then again, Lin Wanrong really hasn't read a few books in this era, and it's not completely unreasonable for the shemale son to say that he is not a reader.
Lin Wanrong was extremely unhappy in her heart, snorted softly, and said slowly: "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, West Lake, when will the singing and dancing be closed, and the warm breeze of tourists will be drunk, and Hangzhou will be Bianzhou." β
The ladyboy son's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands again and again and shouted: "Okay, good, a good Qingshan Building outside the mountain, a good West Lake singing and dancing when will it be off." Brother Tai is talented, and it is really extraordinary, but with this sentence, no one in the world can compare with his brother. β
The little guy beside him, who had always been cold to Lin Wanrong, also showed a look of reverence.
Lin Wanrong was amused in her heart, and she despised the sycophant philosophy of this ladyboy very much, but this ladyboy seemed to have taken his pulse, and he was comfortable with this sycophant.
It's just that the ladyboy keeps saying that he looks down on talented people, but he is full of praise for Lin Wanrong's poem, which is really ridiculous.
The ladyboy is also an extremely shrewd person, seeing the look in Lin Wanrong's eyes, he seemed to understand what he meant, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Gaocai, please forgive me, I definitely don't mean to look down on scholars, it's just that the country is in trouble right now, I really can't see Jiangnan Shizi's appearance of 'the country will be difficult, and there is no way to do it', so I was offended, Mr. Gao Feng Liangjie, please forgive me." As he spoke, he really bowed to Lin Wanrong to apologize.
Seeing that this guy has a very good attitude of admitting guilt, and his sycophant kung fu is extremely good, Lin Wanrong is not as knowledgeable as him, so he pretended to help him up, hugged his fists and said: "This brother has a big name?" β
"Don't dare, don't dare, Xiao Qingxuan, Xiao Qingxuan." The ladyboy hurriedly clenched his fists and said respectfully.
"Oh, Brother Xiao, my surname is Lin, and Lin Wanrong is under me." Lin Wanrong said with a smile, without the slightest respect.
"It turned out to be Brother Lin, disrespectful, disrespectful." Xiao Qingxuan looked at Lin Wanrong, and two dimples appeared on his white face, accompanied by a touch of crimson, and there was an indescribable charm between his eyebrows and eyes.