Chapter 36: Half-truths and half-truths
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Li Er was scared and worried, but more excited, a person can disappear in an instant, proving that Changsun Chong's words are valid.
"Oops!" The eldest grandson Chong lay on the ground and rubbed his buttocks, "Fell to death me!" ”
As soon as Dou heard Changsun Chong's voice, he struggled to get up from Changsun Wuji's arms, staggered and knelt on the ground, touched Changsun Chong's face with both hands, and kept shaking, as if to prove that this was not a dream, and her son's was indeed in front of her eyes, not a phantom.
The eldest grandson Chong was shaken by the Dou family, and he was so dizzy that he even forgot the pain in his buttocks.
"Mother・・・・・・ mother・・・・・・ I'm fine, but I was summoned by the old fairy!" The eldest grandson Chong said weakly, "I'm dizzy, don't shake it anymore!" ”
Dou Shi was sure that his son was back, so he broke into tears and smiled, and said, "Son, son, son ・・・・・・"
The eldest grandson Wuji thought quickly and quickly, and in this short period of time, he had already thought of several countermeasures!
"Chong'er, what's going on?" The eldest grandson Wuji asked, now that the emperor also knows about his son's adventures, it will also save him from making excuses for his son in the future.
Changsun Chong repeated the words he had with Li Er that day.
"Did you bring the medicine?" The eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly asked, if he didn't take it out, he wouldn't have to beat this bastard without Li Er's hands.
The eldest grandson Chong took out the medicine for Du Ruhui to treat diabetes, put it in the hands of the eldest grandson Wuji, and said: "Dad, it's all here, one pill a day, take it for thirty days in a row, ensure that the medicine is cured, live to seventy or eighty, and naturally end up with no problem!" ”
"Since there are immortals, does that mean that there is really an elixir?" Li Er stared at Changsun Chong and asked in a deep voice, his face expressionless.
The eldest grandson Wuji sighed in his heart, immortals can live forever, Qin Shi Huang in order to find the legendary elixir, he had Xu Fu with three thousand boys and girls to cross to the east, although the sister-in-law in front of him is eloquent, but in the face of the elixir, he may not be able to remain calm.
When the eldest grandson heard this, it was over, and he had forgotten that there were immortals, and naturally there would be immortals who would not die and live forever. How do you explain this ・・・・・・ this?
"Huh?" Li Er frowned.
The eldest grandson sneered and said, "I'm afraid that if I tell the truth, I will disappoint my father, aunt, and aunt!" "Find a way, make excuses・・・・・・
"It's fine!" The four of them said in unison, four people, eight eyes, staring at Changsun Chong with blazing eyes.
"The immortals in the heavenly court are all immortal, only increasing and not decreasing, and there is always a time when it is full, so after the Zhou Dynasty was crowned a god, it no longer accepted mortal cultivation of immortals and goblins to cultivate immortals, and took back the right of mortals and animals and plants to cultivate immortals. During the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shi Huang did not believe it and asked Xu Fu to look for it himself, but Xu Fu did not find it, and he was afraid of Qin Shi Huang's tyranny, so he took 3,000 boys and girls to Fusang. Changsun Chong said slowly, looking very regretful.
"Son, then you can go there, can you become an immortal?" Dou said nervously, worried that his son would disappear in the blink of an eye.
The eldest grandson Chong sighed and said, "I want to become an immortal, but they don't want mortals at all!" ”
"Then how did you disappear?" Dou asked nervously.
"Those old immortals can't die, and there is no entertainment in Pingyu, they are very lonely and lonely, but they just want mortal things, so make an exchange with us!" The eldest grandson Chong spread his hands helplessly, "What about me, I was selected because of my special body, but I was just an unlucky person who was chosen by them!" I can't live forever, but they said, I can live to be ninety! ”
Although Li Eryi was a little disappointed when he heard it, he didn't regret it, people live for a lifetime, grass for an autumn, as long as they live vigorously, it is much better than living for 10,000 years with nothing to do. He was more concerned about whether those immortals would come to the world and pose a threat to his rule.
"Will they come to the world?" Li Er asked in a deep voice.
