Chapter 93: The True Husband (1/5)
Li Guanqi looked up at the voice of the words, and found that the man was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, wearing a blue round-necked shirt with large sleeves, a slender figure, an elegant demeanor, a face like a crown of jade, handsome facial features, and a pair of narrow Danfeng eyes that were shining, and he was actually a very handsome guy.
Li Guanqi looked at the rich and handsome man in front of him with some disbelief, and said in a deep voice: "You are the high sage in their mouths?" ”
"Exactly down there." Gao Xianxian replied with a hearty smile.
"Aren't you called tall and fat?" Li Guanqi's eyes were full of doubts, "What, how?" ”
Gao Xianxian smiled and said: "My nickname of the tall fat man refers to something else, not to my figure. ”
"I'd love to hear about it!" Li Guanqi has never been able to connect the suave young man in front of him with a big fat man.
Gao Xianxian pointed to the seat opposite Li Guanqi, and when he saw him nodding, he sat down and said, "As the saying goes, you can't become fat by eating in one bite. But it only took me a year to become the richest man in this stone city, and I am a living example of becoming a fat man in one bite. As the word came and went, the name of the tall fat man was opened, and many people who had never seen me thought I was a pot-bellied old man. ”
"Become the richest man in Stone City in a year? You can't also cross over, right? Li Guanqi couldn't help but pay attention to the rich and handsome man in front of him, and hurriedly poured him a glass of wine, and said: "Just for your experience of becoming a fat man, it is worth a toast!" Please! ”
"Please!" Gao Xianxian did not shirk, and tilted his neck to dry the glass of wine. Then he said. In fact, the name of this tall and fat man is more derogatory. But I don't care, they look down on me. Whether I hate me or doubt me, it will not affect my ability to make money and make a fortune. ”
Li Guanqi heard a trace of sadness in Gao Xianxian's tone, knowing that he didn't care about it, but in fact, he still cared in his heart. It's not exactly for the sake of picking up girls. He still wants to be recognized by everyone, and as for spending a lot of money for the beauty, it is probably just a gimmick of his.
Come to think of it. Li Guanqi said in a deep voice: "Brother Gao is a big man who dares to act at first glance. Brother, I have a message for you. 'Go your own way and let others do what they say.' Even a saint cannot be satisfied with everyone, and if he wants to be worthy of his heart, why should he care about what others say? ”
Gao Xianxian carefully touched Li Guanqi's words. He nodded vigorously. He raised his glass and said, "It's a good saying, 'Go your own way, let others say it.'" 'Just Chong's philosophical words, brother, we should have another drink. By the way, I don't know the name of my brother? ”
"Oh, the younger brother's surname is Bai, a single name is an orthography, the cursive character is clear, and he is a Jingshi person." Li Guanqi continued to use his pseudonym.
"Come on. Brother Bai, give this a drink. My brother will talk to you about the troubles. Gao Xianxian raised his glass again and said.
Li Guanqi also felt that this Gao Xianxian was very angry with himself, and he was also drunk at the moment, and said with a smile: "The troublesome thing that Brother Gao said, but is it because of the one in 'Guest Again'?" ”
"Brother Bai is really my confidant, and he can guess it." Gao Xianxian filled the wine glasses of the two again, and said with a smile, "I'm not boasting about my brother." In terms of dealing with women, in the entire Stone City, if I admit the second, no one dares to admit the first. I've been among thousands of flowers, and I don't get a leaf on my body. ”
"I think Brother Gao has a lot of experience? Why don't you teach your little brother! The younger brother is still a virgin. Come, this cup, the little brother respects you, and the right is a gift to the teacher, haha! Li Guanqi also said with a smile. In order to learn this Dafa of pickling girls, he also deliberately concealed the fact that he had a sexual experience.
In his previous life, when he was in college, he often had similar conversations with his classmates, and in this life he became an emperor, and whoever saw him was a respectful appearance, and there was no one who could even speak his heart, could it be that now with Gao Xianxian, a bad friend, he didn't take the opportunity to relax and relax?
At that moment, the two of them had another drink, and Gao Xianxian shook his head and said while adding wine: "Actually, chasing a woman is very simple." It's nothing more than a beautiful look, and a fresh dress to boast. Looking at it from afar, it is only passed in the eyes. Rub your shoulders and rub your back, and follow them all by your key feet. I have the intention to give affection. If he is willing to pay attention, he will laugh. Nodding your head must be known, coughing will know, you can't delay in the tight place, and it is better to make trouble in leisure. When you speak, your mouth matters. Scraped, face skin. The face is clear, and the truth is also checked, and it is impossible to find out in every possible way, and it is very clever to make it up. The fake heart is like iron, and the satisfaction is like sugar.
Knowing this truth and learning such a method, no matter where she is the fairy girl, she will not be able to catch it?"
Gao Xianxian was speechless and said it happily, but Li Guanqi didn't understand a word, so he had to ask cheekily: "Brother Gao, can you talk about it in detail?" ”
This Gao Xianxian deserves to be a good master, and he is not annoying, so he patiently explained at the moment: "Yarong is pretty, fresh clothes are boastful, this is easy to understand, right?" ”
"I understand that!" Li Guanqi nodded and said, "This is talking about appearance." ”
"That's right!" Gao Xianxian clapped his hands and said, "The so-called Buddha relies on gold, and people rely on clothes. Even the sisters in the hook bar are also pretty. But our brothers are not afraid of this, these two faces are still easy to please women. ”
"Senior brother, don't be poor anymore. Read on! Li Guanqi also said with a smile.
Gao Xianxian nodded, leaned closer and said: "Besides, this is a distant and close view, only passing in the eyes, rubbing shoulders and backs, and following with strong feet." This is to learn to look at the face and have a little hope, you have to be cheeky, accompany the careful, sweet-talking, and stalking.
As the saying goes, if you want to be used alive, you must first work hard. And when it comes to the tongue, the mouth matters; The saliva and the skin of the face are also a truth.
Power, money, talent, and gas, if you can get one of them, you can hug left and right, if you can gather four into one, congratulations, your Excellency, it is really talented......"
Li Guanqi smiled when he heard this: "In short, five words, is Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoidle?" ”
Gao Xianxian was stunned: "How do you say this?" ”
Li Guanqi smiled implicitly and said, "Pan refers to Pan An's appearance; A donkey refers to a phallus the size of a donkey; Deng refers to Deng Tong's money; Small is to be able to endure the needle; Idle, of course, you have to have idle time. ”
Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian was the basic condition for making beauties at that time. To put it simply, it is necessary to have good looks, strong sexual function, money, patience, and time, and only when you have these five conditions can you be handy.
However, what is embarrassing is that Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, an ancient law of pickling girls, has evolved to the present, and it has been transformed into a direct reality that is shameless to the extreme. It doesn't matter if you don't have a shape, it's ugly, or you're old; It doesn't matter if it's a thin ivory pick or three seconds fast; It doesn't matter if you have patience or not; Basically, as long as you have the third point, you can get the beautiful woman in your hands. Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, poor people's hearts are not ancient, especially the hearts of beautiful women who are becoming more and more realistic. (To be continued......)