said that Liang Wenzhen took Cai Yan to visit Cai Jing, Cai Jing had a good impression of Cai Yan, and when he asked, he was of the same clan and the same clan, and he had just come out of the five suits. Although the Taishi didn't want to recognize his relatives, he couldn't help but add three points of closeness. Cai Jingliu had a banquet for the two, and during the banquet, he talked about the strange person who solved the case in Dongming, and he knew that it was Liang Wenzhen, and everyone did not want to see him. Pan Tian, the squire of the military department, took a poem in his mouth, which caused everyone to laugh at him.

"It's obviously the first limerick poem, Pan Shilang is full of poems and books, and now he can't do it with moldy worms in his stomach." "Reciting a limerick poem, just find a Mengtong, it's not too far away." "Pan Shilang is uninhibited on weekdays, and he has always been proud of his talents, so he should have devoted himself to studying limericks recently."

"No, Pan Shilang's poetic conception is very high. Even if it is a limerick poem, everyone should know that the ancestor of limerick poetry is Zhang Dayou, a native of Nanyang in the Tang Dynasty, and one of his poems "Yongxue", "The country is general, and the well is black and hollow." The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. It's slangy, witty, and funny. Liang Wenzhen talked eloquently, "The limerick rhymes, and the elegance is vulgar, which is really elegant in the vulgar, elegant in the vulgar, elegant and vulgar." Pan Shilang's poems are very suitable for the characteristics of limerick poetry. ”

When everyone heard this, although they felt reasonable, they had to maintain their Confucian demeanor, and they were willing to admit it, and they were silent. Pan Tian was really bold and decisive because of Liang Wenzhen's unique insights, and he was already in awe of him, and he defended himself, adding three points of closeness.

Lin Feng saw that Liang Wenzhen was so reckless, he was not afraid of offending everyone, and defended one person, and laughed secretly in his heart, thinking that he would make a fool of himself in public. Because he got up, the Quartet said: "Listening to Brother Liang say this, he is very familiar with limerick poetry and is at ease. Today, all the great Confucians are here, and it is better to try a limerick poem, which is also a beautiful thing to be appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar. ”

The Confucians hold their own identities, how can they make limericks, that is the first share, and they are quite unhappy with Lin Feng's proposal. Pan Tian smiled and said, "That's right." Since you are so disdainful of my poems, you should be able to surpass me, and Brother Liang should be a master of the world. A master's move is a great joy in life. ”

The Confucians were already annoyed with him, and when they heard these words, they were even more displeased, and they scolded in their hearts. Who knew that Cai Jing laughed loudly and said, "Pan Shilang has always been known for his debauchery and perverseness. But he is indeed a first-class talent, which is quite appreciated by the old man. Today, this little brother Liang can be said to be the same, and he is even better. Why don't you just get their wish? The old man makes a comment, and you each have a song. ”

Where did the crowd dare to object, their faces did not change, they were already disdainful in their hearts, and secretly calculated how to choose words and make sentences. Liang Wenzhen didn't want to compete, the ancients chanted poetry, just like eating and going to the toilet today, practice makes perfect, and he may not be able to achieve it. In the midst of worry, he got a poem with a flash of inspiration, and he felt very subtle.

"Then the old man will be ugly, occupy a song indiscriminately, and throw bricks and jade," Ke Qian, the central waiter, said, "The number of articles in the world is three rivers, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is the hometown." Hometown articles count brothers, and brothers and I learn articles. When everyone heard it, it was in the form of a thimble, rhyming and joking, which was quite interesting, and because they had to appreciate the light, they all applauded. Although this poem is oiled, it expresses the first feeling of his own conceited article in the world.

"Haha, since Ke Lao is so open-minded, why should I, Quan, be coy," Quan Yu, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, said with a smile, "What I did was: 'The bright moon shines for thousands of miles, and thousands of miles send lovesickness.'" Lovesickness becomes a dream, and the two are attached in the dream. Although it is five words, it imitates Ke Qian's thimble, but the humor is much inferior, and the applause is weaker.

