Everyone in the audience let out a laugh, and they were happy to hear it, and some people laughed: "You old man, you can talk." d-m”

The old man was full of smiles, Tuan Tuan made a gesture, and said with a smile: "The little old man has been lonely for half his life, has no children and no daughters, and has no skills, so he will play a monkey and laugh at everyone." If you are happy to see it, you will reward the little old man with some hard-earned money, those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will support a personal field, and the little old man will thank you. ”

He was again in a group, and then he walked back to the center of the field with a smile, and with a bang on the gong, he began to direct the two monkeys.

The so-called monkey is actually what later generations called macaques. The two monkeys, one big and one small, the larger one about two feet long, and the tail also a foot long, squatted on the ground almost past the middle of the old man's thigh. The little one, which was more than a foot high, squatted there and was not even the old man's knees.

Except for their size, the two monkeys are quite similar in other places, the head is brown, the back is brownish-yellow, the lower part is orange-red, quite shiny, the ventral surface is pale grayish-yellow, and the chest and abdomen legs are more gray than the gray, which looks quite layered. The face is thin, there is no swirling hair radiating on the top of the head, the forehead is slightly protruding, the shoulder hair is short, the limbs have five toes, and there are flat nails.

Both monkeys have red buttocks, but the smaller monkey is darker, with high brow bones and deep eye sockets, thinking that it is a female monkey.

Although the monkey is a clever animal, it is still a beast compared to humans, so it is not difficult to train: all animals have been trained in two ways: there are only two kinds - whip and sugar cubes.

In fact, people are similar, and if they want to make people obedient, there are nothing more than two kinds - carrots and sticks.

The purpose of the whip is to make the monkey listen to the command, and the whip is to give the monkey a piece of candy to eat after the monkey has been smoked, so that the monkey will have the feeling of "you whip me with a whip for my own good", and eliminate the hostility between the monkey and the monkey. Monkey puppeteers take advantage of people's curiosity that monkeys can imitate human movements and postures, and take a small amount of money from the viewer's pocket to use it.

The monkey did not know what it was doing, nor did it understand the meaning of the actions it was repeating, but it only knew that it would listen to the monkey and follow the sound of the gong, and that it would not be whipped and that it would have candy to eat. As for the monkey trickster's singing while beating the gong, it is just a gorgeous coat to disguise the purpose of paying money, and to make the original intention look better.

As for whether the monkey's performance is likable or not, although it is due to the difference in IQ that affects the level of the monkey's performance, it really depends on the level of the monkey tricker. A clever monkey trickster will let the people who watch the monkey blame and blame the monkey for the monkey's poor performance, but will not point the finger at himself; And even the monkeys themselves feel sorry for their master's care and feel guilty.

But obviously, the fat old man in front of him who doesn't know whether he is a real Taoist or a fake Taoist priest, his skills are really not very good.

As soon as the gong sounded, he shouted at the two monkeys: "Come here, stand still!" ”

When the big monkey heard his master's order, he immediately bent down and picked up a wooden stick from the ground, which was about three feet long, and came to stand in front of his master, but the little monkey was not very peaceful. It first blinked at its master, then ran a few steps outside, and then ran back, and circled the big monkey standing a few times, looking him up and down, as if wondering why his companion was standing.

After looking at it for a while, it flicked its lower limbs and turned its head on the spot.

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd of onlookers, and most of the laughter was teasing. A voice sneered, "Old man, what are you training monkeys?" I don't even listen to the words, when we haven't seen each other? It's not the first time I've seen this monkey, people are so good, let them do anything, and they know how to be funny. ”

The fat Taoist priest was also angry, his face turned blue, and he yelled at the little monkey, but the little monkey didn't pay attention to it at all, and stopped turning his head, but he squatted there and grimaced at the fat Taoist.

The onlookers burst into laughter again.

The fat Taoist priest failed to perform, not only lost face, but also lost the inside, and immediately became angry, and scolded for a while, seeing that the little monkey was still playing by himself, he was so angry that he picked up a whip from the ground and walked towards the little monkey angrily. The little monkey didn't know what to think, but he stood there stupidly, and when the fat Taoist priest came closer, he whipped the little monkey fiercely.

The little monkey was in pain, and suddenly jumped three feet high, made a squeaky cry, and hid to the side. The old Taoist priest refused to give up, although he was fat and old, he was not satisfied at all, obviously as a Taoist, he couldn't say that he had learned some kung fu when he was young. I saw that the fat Taoist priest was walking like flying, and the whip in his hand was swept towards the little monkey who had no head and no brain. The little monkey couldn't hide, so he had to take it, and his cry became more and more rapid and miserable.

