Section 61 It's so pleasant to laugh and talk about the royal court
It was almost noon, and the triumphant army returned to the courtyard of the restaurant, and it was needless to say that the extremely excited scene was that the catchers praised the bravery and fearlessness of the people of Liuye Town, while the local people praised the catchers for their sacrifice of life and tenacious fighting spirit. Of course, the most courteous is Brother Wugong, the people can be said to be grateful to him, praising him for being sympathetic to the people and strong in martial arts, which makes thieves frightened.
After discussion, the three elders of Liuye Town decided to present pennants to the Meirengu County and the imperial court respectively to commend their love for the people. The pennant is handwritten by a member of Liuye Town, neat italics, strong and powerful pen strokes, yellow characters on a red background, very eye-catching, the most heartfelt is that the pennant is inlaid with golden lace, according to insiders, this lace is also a rich lady who is about to go out of the cabinet specially donated, and inlaid it by hand.
Brother Wugong is happier than anyone else, why? What kind of person is Brother Wugong? It is a person who has repeatedly performed miraculous feats for the emperor from death to life, and he is an elder brother who does not like wealth and glory and only likes martial arts, this time should be the longest face for himself, and it is also the one that can best spread the great imperial grace to the people. He thought that one day he would return to the imperial court, kneel in front of the emperor, and proclaim loudly: "In order to admire the emperor's kindness, the people of Liuye Town will give a pennant to the emperor, please take a look at it!" ”
The emperor was also happy, stepped forward, helped up the martial arts brother, hugged his shoulders and praised: "Okay, good, the emperor is kind to the world, and the brother is indispensable!" ”
At this time, all the courtiers focused on the emperor and the martial arts brother, that kind of happiness, that kind of glory, it is really difficult to find in a lifetime. After this honor, what more can the husband ask for?
What made Brother Wu Gong even happier was that among the emperor's relatives or courtiers, there were occasional people who received such honors, almost all of them were related to their positions of power, and they were all roasted on the high-temperature furnace of promotion. It is inevitable that it will become the target of public criticism, countless pairs of smiling and envious eyes are mixed with jealousy, and countless pairs of outstretched congratulatory hands are eager to replace them with dry firewood, put them into the furnace, and take advantage of the situation to scorch them and bake them into charcoal ashes!
The martial arts brother is different, his honor and favor are exclusive and peaceful, and others will also itch in their hearts, but not jealousy. but envy, to emulate, to follow by example.
Jiao'er sat next to Brother Wugong, shook her hand in front of Brother Wugong, and reminded: "Gu Fang has enough self-appreciation!" Don't you want to know how to drive away thieves on high slopes? Listen to it and listen to the master's commentary. ”
Brother Wugong's mind was pulled back, and he set his eyes on the master, who was surrounded by the people of Liuye Town, and his eyebrows danced. I'm glad to say it!
Brother Wugong stood up and shouted as he walked towards his master: "Wait, wait for Brother Ben to come and listen!" ”
Everyone's eyes were cast. The master pulled the martial arts brother into the crowd and said, "Brother, please listen!" ”
In fact. Master Chen is also good at storytelling, and when he put this plot on the stage, I don't know if it can be compared with the master's narration, but. Brother Wugong, who later returned to Beijing, was also invited to watch their performance, and when Xiao Budian asked Brother Wugong's evaluation, Brother Wugong hesitated for a while before saying. Half a pound and eight taels, each other.
The thieves are by no means reckless, their spies have been observing the hidden place outside the high slope for a while, surprised and at the same time feel too lucky, actually fully prepared to meet a group of straw bales, led by wine bags and rice bags, the layout of a large number of manpower on the high slope, can be described as three steps and one post, five steps and one sentry, take care of each other, not a drop of water, but unfortunately, such a powerful force is used in the wrong place, the fool will send miles to the high slope, just like hiding shit flies on the bald head, can you hide it!
