Zhao Liangli instructed the old bustard Gao and said to everyone: "I will introduce you to an interesting new friend tonight, the local sesame small classic history, who used to be an errand officer, Mr. Li You Li, you have all heard of his poems, so please come and see the real person." ”

The three of them looked at Zhao Liangli with a smile, and the one surnamed He was also gloating at Li You.

After Zhao Liangli finished the introduction, he turned his head and said to Li You: "Mr. Li's poetry and wine are romantic, tonight I will invite Mr. to taste the flowers, and afterwards compile a collection of hundred flowers and publish it in the world, isn't it an elegant thing." He smiled and said: "It's better to add a little color, if you become a poem, the beauty drinks ten cups of Mr. Xie Li, and I will accompany you to drink three cups." If there is no poetry in the half-burnt incense, Mr. Li will punish himself with ten cups, how about it? ”

There was no room for refusal, everyone cheered together and blocked Li You's mouth, all of them said good ideas, I have the honor to witness the grand occasion together! The noisy people are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and Li You will not be ugly.

Among them, a scribe surnamed Wang who was sitting opposite Li You coaxed a difficult problem and said: "Since it is a collection of hundred flowers, all poems should be compared to people with flowers, and people to compare flowers!" ”

"Wonderful!" The crowd cheered again. In their idle and boring lives, tonight must be an interesting night.

After seeing Li Dianshi's embarrassment, he can boast when he looks back - if he writes that if his life is only as he first saw it, he will be the one who will stand up for the middle of the night, and he will be embarrassed and embarrassed by his own talent in a certain year and month.

Li You suddenly had the feeling of returning to the university dormitory in his previous life to have dinner and sing. Pick up the wine and take another sip. Bitter, I don't know when I changed to the best Nanxu spring wine! Even if the degree is not as good as the wine of the previous life, ten glasses is not pleasant. If you can write a poem, the beauty will get drunk after ten glasses of wine, and she will give it to herself? If you can't make poems, you will get drunk, and if you can't make a few more poems, you will get drunk to death.

Master Huang is right, Zhao Liangli really likes to play tricks on people for fun, this life is too boring. But come on! Master, I'm just here for drinking tonight, and I'm drunk and drunk with wine. If the plagiarism goes well, it will be better to be famous, and I still think I have a low reputation!

Li You took the wine cup and toasted the host Zhao Liangli three glasses, and then toasted the guests three times. The musicians played music, and tonight's feast began.

The curtain shook, and first drilled out a woman in red silk clothes, with apricot eyes and peach cheeks, smiling smartly, twisting her waist and walking to Li You's case, and saluting at the back end of Wanfu.

Li You drank a few glasses just now, and with the help of the wine, he gradually switched from an ordinary official to an actor. took a sip of the Jijia toast, and opened his mouth without thinking: "The face is glamorous and bright, and it is suspected that the peach and plum fell into my house." The red shadow does not go to the stream, and I know that the spring water loves this flower. ”

Everyone was speechless for a while, even if he was only eight buckets high, it took seven steps to become a poem, no matter how high or low the level was, why did Li You become a poem when he drank a glass of wine? However, he soon guessed that he must have written it in the past.

According to the requirements, the woman in red had to drink ten glasses of wine, and she only drank four glasses in a row, and she choked so much that she couldn't speak. Everyone looked at Li You meaningfully.

"That's it!" Li You waved his hand and said, "Write it down for the time being." ”

The woman in red said goodbye again, covered her mouth and quickly retreated.

There were two copyists around, and they wrote poems with a quick pen, one was sent to Zhao Liangli's case, and the other was sent out of the boat.

Immediately after that, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old little girl came out, wearing a white gauze shirt and skirt, although she was not very old, she was already radiant, her charm was difficult to draw, her demeanor was graceful, and she was glamorous but not tacky.

However, where can Li You care about appreciation, hurry up and seize the time to search for plagiarism. Rotten! That one was done too fast. This doesn't work, if the speed is too fast, you will definitely suffer, and after writing this, the next one will come out, where can you withstand it. Lessons learned from the previous one, this time we have to brew slowly.

