Episode 664: [Drunken Gaffe]
Episode 664: [Drunken Gaffe]
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"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?" Beauty snorted softly.
Li Chengqian, who was sitting on the horse and staggering, was stunned for a moment when he heard the voice of the beauty, and looked at it.
It seems that the face of the reduction is moving up and down, which is really weird!
After shaking his head a few times, he finally saw the woman's face clearly, it was Concubine Yang.
Li Chengqian hurriedly waved his hand to her on horseback to greet her: "Mother Yang, Chengqian is polite!" ”
Concubine Yang smelled the smell of wine spurting out of Li Chengqian's speech, frowned, and asked, "Why did you drink like this, is it safe to sit on a horse?" ”
"Thank you Mother Yang for your concern, but don't worry, it'll be fine!" Li Chengqian waved his hand.
Concubine Yang was still a little worried, and said, "Otherwise, get into my carriage and sit in it, and send you into the palace in a while." ”
Concubine Yang seemed to be alone in the carriage, and a man's voice said after Concubine Yang finished speaking: "Mother, my grandmother and I are here, it's not good to come in again!" ”
The man's voice was green and disgusted, but Li Chengqian could hear it clearly, it was Li Su's boy's voice.
When Concubine Yang heard this, she was embarrassed.
Li Chengqian would not have entered Concubine Yang's carriage in the first place, although he was drunk at this time, it was not natural to stay with Concubine Yang, and in order to reduce trouble, of course he would not go up.
When Concubine Yang was embarrassed, Li Chengqian waved his hand and said, "Mother Yang, I just happened to blow the wind on the horse, so I won't send you!" ”
After saying that, he clamped his leg on the horse's belly, and the horse ran a few steps quickly and crossed Concubine Yang's carriage. The wind of wine drifted past Concubine Yang's carriage. Concubine Yang couldn't help frowning again.
"The prince will also get drunk, worse than me. That's it, how can you be a prince? Li Su's voice came from inside. Hmph.
Li Chengqian hadn't walked a few steps, and his voice was not lowered, and Li Chengqian could hear it clearly.
Although he was drunk, his ears were very sharp, and he heard his voice clearly, and he couldn't help laughing, and then he pinched the horse's belly again, and continued to go forward.
In the carriage, there were three people. In addition to Concubine Yang and Li Su, there was an elderly woman, she held Li Su's hand in one hand, her face was full of kindness, and when she heard Li Su's complaint about Li Chengqian, she patted his hand and said with a smile: "No matter how bad he does, the better he will be for you, Su'er." You have to listen to your grandmother and study hard! Only by studying well, what burden will come to you in the future, can you have talent to play! ”
This old woman who spoke. It is Mrs. Xiao in Chang'an. She is a very great woman, her husband is Yang Guang, the former Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, and she is Empress Xiao. Empress Xiao is gentle and intelligent, knowledgeable and courteous. made a lot of contributions to Yang Guang, after Yang Guang was killed by his subordinates in Jiangnan. She buried her husband with her own hands with the door panels. Later, he lived in Yu Culture and Dou Jiande's territory. Princess Yicheng, who married into the Turks, came back and welcomed her to the Turks to live.
In the fourth year of Zhenguan, Li Jing exterminated the Eastern Turks and killed Princess Yicheng, while Empress Xiao was taken back to Chang'an by Li Jing. Li Shimin did not kill or imprison Empress Xiao because she was the empress of Emperor Yang of Sui, but let her settle freely in Chang'an. This may also be because of Concubine Yang.
When Concubine Yang heard Empress Xiao say such a thing, she wrinkled her eyebrows slightly, but she didn't say anything.
After Li Su heard this, he pursed his lips and said: "Grandmother, even if you read well, what's the use, won't you be the same bastard and wait for death when the time comes, you study hard like this every time, can you stop talking!?" ”
"It's useful to work hard, hehe......" Queen Xiao was unmoved, smiled, patted Li Su's hand, and said.
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Li Chengqian couldn't hear what they were saying, he staggered to the East Palace and entered the West Pond Courtyard, Su Mi saw that Li Chengqian was different, and hurriedly greeted him.
Li Chengqian's face was flushed, he waved his hand to Su Mi stupidly, walked two steps quickly, and suddenly his stomach made a fuss, and when Su Mi was about to get in front of him, he suddenly turned around and turned to the flower bed and vomited.
"Your Highness, Your Highness, what's wrong with you?" Su Mi hurriedly ran over, held Li Chengqian's back, and asked nervously.
But Li Chengqian couldn't stop vomiting, so she had to pat Li Chengqian's back.
After a while, after vomiting, Li Chengqian snorted twice, raised his head with the smell of wine, smiled stupidly at Su Mi, and said, "It's okay, I drank too much!" ”
"Why do you drink so much, quick, I'll help you in!" Su Mi said anxiously.
Li Chengqian was helped into the attic by Su Mi, and lay down on the recliner, and the little shrimp sent cloth towels, water basins, and sobering soup, and they were busy for a while. Finally stopped.