Changsun Chong had already thought of this, and hurriedly added: "Uncle don't worry, people and gods have different paths, we mortals can't enter the fairyland, but they can't get out of the fairyland, and as soon as they come out, their place will be wiped out, and there is not even a slag left, and they can't go anywhere, so they chose me." ”
When Li Er heard this, he was slightly relieved, as long as these people didn't come to disturb and interfere with his rule, he said: "Chong'er, in the future, we will contact the immortal world, and we will rely on you more." ”
"Uncle, aunt, father, we are a family, as long as I can help in the future, just say." The eldest grandson patted his chest, "By the way, uncle, we have the medicine to save Prime Minister Du, so how can we give it to him?" If Prime Minister Du Cheng comes back to life, then how can we explain it to the outside world? ”
Zhongsun Chong was extremely glad that he had told half of the truth to the four elders, and now he could hand over these stalls to them and let them discuss what excuses they had.
Li Er wanted to take advantage of his strange opportunity, and he couldn't eat white food, so he wiped his buttocks, no, how ugly it sounded to wipe his buttocks, it was a help!
"Yes, second brother, you have to think about it, otherwise Chong'er will be in danger." Empress Changsun frowned, both for the eldest grandson family and for the Li Tang royal family, it was very important.
Li Er nodded and said, "Well, I am here to watch Du Aiqing, and Du Aiqing will stay here to recuperate!" ”
"Here?" The eldest grandson Chong felt that this Li Er was too uninteresting, and the reason why he took the medicine in front of Li Er was to throw this hot potato out first, which gave Li Er a headache. If Li Er put people on the Zhuangzi of the eldest grandson's family, a month later, Du Ruhui, who was half dead, would be alive and kicking, as long as he was not a fool, he could guess that it had something to do with the eldest grandson's family.
"Hmm!" Li Er smiled and said, "This is the most suitable place!" ”
"Why?" The eldest grandson Chong didn't know why, and he couldn't figure it out.
Li Er and eldest grandson Wuji looked at each other, shook their heads and smiled.
Empress Changsun slapped the back of Changsun Chong's head and said, "On the other side of the river south of your Zhuangzi is the Du family's Zhuangzi!" ”
The river is two miles away, and there is a stone arch bridge on it, and the Zhuangzi of the Du family is very close to the Zhuangzi of the eldest grandson's family!
Du He, that bastard, is so close to his own Zhuangzi, he actually lives in my eldest grandson's house all day long, eats at my eldest grandson's house, and even shamelessly soaks in my Zhuangzi all day long on the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law.
However, when he thought that Du He's father was not in good health now, he let this kid go for the time being, and when he had a chance in the future, he would let him vomit more.
"Your Uncle Du・・・・・・"
"Stay overnight today, tomorrow morning, I will personally send Du Aiqing to the Zhuangzi next door." Li Er looked at the medicine in his hand, he was by Du Ruhui's side, wanting to see with his own eyes how effective this medicine was.
It's just one night, and I'll leave tomorrow, and I won't think of his eldest grandson Chong.
Li Er took the medicine, went to the room where Du Ruhui was placed, walked to Du Ruhui's bed and said: "Brother Keming, don't worry, I have already asked someone to get the medicine for you, you should not move today, just stay here for the time being, and I will personally send you home to Zhuangzi." Ladies and gentlemen, go back first, I am here to accompany Brother Keming. ”
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui had a very iron relationship, knelt on the ground, kowtowed and cried: "Weichen begs Your Majesty to allow the minister to stay here to accompany Keming for one night and give him a ride!" ”
Wei Zheng wiped his eyes, choked up and said: "Your Majesty, Weichen and ××× are officials in the same dynasty, and they are like siblings, and Weichen also wants to stay with Keming Xian." ”
"Wechen also wants to ・・・・・・"
"Wechen pleaded ・・・・・・"
At this time, it was Li Er's turn to twitch the muscles on his face, he originally wanted to break away from these people, but these people thought that Du Ruhui would not survive tonight, so they were unwilling to leave, and wanted to accompany Du Ruhui on his last journey.
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