Na Haonan would enter the palace every two days to send the elixir, and then under the guise of this, he would take a look at Queen Zhang Yan by the way.

The emperor always stayed in the Qianqing Palace, with the elixir of immortal medicine waiting, and the three concubines accompanying him day and night, so he was naturally happy. There was no trace of the emperor in the entire palace or even the harem, and it was naturally controlled by the queen.

Today, after Di Haonan delivered the medicine as usual, he happened to see Zhang Yan in the back garden.

The eunuchs and palace maids who served were all Zhang Yan's people, and they were even bought by Di Haonan. "What? Looks unhappy today! ”

Zhang Yanqiang smiled to herself and said, "I, the queen, are about to be abolished!" ”

Di Haonan was stunned, thinking in his heart that he had stolen the queen and that the Emperor of the Apocalypse knew about it?

Seeing Deng Haonan's nervous look, Zhang Yan smiled and said, "What? Scared? ”

"I'm afraid?"

Na Haonan laughed back, his face was calm and calm, but there were shocking waves. He was not afraid that the Emperor of the Apocalypse would know, but he was afraid that he would not have time to stop it, let the world know, and it would have an impact on Di Haonan's pictogram.

Zhang Yan didn't know what Deng Hao was thinking, but seeing his calm face, she herself was a lot more relieved.

"I mean, these days, Concubine Cheng, Concubine Hui and Concubine Rong occupy the emperor every day, it is difficult for me to meet the emperor, I don't know what they say bad things about me, sooner or later I will be abolished by the emperor and sent to the cold palace."

Na Haonan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out to be this thing. arranged for Concubine Cheng, Concubine Hui and Concubine Rong to occupy the time of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, which was deliberately arranged by Deng Haonan. Since you want to steal the queen, you naturally have to let the emperor forget about the queen.

"Wouldn't that be better?" Deng Haonan stepped forward to wrap his arms around Zhang Yan's small waist and said with a smile: "The emperor of the province is here to harass us!" ”

Zhang Yan slapped away Deng Haonan's outstretched claws, and said coquettishly: "You think I don't know your tricks?" When people knew that you were the mastermind behind the three of them, they hated you to death! ”

"And now?"

Di Haonan's hands went in in spite of the difficulties, and when he hugged Zhang Yan for the second time, he was not refused.

"When I meet you, a rival whose skin is thicker than the city wall, I can only accept my fate!"

Di Haonan said: "Isn't it good to be with me? ”

Zhang Yan looked at Deng Haonan, compared to the pair of panda eyes and miserable white skin of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, Na Haonan's angular and heroic posture was a hundred times stronger than the Emperor of the Apocalypse's sick appearance.

"But with you, I'll never have a name or a place!"

"Isn't that easy?" Di Haonan smiled: "You pretend to die of illness, and then I will quietly take you out of the palace!" When the time comes, no one will know if you change your name! ”

"No way!" Zhang Yan said disagreeingly: "How can the parents who received the name change it?" ”

Seeing that Haonan hesitated, Zhang Yan snorted and said, "No sincerity!" ”

Women are to be coaxed!

Na Haonan thought for a while and said with a smile: "Yiqiē depends on you, you can do whatever you want!" ”

Zhang Yan blinked and asked, "Really?" ”

"Really!"

"Will you give me a name?"

"Of course!"

"You're not afraid of the gossip of the whole world?"

"Don't be afraid!"

Di Haonan didn't blink his eyes, and answered her very directly.

Zhang Yan looked at Na Haonan for a long time, thanked in her heart, kissed Na Haonan gently, and said with a smile: "Forget you!" Although I know that you only say nice things to make me happy, but I am really happy! ”

"How so?" Deng Haonan smiled: "What I said can shine on the sun and the moon!" ”

Zhang Yan was amused by Deng Haonan, and her mood was much better.

"If only I had met you a few years ago!"

"It's not too late!"

Zhang Yan shook her head. said: "I am destined to not see the light between me and you, how can I be tired of you? After a while, I will give up the position of the queen to Concubine Cheng, and then jump out of the red dust to become a monk, if you still have the courage to come and try! ”

"You're a monk?" Deng Haonan was stunned for a moment, and then quipped: "Can you stop me if you become a monk?" ”

"You dare to defy the gods?"