The spy proudly went back to report: "It's just a wine bag and a rice bag that is sticking to the fat meat, so don't worry!" However, the large net was opened, and while eating fat from the low places of the creek and ravine, he made a feint attack on the high slope in order to confuse the enemy. ”
When the Sea Demon King heard this, he said happily: "God help me, not only is it a small suspicion of the rich man's commission, but he can make a big profit in Liuye Town, I don't know what kind of comfort it will be!" ”
When Jiao'er heard this, she thought, Master is reliable, I should be able to catch my head and face next, right? Jiao'er waited for the master's wonderful joke beautifully: Jiao'er caught her head and responded to the battle calmly, her movements were chic, and she was suave, like a general who led thousands of troops and horses.
But Jiao'er's smugness did not get a response from the master, and the master said happily, our fathers and villagers in Liuye Town are really good, seeing the thieves from a distance, they slowly gathered from the outermost part to form a siege posture, and the thieves were cunning enough, they pretended to attack, but in fact fled.
A humane in Willow Leaf Town, we shouted "surround the thieves, don't let them run", while walking a few steps with the scarecrow, rushing for a while, and scared the thieves half to death!
Another person from Willow Town added, "We are still advancing by retreating, and by retreating under strong command. When Jiao'er heard this, she thought that the opportunity to be praised had come, so she asked, "Who is in command?" ”
The man who added it did not speak well enough, and everyone heard a shout, retreat, and everyone shouted to retreat, and ran down the high slope, and the thief saw it, and the fool was fooled, and the fool threw himself into the net!
Jiao'er's heart was half cold, and she complained in her heart, don't say it if it's not good, and she can't say anything when it comes to her mouth. At the same time, Jiao'er is even more envious of the master, he has seen everything at the junction of the two camps, and the opportunity to be in the limelight will naturally be there.
Master said, Xiaoxigou is low under the leadership of Brother Wugong, most of the thieves were blocked outside the county, and they were beaten by bamboo and wooden rows to shout Daddy and Mother, hating that he did not grow a pair of long legs to escape, blaming Daddy and Niang for not giving a pair of strong hands to block the sneak attack of bamboo and wooden rafts.
There are ruthless thieves, who regard themselves as strong in martial arts and excellent in light skills, like monkeys swinging, trying to cross the fortifications of the creek ditch, but as a result, they jump into the bamboo and wooden drill arrays, some of them are disemboweled, and some are so injured that they can't scream.
Brother Wugong said, I saw a thief flying up, I also flew away, when I was about to kick him, he fell like a scale, fell into the ditch, only to see a few bubbles, then sank into the mud, no longer moved.
Many people in Liuye Town were excited: I also saw it, it was menacing, and the result was nowhere to be found!
The master continued, there are still very powerful thieves, they rushed through the siege and interception, thinking that they could survive by luck, especially when they saw their companions killed and injured Yan Zòng, on the one hand, they thought that they could make a fortune, on the other hand, they were blinded by hatred, and they always wanted to wait for an opportunity to retaliate, even to the point of madness.
Brother Wugong said easily, come on, what's the matter? The thieves wanted to wash the town of Willow Leaf and rob the property without much effort, they never dreamed that there was still a mile waiting for them! Brother Wu Gong said, looking around.
The people of Liuye Town were too cooperative, and they recognized the martial arts brother too much, and everyone said in unison: "Fire attack!" ”
Someone said ahead: "Roast suckling pig!" ”
Someone sighed with palpitations: "It's so miserable, that cry is really chilling!" ”
"I've learned to understand 'hysteria'!" Some people said it, and they were still trembling!
Brother Wugong said, I want to praise and praise the foresight of the master, he asked me to leave four thieves, he said, no matter how fierce the thieves are, it doesn't matter, just send people to follow them, leave the thread, follow the vine and touch the melon, maybe there will be a greater harvest.
"Brother Wugong was slapping a thief on the head, and when he was about two or three inches away from the top of his head, the master hurriedly shouted that there was one less." A person in Liuye Town said, "Brother Martial Arts' martial arts are really high, so he will take his hands and leave people behind!" ”
When Brother Wugong was proud, he used to hold the hands of the person who praised him tightly and said "thank you" vigorously. (To be continued......)