Chapter 619: Thin Man, Fat Man, White Face

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Chapter 619: Thin Man, Fat Man, White Face

Although it has not yet reached the time of the bonus, at least the willow has been green, the fork of the Weishui River bank flows south to Chang'an City, and the two sides of this section of the canal dug out artificially are two rows of neat rows of weeping willows that have been planted at the beginning. The more unattended things are, the better to feed, from Chang'an City to here, seventy miles from here, the trees on both sides of the bank are planted, and no one takes care of them, but most of them are alive, occasionally a few trees die before they grow up, and they are also broken off by the naughty boy who doesn't know whose house to ride as a horse.

A layer of new green has emerged on the ground on both sides of the embankment, which makes people feel bright and comfortable when they look at it. I don't know whose bold shepherd boy rode an old ox to pick willow branches to make willow flutes under a weeping willow tree, and from time to time glanced at the huge fleet in the distance. In the young man's eyes, the fleet was as hideous and terrifying as a wild beast, but driven by curiosity, he still wanted to get closer and see more clearly.

The Ranger galloped past him on a tall horse, causing him to frown at the dust that had stirred up, and then spat a few mouthfuls of dirt that flew into his mouth. He didn't know where these seemingly mighty soldiers came from, but he was envious of the refined armor on their bodies. I couldn't help but think that if I grew up, I would definitely be a soldier, and I would be very happy and proud to think that I would be able to ride such a beautiful horse without worrying about food and clothing.

The massive warships anchored along the river, and from a distance they looked like a huge city that had risen from the ground overnight. It's just that there are less fireworks and more cold killing.

He didn't dare to get closer, because before he went out, his father and mother had told him that those soldiers were murderous demons who did not blink. If he gets too close, in case a rain of arrows comes, not to mention his little man, even the rough-skinned old scalper will not want to live.

He thought it was safe to observe the big ships from this distance, but he didn't know that he was already within range of the archers. It's just that how could those elite archers on the big ship do something to a little doll like him, his scared and curious appearance made those soldiers feel amused to watch.

"Aren't you afraid that they will catch you and sell you?"

I don't know when, a handsome young man in a black robe appeared next to the shepherd boy. The shepherd boy frightened the boss and said how did this man get to his side? He subconsciously shrank back, his hand clenched the wooden sword that Grandpa made for him at his waist.

The black-robed young man is extremely beautiful, especially the white teeth that are exposed when he smiles, which makes people like it even more. Because he did not look like a wicked man, but like a fairy, the shepherd boy was frightened for a moment, and then regained his calm.

"How did you get to me?"

After the shepherd boy asked this sentence curiously, he realized that there were two beautiful sisters who were fighting not far away. One wore a long lilac dress, and the other wore a goose-yellow shirt. It doesn't seem like the two of them exist in the world, how do you look at it, you feel that they are the legendary immortals who will step on the clouds and fly in the sky.

"I flew here."

The black-robed man pointed to the sky and said, "I was ordered by the Jade Emperor to come to the world to check the people's situation and see if the people are still suffering. ”

"Who is the Jade Emperor?"

The child asked, a little puzzled.

The black-robed man smiled and said, "It's the emperor in the sky, much bigger than the emperor on earth." ”

"Is there really an emperor in the sky?"

"Really."

"And what if you see that the people are still suffering?"

"Then arrest the emperor of the world and spank him."

"Huh?"

The shepherd boy was startled, and said that this man was really too bold. The tiger's ass can't even be touched, let alone the emperor's? He looked at the two beautiful sisters in the distance, and then at the handsome man in front of him, and said in his heart that these three people looked like a good match, but who was his wife? Is it purple or goose-yellow? Isn't the child born to a person with such a sign be beautiful and make people jealous to death?

The little boy is actually entangled in this kind of problem.

"Then what are you looking for me for?"

The shepherd boy asked.

The black-robed man smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor asked me to ask, what kind of emperor do you people like?" ”

"Can feed me every ten days...... No...... It's good to have a meal of meat every half a month, and it's the kind of food that can be eaten vigorously. Then there are new clothes to wear during the Chinese New Year...... It would be better if I could go to the countryside to study. ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"Is this easy?"

