0074, love poetry is like Emperor Han Ling
When I entered the West Garden, I thought that I would go to a small Henan Yin Courtyard, and I would have to recover from the mountains and rivers, as if I had passed five levels and cut six generals, and finally I was searched. When you get to the Emperor's forbidden land, you don't know what will happen?
Just as he was thinking wildly, he saw a person standing in the garden, dressed in civilian clothes, heard the sound of footsteps, then turned to look over, stared at Liu Yu, and then chuckled:
"It turns out that our Dunhuang prince has arrived, hehe, I heard that you first had your hair, and took off your crown and hat for me to see."
Liu Yu saw that he was in a casual hat and a little light on his hippie smile, so he thought that he was another little yellow door who was like a big man. When the word "I" came out, it made him a little dazed for a while:
No matter how stupid the emperor is, on the surface, he is also a serious emperor, why does this not look like an emperor at all, he is just like a little brother next door, who is joking with you.
Jian Shuo was frightened, and quickly coughed, and Liu Yu reacted, so he took off the crown hat that he was used to wearing.
"Where can you still see the way it used to be—"
Emperor Liu Hong looked up and down a few times, shook his head, suddenly waved his hand with interest, and turned to his hand and said:
"Now that you've come to the capital, have you ever thought about bringing me some gifts? I don't lack anything here, just a few treasures from overseas. In addition to gifts, if you have any extra treasures, you can trade them with me. There is also a market here, just inside the palace, where there are shops, wine shops, singing, juggling, everything is available. ”
Liu Yu was embarrassed when he heard this.
This emperor really said it, do you want to tell his glorious deeds such as "Naked Tour" and "Its Words Are Not Big" one by one?
Moreover, you are the emperor, you don't summon it, who dares to come to the door and say that he brought you a gift, you open the door. Hehe, it's almost the same as sending the head.
However, since the emperors have taken the initiative to ask for it, this gift must be there even if there is no one, right?
Liu Yu scratched his head and said honestly:
"The grass people didn't dare to expect the favor of the Son of Heaven, so when Lord Jian Shuo looked for it, he was pleasantly surprised, but he forgot the gift in a hurry. However, the grass people did prepare a gift for His Majesty early, and it was the only one in the world, and the grass people immediately sent it to the palace when they returned. ”
"Grass people?" Emperor Liu Hong suddenly frowned, and turned his eyes to Jian Shuo, who was standing not far away:
"He definitely can't do it with filial piety, but why didn't Maocai give him one? Not to mention the funeral poems, just the poem outside the long pavilion and by the ancient road, a doctor is more than enough. Tomorrow, you go to Shang Shuling and ask, what is Liangzhou doing over there, does he Liang Hu want to consult the doctor and those Lang to join forces to join him? ”
Jian Shuo's mouth opened, and he just wanted to talk about Liu Yu's position as a speaker, but he had actually started to write. However, as soon as he thought that this was handled by He Jin, he quickly swallowed his words, pretended not to know, and then immediately bowed his head and said:
"Your Majesty, this cloud is going to enter Hongdu Gate to study, but Hongdu Gate School is now declining, and he is still a white body when he returns from the West Garden today. By the time all the texts are finished, it will be half a year at the earliest. If the government and the opposition know, they will definitely praise the emperor's good story of today's honor guard. I don't know, maybe I will-"
Speaking of this, he had already figured out the emperor's temperament, and stopped his mouth very cunningly.
"Yes, when those people do things, it's better for me to go around and do things!"
Emperor Liu Hong said, suddenly smiled proudly at Liu Yu, and beckoned to the Huangmen waiter who had been waiting:
"Proposed purpose, immediately seal the Liangzhou people's Dunhuang Liu Yu as Maocai, add a doctor, than six hundred stones, temporarily enter the Shaofu to listen to it. In addition, in order to reward his amazing poetic talent, he was added to the official Hu Ben Zhonglang General, and was also engaged in the Liangzhou Thorn History Department. However, in view of the fact that he has no merit and qualifications, the salary will be compared to the rank ratio of 2,000 stones, which will be halved according to the regulations. Chin this. ”
Why, this、How many people have struggled for many years to become a Zhonglang general?
Liu Yu was on the side, dumbfounded when he heard it, and couldn't help muttering:
"Your Majesty gave too much, too much, and too quickly......"
"Rest on the clouds—"
Who knows, Emperor Liu Hong suddenly smiled, pointed to the Yellow Gate Squire and said in an accentuated tone:
"Quick, hurry up and calculate for me, I have given him so many fictitious titles and real positions, how much money should he return to me? Remember, no discounts are allowed! If you make a mistake, look at your arm! ”
The Huangmen squire seemed to be familiar with it for a long time, and before the words fell, he reported the number:
"Emperor Qi, from the Guannei Marquis down to Guangluxun's Huben, Yulin and other titles and official positions, compared with the entry of local officials in each state, the amount paid must be doubled than that of the officials of the various prefectures in the capital, and Liu Yu's annual rank is more than 1,000 stones, so he should pay the emperor two million dollars, and not a penny less."
After hearing this, Emperor Liu Hong suddenly lowered his head and counted his fingers, and suddenly said with a sinking face:
"Bold dog minion, you dare to count one less. The Hongdu Gate School sent out by me was on duty to the honor guard of the Yulin Army in the matter, why was it not included? ”
The Huangmen squire was dumbfounded, stunned for a long time, and suddenly fell to his knees crying and said:
"Your Majesty, there is no precedent for this, please ask the emperor to say the number, so that Weichen can recalculate."
Emperor Liu Hong suddenly realized something, was stunned for a moment, rolled his eyes and said:
"Then, then 300,000 yuan, oh no, Liu Qing has just returned, let's take care of it, 100,000 yuan."
As he spoke, he slowly turned his head and said with a grin:
"Liu Qing, you have heard it, two million dollars, plus 100,000 honor fees, when do you think I can be sent to the palace?"
Liu Yu was already speechless when he heard it, what kind of situation this official lord had reached, it could be regarded as unprecedented. Hehe, 20 million dollars, does he think that just a random person can get it with one mouth?
The great joy just now turned sour and rancid in an instant.
"May I ask Your Majesty, can these two million dollars be paid on credit, can they be paid in installments?"
Emperor Liu Hong's face sank, he thought about it, and then said with a black face:
"Others can't, considering that Liu Qing is special, I will allow you to pay it off within half a year."
"And please forgive your sins, may I ask how much these two million dollars are worth when converted into gold?"
"Twenty thousand gold," Emperor Liu Hong was obviously a little impatient.
Twenty thousand gold?
Liu Yu wanted to scratch his head, so he casually agreed to come down, and then ran away when he went out.
But at the ends of the earth, where can he go?
Alas, it seems that you can only bite the bullet, unless you use evil to control evil and stop evil with evil, otherwise you won't even be able to get out of the door today.
"Your Majesty forgives your sins, Yun Shang is a poor man, can you sell poems and Your Majesty on the clouds?"
Hearing the word poem, Emperor Liu Hong's eyes lit up obviously, and he immediately nodded and said:
"Good, if you can write a new poem like a mourning poem, I can buy it. But as soon as he left the palace gate, Qing couldn't say who made the poem. ”
"Of course," Liu Yu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and hit the railway while it was hot:
"There is a palace market in the palace, so Yun Shang still wants to make a few transactions with His Majesty. What is sold is guaranteed to be rare in the world, and this is the only one that is a peerless treasure. ”
After saying that, I was a little amused.
Business can be done above the temple, I'm afraid this is the only one......