Chapter 291 The surname is Li Mingyou, the word Fushi

Seeing Sister Li Mei like this, Li You sat down beside her, stretched out his hand to snatch the wooden fish over, frowned and asked, "Could it be that someone is bullying you?" ”

Sister Li Mei opened her eyes and said in a light tone, "No." ”

What kind of ice beauty is pretended, it's not professional at all. Li You said dissatisfiedly: "Then what kind of moth are you making such a fuss?" ”

"Thinking of the past, the sins are deep, and this body is washed in the empty door."

Li You shook his head, the two sisters of the Li family look completely opposite on the surface - Sister Li Mei doesn't know a lot of big characters, she is good at dancing with long sleeves, and she is sultry; Li Huanqing is cynical and has a little talent, and is obsessed with the world of her books and is unwilling to extricate herself. Li You sometimes wonders if they are sisters.

But now it is finally certain that there are some inexplicable things in the bones of these two sisters that are really in the same vein, but they are not expressed in the same way.

Li Huan can also write a book as a sustenance and hide in the book to escape reality, but Li Meijie seems to prefer to find her own sense of existence in a high-profile manner in reality - when she is famous, she competes with competitors every day, and she must compete in all aspects; After becoming a mistress in the outer room, she competed with the name, for fear that she would not be able to show herself when she entered the door of the old man's house, but she had to live next door and not leave, so as to seduce a certain master over the wall for fun.

Now, somehow, it's time again... Li You said secretly, could it be that she feels humble and can't find a sense of identity again? An insecure woman is not surprised to do anything.

In fact, this is a very philosophical question, and Master Li can't figure it out. He's just a little angry with his outer room, a non-talented female beauty who has a big tree to lean on and doesn't worry about eating and drinking, doesn't enjoy [***] depraved life, but thinks about the meaning of the value of life at every turn... It's funny.

Is there such a mistress, it is really uncomfortable. Thinking of this, Li You waved his hand to drive Li Huan out, and then tested Sister Mei and said, "If you practice, why don't you go to the temple?" ”

"It's too hard."

"Why don't you shave off the three thousand troubles?"

"What do you mean by three thousand troubles?"

What kind of Buddha do you want to learn at this level! Li You suddenly remembered Sister Li Mei's education level, picked up the Buddhist scriptures again, and shook them with a bang, "By the way, you only recognize a few words?" Do you understand? ”

Sister Li Mei couldn't hold back her sarcastic face, "This donor..."

Before she finished speaking, she was forcibly grabbed by Li You and tore her tuckers.

"What is the master going to do? Don't mess around in the Buddha hall! ”

"Aren't you intent on practicing Buddhism? This benefactor invites the female bodhisattva to give the flesh! ”

Sister Li Mei is a woman, even if she struggles with punches and kicks, her strength is comparable to Li You. The more he struggled, the more defeated he became, and the door was torn open when he divided five by two, and between the necklines of the left and right plackets, a white flower was exposed.

But she really wasn't in the mood now, and said angrily: "Master, aren't you afraid of defiling the gods? ”

Li You turned a deaf ear, pressed her on the desk very rudely, and forcibly picked up the gun and got on the horse. At this time, the spring shirt is thin, neither hot nor cold, and it is convenient to act.

Sister Li Mei was motionless like a wood, gurgling tears flowed from her eyes, and countless past events gradually flashed from her mind.

After standing up a few times, but not getting a response, Li You was bored. By the candlelight, he found that the woman under him was full of tears, and he couldn't help but stop his movements and asked, "You and I are also old friends, is it worth crying like this?" ”

"The slave family regrets it. If the slave family had committed themselves to you with all their net worth, would you be willing to marry Ming Media? ”

Li You thought about it, at the beginning, he was a hard-working official with no money in his hands, and he couldn't earn twenty or thirty taels a year. If there is a beautiful woman who carries at least hundreds of taels of money, he will probably not be able to resist the temptation of this rich dowry. He replied truthfully, "Yes." ”

Sister Li Mei sighed, missing is missing. If she had a little vision at the earliest, not taking herself too seriously, and at the same time not taking Li Caizi too seriously, at least Jin Bao'er's position should belong to her. Putting away her tears, she patted Li You's waist, "Master continue." ”

After the incident, Master Li was tired, but his mind was clear. When I returned to Suzhou this time, most people's attitudes towards themselves have changed, and it seems that only Master Huang is more normal, probably because of the reason for guarding Chen Xundao.

Thinking of his intentions, he turned his head and asked, "Are you willing to go to Yangzhou?" ”

Sister Li Mei was picking up her clothes and culottes, "If you don't go, the slave family will guard the pawnshop for the master in the future, eat fasting and chant Buddha, and don't go anywhere." If the master wants to come, he will come, and if he doesn't want to come, he doesn't have to worry if he dies. It's just that Huan'er was wronged by the slave family, she is eighteen this year, she is too old, and she begged the master to find her a good in-law. ”

But in a blink of an eye, Li You set up a table in Dongting Tower, and invited the two masters of the Zhao family, as well as friends who were familiar with him such as the Song family and the He family, to take the dictionary for themselves.

According to the ancient rites, taking words is often the last procedure of the crown ceremony, but the atmosphere has changed drastically in recent years, and the crown ceremony has long been out of fashion. Besides, Master Li has been wearing a black gauze hat for more than a year and a half, so wouldn't it be a joke to do any crown ceremony at this time.

Therefore, Master Huang simplified the complex, cut off the last few steps, and adapted measures to local conditions, basically only saving a few steps such as toasting, taking words, and congratulating.

Chen Yingzhen Chen Xundao sat upright, and after accepting Li You's toast, he spoke: "Blesser, Fuye." Yasheng said: The auxiliary world elders are Mo Rude. Take the beginning of the sentence as the word Ru, don't forget the meaning! ”

Li Youshen shook his waist, "Thank you Dongshan Gong for taking the word." ”

Chen Xundao is called Dongshan, and Li You will be a disciple in the future, and he will be honored by Dongshan. Regardless of taste, "Fushi" has since become Li You's word, although it is probably not commonly used.

After the guests dispersed, Chen Xundao and Li You returned to the Yamen of the Investigation Division to chat, "I should have asked the teacher to pick up the words for you, but the teacher came first and entrusted this to me." ”

Chen Xundao's teacher naturally refers to the cabinet assistant Xu Ge Lao. Don't think about the meaning of Lord Cifu first, and the freshly baked Li Fushi hurriedly said humbly: "There are enough words from the Duke of Dongshan to comfort Pingsheng, why should you alarm Xu Ge Lao." ”

In fact, this is not entirely his humility, Chen Yingzhen is the fifth place in the Jinghe Five-Year Spring Competition, and he is only slightly worse than the top list of high-ranking scholars. In Shilin, where the imperial examination is the main business, it is indeed an honor for Li You, a famous whiteboarder, for such characters to give Li You characters and include Li You in the door wall, even if it is a formal and colorful cutscene.

Using the analogy of officialdom in the 21st century, Master Li has joined the party with honor today... When Master Li said goodbye and went out, Master Huang sent it out and said with a smile: "Originally, the proprietor first drafted a word for you called Fuguo, which means very good. When I was leaving this morning, I suddenly thought of your surname Li, so I gave up and changed it to Fushi. ”

Li You broke out in a cold sweat, but fortunately Chen Xundao realized it in time. There was a powerful eunuch in the Tang Dynasty named Li Fuguo...

(To be continued)