The cold wind is like a knife, using the earth as a chopping board, and treating all living beings as fish and meat. Thousands of miles of snow will make the firmament a furnace, and melt everything into silver.

The snow will stop, the wind is unsettled, and a line of military horses came from the south with a carriage, and the rolling wheels crushed the ice and snow on the ground, but they could not be broken—the laughter and laughter in the carriage, and the singing of poetry.

"Put the wine brocade car, and travel from me.

The Chinese kitchen runs a rich meal, cooks sheep and slaughters fat cows.

Qin Zheng is generous, Qi Se is gentle and gentle.

Happy to drink the three lords, slowly with a shy ....... ”

In the warm and wide carriage, the young man wearing silk and fox fur, shaking his head and singing loudly with a gold bottle in his hand, is the beloved son of Yang Biao, the imperial lieutenant of the dynasty, and one of the protagonists of our story, Yang Xiu Yang Dezu - also known as Yang Yihe or Yang Menhuo, who has just entered the twenty-four years old, was born with a long body and a jade body, rich and handsome, born in a famous family, and is also known for his outstanding talent and profound knowledge, and has already become a representative of the new generation of Xuchang Shilin. However, in this era of rampant maniacs, this little problem is really not a disadvantage.

Another middle-aged man in a Confucian robe and scarf is the twenty-first grandson of Liang Su, a warrior uncle of the Lu State who is not very famous, surnamed Kong Rongzi Wenju - that is, our Kong Rang Pear, a year and a half ago after being kicked out of Beihai County, Qingzhou by Deputy Director Tao of En General's revenge, Kong Rangli could only helplessly take refuge in the eunuch who was not very eye-catching, after Cao Boss, in the Xuchang court controlled by Cao Boss, he mixed a young government official to eat and drink and wait for death. Although the power and financial resources are no longer comparable to those who used to be the emperor of Beihai, his hospitable and talkative temper has not changed at all.

The last person in the carriage is a young man of the same age as Yang Yihe, and he is also a young man whose words and deeds are very outstanding, or a young man whose words and deeds are very eye-catching. Swinging on one leg, humming an unknown tune in his mouth, and pouring wine into his mouth one glass after another.

This young man is naturally also a close friend of our Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe, and You Heng, who is famous in Shilin in this era, is peaceful.

"Survive in the Huawu place, scattered to the hills. Who did not die in the ancestors? Knowing your fate is not worried. ”

Finally waited for Yang Xiu to shake his head and finish singing the stinky and long words, Yang Yihe and Kong Rangli of course applauded and laughed, and praised each other with flesh, but You Heng suddenly hid his face and cried, Yang Xiu and Kong Rangli were both Youheng's confidants, and they were not surprised by this, but they just asked You Heng why he was crying? You Heng cried and replied: "I am crying and I am going to Yecheng today, the journey of a thousand miles is too short, and I don't know how to have it again when I drink with Qiuni and Dezu like this!" ”

After that, You Heng cried loudly, Yang Xiu and Kong Rangli also shook their heads and sighed, regretting that the road to Jizhou was too short, and Boss Cao urged the itinerary too tightly, and it was a pity that the three like-minded friends could not drink so happily for a long time. After sighing, Kong Rangli comforted apologetically: "Don't worry, when you finish the official business in Yecheng, you and I can continue to drink like this when we return to Yanzhou with Dezu." ”

"yes." Yang Xiu also comforted: "When we do a good job of this official business and eliminate the disaster of war and fire for the two states of Yanji and Hebei, the prime minister will inevitably summon Zhengping and entrust him with important tasks, and then the three of us will be able to get along day and night, and we will have a happy feast." ”

You Heng stopped crying, and then snorted loudly, his expression was very disdainful but he refused to speak, Kong Rangli was already a confidant of You Heng when he was in Qingzhou, and he knew what You Heng was thinking, so he persuaded again: "Zhengping, don't be annoyed, we have said many times, the prime minister did not summon you when he was assigned official duties before, because the prime minister wanted to go out of the city to inspect the spring ploughing of the army, not intentionally neglected, and when the matter of Jizhou was over, the prime minister would inevitably summon him." ”

