Chapter 69: Being a thief is weak
Shen Liang invited Lan Daoxing to his home, he simply invited an old ancestor, and immediately ordered a big feast, he had just eaten tofu dregs for a day, and he put more than 20 dishes on Lan Daoxing, which were full of color, flavor and flavor, and filled a large table.
Lan Daoxing was not polite, he threw away the chopsticks, the wind swept away, and he ate until he got up, so he simply threw away the chopsticks, grabbed the roast chicken, bear paws, and gnawed on it violently, eating with a mouth full of oil. A plate of side dishes, poured directly into the mouth, a huge bowl of soup, I saw him sticking to the edge of the bowl, sucking a sound, half a bowl was gone, and then sucking a sound, it was immediately clean, and it was the same as magic.
The eyes of the family members who were waiting on the side almost fell off, the master can't be mistaken, this is a living fairy, it is clearly a big rice bucket!
They were shocked, but Shen Liang thought differently, the legend is that the cultivator is successful, he can eat a thousand sheep a day, or he can go without food for a hundred days, I am afraid that this person in front of him is using this kind of amazing supernatural power, he really met a master. Shen Liang didn't know that there was a kind of person called the King of Big Stomach!
A table of dishes was almost eaten, Lan Daoxing grabbed the big steamed bun, squeezed it hard, the fist-sized one became the size of a duck egg, threw it into his mouth, one bite at a time, it was similar to eating a small steamed bun, and after eating eight in a row, he was comfortable and burped.
"For more than half a year, I was full of this meal. It's done, what do you have to ask, hurry up, Lao Dao still has to sleep. ”
Shen Liang looked around, and the family left with interest, and he got up to salute Lao Dao.
"May I ask what is the name of the Changfa and where is the monk?"
"Breaking the old way, called Lan Daoxing, was originally a disciple of the Qing Palace on Laoshan Mountain, a few months ago, I fell in love with a widow, who was expelled from the mountain gate by the master, and lived in the rivers and lakes, but it was a big rice bucket, hungry and full, deal with it and live!" Lan Daoxing said casually, but in Shen Liang's ears, it was completely different.
was expelled from the division, it was a big ugly thing, who could say it so frankly, this eighty percent was telling jokes. Thinking that he had just shrunk the ground into inches, and crossed the river with a reed, it was obvious that this person who had cultivated and traveled down the mountain to practice. The teacher is famous, the Tao is mysterious, and the living immortals are really well-deserved.
Shen Liang's expression became more and more respectful, Lan Daoxing saw it in his eyes, and his heart was secretly refreshed, sure enough, smart people think a lot, obviously you are telling the truth, he still has to interpret one, two, three, four, okay, let you burn your brain!
Sure enough, Shen Liang was silent for a while, poured a cup of tea for Lan Daoxing with his own hands, and said, "Lan Xian Chang, the disciple admires the Taoist family and is willing to contribute a thousand taels of gold. ”
"One thousand taels! Or gold? "Lan Daoxing is really surprised, this shot is too generous! Lao Dao has never seen so much money in his life, Tang Yi's kid only promised fifty taels, and he still has to perform desperately for Lao Dao, this one mouth is one thousand taels, can Lao Dao still refuse!
Tang Yi, Tang Yi, it's not that the old way is sorry for you, no one has a grudge against money, isn't it!
"Gold is a good thing, but it's a pity that the poor road is too dazzling."
"So, what about the silver?"
"Silver, silly white, silly white, unlucky, copper coins fishy, these things are not as real as steamed buns, don't don't!" Lan Daoxing shook his head repeatedly.
Hey, I haven't seen a monk who doesn't want money, this is simply a rarer animal than a giant panda, he can't be acting. Shen Liang asked in surprise, "Immortal Chief, are you still worried about having no steamed buns when you have money?" ”
"Hehehe, money is good, money can communicate with the gods, and the gods have to listen to the mercy. But if money is through God, people can't understand God, and the eyes of the heart are blocked by the eyes of money, and there is nothing left of the cultivation of the body, don't you harm the poor! Lan Daoxing's honest smile seems to have infinite wisdom behind it.
Shen Liang had heard that real monks would rather die than touch gold and silver. But how many monks he has seen are monks who don't love money, the more the better, and he never knows how to refuse. Today I finally met a real person who can not look at gold and silver, how lucky!
Thinking of this, Shen Liang bowed down again, ten thousand times more pious than just now.
"The immortal chief has immeasurable powers, and the disciples have something to ask for, and please ask the immortal chief to give you some guidance!"
finally passed, Lan Daoxing was secretly proud. Who will take a thousand taels of gold as soon as they meet, although the money is good, it can't be blinded. If I couldn't resist the temptation just now, I would show my feet, so in this way, my blue path is not shallow!
"It's good to say it earlier, why bother going around in circles, it's hard for you to live in such a house."
It was another headless sentence, but when Shen Liang heard it, he burst into tears with excitement and couldn't help but bow down.
"The eyes of the immortal are like torches, and there have been a lot of strange things in the disciple's family in the past few days, and the disciple is at a loss."
"It's not that I'm at a loss, it's that I invited a group of masters to exorcise evil spirits, right?"
