Episode 33: [Li Chengqian VS Cheng Biting Jin]
Chapter 33: [Li Chengqian vs Cheng Biting Jin]
As soon as the words of Lu Guogong came out, the people around him suddenly quieted down!
Then the faces of the people around him turned red. Except for Li Chengqian's normal face here, there is also Lu Guogong, a yaksha who turned purple because of his anger, and everyone else was smiling and red!
When Yaksha saw Li Chengqian saying this sentence very cute and innocently, he was stunned for a moment, then pondered for a moment, was extremely angry, and asked, "You dare to say what I am?" β
Li Chengqian still had an innocent expression on his face, and asked in confusion: "Oh, isn't Lu Guogong a thing?" β
After he asked, his eyes widened, and his bright black eyes looked so simple and clear in the early morning!
"It's something!" Lu Guogong's two nostrils spewed fire, and he replied casually.
"What is Lu Guogong?"
"Not a thing......"
"Oh! ~~β
Li Chengqian raised his eyebrows, revealing a look of victory.
Lu Guogong opened his mouth wide, he didn't expect to scold himself! A black face became redder and redder, purple, tiger eyes were round, two nostrils spewed hot air with sparks, and the beard stood up like steel needles!
Li Chengqian's eyes narrowed slightly, and his shining eyes looked at him with a sneer.
Just now, he was talking with words, and he subconsciously scolded himself with one question and one answer, and Li Chengqian was proud of his quick wit.
However, what he didn't expect was that Lu Guogong was underestimating the enemy. The former prince was a polite scholar, never said a word of swag, let alone scolded, Lu Guogong still had the same impression of Li Chengqian in his mind, and his vigilance was too low, so he fell in love with Li Chengqian's way.
was scolded by a person who thought he was stupid for reading, such a gap was too big, and the volcano of Lu Guogong brewed for a while before it erupted.
"Shaft!" He screamed, jumped on the spot, jumped more than a meter high, and after landing, the ground shook, and he rolled up his sleeves, revealing two bear paws covered with black hair, looking like a hooligan was going to fight.
He raised a finger the thickness of a radish and pointed angrily at Li Chengqian: "You dare to tease the old man!" β
His big teeth opened and closed, and the bloody mouth spewed fishy saliva!
Damn, hidden weapon!
Li Chengqian hurriedly put his two coat sleeves on his face and head, and he was safe! He praised in his heart, this is the purpose of the sleeves of the coat!
"Someone attacked Prince Ben, someone!" Li Chengqian shouted loudly under the sleeves of his coat: "Guards, forbidden army, Yulin army, Zhijinwu, Zhongnanhai bodyguards, escort!" β
After this roar, Li Chengqian immediately heard the sound of loud footsteps, which was the voice of the soldiers in the palace, hey, he is still a very high status as a prince!
"Reckless thief!" Another old man's voice, which was very angry, rang out from far to near, "Hugh is going to be rude to the prince!" β
Nearby, several voices sounded: "Lu Guogong, don't do this!" β
Li Chengqian put down his sleeves and saw that several officials were pulling Lu Guogong's Yaksha, and the Yaksha was pushing and rubbing the officials who persuaded him, but Li Chengqian could see at a glance that the Yaksha was fake pushing and kneading, and he just found a step down. Otherwise, with the strength of his bear's paw, the few slender officials around him were not his opponents at all.
Some of the loyal eunuchs were in front of Li Chengqian, and some wanted to pull Li Chengqian's wheelchair away from the Yaksha. Li Chengqian shouted: "Slow, don't go, see who dares to take this prince?" β
As soon as he drank it, the eunuch stopped, but the loyal eunuch in front of him was still in the way.
Li Chengqian looked back, who was scolding Yasha for being a reckless thief just now, and he must find out and praise a few words. I saw a group of officials running in quickly from the Taiji Gate behind, the current one is a thin old man with a goatee, angry and angry, his figure that was blown down by the wind actually ran as fast as a rabbit, and people couldn't help but sigh that it doesn't have to be used!
Among the dozen or so old men behind the goatee old man, some were thin and strong, some were tall and some were short, and Li Chengqian actually saw his teacher, King Kong Long!
"Master, your student has been bullied!" Li Chengqian shouted loudly, like a primary school student making a small report to a teacher!