Because of the car in front, everyone also let go, and they took their own mouths, and they were not reserved. Each chant composes lyrics, trying to compare the superior, just like Huashan on the sword. When it was Lin Feng's turn to appear, Lin Feng said humbly: "The knowledge of the late students is not as good as you, and it is not as good as Brother Liang, and he has a lot of research on limericks, so it is inconvenient to show ugliness." ”

Where are everyone willing to let go of this initiator, and everyone doesn't follow: "Hey, Master Lin, why be too humble? "Yes, today is the banquet of the Grand Master, and Master Lin, as the proud protégé of the Grand Master, must not spoil the interest of the Grand Master, and he will not be able to say anything." “・・・・・・”

Lin Feng couldn't shirk it, so he said: "Since this is the case, Lin will be ugly." He blurted out: "A dog on the street, a dog grows a mouthful." One hand in one mouth, and one hand in the other. When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but burst into laughter, only to feel that it was too vulgar, except for the use of thimble techniques, there was no "elegance" at all.

"Too cheesy, too cheesy. Hahahaha. Ke Qian, the central attendant, laughed breathlessly and said, "It's just a patchwork of vulgar things, which is meaningless and really substandard." ”

Everyone nodded, but Liang Wenzhen disagreed, stood up and said, "I have different opinions below. When Cai Jing heard this, he was very interested, because he said, "Oh, it's better to listen to it." The crowd was also very interested.

Liang Wenzhen flicked his sleeves, smiled, and said: "Everyone goes to the hall to worship the Buddha, and the Buddha is silent and silent." Silently, a big dog came, and the dog came to bite the big Buddha. When everyone heard this, they immediately understood that Lin Feng was trying to satirize those who didn't want to work hard and hoped for the gods. It's just that Liang Wenzhen understands it like this, and he understands it even more, just as "the body is like a Bodhi tree, and the heart is like a mirror platform" is to "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform." "The artistic conception is more lofty and profound.

Cai Jing sighed and said, "Little Brother Liang is really brilliant and quick-witted. In this competition, Brother Liang won. ”

Lin Feng was already disdainful when he heard Liang Wenzhen defending himself, but now he was even more unhappy in his heart when he used his strength to overcome himself. Liang Wenzhen wanted to speak and stopped, as if he had something to say.

The central servant Quan Yu was not convinced, got up and said: "Brother Liang is just explaining the interpretation for Master Lin, not counting." Even if it were to be counted, it should be regarded as a victory for Mr. Lin. ”

Cai Jing stroked his beard, and was not knowing how to respond, Liang Wenzhen got up, waved in all directions, and said, "I was just explaining to Brother Lin on the spot." I have my own clumsy work, because the ancestor of the limerick poem, Zhang Dayou, represents as "Yongxue", I chanted a song "Yongmei" to fight with the ancestor Zhang Dayou. ”

When everyone heard this, they were very unhappy in their hearts, and felt that Quan Yu was self-defeating: he played on the spot, and he had won the crown, so how could everyone have face? all hope that Liang Wenzhen's poems below are very substandard, so although it is cheaper than the initiator Lin Feng, he finally saves a little face.

Liang Wenzhen took a breath and said slowly: "Red like a monkey's buttocks, white is better than Shih Tzu milk." Be graceful in the cold winter and striptease in the snow. When everyone heard this, they secretly cried out in their hearts. The language is vulgar, but it is written that the plum blossoms are cold and blooming alone, and the state of arrogance and snow. "This limerick poem Yongmei, but it is chasing Zhang Oil's Yongxue, has its own extraordinary, which can be described as wonderful." Cai Jing commented, while bowing his head again and again.