"The summons are gone." You Heng waved his hand and snorted loudly and coldly: "For the sake of the Qianshou snubbing the sage, the Yang goods are light Zhongni, and the Zang Cang destroys Mencius, like this sage and slow man, the ignorant and foolish eyes of the cloudy horseman, don't see it." ”

Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe looked at each other and smiled bitterly, not only did they have nothing to do with this friend's bullish temper, but they also appreciated and appreciated it very much. When Kong Rangli was about to try to persuade again, You Heng took out a medicine bottle from his tattered sleeve, opened it and poured out some powder to raise a glass to serve with wine, Kong Rangli hurriedly stopped: "Zhengping, it's almost to Yecheng, after taking this five stone powder, you need to sweat quickly to disperse the medicine surname, if the medicine surname is not dispersed, it has already arrived in Yecheng, then there is no chance to disperse the medicine." ”

"It's okay, I can be without meat in March, but I can't be without wine and dispersion."

You Heng laughed and refused, and insisted on using warm wine to put the five stones into his mouth, and then handed the five stones to Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu to invite the two friends to take ecstasy in the Three Kingdoms era together, when the voice of a soldier suddenly came from outside the car, "Yu Kong Shaofu, the convoy is only two miles away from Yecheng, please prepare Lord Shaofu to get ready to get out of the car and enter the city." ”

"Trouble, how did the team go so fast?"

Kong Rangli was a little bitter, but now it was too late to regret it, so he could only hurry up and tidy up his clothes with Yang Xiu, and urged You Heng to get off the car and walk to diverge the medicine surname, but You Heng was used to the surname of the bar, under the pretext that the surname of the medicine was not sent and refused to listen, Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe spent a lot of effort, so it was not easy to drive You Heng off the carriage to scatter the medicine, but You Heng continued to get used to the surname of the bar, and immediately took off his shirt after getting off the car, and walked naked in the ice and snow wearing a pair of tattered clogs. Forcing Kong Rangli to order the team to stop marching, preparing to let You Heng disperse the medicine surname before rushing to Yecheng to enter the city.

It was easy to give orders, and the members of the Cao army envoys brought by Kong Rangli were also very obedient to orders, but the Yuan Shaojun team that monitored and escorted the Cao army envoys to the north did not do anything - who wants to accompany a madman who has broken ecstasy to go crazy in the ice and snow? In addition, it was not early, so Yuan Shaojun's leading troops not only resolutely refused to receive the order, but also asked the Cao army envoys to advance as soon as possible, so as not to delay Yecheng for too long and close the city gate to enter the city.

When arguing, a new trouble came, Yecheng actually took the initiative to come to a team of soldiers and horses, led by Yuan Tan Gongzi's confidant Wang Zhao, saying that he was ordered by Yuan Tan Gongzi to escort the Cao army envoys into the city, and also said that Yuan Tan Gongzi had reported the intention of Kong Rangli and others to the Great Yuan Sangong, and the Great Yuan Sangong also agreed to meet the Cao Jun envoy as soon as possible, so he asked Kong Rangli and his party to enter the city as soon as possible, maybe the Great Yuan Sangong would summon Kong Rangli and others on the same day. Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu had no choice but to take the team, and also brought their friend You Heng, who was walking naked to scatter medicine, and quickly rushed to Yecheng to enter the city with Yuan Shaojun's team.

Fortunately, although You Heng's reputation is now famous, he has no official position, even if he doesn't go to see Da Yuan Sangong, he can explain it, so Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu also quickly discussed a countermeasure, that is, after entering the city, if Da Yuan Sangong does not summon him immediately, once Da Yuan Sangong sends a message, he will immediately summon him, then place his good friend You Heng in the pavilion, and introduce You Heng to Da Yuan Sangong another day, so as not to do anything outrageous about You Heng, whose surname is not dispersed.