King Kong Longwang couldn't catch his breath when he ran up, but when he heard Li Chengqian's words, he still raised his hand and responded: "Don't be afraid, the prince is ...... when he comes."
This can make the Yaksha of Lu Guogong in front of him so angry that he can't do it, and the action of pushing and kneading it is even more hot, only to hear a few oops, and the people who persuade him to fight were kicked down by him. But that is, the person who kicked and persuaded him, he didn't dare to touch any of the eunuchs in front of Li Chengqian.
The goatee finally ran to Li Chengqian's side, first looked at Li Chengqian carefully, and found that it was okay, so he breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Is the prince okay?" β
"Oh, it's okay, thank you...... Uncle cares! Li Chengqian didn't know what to call each other, just say it, anyway, he was older than Lao Li, "My body is not injured, but my heart is injured, I don't know if my uncle can reason with him!" β
Hehe, seeing that this uncle has a very bullish tone, Li Chengqian is very smart to let him fight a Yasha.
"Right." Uncle answered, then stroked his cuffs, stood in front of the Yaksha, and squirted his saliva full of anger: "Bold Cheng Zhijie, it turned out to be ......"
When Li Chengqian heard his uncle's words, his mouth opened slightly.
Journey...... Knowing?
He hurriedly raised his head and looked at the yaksha seriously, like, too similar, exactly the same as the Tang Dynasty hooligan Cheng biting Jin in his impression!
Wow, this is the big idol Cheng biting gold!
Li Chengqian admired the hideous appearance of the idol, and the illusion of the idol was shattered. He used to be an idol, but now he is a mad dog that bites himself, an enemy. Sure enough, reality is crueler than dreams!
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, are you alright!?" King Kong finally ran to Li Chengqian's side and asked with concern.
Li Chengqian pointed at Cheng Biting Jin: "Master, he wants to beat me." β
Cheng Yasha, who was arguing with Uncle Goatee over there, turned around and shouted: "It's him who insults the old man!" β
"Cheng thief, you are too blind to have no king's law...... "Uncle Goatee is full of combat power.
Cheng Yasha only had one mouth, and immediately returned to the battle: "Fart!" β
Kong Longwang didn't say a word, but also added to the battle line of Uncle Goatee, and fought with Cheng Yasha.
King Kong Long and Uncle Goatee were very appealing, and civilian officials were constantly added to their front.
The battle situation soon became clear, and the group of old men and civil officials united by the Dragon Dragon King and Uncle Goatee as the main force on the Dragon and Goat Beard Combination were very quick to fight a war of words, and Cheng Yasha fought alone, no matter how loud his voice was, he couldn't match the saliva that came out of dozens of mouths. Even if an official entered his camp, but because the dragon and sheep group represented the righteous division of the prince, he didn't dare to fight with the dragon and sheep group, so he had to persuade him to fight, judging from their burly figures, they should be military attachΓ©s, with good figures but no good eloquence of thin old men, and in the end they were scolded so much that they didn't dare to fight back!
Li Chengqian's position did not move, and he just watched the episode before the court meeting up close. He was very curious about the goatee uncle who was full of combat effectiveness, and asked Zeng Yi next to him: "Who is Uncle Goat?" β
"Huh?" The eunuch Zeng Yi didn't understand.
"Oh, that ......," Li Chengqian pointed.
"He is Zheng Guogong, Wei Zheng, Wei Xuancheng." Zeng Yi added later: "Xuancheng is the character of Wei Guogong." β
Wow, another cow man! Li Chengqian's eyes sparkled and looked at Uncle Goatee, but he didn't expect that the person who was being his battle vanguard at this time turned out to be a celebrity in history! When reading history in his previous life, the history books spoke very highly of this outspoken cowman, and Tang Taizong said that Wei Zheng was his mirror, which could make Lao Li reflect on himself. There is a little interesting story between Wei Zheng and Lao Li, saying that once Lao Li was playing with birds in the garden, Wei Zheng arrived, Lao Li was afraid that Wei Zheng would say that he was not doing his job, so he hid the bird in his arms, Wei Zheng didn't know if he knew that Lao Li had a bird in his arms, and deliberately said it for a long time, and as a result, Lao Li's bird was suffocated.
Li Chengqian also thought of it, there is a myth that Wei Zheng slays the dragon, it is this bull!
Just when Li Chengqian was still recalling, an authentic lion's roar suddenly sounded behind him: "What are you waiting for?" β