This may be the strangest and most speechless combination in the rivers and lakes, one is the proud daughter of the sky, the precious princess of the Great Qin Emperor. One is the world's first god who is mediocre on the surface, but in fact his heart is like a mirror. One is the young master of the Heavenly Dao Immortal Palace, the head of the six major factions of the righteous path, the other is the palm pearl of the first Jin family in martial arts, and the other is the young master of the second major sect of the Demon Gate. As for Xiao Hei, he is a standard farmer. Such a strange combination has not been seen in the rivers and lakes before, and it will not appear in the future.

However, Xu Jun really didn't want to go on the road with Princess Crescent. Once bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of the well rope, in Xu Jun's heart, Princess Crescent Moon is no different from a poisonous snake. The only difference is that Princess Crescent Moon is more vicious than a snake, and she simply doesn't recognize her six relatives, and all she thinks about all day long is how to rob her Lao Tzu and her brother of the world.

But in this world, no one can do whatever they want, even if they are as chic as Xu Jun, there are also his unspeakable secrets. Xu Jun is now working for the Great Qin Emperor, and the princess is still half of his master, if something really happens to the princess, it is not easy for him to explain to the emperor, after all, he has a request for the Great Qin Emperor. Moreover, the princess was still injured by him, and if something really happened to the princess, he would not be able to escape the relationship.

"Don't worry, this princess has always been a good talker, as long as you follow me into the city, this princess will immediately mobilize an army to protect us, to ensure that no people from the rivers and lakes dare to come to you for trouble, you can recuperate with peace of mind, why do you have to go into the deep mountains and old forests?"

Xu Jun lay on a simple stretcher made of bamboo, and snorted coldly: "If Young Master Ben believes you, it is better to believe that the sow will go up the tree, and if you are willing to come with you, you can go with you, and you don't want to get out of the house quickly, where to play when the wind is cold." Don't dangle in front of Young Master Ben, as soon as Young Master Ben sees you, he can't help but want to hit someone. ”

"Bold, you dare to talk to the princess like this" The maid was furious, the princess waved her hand, signaling that the maid didn't have to care, her face was gloomy, and she followed behind Xu Jun and the others coldly. Her injuries can recover in half a month at most, Xu Jun will have to lie down for at least three months, and the future will be long, among these people, the only ones he is not sure of winning are Xu Jun and Leng Tianying, as long as Leng Tianying leaves, then Xu Jun and these people are not the meat on her board, and they can cut it if they want.

Xu Jun and his party drilled when they saw the forest, they didn't know where they went, what Xu Jun wanted was this effect, only when they themselves were confused, could they make the people chasing them even more confused, this is called the wrong move, it is rare to be confused.

Wanyan Zongtian sat on the ground and said, "Tired, tired of this young master." Brother Xu, where are we going, let's find a place with water?"

Xu Jun glanced at him weakly and said, "Idiot, if you can think of water, you can also think of the people chasing us." So we have to stay away from the current, only then can we be safe. ”

However, if you want to live in dangerous areas such as deserts, forests, swamps, etc., you must find a place with a water source nearby, which is a theorem and common sense. However, this common sense is not only known to Xu Jun, if he lives by the stream, isn't he waiting for a large number of martial arts people to come.

Xu Jun and his entourage shuttled through the dense forest for three days, and finally found a place with many tree holes to live temporarily. Wanyan Zongtian lay on the ground, waving his fat slap and slapping mosquitoes from time to time: "Brother Xu, how many more days do we have to live here, if we stay like this, this young master will feed the mosquitoes." ”

In the hot summer, there are many mosquitoes, and there are more in the dense forest, and they are very large. Although Xu Jun and his party had extremely high martial arts, they were outnumbered and soon defeated and completely defeated by mosquitoes.

Princess Xinyue glared at Wan Yan Zongtian with disdain, Wan Yan Zongtian frowned and said in surprise: "Why do mosquitoes only bite the young master, but not the princess?" Could it be that mosquitoes are also picky eaters and like to eat fat? ”

Xu Jun said speechlessly: "Can you be more stupid, I didn't see the ointment on her body"

"Oh..."Wanyan Zongtian's eyes widened, and he looked like this. But he soon sensed that something was wrong, and he stared at Xu Jun and said, "Why don't mosquitoes bite you?" ”

"Because Young Master Ben also has ointment"

"And who hasn't applied the ointment?"

