No. 487: [Paper]
No. 487: [Paper]
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Who is this scholar?
Wearing a bamboo-blue elegant shirt, wearing a hat on his head, and holding a white fan in his hand, it is really the first magic weapon in this summer, and it is really refreshing to fan non-stop. Seeing that this scholar's face is as white as paper, he knows that he is an otaku, a super-era species that rarely comes out to see the sun!
At this time, he was holding a fan, waving it around, and the words in his mouth were so good that he almost thought that he was saying something foreign in bird language.
Li Chengqian listened to a few words before he realized what this person was doing.
I came to invite Gui'e to go to Furong Lake on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival!
Oh, this Mid-Autumn Festival is also coming, and some species are also coming out to find mates!
"Ahem!" Li Chengqian coughed.
Gui'e, who was talking to the scholar with a smiling face, turned around at this time, looked at Li Chengqian, and said, "Master Li, you're back!" ”
The scholar was disturbed by the elegance of chatting with a mature woman, looked at Li Chengqian unhappily, and said in a strange voice: "Why is this person so ignorant, he doesn't work hard, and he actually comes to disturb the wife of the family to talk about important things with the guests, it's really rude!" ”
"Xu Gongzi misunderstood, this is Master Li of Huangzhuang, he is a capable person!" Gui'e hurriedly explained.
The scholar surnamed Xu shook the white fan, shook it on his chest, and said in a tone full of superiority: "Everything is inferior, only reading is high!" What is the power of this man who does rough work? ”
was robbed by him like this, Gui'e was embarrassed and couldn't reply.
As soon as Li Chengqian saw this, he knew that this Xu Gongzi was a person with a big background, and this Gui'e was not good at offending him.
But what kind of background is a scum in front of Li Chengqian. Don't care at all.
He ignored Xu Scum, and said to Gui'e, "Sister Gui." I think you need to prepare more paper in your thatched house, but I couldn't find any paper just now. It's really troublesome, but fortunately I have a draft of the architectural drawings of the cement factory, and I will be ready to use! ”
"Paper?" Gui'e and Xu Slag were stunned, what did Li Chengqian say, how to find paper in the thatched house.
Xu Zhazha coughed, so he said calmly: "I didn't expect you to be a studious person, but no matter how studious you are, you don't need to go to the thatched house to find paper, there are many places to learn." Even if you work during the day. There is also a lot of time to read and write at night, this saint chiseled the wall to steal the light, the sac firefly reflects the snow, the hanging beam piercing the strands, and the Wei compilation is the three uniques. Gao Feng flowed wheat, hoeed with the scriptures, and said that no matter how difficult the conditions are, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely succeed in studying! So don't get angry......"
Li Chengqian looked at him strangely and said, "I wipe my ass with paper, do I need so many big reasons?" ”
"Huh? - "Xu scum's eyes widened as if he was stuck in his throat by JB. opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't say a word, and looked at Li Chengqian blankly.
Gui'e also thought of it just now, and she didn't know what Master Li said. That's what it means. But the paper of the Tang Dynasty was more expensive than gold, how could it be, so she kept believing it or not. Now that I heard Li Chengqian say it himself, I was sure. Then she and Fang Niang in the back. His face flushed. But because there are guests and they can't laugh, they can only become more and more popular.
Xu slag finally relieved himself. stretched out a fan and pointed at Li Chengqian, panting and said: "You are a rough person who insults Sven, you actually use paper to wipe, wipe, wipe ......" He is a self-proclaimed reader, naturally he can't say such vulgar words, after wiping it many times, fortunately his brain is not stuck, and he changed his word, saying: "Take the paper to the thatched house, you are really the scum of the reader...... No, you're not a scholar yet, you're an enemy of a nobleman, you ......"
"You hair, I said what are you doing here, what does it matter to you if I wipe my ass, you need to make such a fuss!" Li Chengqian sat down by himself, picked up a glass of water and drank it.
"What's none of my business, I'm a scholar, of course I can't see you ruining paper like this, and you still come to spoil the paper of Mrs. Wang's house, do you know how much money this paper has, can a subordinate like you afford it?" Xu slag accused.
Li Chengqian said: "I'm not a poor person like you, I can't even afford paper money, let alone toilet paper!" ”
Xu Slag was so angry that his face turned red, and finally thought about it, didn't he lose his identity when he was dealing with such a rough person, and he was a person from Huangzhuang, and it also depended on the owner to beat the dog, so he turned his head and said to Gui'e: "Mrs. Wang, he is really cheesy, I don't care about him." I just said that I asked Mrs. Wang to swim with Yu on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't know what Mrs. Wang thinks? ”
This ...... I understand Xu Gongzi's kindness, it is inconvenient for me to travel with Xu Gongzi as a woman, and I hope Xu Gongzi will not be angry! Gui'e refused directly.
Xu Zha's face was a little unsightly, he turned his head and glared at Li Chengqian, it must have been this rough man who scared Mrs. Wang, so that Mrs. Wang, who was interested just now, had no idea of Youhu.
However, he still had to maintain a good image in front of Gui'e, and said: "Okay, it's okay for us to go to the lake after the holiday!" Xu said goodbye! ”
After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to glare at Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian sat as firmly as Mount Tai, ignoring Xu Scum's eye dart.
After he walked out, Li Chengqian looked at Gui'e and said, "Hehe, I've been a shield for you, otherwise this guy will be very difficult to entangle!" ”
Originally, Gui'e also had to guard against Li Chengqian, but when she heard Li Chengqian say this, she was stunned for a moment, and then understood what Li Chengqian meant, and couldn't help but smile, feeling that the distance between her and Li Chengqian was closer.
She sat down and said with a bitter face: "Yes, I'm just a widow's family, this son is too enthusiastic, and I'm not too good at offending people, it's really hard to do, and I'm afraid that there will be rumors outside, and it will be ugly at that time." This has always been difficult for me! ”
Li Chengqian said: "If there is anything you need me in the future, you can pull me out!" ......" Speaking of this, he seemed to think of something, and said, "I remembered, what are you doing with so many small sticks in your thatched house?" ”
He was really curious, could it be that some woman used those sticks in the toilet?
It's not like that!
"Sticks?" Gui'e and Fang Niang glanced at each other, and then said in surprise: "That's a toilet chip, how is it a stick?" ”\
"Could it be that Master Li really uses paper?" Fang Niang asked in surprise.
Just now she thought that Li Chengqian was just deliberately saying that he was angry with that Xu Gongzi, but she didn't expect Li Chengqian to really use paper!
…… (To be continued.) )