"You and I were scared? Gods, uh, can't stop me from coming to you! Deng Haonan smiled and said: "It's just that when you shave off this jet-black ship and become bald, I don't know what it will feel like when you kiss you and hug you again?" ”

"You're bald?" Zhang Yanjiao said angrily: "I don't need to be a monk, I just pray for blessings for a lifetime!" ”

Hua Haonan laughed and said, "Since it's just praying, let's go directly to my bed and pray for blessings!" That's better! ”

"You bad billet! Full of bad water! ”

Zhang Yan was so angry that her face was flushed, and she stomped her feet violently. picked up two pink fists and hit Na Haonan.

Di Haonan dodged left and right, saw the move, the two chased each other, and frolicked in the back garden for a while.

That is, the garden of the palace is too big, and no one can see the two frolicking, and the sound is blocked by the rockery and stone forest, and it is not clear from afar.

After a long time, Zhang Yan was tired and panting, pinching her waist and saying coquettishly: "Come here!" ”

Na Haonan shook his head and said, "No, don't go over!" ”

Zhang Yan stomped her feet and said coquettishly: "Can you come over and let me fight?" ”

Di Haonan rolled his eyes, and finally honestly let Zhang Yan vent, and the two of them recovered again.

"Don't think I'm joking!" Zhang Yan pouted and said, "What I said is true! ”

Seeing Zhang Yan's serious appearance, Hao Nan felt her strangeness.

Rubbing his poor arm, Deng Haonan asked, "Why do you suddenly think like this?"

Zhang Yan sighed: "Isn't it all your fault? ”

"Blame me?"

Di Haonan was confused.

I only heard Zhang Yan say: "If you hadn't deliberately instructed Xiao Liuzi to arrange for the three of them to serve the emperor every day, as a result, the imperial doctor found out that Concubine Cheng was pregnant yesterday, and I, the queen without eggs, would not have been abolished sooner or later!" Rather than being abolished and losing face with his father, it is better to take the initiative to give up the position of queen. ”

"Concubine Cheng is pregnant?" Na Haonan's shocked expression was no less than hearing a comet hit the earth.

"How could she possibly get pregnant? Na Haonan said puzzledly: "The immortal medicine that the emperor eats is impossible to have **!" ”

Zhang Yan glared at Na Haonan angrily for a long time, and said, "I know that you did it!" ”

That Haonan said that he leaked his mouth. A face full of embarrassment.

Fortunately, Zhang Yan has accepted Deng Haonan, and she no longer pursues the previous things, let alone what Deng Haonan has done.

"You are clever but you are mistaken by cleverness". Zhang Yan said angrily: "Although the emperor ate your elixir, he will not take the initiative to spoil the concubine, but those three sluts don't know where to learn the obscene moves, the emperor did not favor them, they even ignored the emperor's weak body and took the initiative to take the emperor's dragon essence." This made Concubine Cheng pregnant, and the other two sluts are probably almost pregnant."

Di Haonan asked a little puzzled: "If you say it more carefully, how did they get the dragon essence?" ”

Zhang Yan's face was crimson, and it burned all the way to her neck. Fortunately, he is already very close to Deng Haonan. What was originally unspeakable was finally spoken.

"They don't abide by women's morals, and they actually take advantage of the emperor's confusion to ride the dragon essence on the emperor's body, which is really bold!"

Na Haonan was stunned for a while before he figured out the reason. It turned out that when a woman from a good family had sex with her husband in ancient times, she could only lie down honestly and passively accept the rain and dew. And in the palace, it is even stricter, out of the majesty of the emperor, the concubine can only be pampered with rain and dew. And Concubine Cheng, Concubine Hui and Concubine Rong in Zhang Yan's mouth have been serving the emperor, but they can't get the emperor's active favor, so they changed from passive to active, and took advantage of the emperor's confusion to get pregnant by taking out the emperor's rain and dew.

It is the rule for the emperor to ride a concubine, and a concubine riding the emperor is not to abide by women's morals and rebellion, Deng Haonan just shook his head and smirked.

"In fact, there should be more tricks between husband and wife to be happy!"

Zhang Yan looked at Deng Haonan quietly, and suddenly said, "Are you still looking at them?" Do you think I should be like them? ”

Na Haonan saw that Zhang Yan's face was not good, and he was stunned for a while.

Zhang Yan suddenly said angrily: "You bastard, when I am a prostitute? ”

Trouble!

Na Haonan hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that."

"That's what you mean!"

Zhang Yan's fire was very big, and she was beaten with a pink fist.