"There's no one but you"

"I'm relying on" Yan Zongtian was furious, this was deliberately manipulating him, he said angrily: "Why don't you apply some ointment to this young master, do you know how terrible it is to be bitten by mosquitoes." The mosquitoes in the sky, dense, can't be killed, can't be killed, constantly around you, making a buzzing sound, making you irritable, making you eat and sleep and even go to the toilet can not live in peace, until you itch and don't want to live, until you want to hit your head to death. You know how miserable this young master is, can't you consider the feelings of this young master?"

Xu Jun rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, isn't he so strict, isn't he bitten twice by mosquitoes. After he comforted Yan Zongtian, he said: "Don't scream, they deliberately don't give you the medicine, because people are poor and crazy, and mosquitoes will ignore it when they are hungry." You feed them and they won't go crazy and won't bite us. If we all put the ointment on it, they will starve until they are dizzy, they will go crazy with hunger, and then they will bite us without any bite, even if the ointment is applied. So your sacrifice is worth it, sacrifice you one, happiness for all of us"

Xiao Hei, who was sitting on the side, made Xu Jun and Wanyan Zongtian dizzy, he blinked and said: "What are you talking about, I am all dizzy by you, how can I talk one by one like the storyteller in my village."

Wanyan Zongtian glared at Xiao Hei with disdain and said, "With your brain, it is difficult for this young master to explain to you. However, this young master still has some misunderstandings, even if you want to pick someone to feed the mosquitoes, why don't you pick this hillbilly, but pick this young master..."

Xu Jun sighed and said: "This has nothing to do with your background, it has to do with your figure, who called you so fat"

Wanyan Zongtian's collapse, this can be a reason, isn't this discrimination against obese people. Xu Jun and Wanyan Zongtian were arguing here, and the Manichaean Holy Maiden Niya suddenly bowed her head and entered the tree cave and said: "This Holy Maiden has thought about it, it is too boring to stay with you, you have to recuperate for at least three months, and this Holy Maiden is not obliged to accompany you." So this saint decides, go first, and stay here slowly."

Xu Jun narrowed his eyes and said, "You really decided to leave?" ”

Niya nodded, and Xu Jun smiled bitterly and said, "You didn't go back and call someone, you want to kill us all." ”

Nia's face changed, obviously a little panicked, she hurriedly shook her head and said, "No, how could it be?" ”

Xu Jun snorted coldly and said, "Do you take Young Master Ben as a fool?" ”

People in the world always like to think habitually, but they never know their own stupidity. Usually, the more lustful it is. Sexual men, on the contrary, don't care about women, the less they will be confused by women. On the contrary, those lustful but unadulterated men, once a beautiful woman comes to the door, they will immediately forget what their surname is and fall in love... Lust traps, and very unfortunately, men are not not lustful.

Xu Jun sneered again and again, in his two lives combined, it can be said that there are countless royal maidens, and no woman has ever seen it. At first, he was indeed very interested in Nya's beauty, but when he was in the tavern, he discovered that this woman was also not a fuel-efficient lamp. And the heart is very bad, but this is also understandable, people who have been brainwashed have a bit of viciousness in their hearts.

I don't know when, Leng Tianying was already standing behind Niya, Wanyan Zongtian was excited, protecting Xu Jun in front of him, Niya said in horror: "What do you want to do?" ”

Wanyan Zongtian licked his lips and said, "This barren mountain and wild mountain is not much fun, so it is better to have fun with you." I heard that the holy woman of Manichaeism must be born a stone woman, and this young master was very curious and wanted to study it. ”

Niya's eyes were dark, and she almost fainted, can that be studied, it's just a thief. She was horrified: "This saintess doesn't plan to leave, she was just joking with you just now. ”

Xu Jun sighed and said, "Do you really regard Young Master Ben as the kind of man who gets dizzy when he sees a beautiful woman and can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest?" Since we first came here, Young Master Ben has arranged for the cold catcher to guard you all the time, if you dare to escape without permission, you will already be a dead corpse by now. ”

Niya trembled and looked at Xu Jun in surprise, as if she had reacquainted herself with the gentleman in her impression. However, it was too late, her meridians were tragically sealed, her hands were tied behind her back, and a rag was stuffed in her mouth.

