Chapter 16 The Picture of the Poor Dagger
Tian Guang was in the post house, restless, very worried about whether Qin Yiren would summon him. He was on an envoy this time, and he was burdened with a heavy responsibility, if he couldn't see Qin Yiren, he wouldn't be able to assassinate, and his previous efforts would be wasted.
Although there were many assassins in the Warring States Period, and the famous assassins were such as Zhuzhu, Yaoli, and Nie Zheng, however, there was no one who assassinated the strongest Warring States monarch like Tian Guang, and if he succeeded, his great name would be passed down to future generations and praised.
Think about the assassination of the royal bureaucracy, the royal bureaucracy is just a small prince in the southeast of the king of the king of the state of Wu, the assassination of the successful assassination, the name of the world spread. Qin Yiren is much heavier than the royal bureaucracy, the Qin State is strong, and has already begun the unification war, if the assassination is successful at this time, the unification war of the Qin State will not be able to continue, at least it will be delayed for many years, Tian Guang single-handedly prevents the unification of the Qin State, this is amazing.
This is definitely an Assassin myth!
At this moment, he received an order that Qin Yiren wanted to see him, which made Tian Guang overjoyed.
Tian Guang unfolded the map of Anyi, and then took out a blue dagger from his arms, and at a glance, he knew that this dagger was quenched and poisonous, and it was a highly poisonous thing.
"Qin Yiren, your time of death has arrived!" Tian Guang bit his lip tightly, his face was red with excitement, put the dagger in the map, and then rolled up the map.
In this way, Tian Guang held the map tightly, and came to the court hall of the Qin State in a hurry, and when he looked at it, he saw that the Han Hall of the Qin State was very spacious, which could accommodate thousands of people, and it was very atmospheric. However, there are few decorative things, and there is no golden and luxurious atmosphere of the Shandong court, which makes Tian Guang look down on him: "This is the court of the Qin State?" It's shabby. The state of Qin is known as the strongest warring state in the world. That's it. ”
Tian Guangjiu is in the land of Shandong. I have seen a lot of luxury in Shandong. is as simple as the court of the Qin State, it is shabby in his eyes, and of course he has to despise it.
In the court, the civil and military ministers of the Qin State were all there, kneeling and sitting on both sides, very clean.
"These ministers are still presentable, very clean, and pleasant to look at. It is like the minister of Shandong, when he arrived at the last dynasty, he either staggered or did not wake up. Tian Guang saw it in his eyes and had to praise it.
The land of Shandong is faint and mediocre, and he is more indulged in pleasure, so he can make a long night drink, and the longest can be several days and nights. Whenever the dynasty comes, many ministers are still groggy and have not woken up from a hangover. For this kind of thing. The monarch won't care, why? It is likely that even the monarch is groggy. What does he do?
"Wei envoy Tian Guang has seen Emperor Qin." Tian Guang held the map in his hand, entered the court, bowed, and saluted Qin Yiren.
"You are Tian Guang?" Qin Yiren's eyes flashed, and he looked at Tian Guang all the way.
I saw that Tian Guang was in the prime of life, a middle-aged man, tall, dog-like, and looked very elegant, which made people feel good. If you don't know the inside, you must think that he is a good person.
"It's the foreign minister." Tian Guang said busily.
"Get on your knees!" Qin Yiren said lightly.
"Get on your knees?" Tian Guang's mouth opened wide, and his face was shocked.
In the Warring States Period, the etiquette was simple, and there was no etiquette of kneeling when the emperor was seen in later generations, and the ministers just had to salute when they saw the monarch clasping their fists. The one who bows down is the one who bows down, and the one knee that is the one knee that is the top of the sky, and the kneeling thing is very, very rare.
Qin Yiren Tian Guang knelt down, this was a great insult to Tian Guang, and it was impossible for him, an arrogant politician, to accept it, standing stunned, just not kneeling.