Zhang Yan's excitement reminded Deng Haonan of his delicate lady. A woman who is obedient to him like Wan Shu, when Hao Nan had sex with her, she also wanted to increase the fun of poop tricks, but she was strongly rejected by Wan Shu every time.

Even a Wanshu has not been settled, so it is even more impossible for Zhang Yan, who is subject to strict family education and state education, to accept it.

Di Haonan begged for hardship, and when he saw that Zhang Yan was unrelenting, he simply hugged her tightly and sealed her fragrant lips with his mouth. When Zhang Yan couldn't breathe, she stopped slapping, and gradually catered to Na Haonan, aggrieved tears flowed, and Deng Haonan hurriedly kissed her bitter tears.

After apologizing, Zhang Yan gradually stopped sobbing.

Na Haonan then changed the topic and said: "Actually, you don't have to worry about the queen's position, even if Concubine Cheng is pregnant, do you guarantee that the child she gives birth to will not survive?" ”

Zhang Yan was surprised: "Do you want to poison them?" ”

Di Haonan rolled his eyes, patted Zhang Yan's buttocks dissatisfiedly, and said, "Who do you think of as a husband?" Am I that vicious? ”

"And what do you mean?" Zhang Yan felt that Deng Haonan slapped her buttocks very hard, and knew that she had touched Na Haonan's reverse scales.

"I'll sue you!" Deng Haonan said: "The emperor smokes a lot of cigarettes every day, and he can rely on immortal medicine to hang his life. This thing can give him happiness and make him an immortal. But there is a price to be paid for becoming an immortal, that is, it is difficult for him to get his concubine pregnant, and even if he is pregnant, the child born will not survive! ”

Zhang Yan covered her mouth in surprise when she heard this, and looked at Na Haonan in disbelief.

Na Haonan gave her a positive look, because he knew in his heart that people who take drugs cannot have children, even if they are barely pregnant, they will either be stillborn or early. This is still the end of the high-tech medical conditions in later generations, and in the case of the low survival rate of births in ancient times, it is even more unbearable. "Really?"

"I won't lie to you."

Zhang Yan burst into laughter, lightly hammered Deng Haonan, and said with a smile: "It's almost the same!" ”

Na Haonan asked, "You just want to be a queen so much?"

Zhang Yan sighed: "Do you think it's easy to be a queen? My parents wanted me to be queen. I don't know how much family wealth and hard work have been wasted, and I entered the palace all to repay my parents for their nurturing grace! ”

Na Haonan nodded and said, "You don't have to worry, as long as I am here, no one can move your position as the queen!" ”

Zhang Yan glanced at Deng Haonan and said, "I can say something nice to make people happy!" ”

"Don't believe it!" Deng Haonan said with a smile: "Our Ming Dynasty is not the emperor's arbitrary, I, a scholar of the Eastern Pavilion, have the right to vote, and if I bring a few ministers together, the emperor will not be able to abolish you!" ”

"Scholar of the East Court?"

Zhang Yan was stunned when she heard this, and said with a smile: "You are thick-skinned enough, as far as you know, there are no more than 100 words" Becoming a scholar of Dongge University is already a green smoke from the ancestral tomb. It's okay to talk about it in front of me, but don't go outside and say it, me

Muttered a mi! Cancel us?

Na Haonan immediately used both hands and mouths to punish Zhang Yan, and she didn't stop until she begged for mercy again and again.

After a long time, Zhang Yan suddenly looked at Deng Haonan with affection and said, "Thank you for your comfort, I'm very happy!" ”

Feelings: This girl doesn't believe what Lao Tzu said?

Na Haonan rolled his eyes and was about to explain, when he saw Zhang Yan take out a gold medal and hand it to Deng Haonan.

"What is this for?"

Zhang Yan said shyly: "This is the waist card of Cining Palace!" ”

"Cining Palace's waist card?" Deng Haonan looked at it again and again, and suddenly said, "Isn't Cining Palace your bedroom?" small

Zhang Yan blushed with shame, didn't dare to look at Na Haonan, and bowed her head shyly and said: "I have already decided, I will say goodbye to the emperor tomorrow, and from then on I will escape into the empty door and no longer care about the worldly affairs." Before that, I still have a lot on my mind, so I hope you can come to Cining Palace tonight! ”

When Zhang Yan said the last, her face was already flushed, her chin was buried deep in the waves of her proud breasts, and her voice was so low that she could barely hear it.

"Going to your dormitory tonight?" Na Haonan looked at Zhang Yan in disbelief, and as soon as he said this, he already knew what Zhang Yan meant.

