The petty official of the Zheng family killed someone.

In less than half an hour, this sensational news spread throughout Daxing County.

After Zheng Xiaoguan killed someone, he went straight to the yamen to surrender, but he was in a trance and speechless, and the yamen personnel immediately went to the scene to investigate, and then embarrassedly found that one of the deceased was a dignified official, and the county's military garrison and military strategy general deputy Qianhu Duan Tianya.

There were two deceased, one was Duan Tianya, deputy Qianhu Tianya, the deputy general of the county's military garrison, 37 years old, and the other was a female painting fan of the Zheng family, female, 23 years old.

The one who had the good deeds swore by a curse, and said that when he went to see it, the male corpse was still lying on the female corpse, and both of them had no head.

"I, Tang San, swear, if I see it badly, I will deduct my tricks." Tang San, one of the idlers in this county, said that this brother-in-law was a catcher in this county, so most people believed it. And this guy broke the news very fiercely, according to him, a couple of annihilators and women were killed when the male bird pill was shot on the roof, and the female was still five months old.

Tang San's eyebrows fluttered as he spoke, "Don't believe it, everyone, that Zhang Da Niu also had a drink with me a few days ago, and I will do it." With the face of my brother-in-law, I looked twice outside, and I saw two headless bodies in the room, two sections of white flowers, one in front and one back, and then the big cow secretly told me that the woman was ......"

He scratched his ears and cheeks, not knowing how to describe it, although he was a lowly servant, but the autopsy was indeed a technical job, and the technical books such as "Records of Clearing Grievances" were not something that anyone could see casually.

Everyone stared at him stunned as if they had heard the story, hoping that he could make it clear that the goods in his stomach were not enough, and he was so anxious that he was sweating, and stretched out his hand to put the head on his head (in ancient times, people with low status could not wear crowns, but could only wear scarves, which were at first just turbans wrapped in hair, and later evolved into hats. Twenty Chengren, Shiguan, Shuren scarf) took it off, fanned it, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said: "I lost it when I was killed, maybe I lost it too much...... It was too powerful, so I squeezed out the child in my belly. ”

As he spoke, he pinched the curtain with his hand, squeezing his eyebrows, meaning that everyone understands it, so he squeezed it out.

The crowd listening to him burst into laughter, and someone squeezed him: Tang San, where did you learn to lose words? That's the word that only people who read, and we all use it.

Saying this, everyone laughed more and more fiercely, Tang San didn't think it was angry, and put the curtain on his head again proudly, "Shi Beisan said, look at each other." "For a while, the nostrils were out of breath, and the chin was lifted to the sky.

The person who squeezed him just now said sourly in the crowd, "The storyteller of the Baochun Building said that the Three Kingdoms just said yesterday that Lu Meng captured Jingzhou, and today you will say goodbye, but unfortunately, Lu Meng is impressed, but you Tang San has to look at each other." ”

Listening to the other party's run, Tang San was not annoyed because he was proud just now, and said with a smile: "You can't say that, people have misses and horses have stumbled!" Besides, that period of big officials used to be regarded as the number one person in Daxing County, but now they have become headless corpses? I can't say, Ming'er and I will be like Mr. Zhang's old man who met the gods at night and gave money, and it sprouted. ”

As soon as he said this, the onlookers were stunned for a moment, and then they laughed so hard that more than a dozen people even praised him, "Tang San, you are really bold, you are this character on the street in Daxing." As he spoke, he gave him a thumbs up.

Tang San's sentence is allusive, saying that Zhang Juzheng, who is in power and opposition, did not survive the first month of this year, and he died in a whimper, and the first assistant of the cabinet was replaced by Zhang Siwei, who was known as the little Zhang Ge Lao, as soon as this Zhang Ge old man took office, he was busy publishing his reading notes all over the world, and there was a paragraph in the book about his ancestor's fortune experience:

Ancestral Road in the middle of the ...... Returning overnight, suddenly someone called from behind, the ancestor looked back and responded, gave hot things, and suddenly disappeared. When you burn a lamp or candle at home, it is a white gold ingot...... Since then, the family business has been great, and the last four ancestors have inherited the business, each rich in tens of thousands of gold. The husband gave the gold at dusk, and it was very strange, but since my ancestors, this saying has been passed down from generation to generation, how can God give it to open my ancestral family business! (Note: From the Ming Dynasty Wanli Ministry Shangshu Zhang Han "Song Window Dream Language", there will be a lot of similar borrowing in the future, I will not indicate them one by one, reading the novel has notes, reading it as if prostate inflammation patients go to the toilet is always weird.) ）

This old man from a merchant family salivated and put gold on his face, which annoyed Yan Shannong, a giant of the Taizhou school.

The Taizhou school was called [utopian socialism] by later generations is the late Ming Dynasty of the Ming Dynasty, Yan Shannong was respected as a saint by the people of the time, he [opened the halls, summoned people from all over the world, said to introduce scholars to teach, mixed with women. It can be said that there are many followers, and most of the disciples are ordinary scholars, ordinary people and small craftsmen.

The small citizen class represented by this Yan Shan Nongyan Sage and the wealthy class of big businessmen represented by Zhang Siwei can be said to have congenital opposites, so they went around giving speeches and criticizing Zhang Siwei.

It is said that you have several generations of wealthy businessmen in your Zhang Ge hometown, and the servants and slaves in the family are like clouds and maids like rain, that is the matter of your Zhang family, and you can't go with the eight poles of the government and the opposition. But you still have to write a book and write a biography, as if your Zhang family was invited by heaven, and if you don't get hair, it seems that you are sorry for God, in a popular way, "This is too shameless." ”

As a result, the old man of Yanshan, who was known as "Iron Knees", was once imprisoned twice by the former cabinet old Zhang Juzheng, and openly preached everywhere: "The source of huge assets is unknown, and it is also a crime." And sarcastically said, "If it is the Taizu Dynasty, the whole family has already been killed, how can the first assistant to the world still talk about it." Sure enough, the world will be chaotic, and there will be demons. ”

In this way, everyone in the world knows about it, and this old Zhang Ge is very boring and has a dull face. This incident directly led to the death of Zhang Siwei's father in the second year, and the court didn't even follow the convention [to seize love], Zhang Siwei, a courtier who was a very human minister, had to go home to his father to keep filial piety, and he died of anger within two years, of course, this is a later story.

But the old man with iron knees didn't end well, if you criticize the cabinet chief, you will criticize the cabinet chief, but add a sentence [There will be demons in the world], hasn't anyone read "Little Dai Liji"? Do you have to be a bad old man yelling and shouting everywhere?

This old man was immediately invited to drink tea in the Fusi Yamen of Jinyi Weibei Town, but there are many old disciples, and there are still people to support him when he enters the Fusi Yamen of Beizhen, and it is said that he lives well in it.

This is the [Night Encounter with God] incident that was known all over the world at the beginning of this year, and now that Tang San said these words of [Night Encounter with God], how could everyone not laugh? Naturally, the laughter fell, and the thing was crooked.

ps: This chapter is updated to book friends than and lid, sghdfhdfghdf, I don't know the circle fork

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