The shepherd boy looked at the black-robed man in front of him like an idiot, and said with some sarcasm: "I have such an idea alone, there are more than thirty children in our village, but I am afraid that it will be the same as mine." The adults must have more ideas than me, there are hundreds of people in the village, that is, how much food, how much cloth, how much meat can be satisfied, if the people of the world think like me, then how much food, how much cloth, how much meat? ”

The black-robed man was stunned for a moment, then nodded and exclaimed: "That's very good, I didn't expect you to think of these things at a young age, it's not easy." ”

He took out a piece of gold from his bosom and handed it to the young man, saying, "This thing can at least give you meat to eat and new clothes this year, even if you go to the countryside to study." ”

The shepherd boy didn't dare to take it, so he hesitated and asked, "What should I exchange with you?" If you're an old scalper who has a crush on me, I'll never will. The family is still counting on it to open the fields. ”

"Don't change anything, what you just said is enough."

The black-robed man smiled and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Feng Yuanyi."

After the child took the gold bill, he raised his chin and said proudly: "My family has also been a big official, so I have naturally learned more than others since I was a child." ”

The black-robed man was stunned, and said in his heart that it was him.

He smiled, rubbed the child's head and said, "Go home, don't take out this piece of gold at will, if you encounter difficulties in your family in the future, you will sell you for money, and you will take it out to your father and mother." A manly man always has to pee standing up, if you can still pee standing up when you are fourteen then come to me, I will let you eat meat every day, I promise. ”

The shepherd boy didn't understand, but he defended his parents: "Why is my father willing to sell me? Even if you sell this old scalper, you won't sell me. Then he said proudly: "Pee, none of the children in the village are my opponents, I can pee so high!" ”

He reached out and gestured at height.

"Haha!"

The black-robed man smiled, "Go home, maybe we'll meet again." When the time comes, I'll let you stand on a very high place and pee, how about you pee farther than anyone else. ”

"Where?"

"In the right."

……

……

The little shepherd boy Feng Yuanyi naturally didn't know how much opportunity he had encountered, and what he didn't know was that someone's little kindness changed his life with a word. Although the black-robed man was not a qualified immortal in his eyes, he still decided to listen to that guy. The gold should be hidden, and if one day the family is really short of money, it will be better to take it out by yourself, and then my father and mother will be very happy.

Life is so wonderful, who knew that this encounter made history lose one of the most famous eunuchs, and one more prime minister who never appeared in the history books?

Ye Huaisleeve slowly walked to Li Xian's side, looked at the young man's back and smiled: "You seem to be in a very good mood today, you actually have the intention to talk so much to a child." ”

Li Xian shook his head and said, "I was in a bad mood, but after meeting this child, I have changed a lot...... Recently, my luck has been getting better and better, and I really didn't expect to meet one or two wonderful people casually. This kid will have a great future in the future, maybe he will leave a name in history. ”

"Do you know how to look?"

Zhang Xiaodi walked over with a face full of disbelief: "Brother Anzhi really thinks he is an immortal?" ”

"I'm not an immortal, but I'm probably the closest person to an immortal in this world."

Li Xian smiled and didn't explain anything.

"Brother Anzhi, when will you bring your aunt back?"

Zhang Xiaodi asked.

"It won't be long, no more than ten days at the latest."

Li Xian smiled at Zhang Xiaodi and said seriously: "But before I took my aunt back, I went to Chang'an City to find that fat man, and I dared to deceive my aunt into the East Palace in my name." Although Li Jiancheng would never dare to touch his aunt's hair easily, even the current Tang Emperor would treat his aunt as a guest. But the fat man did go too far in this matter, and this kind of thing should be punished. ”

"He also did this to be more sure of success, thinking that as long as he said his purpose, the Red Buddha would not refuse no matter what, and it was normal to follow him to the East Palace."

Ye Huaisleeve persuaded.

