In the year 1399 of the Tang calendar, the scorching sun was in the sky and there were no clouds.

Under the sky, knowing and knowing, it seems to be a quiet summer day.

In Fenglin High School above Maple Grove Town, there was a group of youthful young men and women gathered on the campus, and among them stood a fairy "black-faced" old man, with a colorful sacred cow lying on the ground at his feet, with red eyes with resentment, staring not far ahead, a sixteen-year-old boy in a coma-

Ye Xiao!

At this time, Ye Xiao was lying on the ground, and there was a huge object with blood and temperature in his hand, which was particularly dazzling!

And now the group of young men and women around them, they are pointing at Ye Xiao......

"Look, it's that Ye Xiao in the seventh class of the third year of high school again, and he was tricked by Li Mengchen's fox spirit as a monkey again, how many times has this been?"

"Who knows, I've seen it three times this year anyway, but this time it seems a bit excessive!"

"Yes, this time even the principal's baby mount dares to move, if you look at the principal's face, it's already dark, do you think the principal can't help but slash him to death with a palm. ”

"If the headmaster wants to kill him, he won't need to slap him and blow on him, but he also deserves it, no one will feel sorry for him, and no one will care about him, it will only be very happy. ”

"Yes, if he dies, he is dead, he is simply a disgrace to our men!"

"It's not just a shame for men, he's also a shame for us at Maple Grove High School, he's already a notoriously idiot in town, hey, outsiders feel like I've been slapped in the face when they talk about him. ”

"I hope the principal can eliminate harm for the people this time!"

“......”

......

While everyone was talking, Ye Xiao on the ground slowly woke up, his brain was very confused at this time, and his memories were reorganized in his brain like fragments, and many memories actually overlapped.

He now has two memories, one is that he is only sixteen years old in this world, and the other is when he is thirty-six, and that world is called Earth.

Although the two worlds have different civilizations, they are extremely similar, and the point of divergence is after the Tang Dynasty, and at the same time, the relatives and friends in his two memories exist, is this the similarity of parallel spaces?

Was it reborn, or was it just a dream?

He felt that he should be reborn, because he felt that he was too disgusting in this world, and he was not an idiot in this world, although his intelligence was not outstanding, he was not mentally retarded, and the reason why he was called an idiot was because he was a licking dog with no lower limit!!

In order to lick Li Mengchen, Ye Xiao did everything in the past, did many disgusting things, and even stole all the money used by his mother to see a doctor, in order to smile at Bo Hongyan!

The family was not rich in the first place, but now it is worse, and his mother's illness has become very serious by him, and the doctors say that if they don't treat other sequelae, they will not even be able to save their lives.

But even so, this kid still only cares about how to lick Li Mengchen, make trouble everywhere, and continue to compensate others, he thinks that as long as he pays, there will always be a return.

Hey, that's a lot of thinking!

"Ye Xiao!!"

The principal shouted angrily, and the entire campus trembled, the aura from the Spirit Venerable Stage powerhouse had already caused the nearby air to begin to condense a little, and this also made Ye Xiao come back from his thoughts and face the grim situation in front of him.

He took a deep breath, then said in a calm tone, "Headmaster, I was wrong, I am willing to bear the consequences!"

Ye Xiao knew that it was useless to say anything now, because this matter was originally done by him, although he was tricked, but it was he who did it.

The principal looked at Ye Xiao with some surprise, as if he didn't expect Ye Xiao to suddenly become so calm, as if he had changed someone, but this would not affect anything, he looked at his colorful sacred cow, the old cow was now looking at the principal pitifully and resentfully.

"Old Niu, don't worry, the old man will make decisions for you in this matter!" The principal patted the head of the colorful sacred cow, comforted the old cow, and then looked at the one in Ye Xiao's hand-

Bullwhip!

"How are you going to bear the consequences and cut yourself?" the principal asked lightly, and looked at Ye Xiao's lower gear.

Ye Xiao was excited, and immediately said: "Principal, this method is not helpful at all, I heard that after the strength of the mount increases, it can reshape the body, and when the time comes, the Divine Cow can reshape a divine whip, so I compensate for the things that can improve the strength of the Divine Cow, and this loss can be compensated." ”

"Makes sense, but do you?" asked the headmaster.

"I don't have it now, but there will definitely be one in the future!" Ye Xiao said lightly.

“......”

"Haha, what did I hear, it's the best joke I've heard this year!"

"Don't look at which onion you are, if you want to be strong or not, if you have no talent, you don't even have the brains as others, and there will definitely be in the future, if you have it in the future, I will write someone's surname upside down!"

"That's it, what else do you say about the future, do you have a future?"

Suddenly, the onlookers began to express their opinions, which was very straightforward and did not hide the meaning at all.

"Okay, since you said that it will be in the future, the old man, as the principal, will not give you a chance, just give you some time, and after seven days, you give the old man a nine-turn small pill or equivalent items, then the old man can consider bypassing you in this matter, if you can't do it, then the old man will help the old cow avenge his hatred." The headmaster said calmly.

"Seven days?" Ye Xiao looked at the principal with a wry smile, seven days to get the Nine Turns of the Little Returning Pill was undoubtedly difficult for him to go to the sky.

"If you can't do it, the old man will do it now. The headmaster held out his hand.

"Okay, seven days is seven days!" Ye Xiao could only agree, for the sake of his own life, he could only bite the bullet, at least for seven days.

"Okay, I should collect some interest today!" After the principal finished speaking, he waved his hand, and a qi that was visible to the naked eye appeared as if it was like substance, crashing into Ye Xiao's body, knocking Ye Xiao out of a mouthful of old blood.

Ye Xiao not only couldn't fight back at this time, but also had to say-

"Principal Xie!"

Such a result is already perfect, this is not the earth, the strong can not even talk about the reason, not to mention that the principal is already very reasonable.

Looking at the back of the principal leaving, and the resentful look of the old cow behind him who turned back step by step, Ye Xiao suddenly remembered something-

"Headmaster, your bullwhip!"

"Handle it yourself!"

"But it's your ......"

"Get out!"

Well, then I can only get out!

Speaking of bullwhips, for the people of this world, it is a useless thing, they don't have a recipe for bullwhips, and the headmaster is naturally out of sight.

Looking at the bullwhip with blood in his hand, Ye Xiao turned on the foodie mode as a Chinese, thinking of various ways to eat, braised meat, marinated meat, and making soup......

It's a pity, he's just a foodie, not a cook, although he also watches videos, but it seems that he only eats bullwhips, and he hasn't seen it.

Wait, don't worry, this bullwhip is still useful!

Ye Xiao's figure appeared in Ye Xiao's mind, and he smiled......

"The fool is giggling again!"

"At this time, you can still laugh, and it is really good for people to be stupid......"

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