The little woman came up to toast, and then sat down on her knees and waited quietly.

After a long while, Li You pretended to finish pinch it, and then said leisurely: "Carved jade exquisitely, blowing Lan Fenfu, rubbing crispy dripping plump." The clothes are frosty, and the sky should be scarce. Self-love is bright in the wind, sighing for the spring boudoir, who is peerless. Shoot with contempt, snow on the skin, and smoke and rain paint the west of the building. Opened Qi, not yet, the buds faded, and the embroidered clothes were first draped. It is called the crystal curtain and the mica screen. It is said that the ice wheel is closed, and the ring is uneven. Ask Qiongying, where was the previous life? Clear dreams surround the Yao Pond. ”

Everyone praised a good word. Zhao Liangli said with a smile: "But it's a full court of words, compared to the previous one, how attentive is Mr." Isn't there a lot of affection for her? Then he said to the little woman: "You are fortunate tonight, you don't have to drink to thank you, just sit around Mr. Li to drink and thank you!" ”

The scribe surnamed Wang on the opposite side said to Li You: "Li Dianshi, don't be afraid, these two are the chroniclers of this boat, come quickly, and you won't be overwhelmed by one after another like this." Rest assured! There is no need to delay the hour, I am worth a thousand gold for a moment, and I don't have much time to spend it. ”

It was Li You's small abacus that everyone laughed and persuaded him to drink.

Li You was ashamed and covered up by talking to the girl next to him. "Dare to ask what is the name of this sister?"

The other party snorted in shame and said: "Mr. gave the word, and the slave family will be called Yu Linglong in the future!" ”

Why be ashamed? When she came in to toast, she had already reported to her home, but Li You didn't remember it, which hurt the beauty's face. How did she know that Li You was racking her brains to search for the poems in her stomach at that time, and she didn't care whether she was called southeast or northwest.

At this time, another boat approached, and the board was set, and someone passed by, and in a short time came in. But I saw this woman combing her hair in a high bun that was rare in the south of the Yangtze River, wearing an emerald yellow feather coat, wearing a xia veil on her shoulders, and her face was like a crescent moon without makeup. It seems that he has just finished dancing and has not changed his clothes, and has only washed his face and hurried here. She also walks in a swaying posture, walking like the wind supporting the willows, showing that she is a woman who is good at dancing.

Toasting a glass as usual, Li You still groaned for a while before saying: "It seems to be a fairy falling jade, and tonight it will come out of Shuiyun Township." The hazy river bank enters the mortal dust, and there is a strange fragrance before the indifferent wind. The origin of the national color is plain, and the beauty does not borrow heavy makeup; The Eastern Emperor was afraid of the red dust mistake, and personally gave the cold and bright moon clothes. ”

This one is a bit of a routine. The scribe surnamed Wang on the opposite side smiled again: "Mr. Li's skills are exhausted, and he is the words of the goddess of the fairy family, he is tired of it, is there nothing else new?" ”

When the woman was about to drink to thank her, the scribe surnamed He took a fancy to her and shouted, "Xiaosheng is willing to drink on his behalf, dare to ask the fairy to accompany me tonight!" The woman did not twist, but went to sit down beside the priest and poured wine and handed it over. Sure enough, the Naga scribe drank ten cups in succession, and he was very proud. Everyone was about to praise him, but when they saw that He Wenshi's face was purple, they couldn't help but rush to the side of the boat and vomit on the river, that is, a servant served sobering tea.

Li You gradually integrated into this relaxed atmosphere, and sneered at this time: "There is a song of Li Yi'an for Mr. He: Lustful drinking excessively, drunk and not knowing where, vomiting, vomiting, startling a shoal of gulls and herons!" ”

This period has been vulgar in the previous life, but it has an excellent effect here. Everyone laughed again, especially the host Zhao Liangli and the scribe surnamed Wang opposite, who were all happy to slap the table again and again.

Even Yu Linglong, who was still embarrassed just now, covered her mouth and smiled, and took the initiative to peel a fruit for Li You and feed it to her mouth.