Plans are never as fast as change, when Kong Rangli's team arrived at the south gate of Yecheng, to the surprise of Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe, Yuan Tan Gongzi, the eldest son of the Great Yuan Sangong, personally led Guo Tu and Xin Ping to the city gate to greet the Cao Jun envoys - you know, the Cao Jun envoys came to ask for peace in a low voice this time, and the Great Yuan Sangong, who had already known that Kong Rangli and others were coming, actually gave such a high-level reception, which is enough to prove that the Great Yuan Sangong accepted Cao Jun's attitude towards peace.

In addition to being surprised, of course, there was also worry, because I saw Yuan Tan Gongzi leading Guo Tu and Xin Ping in official uniforms to lead the team to guard the door, and Mr. You Heng, who was still shirtless, swaggered out of the crowd and walked towards Yuan Tan Gongzi and the others first. Kong Rangli knew that something was wrong, and hurriedly chased after him, and while holding You Heng, he saluted Yuan Tan Gongzi and the others and said, "Xiansi Gongzi, Mr. Guo Tu, Mr. Xin Ping, it's been a long time." ”

"Mr. Wenju, it's been a long time." Yuan Tan Gongzi and others, who knew Kong Rangli, returned the salute, and at the same time it was very strange - how could a shirtless man called Huazi run out of the Cao Jun envoys?

"What about me?" Once again, You Heng, who was despised by the powerful, was even more unhappy, and asked loudly, "Are you blind?" I only saw Beihai Kong Wenju, but I didn't see my plain You Zhengping?! ”

"Plains you are flat?"

The famous Mr. You Heng is still the master who can make Boss Cao and Liu Shoumen dare not start casually, hearing Mr. You Heng's self-declaration of identity, Yuan Tan Gongzi, who does not have much ink in his stomach, is slightly better, but Mr. Guo Tu and Mr. Xin Ping were taken aback together, and hurriedly bowed and asked: "Dare to ask Mr., but you Heng You Zhengping, who is famous all over the world?" ”

You Heng didn't return the courtesy, but just nodded proudly and admitted, over there Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu hurriedly explained the origin of You Heng, explaining that Mr. You Heng was also a messenger sent by Boss Cao, and it also showed that Mr. You Heng was now shirtless and had just used Wushi San, and although the habit of taking Wushi San of Wei and Jin Dynasty had not yet reached its peak, it gradually began to become popular, Guo Tu and Xin Ping had also heard more or less about the fact that they had to disperse the medicine after taking Wushi San, so they didn't pay too much attention to it, and also whispered to Yuan Tan Gongzi about various situations, Ask Yuan Tan Gongzi to treat Mr. You Heng well, so as not to fall into the name of slow sage.

After listening to Guo Tu and Xin Ping's whispered introductions, Yuan Tan Gongzi, who was in urgent need of expanding his prestige and winning people's hearts, did not dare to slack off, and was about to salute You Heng with false affection, but Mr. You Heng yelled unhappily, "The gentleman is frank, you and other rats are turning heads and ears to do this villain's act, what is the reason?" ”

Yuan Tan Gongzi, whose temper is not much better than Yuan Sangong, has a somewhat ugly face, Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly came up one to hold You Heng, and the other to pull a relationship with Yuan Tan Gongzi, it turns out that our Yang Yihe's biological mother is the younger sister of Yuan Sangong, and Yuan Tan Gongzi is a relatively close cousin, Yuan Tan Gongzi, who is already very inclined to Cao Boss, was also very happy after hearing this relationship, and quickly put Mr. You Heng's words behind him, and invited Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe and said: "Mr. Wenju, Brother Dezu, it's not convenient to talk here, please come to the city, my father has prepared a banquet in his house, and is ready to personally entertain you and your party, and many Jizhou civil and military personnel will also participate in the banquet and discuss important matters with you. ”

Because Yuan Tan Gongzi deliberately said the four words of discussing major matters very seriously, Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe inevitably had bright eyes, and Mr. You Heng over there also had bright eyes, and he laughed and said, "Okay, good!" Since Yuan Shao was sincerely hospitable, then I also gave him some face, went to his house to drink and talk with him, and talked about poetry together. ”