This was not Xu Jun's idea, Xu Jun was not interested in torturing her, this was all Jin Huanfeng's idea. Not only that, Jin Huanfeng also thought of a very vicious way to torture Niya, that is, to peel off her coat, expose her skin and flesh, and put it in a tree hole to feed mosquitoes, which is simply inhumane, but in one night, Niya was bitten into a pig's head.

Jin Huanfeng's viciousness made Leng Tianying, Wanyan Zongtian and others once again appreciate how terrible it is for women to be jealous, but Leng Tianying was extremely disgusted with cults like Manichaeism and hated Manichaean people, so not only did he not stop it, but also helped Jin Huanfeng hide it from Xu Jun. Wanyan Zongtian is happy that someone feeds mosquitoes for him, and the dead bald donkey is not dead and poor, he cares so much. As for Xiao Hei and the princess, one is timid by nature, and he doesn't dare to make a sound when he scares two words. One is like a snake and scorpion, and he looks at it with relish.

Ten days later, the princess's injuries gradually healed, and in these ten days, she wanted to find an opportunity to do it more than once, but Leng Tianying had already guarded against her move, intentionally or unintentionally protecting Xu Jun, so that she could not find a chance to start. And she was out of the palace for many days, and she didn't dare to stay too long, so she had no choice but to leave temporarily and make plans.

She wants to leave, and naturally no one dares to stop her. She is the princess of Daqin, and she has the courage to give Leng Tianying a big courage, and she does not dare to imprison the princess. And Jin Huanfeng and the three of them didn't have that martial arts if they wanted to stop it. After the princess left, Xu Jun had to immediately change places to recuperate. Because he knows too well about women like the Crescent Princess, usually women are divided into two kinds, one is like a femme fatale, the other is crazy about love, and the princess obviously does not belong to the second type.

Xu Jun recuperated for three months, and stayed up from summer to autumn before recovering his spiritual power. At this time, the news that he was carrying the formula of the elixir of immortality had spread all over the country like wings, and even the peddlers and pawns on the street knew about it. A large number of martial arts people either acted alone or in groups of three or five, inquiring about his whereabouts everywhere. As soon as he appears, the entire rivers and lakes will immediately become a pot of bloody porridge.

Leng Zhutou had left two months ago because he was concerned about the affairs of the Yamen. However, during this time together, Leng Zhutou and Xu Jun talked very happily, and they had a posture of hating each other. Both of them are geniuses, and they are both like nobody's gentlemen, and they have a similar smell. When Leng Zhutou was leaving, he instructed Xu Jun that if it was in trouble every day, no matter how dangerous it was, as long as Xu Jun sent a letter, he would arrive and go to the soup to fight the fire and never give up.

A long stream of turbid air was discharged from Xu Jun's mouth and nose, he slowly opened his eyes, and said with a cruel smile: "Dead fat man, this young master's spiritual power has recovered, let's go back to the rivers and lakes to do a big job." ”

Wanyan Zongtian shuddered and said, "Brother Xu, what do you want to do?" Now that people all over the world are looking for you, let's keep a low profile and walk the rivers and lakes with ease. ”

"Disguise?" Xu Jun suddenly laughed and said, "What kind of person is this young master, how can he do that kind of thing to hide his head and show his tail." For this young master, he sincerely invites the heroes of the world to hold an immortality conference, as long as anyone can win this young master, the young master will give the elixir formula with both hands. ”

"Brother Xu, what do you want to do? Don't mess around. Wanyan Zongtian couldn't guess Xu Jun's thoughts, but he had a very bad premonition, he was an innocent young master of the Demon Gate, at most he would pick a flower or something, such a dangerous thing, could you not take him.