"That's right, it's just that they don't have the mana of the Immortal Elder, and the disciple is panicked in his heart, so ask the Immortal Chief to help the disciple! As much as it wants, the disciples can come out. Shen Liang said excitedly.
Lan Daoxing got up with a smile, patted his belly, walked around the hall twice, his fingers pinched back and forth, as if he had an understanding, and returned to Shen Liang's face.
"If the poor Dao eats you, he should help you solve the calamity, and don't talk about money anymore. Poor Dao asks you, who asked you to buy this house, and what enmity does he have with you? ”
"Feud?"
Now Shen Liangke was dumbfounded, when he bought the house, he said that the feng shui here is excellent, and he can be rich and expensive to live in, and go to the next level. He also felt that the environment here was good, so he was ready to spend a lot of money to renovate it, how could there be a problem!
Looking at Shen Liang's dazed and ignorant appearance, Lan Daoxing was proud in his heart, and continued: "The flying dragon is the head, the fortune is soaring, and the fate is rich, in this place. That's what that person said to you, right? Make you a sure to stay here! ”
Shen Liang nodded lifelessly, "The immortal chief is like a god." ”
Phew, what is like a god, it was Lei Qi who found that feng shui gentleman, poured a jar of wine, and put it out of his mouth.
Lan Daoxing sighed, shook his head and said: "The more top-notch the feng shui bureau, the more it must be in line with the life grid, your zodiac sign?" ”
"Rabbit, Rabbit of Toad Palace!"
"Sure enough!" Lan Daoxing had such an expression, as if he had known it a long time ago, slowly closed his eyes, his fingers kept pinching, and the quiet needles in the room could be heard, Shen Liang waited tremblingly, and after a while, Lan Daoxing opened his eyes again.
"To put it mildly, this place is like a big rabbit cage, covering you in it, I'm afraid you won't be able to fly for nine days."
Rabbit cage, how can it be done!
"Immortal Chief, you say, what should I do! How about rebuilding the house, I demolished the house, and I will demolish it now! Shen Liang said anxiously.
"Hmph, if you tear it down, you'll die!" Lan Daoxing suddenly sneered and said, turned around suddenly, and strode to the front wall of the hall, where there was a large landscape scroll, which was one of Shen Liang's favorite paintings. I saw Lan Daoxing's eyes shining, his beard was all at once, he stretched out his five fingers suddenly, the green tendons on his hands were exposed, and he suddenly jumped and jumped, and his fingers kept brushing over the landscape.
This frightened Shen Liang, who would pay for the damage to the painting!
stepped forward to stop him, but suddenly he seemed to be choking his neck, his eyes widened and widened, his mouth was open, he couldn't say a word, and his whole body trembled with fear.
I saw that where Lan Daoxing's palm brushed, a cyan line appeared, gradually more and more, more and more clear, and converged into a large human form. Everyone looked hideous, fangs and claws, like imps from hell. In the middle of this group of imps, there was a young woman, dressed in a gauze dress, fluttering over, suddenly her eyes opened, and two big black holes appeared, and blood flowed out!
"Ahh
Shen Liang fell on his back, his facial features were distorted with fright, his body kept struggling backwards, and the terrifying memory was aroused, so frightened that he kept chanting in his mouth: "Don't kill me, don't kill me." ”
He was too impressed by that woman, she was famous in Qin Huai five years ago, known as the Ice Beauty, her appearance and singing were the top, and her temperament was strong, Shen Liang spent 150,000 taels to buy people at home, and regarded them as treasures. But when I was at a banquet for the weaving eunuchs, I was taken by the weaving eunuchs, don't look at the eunuchs who were stabbed, but they still have a lustful heart, otherwise there would not be so much food in the palace. When he arrived outside the palace, he was even more unscrupulous and asked for it directly.
Although Shen Liang liked that woman, in order to get the favor of the old eunuch, he still accompanied the smiling face and sent the woman out. He will never forget the eyes of the "Ice Beauty" full of despair and resentment when he was sent away, like a knife, pierced in his heart!
But no one could have imagined that a month later, news suddenly came that the ice beauty had blinded her eyes with scissors and had committed suicide by swallowing gold. When the weaving eunuch came back and lifted the quilt, he saw a corpse with bleeding eyes and a blue face. At that time, I was scared to urinate **, nightmares, I couldn't work, I could only ask to be transferred back to Beijing, and I didn't wait for the transfer order to come down, and I was scared to death!
After a few years, Shen Liang almost forgot about it, and today he rehooked it, his face was pale, his lips trembled, and he kept yelling: "Immortal Chief, Immortal Chief, help, help!" ”
Lan Daoxing frowned, poked out his two fingers, and a flame erupted, and in an instant, the landscape painting was ignited, and the flames jumped up, and suddenly a white-clothed figure appeared in the firelight, smiling lightly at Shen Liang, as bright as a peach blossom.
"Ah, she's still there, she's coming for me!" Shen Liang was so frightened that his voice changed.
As soon as Lan Daoxing turned around, he slapped Shen Liang on the head, and quickly recited the Bingqing Jue, Shen Liang miraculously calmed down, and the whole person was not good, almost crying and said: "Immortal Chief, please help!" ”
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It seems to have become a ghost story...... Hehe, don't forget the Sanjiang ticket!