Seeing Mr. You Heng's shirtless appearance, Yuan Tan Gongzi didn't dare to make a sound, Guo Tu and Xin Ping didn't dare to make a sound, Kong Rangli quickly pulled Mr. You Heng aside, I wanted to persuade my friend to go to the pavilion to rest first, but I knew that with the virtue of this bad friend, I dared to say such a thing and might make some trouble, so Kong Rangli could only whisper: "Zhengping, you can follow us to the Yehou Mansion for a banquet, but you must change your clothes and dress neatly." Also, your hair must be tied up and you must wear a scarf! ”

"Why?" Mr. You Heng shouted dissatisfiedly: "Zhongni, when I went to your Beihai Xinglin Garden before, you didn't have so many rules, why did you order so many rules for me when I arrived in Yecheng today?" ”

Although he knew that Mr. You Heng would be difficult to communicate because of the surname of Wushi Sanyao, Kong Rangli really regretted that he took You Heng to Jizhou as an envoy, but to Kong Rangli's surprise, after shouting, You Heng suddenly changed his mind and said: "It's okay, for the sake of Wenju and Dezu, I just wear clothes and wear a square scarf." ”

Saying that, You Heng really returned to the carriage, changed into a set of Confucian robes, tied his hair and put on a square scarf, and got out of the car to see Kong Rangli in a proper manner. Seeing that his friend finally listened to the persuasion, Kong Rangli was also quietly relieved, and hurriedly explained to Yuan Tan Gongzi and others, asking Yuan Tan Gongzi to take his party to Yehou Mansion to meet the Great Yuan Sangong, Yuan Tan Gongzi and others did not dare to bear the infamy of slow sage, and seeing that You Heng had some restraint, he politely invited Kong Rangli and others to enter the city and rushed to Yehou Mansion to meet the Great Yuan Sangong.

However, what Kong Rangli, Yang Yihe, Yuan Tan Gongzi and others did not find out, when they turned their heads to enjoy the scenery of the streets of Yecheng, our Mr. You Heng suddenly had some sly smiles on the corners of his mouth.

Because he was in a hurry to go to the house to draw a ladder for his son-in-law, the third prince of Yuan gave enough face to the envoys of the Cao army this time, and really put a grand banquet on the hall of the Yehou Mansion to entertain Kong Rangli and his party, and summoned a large number of Xuzhou civil and military to accompany him, ready to take this opportunity to get Emperor Han Xian into his hands, and also released Boss Cao to bite the son-in-law, so when Kong Rangli, Yang Xiu and You Heng were led into the hall by Yuan Tan Gongzi, the hall was already full of friends, and the wine and meat were fragrant. Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu were secretly happy, but they didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly bowed in front of the Great Yuan Sangong, honorifically called the Marquis of Ye, and then Yang Xiu had to kneel down and bow to the juniors, and called Uncle to the Great Yuan Sangong.

"Mr. Wenju, please, Dezu and nephew, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and the nephews are so old, if you meet them on the street, I really don't dare to recognize ......."

Da Yuan Sangong's smile suddenly froze, because Da Yuan Sangong suddenly found that our Mr. You Heng was standing upright on the right side of Kong Rangli, and he was still staring at himself without being polite, and he didn't know what he was saying when he was thinking about it. Da Yuan Sangong couldn't help but turn pale, and said angrily: "Who are you? Why not worship? ”

"Who are you? Why worship? Mr. Youheng tilted his head and asked.

"Zhengping, this is the general of the dynasty and the first prince of Yehou, hurry up and salute."

Kong Rangli was sweating profusely and pulled You Heng, and Mr. You Heng suddenly said: "It turns out that he is Yuan Shao, and no one introduced me to him, I still wonder who this old man is." ”

After finishing speaking, Mr. You Heng bowed to the symbol of the surname of the Great Yuan Sangong, and then quickly straightened up, but it was too late to do so, hearing You Heng insult himself in public as an old horseman, and the Great Yuan Sangong, who had never enjoyed this treatment, was already trembling with anger, Yuan Shanggongzi and countless Jizhou generals jumped up and slashed their swords in their hands, fortunately Kong Rangli knelt down in time, and said loudly: "Ming Gong forgives the sin, although You Heng is open-mouthed, but it is also because I have not introduced the identity of Ming Gong to him, the cause is Rong, and I hope that Ming Gong will investigate it deeply." ”

"Uncle, you Heng and you are a famous man in the world, although the sin is not forgiven, but killing is afraid that it will damage the prestige of your uncle, and I hope that my uncle will forgive." Yang Xiu also hurriedly kowtowed and pleaded.