She and Zhang Wancheng were old acquaintances, although they were a few years younger than Zhang Wancheng, but she still resisted a little in her heart when she asked her to call her aunt with Li Xian and Zhang Xiaodi.

"Still can't do it."

Li Xian said seriously: "With my relatives as a bet, this kind of thing cannot be forgiven no matter what. Don't worry, I'm reluctant to kill him, that's a guy who is even more interesting than Wang Qinian. But it is still necessary to endure some hardships to make him have a long memory, and who knows what kind of mess will be caused by using him next time. ”

"Ann no ......"

Ye Huaisleeve looked at Li Xian, who had a calm face, hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you really plan to enter Chang'an City?" I still think it's too risky, in case Li Yuan has any dirty thoughts, there is no point in you only bringing five hundred cavalry into the city. If Zhang Da and General Daxi were there, they would never agree, and I think the military advisor would not have agreed if he knew, so there was really no need to go into the city. ”

"Always going to go."

Li Xian stood on the river embankment with his hands in his hands, looked at the distance and said seriously: "I have been planning for so long to enter Chang'an City, so many people have been preparing for me to enter the city for so long, if I still can't guarantee safety when I enter the city, then don't say that my subordinates are too incompetent, but I myself seem too incompetent." ”

He looked back at Ye Huaichong and said: "Chang'an City is inevitable, the drama still has to be performed, and it is impossible for peaceful evolution to be without danger at all, and it is often more magnificent and magnificent." ”

"Also...... Since there is no point in bringing 500 cavalry, it is simply not necessary to bring 500 cavalry. It is enough to pick sixty of the green shirts of the sword guard battalion to follow me, and then bring Wu Yunzhao with you. Isn't there still a thin man, a fat man, and a white face in the city, and besides, the person in the deepest part didn't use it last time, and if there is any danger, he can save the day. Rest assured ......"

Li Xian smiled and said, "You care about my life, I care more than you may be." I've been afraid of death since I was a child, and I'm still afraid of death...... Since I shoot to death, there are naturally many means to save my life. ”

Ye Huaisleeve was silent, and Zhang Xiaodi was also silent.

In Chang'an City, a thin man, a fat man, and a white-faced man sat together, looked at each other, and then smiled bitterly in unison.

"Is the lord really going into the city?"

Wang Qinian, who is as thin as a bamboo pole and looks as obscene as Nezha's animated version of Shen Gongbao, nodded, looked at the white face of the questioner and said seriously: "Do you think it's interesting for me to make up such a lie?" The lord enters the city, but if there is a little inappropriateness, the three of us will die, so you two better be careful...... One has been in Chang'an for half a year, the other has been in Chang'an for nearly three years, and I have only been here for less than ten days, and the two of you will die first. ”

"Why did you forget that there is another one in the palace who has been here for more than a year?"

The white-faced Wu Bushan said with a frown.

"Him?"

The fat man couldn't help but shudder and said: "They all say that you look like a white-faced Cao Cao, but in my opinion, compared to him, you are simply a cute little flower cat." That guy was so cloudy, I felt cold when I got close to him. ”

"And the people you're really afraid of?"

Wu Bushan sneered.

When the fat man Wan Yulou heard this, he suddenly made a sad face: "My business has been committed, how do you say the main guild will punish me?" ”

"Cut it, the lord has always had the urge to cut someone once. The lord has said several times that Yang Guang had a Wen Jiao around him at the beginning, and then there was a rain Xiaolou who was a bull-strong eunuch, and in the future, I will make one myself and take it with me, preferably a fat man. ”

Wang Qinian said very seriously.

"General Wang, you're too vicious!"

Wan Yulou said with a sad face: "The last sentence must have been filled in by you." ”

Wang Qinian smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will suggest this to the lord." ”

The fat man gritted his teeth, suddenly sat up straight and said seriously: "I plan to become a nun, and you will come to my nunnery more often to burn incense in the future." ”

"Where the fuck do you look like a nun?"

The fat man stood up and said sadly: "You are too bullying, are you damn cut off and don't allow me to go to my sisters for reunion?" ”