Wanyan Zongtian muttered, but he could only obey Xu Jun's arrangement, who called him the younger brother, and Xu Jun was the eldest brother. Xu Jun moved his muscles and bones, came to the place where Jin Huanfeng lived, and when he saw the miserable Niya, he was immediately shocked and said, "Who are you?" ”

Niya buzzed and wanted to speak, but there was a broken piece in her mouth, Xu Jun hurriedly took off the rag and said, "You are Niya"

Nia howled and cried, "You madmen, this saint will not let you go"

"Oh, don't let it go, it's better to keep your mouth shut"

Xu Junshen was about to stuff the cloth, and Niya was so frightened that she hurriedly said: "Don't, please, as long as you are willing to let go of this holy woman, you can agree to whatever you want, haven't you always liked this holy woman?" ”

Xu Jun sighed and said: "It's a pity that there are no mirrors, otherwise you will know that the way you look now, I'm afraid the beggars on the street are too lazy to touch you, I'm afraid three of you haven't taken a bath."

Niya's dark face instantly turned a little red, she gritted her teeth and said: "What do you want to do, let's make it clear, although I am a stone girl, as long as you want, this holy woman will satisfy you"

Xu Jun stretched his waist and sneered, in fact, he is not a fool, where would he not guess the fate of Niya, but firstly, he was too lazy to pay attention to these things between women, and secondly, Niya was too arrogant and should be taught a lesson.

"As long as you are willing to help Master Ben infiltrate the Manichaean headquarters, Young Master Ben will let you go, and immediately ask someone to get you water to take a bath and change your clothes."

Niya trembled, and then said in a fierce voice: "I can agree to other requests, but betraying the Holy Sect deserves death." Little thief, you'd better kill this saint quickly, or this saint will nail you to the stake and burn you alive one day..."

Xu Jun fought a cold war, and revenge was vicious. However, how could he be afraid of the curse of a beautiful woman, he shrugged his shoulders, with an indifferent expression, and suddenly leaned on Niya's ear and whispered: "See that fat man over there, he has always been very thoughtful about you, even if you don't take a bath for three months, he won't dislike it." You should know that there are many ways for men to torture women, and even if you are a stone woman, you can make you die and come back to life. If it weren't for Young Master Ben to stop you, you would have been tortured terribly, and you don't want Young Master Ben to let you be alone with him. ”

Niya trembled and looked at Wanyan Zongtian in horror. Wanyan Zongtian, who didn't know why, hurriedly showed a smile that he thought was extremely bright. Unexpectedly, he was already obscene, and his grinning smile made him even more incomparable, and Niya was a little frightened: "What do you want, sue you, this holy woman would rather die than let this dead fat man touch a finger."

"Oh, do you mean fingers" Xu Jun stretched out his fingers, smiled at Niya, and suddenly flicked Niya's forehead, Niya was in pain, gritted her teeth and said: "Little thief, this saint is going to kill you"

Xu Jun snorted coldly and said: "If you open your mouth and close your mouth, you will know how to kill, what about singing?" Let's talk about it when you can move..."

Xu Jun laughed wildly, Wanyan Zongtian blinked, leaned over and said, "Brother Xu, what's so funny?" ”

Xu Jun straightened his face and said: "Young Master Ben has figured it out, this Manichaean saint doesn't know what to do, she is dying to the end, and she is not obedient. Young Master Ben has decided to let you interrogate, no matter what method you use, as long as she takes us into the Manichaean helm. ”

"You, don't force me, or I'll bite my tongue and kill myself"

"You're going to bite your tongue and kill yourself"

Niya nodded, and Xu Jun said with a gloomy smile: "Whatever, but Young Master Ben sues you that biting your tongue can't kill people, and Young Master Ben promises you that if you dare to commit suicide, Young Master Ben will strip your body naked and hang it on a tree on the side of the road, so that all passers-by can enjoy it." ”

"You don't want to die" Niya gritted her teeth, but she was helpless, Xu Jun sneered, and said to Yan Zongtian: "You can do whatever you want, just let her open her mouth"

Wanyan Zongtian rubbed his hands excitedly, felt a dry mouth, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, Niya was so frightened that the hairs all over her body were upside down, and she shouted in horror: "Don't let this dead fat man come over, as long as you let this dead fat man get out, I will take you to the headquarters of Manichaeism."

