0229, poetry is also a weapon
"Okay little thief, little villain—"
Xu Shi also saw Liu Yu's careful thoughts, Zhang Jiao laughed and scolded, so he no longer pretended to be deaf and dumb, and raised his halberd and said:
"I'll tell him to stop, and you have to play tricks, and quickly chant a poem to listen!"
"Demon—"
At this time, Zhang Fei suddenly rushed forward for some reason, and his eyes widened and he scolded angrily:
"You teach the little marquis to recite a poem, and the little marquis is going to recite a poem? Come on, come on, my brothers are here today, you bring a sword, and if you have the ability to beat me and my second brother Guan Yu unconscious! ”
Zhang Fei's horizontal pole suddenly disrupted Liu Yu's position, and secretly screamed bitterly, but found that Zhang Jiao didn't even look at him, the corners of his mouth flicked slightly, and he slowly raised the nine-section scepter that he had been lying on the horse all along, and sighed in a tone of extreme contempt:
"Master Liu, I still remember what I said when you and I first met. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Since the deity came out of the mountain, the establishment of the religion so far, this nine-section scepter, only at the beginning of the establishment of the mountain has revealed the power of the gods. Today, I must sacrifice again for your sake! ”
Liu Yu didn't wait to finish listening, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and galloped towards Zhang Fei with a horse, and at the same time shouted almost pleading in his mouth:
"No, Master, please spare him his life!"
However, before the words fell, I saw a light and shadow that was difficult to see, which was already like a black python rising from the ground, and swept away wildly according to Zhang Fei. It was too late, and everyone hadn't even blinked their eyes, and a stout figure, like a fallen leaf in a hurricane, floated into the air, swaying, and flew dozens of meters away, before it made a loud bang and fell to the ground.
Ah, Guan Yu only glanced at it, then his eyes were red, and he didn't have time to swing his knife and slash at Zhang Jiao, so he howled in his mouth and went straight to Zhang Fei.
"The clouds are long, and they're slow—"
As soon as Liu Yu made a sound, the black shadow like a black python burst out again, and he saw that Guan Yu, who was tall and strong, didn't even have the strength to fight back, and flew directly into the air, and then smashed down dozens of meters away in the same way.
Before everyone could react, a team of Yellow Turban Daoists wearing Taoist robes and robes immediately ran out of the formation with lightning speed, and directly dragged Zhang Fei and Guan Yu back to their own phalanx.
"Phew, hoo-"
Looking at Liu Yu, who was in a hurry and desperately reining in his horse, he almost didn't follow Liu Yu who rushed into the enemy formation, Zhang Jiao didn't seem to have a trace of taking advantage of the danger of others, completely forgetting that it was possible to easily grab him into his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand, just sat motionless on the horse, as if nothing had happened, put the nine-section staff back on the horse, looked at Liu Yu and said slowly:
"If I hadn't wanted to see with my own eyes the legendary pomp and circumstance of the poem you wrote on the spot, I would never have demonstrated with a nine-section scepter today. And you, I am afraid, are now in my hands. I treat you so kindly, and you don't take the initiative to vote, can't you quickly write poems and teach me to have a good life? ”
How did this demon suddenly become so merciful and seductive? Well, you have to be careful that he has to repeat the old tricks, and before you know it, you will be blinded by him.
Liu Yu shook his head secretly, and hurriedly followed the process he had already set, and said with a smile:
"The master does not seek the Tao but turns to poetry, is this also a kind of Taoist heart? Hahaha, just right, didn't the little brother repeatedly say that he was crying in the face of the hungry people, so he felt that he wrote a poem. In this case, I will also have a feeling today, and how about singing and singing with him, and having a happy word? ”
Zhang Jiao, who was full of anticipation, suddenly smiled at the corner of his mouth when he heard it, and said curiously:
"You are really extraordinary, just listening to Zhang Lu reciting the poem once, you immediately have the corresponding poetry, and you can also sing a sad word in his poem and a happy word in turn. Okay, good, one sorrow and one joy, these are the two poles of my life, you sing quickly! ”
This demon, I didn't expect him to have such an original intention to be a man!
Liu Yu couldn't help but glance at Zhang Jiao again, cleaned up his mind a little, and then slowly chanted out a swan song for the ages:
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns."
"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop. Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me. ”
"The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time. The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name. In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years. What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman. Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”
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With the sound of Liu Yu's lingering poetry recitation, it slowly landed, and inside and outside the battlefield of tens of thousands of people, a scene that was absolutely unimaginable and at the same time made people can't help but be intoxicated:
Whether it was the wine and meat army facing south and north and its subordinate officers, or the yellow turban thieves sitting north and facing south, they all fell into a silent situation in an instant.
Not only that, but even the respective horses on both sides seemed to understand human speech, and even the sound of snorting, grazing, and the irritable kicking of hooves were all silent. A huge horse's head, with a pair of beautiful horse eyes, there are heads up and down on the ground, long manes, fluttering with the cold wind, the scene is magnificent.
When Liu Yu reacted, he was unconsciously shocked by this grand and silent scene. After a while, he silently wiped his eyes, and just wanted to say something, when he heard Zhang Lu, who was riding on a horse opposite, suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then raised his head and smiled strangely, and rolled under the horse coldly.
"Hehe, I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone. Grandpa, I said it a long time ago, didn't I, I actually said these words a long time ago. But, how can I teach him to speak like this, to call people, to call people—"
As he spoke, Zhang Lu suddenly howled, sat on the ground, and cried on his back.
Zhang Jiao's complexion changed, and he looked at Zhang Xiu intently, but saw that he was also like a fugue for thousands of miles, and he didn't realize that he was also looking up and sighing:
"The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time. The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name. Okay, good, five-flowered horses, daughter-in-law, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. Liu Yu, Liu Yunshang, Liu Xiaohou, I, I really didn't misunderstand you, if you, if you can enter my Dao Gate, even if I am a god, why be afraid! ”
After speaking, he suddenly waved his hand without warning, only to see that the flag was suddenly waving on the opposite side, and the sound of people shouting and neighing horses suddenly rose again. Immediately afterwards, before Liu Yu could react, tens of thousands of troops disappeared into the distance like a torrent of ebbing tides......