"Little mushroom, what are you busy with, come, sit down, I'll tell you a story!" Li Chengqian took Su Mi's hand and said.
Su Mi was about to go out to get Li Chengqian's clothes to change, but now he couldn't walk anymore, she smiled bitterly, so she had to let Xiao Xiami get it, she sat down, patted Li Chengqian's hand like a child, and said, "Okay, good, concubine listens to His Highness's story!" ”
"Say ......" Li Chengqian's eyes were half-closed, and his voice was vague.
Later, it seemed that the more he talked, the happier he became, the more he spoke, the more he spoke, and he said it all cracklingly, and the audience also increased from Su Mi alone to several, as for how many, Li Chengqian didn't know, and in the end he fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, Li Chengqian's head woke up with a pain, his eyes were so heavy that he didn't want to open them, but his ears heard two women chirping and making a crisp sound, which was very good.
At first, I thought it was the sound of birds, but after a while, I finally heard it clearly, it was the voice of the queen and Su Mi, the two women seemed to be high-level intellectuals, and they were talking about the words Far East and Rome when they opened and closed their mouths!
"Uh......" Li Chengqian made a sound in a dry throat.
The woman's voice over there stopped, and then Li Chengqian felt that someone was surrounding him, and Su Mi's concerned voice rang out: "Your Highness, are you awake, how are you?" ”
Li Chengqian opened his eyes: "Water ......"
Xiao Xiami hurriedly handed water to the queen, and the queen personally fed Li Chengqian. After drinking the water, my throat is less uncomfortable and my eyes are completely open.
"Queen Mother, why are you here?" Li Chengqian asked.
The queen snorted at him: "You are doing it backwards, where did you go to drink like this in broad daylight, and you are still talking crazy when you come back!" ”
"Well, it's normal to say crazy things after drinking, but I'm afraid other people can't even say crazy things now!" Li Chengqian thought of Shuai Guo, Cui Ru, and Monk Zhu who was finally killed by him, but now I'm afraid that they haven't woken up yet, and even if they wake up, they will have a headache worse than themselves.
Monk Zhu is only afraid that it is the first time to drink, although he has a large physique and a good physique, he drank a little more violently for the first time, but the sequelae after drinking are only afraid that it will be more serious!
"Drinking with someone else?" The queen looked at him suspiciously.
"It's just today that I went to share the account with Shuai Guo and Cui Ru's little God of Wealth. The business of the winery can already be divided! Happy, drink high! ”‘
Listening to his words, the queen nodded, she didn't dwell on Li Chengqian's matter in this regard, but asked: "Before you went to sleep just now, what did you say about Britain, the maritime empire, maritime commerce, the Roman Empire or something, is it true?" ”
"Huh?"
Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, and then tried to recall in his mind whether he had just said these words, and after a while, he seemed to have some impressions, as if he had really said these words, but he was not sure if he had said these words.
But seeing what the queen said, with the queen's knowledge of the Tang Dynasty, it is impossible to know the country of Rome, although the Roman empire should be the same era as the Tang Dynasty, but the distance between the two sides is far away, and there is not too much contact, so they don't know each other, the queen doesn't know, but she said it in her mouth, that is, Li Chengqian really said it just now.
"Oh, did I really say that?" Li Chengqian patted his head and asked.
The Roman Empire has been told about it, how can he explain to the queen how he knows after a while?
The queen nodded and said, "That's what you just said." ”
"That might be my drunken madness!" Li Chengqian smiled.
"Not like that!" The queen said solemnly, "If crazy words can't be said so clearly, not only social customs, characters, and all important histories, you can say it clearly, it's really not like saying crazy things, you must have heard of this empire somewhere!" ”
Li Chengqian is embarrassed, won't the queen find anything!
He scratched the back of his head and said, "Maybe I've heard of someone before, or I saw it in a book!" It is also possible that a certain story has been told recently, or the plot of the story that has not yet been told, and it has been told first. ”
Li Chengqian put down his hand and said, "By the way, it's just storytelling, didn't I just want to tell a story when I was drunk?" ”
This excuse is too good, Li Chengqian laughed, telling the story, can you let me find out the real Roman Empire to come out for you?
The queen didn't just let go of Li Chengqian's explanation, he sat next to Li Chengqian, waved Su Mi to sit down too, and wiped Li Chengqian's sweat.
She said: "I have heard of this palace, in the west of Tibet, there are other countries, this palace has heard of Persia, and there are others in the west of Persia, but I have not heard of it. I just heard what Cheng Qian said about Europe and Africa, but I have an impression! ”
Li Chengqian is now wondering what he just said, could it be that he gave the queen a lesson in world geography, so that he has formed a geographical impression of Europe and Africa in his heart!
"Well, I also have the impression that I don't know where I've seen it!" Li Chengqian continued to pretend to be stupid.
The queen's eyes lit up, stared at Li Chengqian, and asked, "You said that there are ivory, cat's eyes, gems and diamonds?" ”
…… (To be continued.) )