"Humph!" Qin Yiren snorted coldly, his voice turned high, and he said in a deep voice: "You are deaf, didn't you hear it?" ”
"You ......" Tian Guang's face changed greatly, and a wave of anger rushed to the top door.
Politicians had a lofty status in the Warring States Period, and they could resist the princes, and all countries had to look sideways. Like Mozi, the founder of Zhengxia, stomped his feet, and the situation was overshadowed, even the monarchs of the seven warring states had to weigh and weigh again, and no one dared to provoke Mozi.
Although Tian Guang did not have Mozi's talent and prestige, he was arrogant, and Qin Yiren ordered him to kneel, which made him very annoyed.
"Not kneeling, are you? Break his leg and make him kneel. With a wave of Qin Yiren's right hand, Meng Zhao came over with a team of Iron Eagle Warriors.
The Iron Eagle Ruishi is the strongest combat force of the Qin State, and no one can resist it in the world. Even Tian Guang, who is extraordinary, may not be the opponent of the Iron Eagle Ruishi, as soon as he saw Meng Zhao and them coming, he couldn't help but grit his teeth and scolded angrily in his heart: "Qin Yiren, let you be rampant for a while, I'll endure it first!" If you don't avenge this revenge, you swear not to be a man! ”
In order to assassinate, Tian Guang had to endure the humiliation and bear the burden, and knelt down very reluctantly.
"See? The Wei envoy knelt down to the widow, and Xinling Jun was not as good as the widow. Qin Yiren borrowed the topic to play.
Tian Guang is the envoy of Wei, that is, the spokesperson of Xinlingjun, and when he kneels, he kneels on behalf of Xinlingjun, and Qin Yiren's words make sense.
"Huh!" The ministers in the palace all knew about the matter between Qin Yiren and Xinling Jun, and they all let out a burst of laughter.
"Whew!" Tian Guang couldn't kneel this time, not only he was humiliated, but even Xinlingjun was humiliated. The envoy did this, his face was lost, he really wanted to rush up and stab Qin Yiren to death with a sword, but he couldn't help it, so he could only blow his beard and stare at him.
"Come here!" Qin Yiren made a move with his right hand at Tian Guang and stroked it, as if he was stroking a dog.
The dignified politician was treated as a dog by Qin Yiren, which made Tian Guang unbearable, and he almost broke his belly.
Fortunately, Tian Guang still had some sense, and he endured it without having a seizure, so he was about to stand up, but he stopped Qin Yiren: "Kneel." ”
To kneel is to kneel on the ground and move forward with your knees, which is a great insult.
In the Warring States Period, where etiquette was simple, kneeling was a great insult, let alone kneeling, Tian Guang rolled his eyes, and his light flashed, and he was about to have a seizure, but when he saw that Meng Zhao and his party Tieying Ruishi had a bad face, they had to bury their anger in their hearts and move forward on their knees.
"Qin Yiren, you insult me so much, I must kill you! I must make you die a good death! Tian Guang knelt down and scolded in his heart.
"That's it!" Tian Guang knelt down for a distance, Qin Yiren waved his right hand, Tian Guang was finally relieved, and his heart was relieved.
However. Qin Yiren made a move. I saw two iron eagle sharps carrying an object to Tian Guang and putting it down.
Tian Guang opened his eyes wide. I almost didn't faint on the spot, this is a door, of course it's not a door for people to pass through, if it's a dog to pass through, I don't know which dog pen it was removed, and there is a lot of dog hair on it.
"Puff puff!" The ministers couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.
This laugh was unbearable, Tian Guang almost stormed away.
Qin Yiren has not yet explained his intentions. Everyone understands that it must be Tian Guang to drill through.
Sure enough, I only heard Qin Yidao: "Come here." ”
"Drill a dog hole? You want me to drill a dog hole? Tian Guang's eyes were round, his face was distorted, his chest rose sharply, and he was panting like a cow.