Considering that he was about to discuss important matters with Kong Rangli and others, Da Yuan Sangong reluctantly endured this evil breath, waved his hand to stop the generals first, and then slowed down and asked Yang Xiu: "Virtuous nephew, he is the famous Plains You Zhengping?" Why did he come here with his nephew? ”

"Mr. Zhengping was summoned to Xuchang by Mr. Wenju by letter to ......."

Yang Xiu hurriedly gave a general introduction to the before and after of You Heng and his entourage, and Da Yuan Sangong nodded after hearing this, and said very reluctantly: "Since it is a famous person brought by the virtuous nephew and Mr. Wenju, then please come to the table together, come and make a table for Mr. You Heng." ”

After finishing speaking, Da Yuan Sangong deliberately pointed to the farthest part of the hall, asking the attendant to put Youheng's desk seat at the end, seeing this scene, Kong Rangli and Yang Xiu, who are familiar with Youheng's surname, turned white, for fear that Youheng would have a bullish temper and confront Da Yuan Sangong again in public. Who knew that Mr. You Heng seemed to have opened his mind this time, since he strode to the end of the seat without anger, and then, he began to take off his clothes in public, and he took off quickly, and in the blink of an eye, he was already shirtless and took off his pants, instantly breaking the record of the degree of nudity in Yang Changshi's history in this hall last time.

"Stop!" When he saw Mr. You Heng go to take off his pants, Da Yuan Sangong finally couldn't help but yell, and roared: "Bold horseman, above the temple, why is it rude? ”

"It is rude to oppress the weak, what is rudeness when I expose the form of my parents and show my innocent body to show filth?" While answering unhurriedly, Mr. You Heng quickly took off his obscene pants and raised his head naked to face the many guards of the Yehou Mansion.

Seeing this scene, Kong Rangli and Yang Yihe were about to faint, Yuan Tan Gongzi and his party were all as pale as dirt, and Yuan Shang Gongzi and his party, who were preparing to face a bitter battle of words, were about to laugh crazy, and Yuan Sangong's face was completely blue, and he roared angrily: "You are innocent, what is filth?!" ”

"Thou art filthy!" Mr. Youheng replied without fear: "You despise celebrities, and your eyes are cloudy!" If you don't read poetry books, your mouth is cloudy! If you don't accept advice, your ears are cloudy! If you don't know the past and the present, it's turbid! Do not tolerate the princes, it is a turbidity! Oppressing the weak is a turbid heart! I am a famous man in the world, and you are the last to bully him, so how can I become a king?! ”

With a bang, poor Mr. Yang Xiu sat on the ground, but no one paid attention to Yang Xiu's faux pas, and countless Jizhou civil and military forces had already drawn their swords and rushed towards Youheng, roaring angrily in their mouths, "Dare to insult my lord and die!" ”

"Stop!" Kong rangli yelled in despair, and quickly knelt down to Da Yuan Sangong, kowtowed again and again, and said: "Ming Gong, measure this rat and sparrow, what is the bloody knife?" I also hope that Ming Gong will be merciful outside the law and spare him from dying! ”

"I am a rat and a sparrow, and I still have a surname, and I am better than you like hangers, rice bags, wine barrels, and meat bag ears!" Mr. Heng said with a laugh.

"Shut up!"

