Section 41 Liu San has become vulgar

Liu Sanbian hollowed out his mind, wanted to break through the problem in front of him, thought about it, but was always not satisfied, he wandered around the town of Beauty Valley, hoping to get inspiration.

I don't know what's going on, his stomach is not angry, he found a toilet in a hotel, just entered the door, and squatted on the pit: "It's just the right time, I forgot to bring the untieth paper, give some!" ”

Liu Sanbian took out a stack of papyrus paper and handed it over. Strange, his stomach seemed to be fine, Liu San turned around and listened to the man in the toilet: "The brother in the previous life, I came here for this untieth paper, it's really considerate!" ”

He hurried back to his room, sat down at his desk, and scribbled on the paper spread out on the table. Suddenly, he was overjoyed by the name of the play that popped up in his mind, and he wrote: "The loss of trust." ”

During the rehearsal, Wu Yan knew that she couldn't do it, so she took the initiative to apply to stand aside: "Master, if you conceive it like this, you should guide it yourself!" ”

"A guide is superb, why should you be so humble and courteous!" Jiao'er said unconvinced, "No one is three-headed and six-armed, and no one is a nine-headed bird!" ”

Of course, Wu Yan was happy, and her husband could hold grievances for herself, which was more precious than anything else, so she cast a grateful and loving gaze and gave a distant kiss.

Wu Yan's humility is justified, because the lead actor in the opera is her own father, an old stubborn. In fact, Wu Yan also knows that her father is really this kind of character, no, she directs, her father may be associated with specific events, sit in the right seat, and misunderstand his daughter to humiliate him and take revenge on him.

Can such a big thing be forgotten? Over the years, Wu Jiaban has come to Beauty Valley Town and performed more than ten scenes with Jiaojia Stage, with a great reputation, good results, and a lot of benefits.

But Jiaoer and Wu Yan set up a love scene, making the fake come true, and because of Lao Jiao's sentence "I need to continue to understand", there was an estrangement. Wu Yan and her father said that they didn't want to play one more time, and they didn't want to stay for an extra hour.

And Wu Yanzhi's parents both used the reason of "for the happiness of their daughter" that the mother insisted on staying, and the father resolutely left. Because of his father's character that the nine cows couldn't pull back, the old brother and his wife and others followed it all the way to the flower hall of Jingshi, and finally returned to Beauty Valley Town.

Also, there is a detail in the father's acting process that makes both father and daughter more embarrassed, especially Wu Yan is difficult to speak. Afterward. Jiao'er finally follows the development of the plot and thinks that Jiao's wife's avoidance is correct.

The form of the live newspaper drama should be regarded as a major contribution of Liu Sanchang! The rehearsal program of the day can be moved to the stage on the same night, which has to be said to greatly improve the output rate of the opera program.

An eleven or twelve-year-old child plays the role of a child king, and he leads his friends to play in the mud.

Suddenly, Brother Jiao'er appeared, holding a stack of silk in his hand, and the Child King stood up, stopped Brother and said, "Brother." How about giving me a hand to wipe my hands? ”

Brother bent down and said to the child: "You know me, I also know you, Ling Zun cares?" ”

"You wiped my hands clean, so I can take my brother to see my father!" The child king smiled playfully. Then he waved his hand backstage, "Guys, I'm going to get down to business, goodbye!" ”

There was a voice from the backstage in response from the friends.

"Definitely!" Brother raised the silk coin in his hand. "Here you go, your father's needs will not be enough, so be it. If Father is willing to give it to you, Brother Ben will never object to it! ”

Brother and the child king walked happily on the road, the child king Shi'er kicked the stones on the side of the road, Shi'er squatted down to tease the cat and dog, and the brother had to stop and go, stop and go and wait for him.

But when they arrived at a flower stand, the child king picked a big red flower and prepared to put it on for his brother, and the two chased on the road, scrambling and making noise. In the end, Ah Ge put it on the child king and ordered: "Put it on, don't take it off!" ”

The child king was forced to wear flowers and only took care of the distance of a few steps, so he dragged it in his hand and shouted to the villager Qian Zhuang: "Brother Elder is here, welcome you!" ”

Wu Yan, who played the boss, and her father brought her mother and a few guys to greet her, all of them respectfully, smiling, and thoughtful, and invited Brother into the store.