"That's what you said, Young Master Ben didn't force you..."

Xu Jun hurriedly let Wanyan Zongtian, who was full of disappointment, dodge away, stared at Niya expressionlessly and said, "If you had been so obedient earlier, you wouldn't have suffered so much." You take a shower first, change your clothes, and we'll hit the road tomorrow."

Niya nodded and said, "Well, you first loosen the rope for this holy woman, and this holy woman needs to make it easier."

"Okay, if you want to be convenient, this young master will accompany you..."

Xu Jun's spiritual power was exhausted, and he was not afraid of what tricks Niya would play, he accompanied Niya to the depths of the woods, and Niya said to him: "You turn your head, don't look..."

Xu Jun smiled and said, "You have to hurry up, otherwise Young Master Ben is not a gentleman, and he will definitely peek." I advise you, you'd better not try to escape, here in the barren mountains and mountains, your meridians are blocked, and without spiritual power, you can't escape if you want to."

Niya nodded, pretending to squat down conveniently, but when Xu Jun turned his head, he took out a bamboo tube with the thickness of a finger from the dark compartment on the sole of his shoe, and suddenly pulled out the plug on the bamboo tube, and a flame rushed into the sky, bursting into the emblem of Manichaeism in the air, and a special fragrance suddenly floated in the air, which quickly drifted with the wind and dispersed in all directions. Xu Jun's face changed drastically, and he slowly turned his head and said, "What are you doing?" Don't you want to live? ”

Niya gritted her teeth and said: "You thief, just now this holy woman has already released a signal, it won't be long before the masters of Manichaeism will arrive, if you know each other, you will obediently release this holy woman." Otherwise, when the Manichaean masters arrive, this holy woman will definitely cut you alive with a thousand knives."

"That's a good idea, since you don't want to take Young Master Ben to the Manichaean helm, then Young Master Ben will set a trap and wait for them to take the bait. Do you think that you betrayed Manichaeism and deliberately lured them in so that Young Master Ben could catch them? ”

"You, what do you want to do?" Niya's face changed greatly, she patronized people, but she ignored a very obvious problem, that is, Xu Jun's martial arts are extremely high, no matter how many ordinary masters come, they will only be killed by him, which is useless at all, she is tantamount to letting the masters of Manichaeism come to send them to death.

"Hmph, toast and don't eat and drink, dare to go against this young master, this young master wants you to have a long memory"

Xu Jun knocked Niya unconscious with a knife hand, and when Niya woke up again, she found herself toppled in the air with a rag stuffed in her mouth. What made her tremble even more was that on the branch above her head, there was a huge honeycomb, and countless bees flew in front of her, stopping at her from time to time, and she wanted to cry out in fright for a while. However, he had a rag stuffed in his mouth, and he couldn't make a sound at all.

Wanyan Zongtian muttered: "Brother Xu, according to the meaning of the young master, she should be stripped naked and hung upside down there, so that the effect is greatly reduced, and it is not ornamental at all."

"Look at your uncle, if you dare to be verbose, believe it or not, Young Master Ben will strip you naked and pour them out."

Wanyan Zongtian shuddered, and muttered: "You are still so polite to the enemy, Brother Xu, your heart softens when you see a beautiful woman." ”

Xu Jun said angrily: "Fart, is Young Master Ben that kind of person?" You fat man with a filthy mind and a low level of fun. We can be bad people, we can do bad things, but we can only eat animals, not animals."

Wanyan Zongtian pursed his lips and stopped squeaking. After about a pillar of incense, Xiao Hei and Jin Huanfeng rushed to Xu Jun's side and said, "Twenty-one Manichaean masters have come from all directions, and their martial arts are not weak."

Xu Jun said with a grim face: "It's just a group of rabble, and Young Master Ben alone is enough to deal with them." Hide around and prevent them from escaping. Remember, a dead man is just a corpse, of no use, catch alive"

Jin Huanfeng and the three nodded, dealing with a master like Leng Tianying, the three of them may not be able to help much, but against ordinary masters like Manichaeism, even if Xu Jun doesn't make a move, Jin Huanfeng and the three of them can solve it. R1152