Yuan Shanggongzi couldn't bear to punch Mr. You Heng in the face, beating Mr. You Heng's face was full of flowers, mouth and nose bleeds, the result was okay if he didn't fight, after a dozen Mr. You Heng was more crazy, with a face full of blood and laughed and said: "Good fight, good fight, you and other puppets will really only bully the weak, collude with pottery thieves to invade Yanzhou, hurt living beings, and now more than 100 people have come to besiege my scholars, Yuan Zhouyang gave birth to good children and grandchildren." ”

Yuan Zhouyang is the word of Yuan Feng, the father of the third prince of the great Yuan, and it is very taboo and rude to talk about the name of the elder Fang in this era, so after Yuan Shanggongzi kicked Mr. You Heng to the ground in anger, he immediately turned to the big Yuan Sangong and said: "Father, the messenger of the Cao thief is so rude, he dares to insult his grandfather, please behead the child immediately!" ”

"Lord, by all means."

Guo Tu and Xin Ping stood up hard, and just wanted to explain that Mr. You Heng had just taken the surname of Wushi Powder, and asked Da Yuan San to be open and don't do things absolutely, but I never thought that Mr. You Heng was lying on the ground in a big shape and laughed, and said: "Mentioning Yuan Zhouyang is humiliation, then the world often mentions Kong Qiu Kong Zhongni, isn't it often humiliating Kong Wenju?" The ridiculous descendants of Yuan Zhongyu and Yuan Zhonghe are really too pedantic! It's so pedantic!! Hahahahaha!! ”

"Take it!"

Even the grandfather and great-grandfather were humiliated by the Great Yuan Sangong could no longer bear it, and after a loud shout, the guards of the Yehou Mansion, who had long been unable to hold back, immediately dragged You Heng up, and turned your arms to press You Heng to the Great Yuan Third Duke, waiting for the punishment order of the Great Yuan Third Duke. As a result, Mr. You Heng, who felt insulted, was even more furious, and shouted angrily: "What do you want to do? What do you want to do? I don't worship the gods of heaven and earth, and I don't worship the king's relatives and teachers, why do I worship the clay puppets in this temple? ”

Da Yuan Sangong's fists were so clenched that even his knuckles turned white, and he turned to the hole to make Li roar angrily: "You and others brought this madman here, are you here to sue for peace for Cao Thief?" Or are you here to declare war on the Cao thief?! ”

"To declare war, of course!" Mr. You Heng also struggled and shouted, "The Son of Heaven is still in Xudu, and you are disloyal to invade the realm with soldiers!" ”

"You succeeded Yuan Cheng as a son, and thought that Yuan Cheng's official position was humble, and Yuan Cheng just died and returned to his father's door with a cheeky face, because it was unfilial!"

"You first attacked Youzhou for your own interests, and then annexed Qing, causing tens of millions of innocent lives to be harmed and thousands of people to be displaced, which is unkind!"

"You swallowed Han Fu by deceit, deceived Gongsun Zan with treachery, and now you want to abandon your son-in-law to sit and reap the profits, it is unjust!"

"Cao Ying sent me here to declare war on you, a disloyal, unfilial, unkind and unrighteous person! Rotting corpses, dry bones in the grave! Sooner or later, Cao Ying will capture your whole family and behead you! ”

"Push it out, cut it!"

The Great Yuan Sangong, who was completely annoyed and angry, roared wildly, and the guards sang loudly, setting up You Heng and walking out, but Mr. You Heng scolded endlessly, constantly scolding the Great Yuan Sangong for his disloyalty, unfilial piety, unkindness, injustice, and shame. Hearing this scolding of the beam, Da Yuan Sangong couldn't bear it even more, and overturned the wine case in front of him again, and shouted: "Order Yan Liang to order him to attack Dongjun immediately, and answer my son-in-law to attack Cao Thief!" Give me some soldiers and horses, and I will personally lead an army of 300,000 to behead the thief and the dog! ”

"Father......."

"My lord......."

There was a persuasion voice in the hall that was obviously lacking in courage, but the Great Yuan Sangong drew his sword and roared angrily: "My will has been decided!" There are also those who make peace with Cao thief, there is such a case! ”

Roaring, Da Yuan Sangong slashed down with a sword, and the wine case that had been overturned was broken in response, and the brush was broken into two! -- It can be seen that the level of fried steel and sword casting in Jizhou is not bad.

(To be continued)