The little monkey was circling around, hiding behind the big monkey, but the old Taoist priest who played the monkey still didn't let it go, and rushed over with big strides.

The people around the onlookers were very happy to watch, although this Taoist priest's performance failed, but they found it particularly interesting.

A humane expression suddenly flashed on the little monkey's face, and the squeaky sound in his mouth actually had a bit of vicious meaning. It suddenly turned around, rushed to the side of the pile of debris, and then took out a knife from it, and let out a vicious cry from its mouth, and a monkey's face was full of ferocity and hideousness, and rushed towards the fat Taoist priest. The little monkey was small and extremely fast, like a yellow lightning bolt, and swooped to the fat Taoist priest. The fat Taoist priest didn't expect this to happen, so he was stunned for a moment, a little at a loss. But it was this stunned effort, the little monkey had already picked up the knife in his hand and cut a deep blood mark on his face, although it was not deep, but the blood immediately seeped out.

The fat Taoist priest slashed a knife, first stunned, then touched his face, looked at the red in the palm of his hand, and suddenly shouted angrily, and rushed towards the little monkey with a whip, it seems that it is not a beating. I'm afraid that tonight, this fat Taoist priest will have more monkey brains or monkey meat in his meal, and I can't say for sure.

At this time, the big monkey who had been watching coldly suddenly also mixed in, it was obviously planning for a long time, and raised the wooden stick in his hand with a shout, and took advantage of the old Taoist priest's idea, and smashed a stick on the old Taoist priest's head. The old Taoist priest shook it, and with a snort, he fell to the ground.

Apparently knocked out.

The surrounding audience suddenly let out a loud scream, their eyes widened, and their hearts were full of surprise. Everyone has watched a lot of monkey plays, but it is the first time they have seen such a scene - two monkeys, one big and one small, knocked out their masters!

What kind of world is this, and is there any royal law?

When the two monkeys, one big and one small, saw that their master was knocked unconscious, they threw the things in their hands and let out a cry of joy in their faces, which was very joyful.

The people around me saw the freshness, and they didn't want to leave more and more, and they all wanted to see what was going on. Such a rare thing is also fresh for everyone to see. The two monkeys jumped and jumped, and then rummaged through a pile of debris, not knowing what to find. It's just that they're clearly going to be disappointed, and they don't seem to have what they're looking for.

At this time, a voice suddenly came from the crowd: "Are these two monkeys hungry?" ”

As he spoke, he threw over a piece of bread that had been left over from eating, and the two lynx's eyes suddenly lit up, and they rushed towards the piece of bread while screaming. The big monkey picked up the cake and broke a slightly larger piece himself, and the remaining small piece was given to the little monkey, but the gap was not too big.

The two monkeys devoured it, and they were really hungry. Some of the onlookers threw over what they hadn't finished eating, but these two monkeys didn't pay attention to what they were given, and they were very good at serving.

At this time, the old Taoist priest suddenly stood up from the ground, looked at everyone with a smile, made a Luo hoop, hugged his fists and said: "How about everyone, this monkey show of the little old man is still a little fresh, right?" Can it still get into everyone's eyes? ”

Everyone suddenly realized that the scene of the conflict with the monkey just now was completely arranged by the old man himself. Looking at it this way, it is really very new, and it is much better than those monkey shows in the past.

The old Taoist priest struck the gong, and the two monkeys immediately rushed back to his side, squatting there honestly, how obedient and obedient they were, where was the fierce appearance half a minute ago? However, the bag bulging up on the old man's head proves that the stick just now is not a fake trick, if it is not really full of strength, how can it hide from these audiences?

The old man walked towards the crowd with a gong, and said with a smile: "Those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money hold a personal field, thank you......"

As soon as he heard that the old man was asking for money, there was an uproar, and most of the crowd of onlookers suddenly dispersed, and they all walked out, pretending that they had just seen nothing. There are also some people who have some spare money and are willing to give it, but at most it is only a few copper plates.

Dong Zhongyong had been grinning just now, he had never seen this before, he was smiling with teeth and eyes, he was watching with relish, and the novelty was tight.

It's just that he didn't want to give money, so he pulled Dong Zhongkang's sleeve and said, "Big brother, let's go and discuss with him about buying monkeys?" I don't know if he wants to sell it. ”

Dong Zhongkang's expression was a little dignified, he stared at the old man, lowered his voice, and said slowly: "Don't worry, don't talk about this in a crowded place, otherwise he may ask for a price." Later, let's follow him, see where he goes, and find a place where there are few people. Dong Zhongyong didn't notice his abnormality, and admired: "It's still the eldest brother, you are thoughtful." ”

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