Chapter 42: Drunkenness

Xue Chongxun and several other people went to the restaurant to drink and have fun, so naturally they called wine and food and prostitutes. At the beginning, everyone listened to the music and wine order, and they were busy just laughing at the little lady who accompanied the wine, but at most they pinched their faces and touched their chests. Later, when the wine was drunk, several people were almost drunk, and they began to mess around, and a bureaucrat put his hand into the skirt of the little lady next to him, probably picking at the people with his fingers.

There are those who have a good amount of alcohol and there are those who have a bad amount of alcohol. Xue Chongxun probably belonged to the middle level, and after he couldn't remember how much he drank, he was already dizzy and swollen, and his surroundings seemed to be like an earthquake, but his brain was still a little conscious, and he could understand where he was and what he was doing; And Zhang Shuo, who was sitting opposite, couldn't do it anymore, and he couldn't scream no matter how he lay on the table.

What else do you pay attention to at this moment? There are some wings in the corridor outside the banquet, and King Song and several other officials have already pulled the little lady to find a place to do things.

Xue Chongxun's interest in the gangsters was also very high, and he was very happy with poetry, and chanted poems to the prostitutes and girls next to him, what "the silver grate of the head is broken, and the blood-colored Luo skirt is turned over the wine stain" As soon as it was sung, the little ladies looked happy regardless of whether they understood it or not, and they laughed and trembled.

He was dizzy and saw only a pink neck, and plump breasts under the red satin. Suddenly, there was a chill in the robe, and the words were grabbed by a hand, and after a few strokes, someone in his ear smiled: "It's so majestic." ”

"No......" Xue Chongxun finally understood in his heart, and pushed it in a daze, and pressed it on a pair of soft breasts.

Someone smiled and said: "Lang Jun is so mighty and can't say it's okay, hehe......"

Xue Chongxun staggered to stand up, and said inarticulately, "I'm going home." ”

He just didn't use his senses very well, his eyes and ears were buzzing, and his body was not balanced, but his consciousness was clear and he knew what he was doing. Xue Chongxun hardly prostitutes in official kilns or green buildings, but he is not considered to be clean, he is really worried about getting sick...... Naturally, there was no AIDS in the Tang Dynasty, but ancient diseases such as gonorrhea were still easily infected.

Even if there is no seven showers as the famous doctor Chao Yuanfang said, women are more likely to be infected with some ordinary minor diseases if they don't pay attention to cleanliness. Xue Chongxun obviously saw them letting others pick their dirty hands in their skirts, how clean can the little lady here be......

If he is out of Beijing, there is no pressure, but near the gate of Chang'an's house, if he provokes the dirty disease of the Qinglou home and infects his woman, he will indeed feel very uncomfortable.

So he pushed a few times, but he didn't want the prostitutes to touch him. Later, he shouted to call people, first shouting auspicious, and then shouting Pang Er...... As a result, the person who came in was Sanniang.

Sanniang glanced at the drunken and untidy woman next to her with disdain, and said with a fist: "What does Lang Jun command?" ”

Although the women were a little drunk, they suddenly felt a cold air, as if they had been splashed with a basin of cold water, their interest was reduced a lot, and they were also restrained a lot, and they looked at Sanniang quietly in a daze.

Xue Chongxun staggered half a step: "Let them stop dragging me, I want to go home, Pang Er, drive the car over." ”

He said as he carried his robe, making a gesture to get into the car. Even Sanniang smiled when she saw this, and hurriedly held his arm: "Lang Jun is still in the house, how can there be a car in the house?" Let's go downstairs first. ”

Xue Chongxun thought so, he staggered around after taking two steps, and he was dizzy, and he couldn't even see the situation in front of him clearly, so he had to let Sanniang lead him.

finally got downstairs, and heard Sanniang say: "There is a threshold, and your feet are raised." Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Xue Chongxun kicked on the threshold, and stumbled and almost fell, but fortunately, although Sanniang was thin and weak, he had the strength to support him, Rao is so, Xue Chongxun was frightened and wanted to grab something to hold on, his hand grabbed nothing in the air, so he had to reach out to help Sanniang's shoulder.

But as soon as people are drunk, their senses are dull, Xue Chongxun felt the height of Sanniang's shoulders wrongly, and his hands suddenly felt soft, as if they were not shoulders.

It turned out that his hand grabbed Sanniang's chest very "accurately", Sanniang's pale face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily: "Lang Jun is helping somewhere, hurry up and take it away." As he spoke, he brushed his hand away. Fortunately, although there are a lot of people around, it is not strange to see Xue Chongxun drinking like that.

Out of the restaurant, several house slaves came up to help Xue Chongxun get into the carriage, and Sanniang also followed and looked at him. As soon as the carriage started, Xue Chongxun fell into Sanniang's arms without saying a word, and pressed his head on her big thigh, Sanniang hurriedly pushed it gently, but he was as unconscious as a dead pig. Sanniang looked left and right, the horse light on the side of the car window was dim, and a bamboo curtain was drawn, so she gave up and let him lie down and rest.

It's still noisy outside, and it will be very noisy until the third watch tonight, and it will be a little quieter after midnight, but some shops are also open all night. The liquor shop Qinglou is a rare good business, and tomorrow morning you will definitely see some people hurrying from the street with a disheveled and tired face, and it must be people who indulge in the flowers all night.