Brother sat in the hall on the side of the counter of the bank, counted the silk coins and handed them to the boss, the boss happily took them, pointed to the teacup on the table and said, "Two hundred taels and two hundred taels, Brother A, please use tea!" ”

"Good tea, fragrant!" Brother picked up the teacup, sniffed it, and then said to the boss, "Your money village is prosperous, if the salt merchant or other big businessmen withdraw money, a large amount, as long as they are willing, Brother Dart is willing to make a small profit to escort it, you can publicize and publicize, it is definitely more cost-effective and secure than now!" ”

After the boss of the money village made a promise, Brother put down the teacup and said goodbye and left.

After not walking a few steps, the boss of the money village raised the silk coin in his hand and sighed: "Isn't this an apportionment?" This can be used as a money messenger, and the ghost believes it! ”

"Dad, since it doesn't work, wipe my hands, right?" The child king stretched out his hand to his father and said.

The boss of the money village didn't even look at it, so he gave the child king a copy. The child king took it and looked at it, and read it out loud: "Fifty taels of silver!" Dad is really generous, fifty taels of silver wipe my hands! ”

The boss of Qianzhuang was stunned for a moment, and finally stretched out his hand and said: "Wipe your hands and come back, and see what the court apportionment has to say!" ”

The child king wiped it a few times, sighed, and said, "It's useless, it's better to wash it!" And he gave his father the silk coin, and went into the house.

The audience laughed loudly and discussed: it's not good to wipe your hands, and it's not as good as money.

The owner of the money bank put the silk coin into his waist, he pressed the waist bag, and then bowed his waist, covered his stomach, ouch and screamed, the guy in the store quickly put down the work in his hand, rushed over to help, asked, wiped sweat.

The boss of the money village commanded with a trembling voice: "Help me to the toilet, quickly!" ”

"Did you eat something wrong?" The guys are concerned.

A guy said silently: "Shouldn't the silk coins be too heavy and burst the belly!" ”

"Maybe it's going to turn into gold bars, why are you so angry?" Inspired by the humorous guy, another boss said.

The design of the stage is divided into two parts, the middle is separated by a curtain, and the guys help the boss to go to the toilet, just under the curtain, on the left, opposite the living room on the right, and the boss squats there.

The audience shouted, "Stand up and see, you won't be in your crotch, right?" ”

This is the embarrassment of Wu Yan's direction, so it is avoided. Jiao'er also felt justified in avoiding it.

The boss of the money village squatted for a while, touched his body, searched everywhere, no, and shouted: "Send the paper, untie the paper!" ”

There are many people in the audience who sympathize with the boss of the money bank, and many people say that they have this experience.

There are also kind-hearted viewers who said: "These guys are really not fun, and the boss won't pay attention to them for a long time!" ”

Some viewers explained: "Isn't this for acting? How can you not hear in life! ”

The boss of the money bank had no choice, so he first hit the idea of the belt, and pulled it a few times, and it kept pulling! Suddenly, he smiled slyly: "There you have, hehe! ”

The audience shouted, "My son can wipe his hands, why don't you?" ”

"Brother is really considerate of me!" The boss of the money village gritted his teeth and said, "What kind of play, see if you are worth it!" ”

As he spoke, the boss of the money village took out a silk coin from his waist pocket, pulled out one casually, glanced at it, shook it a few times in his hand, and said to himself: "Fifty taels, this is fifty taels, there is no sound at all!" ”

"Wipe it, wipe it away!" The audience shouted, "Anyway, there's money!" ”

The boss of the money bank finally took out the silk coin that his son wiped his hands on, turned it over and cleaned it, wiped it, stood up, and looked back a few times: "This, this ......"

"Dad, so here?" The child king ran over and hurriedly shouted, "The old man of the salt merchant is in a hurry, saying that he will rush to the salt immediately, and he is waiting for the money to walk!" ”

"How much?" The boss of the money bank asked.

"The old man of the salt merchant said that he would borrow two hundred taels, and the IOU has been signed!" The child king replied.

The boss of the money village led the child king to drive out, and the boss of the money village asked: "You really want two hundred taels, and you can't carry it alone!" ”

"What are you carrying?" The boss of the salt merchant said with a smile, "I have asked my brother, you just exchanged two hundred taels of silk coins, how good it is to carry that thing!" ”

In the tide of laughter from the audience, the boss of Qian Zhuang looked back in the direction of the toilet: "Do you want to be wet?" ”

"Whatever if he's wet or dry, let's fish together!" The salt merchant boss seems to be a man who does business.

The boss of the money village handed the silk coin to the child king: "Count, come!" ”

"Fifty taels are still missing!" The salt merchant boss asked, "It's only fifty taels left, go and get it, I'm in a hurry!" ”

The salt merchant boss drank tea, and he was always uneasy, and asked sharply, "Where are the fifty taels?" ”

What I got was a chorus of answers from the audience. (To be continued......)