Chapter 102: You Know How to Knife a Fart

The red-robed old man came out of the smoke and dust, scolding.

It's okay to fall straight down from a high altitude, and riding such a vicious demon leopard, no one will think that he is an unknown flat-headed person.

The old man was full of alcohol, touched his red nose, and said angrily: "If you learn the ability to fart bigger, you will know how to fight and kill all day long, and you are not tired?

Everyone in Haoyang Sect was silent, Wu Bencao and Xiao Hua were still fighting, and Lao Bai and Xiao Greasy turned a deaf ear.

In the end, no one birded him.

The old man didn't feel embarrassed, took off the wine gourd hanging from his waist, and after a few sips, he squinted and began to pay attention to the situation in the field. After drinking, he talks a lot, and a person like him, even if he has no companions around, can still talk to himself for a day, and it is impossible to be lonely.

"Yo, it's terrible, when did Datang come out with such a powerful doll? First slash horizontally, and then cut after another move, you play this knife very spiritually! Hey, this move makes it very spiritual, quite a bit of the old man's youthful look......

He couldn't stop his mouth, and no matter whether anyone paid attention to him or not, he was full of praise for Wu Bencao's knife skills.

"Long Eagle Hook Nose, your swordsmanship is far behind, you still have nine recultivation, and you were actually played around by a doll! If I am as stupid as you, I can just hit the wall headlong! No, I can't hit the wall, the pig has to hit the tree to do it......"

The old man in the red robe seemed to be talking about stand-up comedy, and he was not tired at all, and soon everyone felt that a swarm of buzzing flies flew in the field.

Bai Yujing frowned, a little impatient, and said in his heart, in this place with a big palm, it is not easy to be a number one, forget it, don't worry about this old guy.

Xiao Hua was furious, and while fighting, he sneered: "Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, you can do it, don't force it!"

The old man laughed, sat down cross-legged like Bai Yujing, and opened the conversation again, "Let me go, my old man still has to be cheeky, and I don't want to bully the two juniors, otherwise at this time, you will already be standing on the Meng Po Bridge and drinking soup......"

Although Xiao Yan couldn't understand people's words, he scratched his ears and couldn't stand his nagging.

Fortunately, Wang Xiang is not here, otherwise, the meeting of the two talkers is destined to be a fierce war of words, and they have to talk until tomorrow morning.

"Little doll, don't you can't help but praise! The old man just praised you a few words, why did you make a stinky move? Just now, you obviously cut off his ribs and it was over, you have to play some kind of bullshit, isn't this taking off your pants and farting, is this an extra move?"

The old man quickly saw from Wu Bencao's tricks that did not suit his heart, and began to point. Seeing that Wu Bencao ignored it, he was still unwilling, and preached even harder.

"No, no, boy, you didn't use the knife like that! Who is the master who taught you, if he is present, I will have to beat him up, let him have a longer memory, and don't always go some opportunistic and biased ways!"

Lao Bai, who was sitting on the other side, frowned deeper and deeper when he heard this.

The series of routines that Wu Bencao performed just now were taught by him. The old man pointed and pointed, and he was not ashamed, stepping on his face was just a trivial matter, he could not care about it, but he could see that Wu Bencao was a little slower to make a knife, obviously pondering the old man's words, and deliberating on the possibility of changing his moves.

The old man may not be completely wrong, in fact, some opinions are quite unique. But for Wu Materia Medica, this is a kind of interference, which makes him have doubts when he goes out of the knife, but now that he is in a fierce battle, when is the time to discuss this?

At this time, the old man squirted wildly, "Little fool, can you grow your brains? Why are you patronizing and playing with knives, at this time, you should take advantage of his emptiness and kick his crotch!

He was so angry that he stomped his feet, could it be that when he met a genius junior with excellent qualifications, he couldn't wait to rush up immediately and teach Wu Bencao to make moves.

Bai Yujing finally couldn't bear it anymore and said coldly, "Old thing, can you shut up?"

The old man turned his head to look at him, and said in surprise: "Yo yo, the sun is coming out in the west, why is there a number one person on the Datang realm? Look at your little eyes, you are so angry that you want to hit me, that kid's rotten knife technique can't be what you taught, right?"

Don't look at him drunk, he doesn't have a doorkeeper on his mouth, in fact, his heart is bright, he has long noticed Bai Yujing's deep aura, and knows that this is a great master who is extremely difficult to mess with.

Bai Yujing snorted coldly and mocked: "After drinking a few taels of cat urine, you forget how many catties and taels you have, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here, you really think you are invincible in the world, hehe, you know the knife technique of a fart!"

Don't look at his usual taciturn, he squirts against the old man in the red robe, and he doesn't suffer at all on his lips. The reason why he fought back was to divert the old man's firepower, so as not to interfere with Wu Bencao again.

Xiao Greasy barked a few times, and recently he has been used to thinking of himself as a kitten, as if asking, can I take my urine to drink.

The old man didn't laugh angrily, and said with a smile: "Brother, don't provoke me, I won't do anything with you." Your realm is far higher than mine, this old man admits that there is no need to compare, but if you talk about teaching juniors, as well as the study of martial arts itself, you are definitely inferior to me, this is also a fact. ”

Knowing that Bai Yujing is too strong, he is still neither humble nor arrogant, and when he says these words, it seems that he is also a hard character.

Bai Yujing stood up and said to Wu Bencao: "Boss, I'll make an exception once and teach this old thing how to use a knife." If I get you into trouble in the future, I'll help you solve it. ”

He can also see that in the realm of the Tang Dynasty, the old man in the red robe should be regarded as a top powerhouse, and there may not be a huge force behind him, if he teaches this old man a lesson, it may involve more new causes and effects, which is not good for Wu Bencao.

When the red-robed old man heard this, he stood up and said seriously: "If you want to crush me by the realm, I have nothing to say, just let you ravage me." But I just pointed out that kid, purely for his good, I don't want to see him misled, it's a pity that he is a good seedling!"

Bai Yujing smiled, "Yes, no one has dared to talk to me like this for a long time...... I will suppress the realm to the same level as you, or even lower, and only see you with the tricks, so that you can lose convincingly!"

He thought to himself that as long as he could find peace and silence the old man, it would be worth making an exception to fight.

The old man nodded happily, "Yes, if it's just a move, I'm willing to accompany you to the end." But I have a condition, if you don't agree, you will start fighting, this is a child's practice, after all, we are old rivers and lakes, it is better to add some bets, don't work in vain. ”

Bai Yujing said coldly: "I won, you shut up and get out." ”

The old man smiled and said, "I won, you give me this apprentice." ”

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