After a long time, the noise gradually became quieter, Sanniang gently opened the corner of the bamboo curtain with her fingers, glanced outside, and had already entered the door of Anyi Fang. She was suddenly a little lost, and somehow she always felt that the journey was too short. When he looked down, he saw that Xue Chongxun was already unconscious, and he snored softly, and he seemed very quiet in Sanniang's eyes at this time.

After a while, Sanniang suddenly felt strange, it turned out that she felt that a hand was stretching into her clothes, and she pulled Xue Chongxun's arm angrily, but the elbow was on her thigh, and she couldn't pull it away. That hand had reached into her lining, touching the skin on her waist, Sanniang's face flushed, and she gritted her teeth so that she didn't laugh, it was too itchy.

When the carriage entered the palace, the family soon became busy, saying that the master was drunk and could not walk, and the slaves and maids came up and waited, helping and helping, wiping their faces, and pouring soup. The most capable person in charge of affairs in the inner mansion is naturally the Sun family, and she also ran to the front yard to summon the slaves and maids to take care of Xue Chongxun, and let him go into the room to lie down.

Everyone got him into the bedroom with all their hands and feet, and he smelled of alcohol. Pei Niang, the waiter girl in the room, asked if she wanted to bathe in water, and Sun said: "I'm drunk like that, take off my clothes and shoes, wipe my hands and feet and let him sleep." ”

Pei Niang was busy untying his belt and pulling out his robe. Xue Chongxun was tossed, it was impossible to fall asleep, and asked in a hazy voice, "Are you home?" ”

Sun replied, "I don't even recognize my house." ”

Xue Chongxun squinted his eyes and couldn't see clearly, and asked, "Are you Dong?" ”

"I'm your mother!" Sun said angrily.

"Oh, Erchen has seen his mother, and he has had a few more drinks with his friends, so it's rude to see your lord...... Wrong! Xue Chongxun remembered something, and suddenly cried and became drunk, which made Pei Niang, who was waiting on the side, at a loss, and said in a panic: "Why is Lang Jun crying?" ”

Xue Chongxun cried and cried his mother, a sad tear, his face full of tears. Sun on the side also sighed when he heard it, and turned around and quietly took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears.

Pei Niang timidly glanced up at Sun: "Did Lang Jun think of Her Royal Highness Princess Taiping?" ”

Sun nodded: "Don't let him cry, if he doesn't get drunk, he can only hold it in his heart, and it may be better to cry." ”

"Can Your Highness still be cured?"

Sun's expression sank: "The people and things in the palace, don't chew your tongue below!" ”

"Yes, yes." Pei Niang hurriedly responded, although she didn't understand it very well, but she vaguely knew that the palace emperor's house was very complicated and involved, and she should indeed have a sense of awe.

Pei Niang lowered her head and let Xue Chongxun cry vigorously on the bed, she just waited to take off his clothes and shoes, and coaxed, "Lang Jun stretched his legs, took off his clothes, and fell asleep after crying for a while." ”

Soon Xue Chongxun's belt ornaments were taken off, and the clothes outside were also pulled out, wearing only a white silk lining and a pair of obscene pants, and his shoes were also taken off, and the socks wrapped around his feet were not taken. Seeing this, Sun said, "Okay, you go to the rest meeting." Xue Lang was so sad that I accompanied him to talk and waited for him to fall asleep. ”

"Yes." Pei Niang stood up very obediently, bent down and took the copper basin and walked out.

Seeing her go out, Sun hesitated for a moment and sat on the edge of the bed, wiping Xue Chongxun's tears with a handkerchief. Unexpectedly, at this moment, Xue Chongxun suddenly reached out and grabbed her hand. Sun hurriedly withdrew his hand, but he was tightly clamped by his big iron tongs, and he couldn't break free, so he gave up.

Fortunately, Xue Chongxun just cried tightly by holding her hand, and Sun was relieved. After a long time, Xue Chongxun was probably crying, and the drunken madness finally stopped and became much quieter. There were only two people left in the room, one lying half-asleep and the other sitting, silently facing each other.

Li Yan'er probably fell asleep in the house on the other side of the rain lake, and the little girl played a lot during the day and went to bed early at night. Sun remembered that it was his daughter's husband who was lying on the bed, and felt very embarrassed, and he wanted to leave and was dragged again, and said that he had no choice but to sit for a while.

Xue Chongxun was probably asleep, so Sun took a bold look, only to see that his white silk lining was half open, and his strong chest muscles were divided into cuteness inside. Sun looked around at no one, blushing and hesitantly reaching out and gently reaching out from his collar to gently insert two fingers, when she came into contact with the elastic and masculine muscles, she was really more and more nervous, even more afraid of being suddenly intruded, her face was red and white, and her breathing was not very smooth.

She bit her lip, frowned in pain, and calmed down a little, seeing that Xue Chongxun was sleeping dead and unconscious, and this was the prince's bedroom, there were a lot of valuable things in it, and no one came in except for the attendants. Wasn't Pei Niang, who was on duty, called out? It's just touching your chest, how can you just happen to be bumped into by someone? Sun thought about it calmly, and let out a long breath, feeling a lot more relieved. G