"You hate it!" Zhang Yan stomped her feet in shame and said coquettishly: "Love doesn't come." After speaking. Zhang Yan immediately picked up her skirt and ran away.

Di Haonan pinched his face with his hand, and a burst of pain suddenly came.

Not doing pointy!

Di Haonan thought beautifully in her heart, this little girl finally agreed to let him go to her bed.

"How can I go to your dormitory so that I don't find out!"

"Figure it out for yourself! If you can't think of it, don't come."

Zhang Yan answered Deng Haonan from a distance, and soon ran away without a shadow, leaving only a faint fragrance all the way.

Na Hao Nan left the palace and returned to the Jinghai Marquis Mansion, thinking about how to enter the palace at night to steal incense and jade.

Touching into Cining Palace at night to steal the queen, Deng Haonan felt excited when he thought about it.

When I returned to the inner hall, I saw Wanshu, Yan Siyu and Hai Lanzhu playing cards around the table.

Without Deng Haonan's company, the four of them could not play mahjong. So, Deng Haonan bought poker from the West and taught the three of them to fight the landlord.

At this time, the three girls were having fun, their faces were covered with notes, and several palace maids waiting next to them also gathered behind several people, shouting with their masters.

That is, the situation of that Haonan's daughter, looking at the entire Ming Dynasty, is the only one that Haonan. No way. Na Haonan is calling for wind and rain outside, and when he returns home, he is super good-tempered. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is "strict with his wife". Fortunately, even if a woman in ancient times was indulged by her husband, her active process was at best in the small world of the back house of the family, far less extensive than the scope of women in later generations to control their husbands.

Di Haonan always believes in a sentence, family and everything is prosperous, as long as the family is happy, there is nothing that cannot be done and there is no cut that cannot be done.

Watching them happily fight the landlord, Na Haonan was also happy and leisurely, and returned to the study.

"Look at the way he is stealing fun, eighty percent of them have done bad things again!"

Hai Lanzhu's eyes were sharp, and she saw Deng Haonan's expression when he entered the house. is familiar with Deng Haonan and Wanshu, this girl dares to say anything, and brings the arrogant habits of women on the grassland into the Hou Mansion.

Yan Siyu snorted and said, "His bad An knew at a glance which girl he was molesting!" ”

"I just looked at his face with pleasure." Wan Shu hugged Na Haonan and said, "Xianggong is not what you say!" ”

Sweat! It turned out that all three of them saw it, but Na Haonan thought they didn't see it.

Yan Siyu said angrily: "I know his expression, he used to tease me with such a bad smile!" ”

Wanshu said: "It doesn't make sense! Xianggong hasn't eaten Sister Siyu in his mouth yet, so he won't go outside to steal fish! ”

Yan Siyu pursed his lips and said, "It's a man who doesn't steal!" Even if I haven't done it before, I've thought about it in my heart! I have walked the rivers and lakes for many years, and there is no man I have ever seen who is not lustful! ”

Hai Lanzhu said: "We Mongolian men do not give birth, and the livelihood of the family depends on us women. When I arrived in Daming, I saw men working outside the home and women enjoying happiness at home. The men here are still good. ”

Yan Siyu said: "How many men have you just met?" You'll understand later! ”

Hai Lanzhu said suddenly: "I think my lord, he should be thinking about taking down Sister Siyu!" "What nonsense?" Yan Siyu's cheeks suddenly turned crimson, and she pouted: "If you want to eat this girl, first win the sword in the hands of the aunt!" ”

Hai Lanzhu and Wanshu looked at each other and smiled, and the latter said: "Usually Xianggong will say one after you finish saying this."

Hai Lanzhu hurriedly smiled and answered: "Adults will say, "Okay! I can't get enough of it! Let's go to bed and fight, how about we? ”

After speaking, the second girl couldn't help laughing, blowing the notes on her face and flying up, and the palace maids next to her also covered their mouths one by one and stole again.

Yan Siyu scolded with a smile: "Okay! You two little girls have joined forces to deal with my sister and me, see how I clean you two up! ”

Yan Siyu said that she was about to reach out and scratch Wanshu and Hai Lanzhu's itch. Hai Lanzhu's eyes were quick, and he suddenly pointed to the cards on the table and said, "Playing cards, who should I do?" ”

Their laughter was loud, and Deng Haonan heard it when he stayed in the study, and Deng Haonan just smiled at this. H