Drilling the dog hole, what an insult it is, don't talk about the arrogant Tian Guang, even ordinary people will see it as a great shame, can Tian Guang not be angry?
The ministers' eyes widened. stared at Tian Guang with a smile on his face. Just wait to see the joke.
"Haha!" Suddenly, Tian Guang looked up to the sky, laughing, and sneering.
While laughing, his eyes looked at Qin Yiren, waiting for Qin Yiren to speak.
However, Qin Yiren sat upright, and he didn't mean to answer at all, Tian Guang's one-man show couldn't go on, so he had to say: "Dare to ask Emperor Qin, is Qin a dog country?" How can I drill a dog hole? ”
"You think you're Yanzi?" Qin Yiren said coldly: "If you say a few words from you, the widow will dispel his thoughts?" Joke! ”
Yan Zi made Chu, and Chu wanted to insult him and ask him to drill a dog hole, Yan Zi used this as a rhetoric, and finally made Chu State greet him ceremoniously. Tian Guang's skills were poor, so he had to pick up Yan Zi's tooth wisdom.
Yan Zi is a wise man, and Tian Guang is just an assassin, how can he be compared.
"Well, the widow looked, your stature is a little too big to drill. It's easy to do, come on, help Wei and cut off some meat. With a wave of Qin Yiren's right hand, several Iron Eagle Sharps strode over with Qin Swords in their hands, their eyes shining with fierce light.
These Iron Eagle Sharps are all battle-hardened warriors, and they don't know how many people they kill, and they say that they want to sharpen them, and there is no problem.
Tian Guang didn't dare to be arrogant anymore, so he had to grit his teeth and get through the dog hole.
"Huh!" A burst of laughter sounded, coming from the mouths of the ministers, and everyone was overjoyed.
How appalling it is that the envoy of a country is forced to drill a dog hole. Throughout the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the nations competed for hegemony, deceived me, and did everything they could, so there was no such insult as in front of them, and it was impossible for the ministers not to laugh.
Tian Guang listened to the laughter of the ministers, his face was flushed, and he hid his face with his sleeves, eager to get into it in an orderly manner.
"Qin Yiren, you dare to insult me like this, I must kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to chop you up and feed it to the wild dogs! Tian Guang scolded in his heart, trembling with anger.
"Xinling Jun sent you as an envoy, how ridiculous! No one cares about Wei State? He sent a dog as an envoy! Qin Yiren teased.
"Puff puff!" Fan Sui, Le Yi, Wang Qian, Huang Shigong, Wei Yi and Meng Wu, these important ministers laughed and went out, and they all trembled with laughter.
"Bring it!" Qin Yidao.
"Qin Yiren, you are killing yourself." Tian Guang was overjoyed in his heart, he could finally get close to Qin Yiren and assassinate him, and he could take revenge, so he hurriedly stood up and was about to step forward.
However, at this moment, he was blocked by two people, one was Zhu Hai and the other was Weng Zhong.
Looking at Weng Zhong, who was like a giant, Tian Guang was startled and couldn't help retreating.
Weng Zhong's height of two meters, four or five is too scary, even with Tian Guang's guts, he is shocked.
Just when Tian Guang was shocked, he saw Zhu Hai stretch out his big hand and snatch the map from him without saying a word.
This is Tian Guang's reliance on assassination, if there is no map, he will not be able to approach Qin Yiren, he will not be able to assassinate, Tian Guang's heart is tight, and he is about to come to snatch it, but he saw Weng Zhong stretch out his big hand and press it on his shoulder. Tian Guang felt as if he was being pressed by Mount Tai, and he couldn't move.
Seeing Zhu Hai holding the map and coming to Qin Yiren, Qin Yiren pressed his right hand on the map and was about to open it.
Once the map was opened, the dagger was exposed, and the assassination failed, Tian Guang turned his mind and said busily: "Emperor Qin doesn't know, this map is written in Wei Wen, and the foreign ministers are willing to identify Emperor Qin." (To be continued......)