Everyone was silent for a while, and finally had to applaud, but they were quite unhappy in their hearts. Cai Jing said with a smile: "Listening to this applause, the victory or defeat is self-evident." Brother Liang deserved it and won the crown. ”

When the banquet dispersed, Liang Wenzhen and Cai Yan left the Taishi's mansion one after the other, but they heard a shout behind them: "Brother Liang, please stay, Brother Liang, please stay." ”

Liang Wenzhen turned around, but it was Pan Tian, the squire of the military department. Liang Wenzhen hurriedly stepped forward and said, "May I ask what advice does Mr. have?" Pan Tian said with a smile: "I don't dare to say anything about advice, I just admire the courage and strategy of the little brother, and I am willing to make friends with the little brother." ”

"How can he be born later?" Liang Wenzhen said, Pan Tian listened, turned his head to the side, and glanced at Liang Wenzhen and said, "Didn't you listen to Taishi Cai?" You and I are quite similar, there is a saying that wine is a thousand glasses of confidants, why do you want to reject people thousands of miles away? ”

Liang Wenzhen smiled lightly and said, "Mr. hasn't listened to me yet, I mean, thanks to Mr. I don't dislike it, and I am willing to make a good friendship with Mr. forever." ”

When Pan Tian heard this, his heart was happy, and he smiled and said: "Haha, I have this little friend in life, and I have no regrets in my life." Just now, you breathed a sigh of relief for me in front of those roundsters, which is really gratifying. Fang just drank in the Taishi's Mansion, he was really dancing with shackles, it was really difficult to have fun, why don't we find a place, raise a glass and drink, and get drunk? ”

Cai Yan, who was standing stupidly on the side, was a little reluctant and tugged at the corner of Liang Wenzhen's clothes. Liang Wenzhen smiled, stepped back a little, and whispered: "Brother Yan, we are doing big things, socializing, we must be handy, don't be so stingy." When Cai Yan heard this, he woke up in his heart, and he already knew his mistake, and nodded with a smile.

Liang Wenzhen smiled at this time: "Haha." Since Mr. has this Yaxing, he should be accompanied to the end in his later life. Pan Tian was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Come with me." "The night is full of stars, but the nightlife of the Song people is not over, and there is still the sound of singing where the Washe hooks the fence. A carriage drove over, and Liang Wenzhen and the others were invited to get into the car.

The carriage was galloping all the way, Liang Wenzhen and Pan Tian were chatting, and they didn't realize that they had arrived in front of a restaurant, which was brightly lit. There is no need to repeat the prosperity of each other, but I saw the two get out of the car and enter. Pan Tian was a frequent customer here, and the shopkeeper greeted him and said, "Respectfully Mr. Pan, the two officials are polite." Is it still the same old place? Pan Tian nodded, and the shopkeeper led the three of them to a side room.

Sitting down, Pan Tian only had to say: "Old rules." The shopkeeper turned around and went out. After a while, beef, fat goose, roast chicken, and high-grade daughter red were all ready. Liang Wenzhen and Pan Tian raised their glasses and drank bitterly, talking and laughing. Cai Yan was overwhelmed by the wine, poured a bowl of food, and tasted it slowly.

"The imperial court is now singing and dancing, but it doesn't care about the golden people in the north. The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings ** flowers across the river! Pan Tian sighed again and again, and said. It is rare for Mr. to worry about the country and the people, and now everyone only cares about pleasure, and then he is like a lost dog, being humiliated, regretting it, and making Hangzhou Bianzhou. Liang Wenzhen replied and drank a glass of wine.

"Brother Liang, what does it mean to call Hangzhou Bianzhou?" Pan Shilang asked. "Hangzhou, heaven on earth - heaven, Jiangnan sheng - grand scenery, in the smoke and rain, it is very free." Liang Wenzhen swallowed a few cups, and his tongue was already big.

Liang Wenzhen and Pan Tian pushed the cup and changed the lamp, they were already half drunk, talking about some gossip. Between the full wine and food, they exchanged addresses, and said goodbye, and parted Pan Tian also instructed Liang Wenzhen to visit often, and he also said that he would visit Liang Mansion when he was free.

When Liang Wenzhen first arrived in Tokyo, he already felt a lot of shocks, how he will gain a foothold in Tokyo in the future, and listen to the next breakdown.