Chapter 61: You're Making a Joke (Monday, Asking for Votes)
It seems to be the last week to hit the list, and last week I had a good result of fifth.
I very much hope that it can be maintained this week, please support the big brothers
Zhang Shuang couldn't cry or laugh, but he also understood.
For small households, firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive.
So, Zhang Shuang nodded to Dian Wei, and Dian Wei took out a few more silver projectiles, handed them to Wei Guang, and said, "Go get them and prepare to eat." ”
"Okay."
Although it was still too little, Wei Guang and his wife's faces looked a little better, so they nodded and went down.
"It's a shame." Wei Yan snorted.
"Biological parents, no matter how noble or ugly, should not be disliked." Zhang Shuang said with a smile.
"Humph!" Wei Yan snorted coldly.
This appearance made Zhang Shuang sound Xu Shu again, and he secretly said in his heart: "It seems that after I go back, I have to teach this kid filial piety first." ”
Then, Zhang Shuang didn't care about Wei Yan, just ate a big meal. I have to say, this fish is well cooked. Use a good meal and put down the dishes and chopsticks. I saw Wei Guang and his wife walk in again.
"One fish per person, one bowl of meat." Wei Guangdao.
"Okay." Zhang Shuang nodded. Then, he went straight to the point and said: "I am the general Zhang Shuang, I have always loved talents, and I see that your eldest son is quite clever and wants to be under my command." I wonder what you two think? ”
"General? Do you have a military book at home? Wei Yan's eyes lit up and he couldn't wait to ask.
"There are more than ten carts of military books." Zhang Shuang said with a smile.
"I'm willing to go." Wei Yan said immediately.
Zhang Shuang didn't think that his name and status were small, and he had the experience of Xu Shu's past, so he didn't consider that Wei Guang and his wife would refuse.
But in fact, Zhang Shuang looked at himself too highly.
Forget to think about it, Xu Shu's family is considered a poor family. Wei Guang's family can only be regarded as ordinary people.
See one heaven and one underground.
When Wei Guang and the Zhao family heard this, the first thought in their hearts was that this person was cheating.
"General??? Our son is stupid and fat, and besides, after a few years of studying, he was kicked out. Still smart, who are you fooling? ”
"This isn't trying to kidnap my son, is it? White and fat, the inheritance is just right. ”
The two muttered in their hearts, looked at each other, and saw each other's consciousness from each other's eyes, and their hearts were more vigilant. Wei Guang excused himself and said: "The general takes a fancy to it, and it is really my son's luck to kill him." It's that he has never been far away from home, and we are reluctant, can we consider one or two? ”
"Nature." Human nature, Zhang Shuang was not suspicious and said.
"Thank you." Wei Guang and his wife glanced at each other and walked out.
Out of the hall, Wei Guang and his wife came to the corner of the house and muttered.
"I think this man is a liar."
"It's not ten, it's ninety!"
"What should I do?" Zhao asked.
"There are so many of them that we can't deal with them. It's better to report to the official. Wei Guangdao.
"But how can we ordinary people report to the official?" Zhao said worriedly.
Wei Guang was also in trouble, but his eyes flickered, and he said, "By the way, now that the imperial court is in a hurry to arrest the Yellow Turbans, we will falsely accuse them of the Yellow Turbans." Please send troops to the prefectural order. ”
"Good idea."
Zhao's eyes lit up.
Immediately, the husband and wife discussed it and decided that the Zhao family would stabilize the gang of liars at home. Wei Guang went out over the wall, borrowed a donkey, and went to the city to report to the official.
Wei Guang's legs and feet were sharp, and he quickly climbed over the wall. Riding a donkey, galloping towards the county seat.
"When Lao Tzu doesn't know much??? Silly fork. Lao Tzu, I have a lot of ghost ideas, if you dare to abduct my son, I will sue you for a yellow scarf. See you can't eat and walk around. ”
Wei Guang rode the donkey and turned back, triumphant.
Zhang Shuang naturally didn't know that there would be such a change. Otherwise, you will definitely laugh at your stomach.
Although Zhang Shuang didn't bring out a full set of outfits, there are one or two things that can prove his identity. The county magistrate himself came and had to kneel.
Wei Guang rode a fast donkey and soon arrived at the county seat.
In this era, there is no such thing as a drum of grievances. After Wei Guang entered the city, he explained it to the officials outside the county magistrate's office, and was invited into the county office.
