3 Five men fight women, who wins?
The elder sister is not allowed to have her younger brother and the mud, and the younger brother is only allowed to stand on one side. asked Qin Gong to wave his hand and explain to his sister: "Hey, hey, hey!" You let the widow finish speaking! Qin Gong still smiled and said, "Weaver Niangniang! It's because both of you are justified that the widow has to weigh it carefully! The widow has to weigh who has more reason and is more beneficial to the country! If you don't weigh it up, how can you judge which side to support? Weaver Niangniang, you don't want your brother to be a foolish lord, do you? ”
After thinking about it, Weaver Niangniang said "um" and asked, "Then you weigh it quickly!" Farming waits for no one? ”
"Yes, yes." Duke Qin still smiled and dealt with his sister: "The widow has been the lord of the country for almost three years, how can he not know?" However, this is a military matter, so we must be cautious and cautious. In this way, the widow and others will recruit Du Zhi, Gan Long and other old ministers who have become a prince and grandson Jia, the first scholar in the whole Qin, to come and weigh it with the widow. Wait until you have weighed it up, and then say yes? ”
Weaver Niangniang knew in her heart that this was her brother's procrastination, but she couldn't find a reason to object, so she was anxious in her heart. I hated this custom in my heart. *Twilight! It's been thousands of years in this world, how come they are all mediocre people, and since today, they haven't dared to change the custom that this woman can't make a living and support her family, and can't be an official? Aren't women human? If you don't have long hands and feet, can you really only * take care of housework, for men to drive, listen to men's shouts, and have children? No way. I'm going to break this custom and be the first person in a thousand years! I must think of a way to stop being fooled by men. Just as she was using her brains to figure out a way, a shout from Jing Jian came from outside the door: "Tomb Zai Du Zhi, Doctor Gan Long, Prince Sun Jia, please see the lord!" ”
When Qin Gong heard this, he scolded in his heart: "Day! I bumped into a ghost in broad daylight! Why didn't you come early, why can't you play, and when I don't want you to come, you still make an appointment to come together! Doesn't that make my procrastination trick useless? ”
Weaver Niangniang was overjoyed when she heard it: It seems that I, the first person in the millennium, have done it, and even God has come to help me! If I don't do this, God will not tolerate it. So he strengthened his confidence and eagerly waited for the confrontation to come.
Qin Gong looked at his excited sister with great displeasure in his heart, and shouted helplessly and weakly: "Xuan!" ”
The Jing supervisor outside the door, after hearing this weak announcement, lowered his voice and asked Du Zhi and the others: "The lord is not happy today, the female devil is inside, looking for the ballast!" Are you happy events, or are you? ”
Old Jianghu Du Zhi smiled slightly: "Don't worry! It's a happy thing for us. ”
Gongsun Jia added: "Weaver Niangniang has us to help the lord send it." Please don't worry! ”
Jing Jian breathed a sigh of relief and preached loudly: "Please Tsukasa Zai Du Zhi, Doctor Gan Long, and Prince Sun Jia, come to see you!" ”
The three of them rushed in, and after paying homage, when they raised their heads, they saw the lord's face sad. The female devil really said that, looking at them expectantly. They immediately gave the Weaver Niangniang a gift, and after the ceremony, the lord asked lazily and lightly: "Why did the three Aiqing come together?" ”
Du Zhi has the highest official position, so he said loudly with a smile on his face: "Good news to the Lord!" ”
"Annunciation?" Qin Gong was taken aback, then looked at Du Zhi and asked, "What's the joy?" Looking at the joy of you and the other three, I'm afraid this is not a small joy, right? Wait a minute! Let the widow guess! "Qin Gong's attention is a drag. Although the three of them came, the long delay could not be delayed, but the short delay was still possible, and it would drag on for a while, so Qin Gong deliberately wanted to guess. , how do you know that the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny, even the national prince can't do it. His sister was already impatient, and when she heard that her brother was going to guess such a meaningless thing, she opened her mouth to stop: "Lord! You are the prince of the country, how can you guess? After saying that, the younger brother said again: "Tsukasa Zai! You are also an old minister who dedicated the duke, how can you violate the rules and let the lord guess? Express! ”
There is no way for a room of people to take this weaver girl. In order not to embarrass the old minister, Duke Qin had to order: "Say it!" ”
The old minister Du Zhi didn't want to deal with this female devil, so he looked at Gongsun Jia. The one who wants you to say to the butcher to send this female devil away, this female devil is so easy to dismiss? It seems that today's things are difficult, otherwise the lord would not be so embarrassed, and he would have to use the procrastination trick. Thinking of this, he arched his hand and said: "The prince is the direct party, or ask the prince to report to the lord!" Can? ”
Qin Gong didn't care about the report, as long as he could find something to stop his sister's nonsense, he waved his hand and ordered: "Yes." ”
In the eyes of Gongsun Jia, this female devil is not a thing, and others are not afraid of me. With a smile on his face, he said joyfully: "Congratulations to my lord!" Seven days later, the city was cleaned. Ten days later, the lord will be able to personally present the flag to the daredevils and the deceased army. Ten days later. South Gate Square. The sun is shining, the flags are flying, thousands of heads are crowded, and the voices are all in the sky. Lord, you stand on the city tower, looking at the mighty and majestic two armies, with the lord and the expectations of the whole Qin, walking towards the battlefield of a rich country and a strong army! ”
When the lord heard this, he was really happy in his heart, and he clapped his hands and praised: "Good! It's a real joy. After praising it, he asked: "This cleaning of Liyang, the widow listened to Zuo Shuchang say: Isn't it still thirty days?" Even if the children of the nobility join in, it will take twenty days, right? Also, this is the matter of the chief of the left, why doesn't the chief of the left shu report it, but you come to report it? While asking, he praised Gongsun Jia in his heart: This is not a loss to the most learned person! Just looking at my sister's presence, I knew that I was in trouble, and I made a big deal about it, and I only started it. I can really appreciate the painstaking work of my procrastination! If you can say it, I'll give you a chance to say it better.
Where did Gongsun Jia know the lord's procrastination tricks, and understood the lord's embarrassment, it was completely habitual boasting. After the lord asked, he replied from light to heavy: "Lord! This matter is under the management of the chief of the left house, but the nobles clean up Liyang, but the chief of the left house asked the Zongzheng Mansion to take care of it. The minister also has a position of Zhan Shi (now the secretary general) of the Zongzheng Mansion, who is in charge of the cleaning of the children of the nobles.
Today is the first day that the nobles have cleaned Liyang City. The biggest credit for this happy event is still the chief of Zuo. ”
Gongsun Ying was startled and wanted to ask, but was stopped by Qin Gong's eyes, so he had to glance at Gongsun Jia curiously.
Gongsun Jia smiled: "Curious, Zuo Shuchang?" ”
Gongsun Ying nodded and replied, "Yes, Prince! I'm sitting at home, and my work comes from heaven! Hehe. ”
Gongsun Jia smiled: "I knew this, you definitely didn't realize it, and you couldn't think of it!" ”
The natural reaction of people made Gongsun Ying and Gongsun Jia want to play a double reed, and perform a procrastination trick in front of the lord. Gongsun Martingale knew the strategy of the lord and did it intentionally. Gongsun Jia is crooked and habitually speaking. Anyway, the of the two of them made Qin Gong quite satisfied, and he listened to it with a smile on his face, which was tasteful. But the weaver Niangniang was furious when she heard it, and she shouted anxiously: "Shut up!" Above the court, is it a place for you to talk nonsense? ”
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