The county magistrate of Yiyang County, thirty years old, is called Ye Yuan. Average-looking, from a humble background.
In this era, in addition to looking at the background, you also have to look at the face.
Generally celebrities and gentlemen are good-looking. Ye Yuan is not good at either, so his official luck is not good, he has been a county magistrate for nine years. Recently, the Yellow Turban has been in turmoil, and it is even more frightening.
Fortunately, now the yellow turbans in Yuzhou and Yanzhou have been exterminated by hussar generals.
The yellow scarves in the Nanyang area were exterminated by Huangfu Song.
Ye Yuancai slept peacefully.
Thinking of the hussar general Zhang Shuang, Ye Yuan was like a god.
Thousands of elite soldiers, 150,000 thieves.
A real talent.
Ye Yuan also did not deny that he had a dream of stepping on a yellow scarf and getting promoted to make a fortune.
Therefore, as soon as Ye Yuan heard that someone had reported the yellow scarf, he excitedly let Wei Guang in.
"Accurate message?" In the hall, Ye Yuan asked.
"Absolutely." Wei Guang gritted his teeth and said.
"Someone comes, immediately order five hundred troops. Go catch the Yellow Turban bandits. Ye Yuan didn't hesitate, and ordered.
"No."
So, Ye Yuan ordered all the soldiers and horses, took Wei Guang together, and headed towards the Wei family.
"I'm also here to step on the yellow scarf, and then lie about my exploits. Maybe you can be promoted to the county guard. Ye Yuan said secretly in his heart.
"This time, you're dead." Wei Guang was also happy in his heart.
………………
In the hall of the Wei family, Zhang Shuang and Wei Yan talked.
It's about the book of soldiers, and it's about the strength of the army. Wei Yan, the little chubby dun, is no longer reserved, his eyes are shining like light bulbs, and his face is red, like an apple.
Zhang Shuang didn't doubt that as long as he walked with his front foot, this kid would immediately hug his thigh.
"The so-called art of war, in fact, cannot be spoken, only understood. Invisible and traceless, is wisdom. Zhang Shuang said.
"That's true. Therefore, Emperor Xiaowu wanted to teach Huo Qubing the art of war, but Huo Qubing said that he would not seek to learn the ancient art of war. It is because of the art of war, invisible and traceless, different times, different usages. Believe! ”
Wei Yan nodded repeatedly.
"Boom!"
The atmosphere was thick, and suddenly there was a loud bang at the gate.
Then, an excited voice rang out.
"Yellow turban bandits also dare to run rampant. I, Ye Yuan, will capture you. ”
"What's going on?" Zhang Shuang was surprised, glanced at Dian Wei, and walked out. At this moment, the gate collapsed. Outside the door walked a group of soldiers, indeed wearing armor and spears, but they were old, weak, sick and disabled, and their momentum was weak.
Zhang Shuang personally followed the action, drew his sword out of his body, and confronted him.
"Who's presumptuous here?" Dian Wei stepped forward and said.
The sound is like a tiger and a leopard, deterring one side. The other soldier's face seemed to have encountered a tiger in the wild, and his hair suddenly stood on end, and his expression changed dramatically.
Wei Guang was also timid, but thinking that there were five hundred soldiers beside him, he was bold and strong, crossed his hands on his hips, and laughed: "You Yellow Turban traitor, you want to kidnap and sell my son." I have now invited the county soldiers to get you, and those who know each other surrender quickly, otherwise the sword will serve. ”
"What?" Dian Wei couldn't believe his ears. Zhang Shuang frowned slightly.
Seeing this, Wei Guang was even more proud. "How? You're scared, aren't you? ”
"Shut up." At this moment, an angry roar sounded behind him. Wei Guang's heart trembled, and when he turned around, he saw that the county magistrate Ye Yuan's expression was extremely ugly.
"What's wrong?" Wei Guang muttered in his heart.
What's wrong? Ye Yuan almost fainted in fright, he didn't know Zhang Shuang, he didn't know Dian Wei. But Zhang Shuang's belt, he knows.
Purple, the pattern is different.
This is the ribbon, the purple ribbon.
Only the officials of the three public levels are qualified to wear it.
The man in front of him is still so young. Vaguely, Ye Yuan remembered someone. Suddenly, his body trembled.
If it's that person.
The bullshit yellow scarf, this is obviously the yellow turban nemesis, a heavy general in the imperial court.