Chapter 101: Bloody Rivers and Lakes (4)
The night was dark and windy, and it was a good time to kill and set fire, Xu Jun hid in the weeds next to the official road, quietly waiting for the prey to take the bait.
He was chased by the cold catcher for a whole day, and he didn't get a drop of water, and now he finally got rid of the pursuit of the cold catcher, and the first thing he did was to grab some food, and by the way, grab a horse.
However, it was late at night, and the pedestrians who were rushing to the store might have already stayed at the store, so he could only try his luck. He slashed a tree with one palm and placed it across the middle of the road.
He has done this kind of thing a lot in his previous life, and he has extremely rich experience. But he would rather rob the princess and commit the great crime of punishing the nine clans than rob the poor, this is a matter of principle.
The sound of horses' hooves followed the cold wind and reached Xu Jun's ears, and he hurriedly leaned down and put his ears on the ground.
At the end of the official road, about 500 meters away, a horse was galloping towards him. This made him quite excited, and he just wanted to get up when he suddenly felt that something was wrong. He seemed to hear the sound of two horses galloping, most likely two people coming.
He frowned, then smirked. The most feared thing about robbery is that you can't rob your property, and someone can rob it, which is better than going home empty-handed. In fact, it doesn't matter if there are many people or few, he has achieved great achievements, and he is afraid of a bird feather. It's a big deal to kill people and kill people, and there is no proof of death.
He tore a piece of cloth from his clothes and covered his face. Be careful to make the Ten Thousand Year Boat, in case one of these two people has a master and escapes by luck, his identity will inevitably be revealed. At that time, the imperial court knew that the heir of Shura Dao had reappeared in the world, and would definitely send a large number of masters to hunt him down. But as long as he covers his face so that the other party can't see his appearance, who will chase and kill?
The horses were getting closer and closer, and Xu Jun's heart also rose to his throat, he bared his teeth and viciously pulled out the long knife in his waist.
"Rouge, my rouge... In the middle of the night, the five fingers were missing in the dark, and the people on the horses just saw a roadblock in front of them, and they hit it hard.
"Grass, why is this line so familiar?" Xu Jun blinked, as if he had heard this sentence somewhere. But the arrow had to be sent on the string, he didn't care to think about it, and rushed out with his waist knife.
"I opened this road, I planted this tree..."Before Xu Jun's words were finished, he saw Tan Xiaomei crying and getting up from the ground, and suddenly his hair was blown up, and there was a cold air behind him.
He thought in his heart: "He has a vegetable basket, the big thing is not good, and the horse behind him is eighty percent of the money-greedy cats." Young Master Ben is too much to memorize, and it is simply unfavorable. Fortunately, Young Master Ben is not extremely smart, and he covered his handsome face in advance, otherwise it would be a big trouble. While the greedy cat has not yet arrived, it is better for Young Master Ben to go and slip away first. ”
"Thief, you killed my precious rouge, take your life..."
Xu Jun raised his foot and wanted to leave, but Tan Xiaomei pulled out a long sword and pounced on him unrelentingly, causing him to be in a hurry for a while. In fact, with his current martial arts, even if the two Tan Caimao sisters go together, they can't be his opponents. But in his subconscious, he has regarded the Tan Caimao sisters as his family. Although he is cynical on the surface, he is actually very emotional, how can he do it to his family.
"Damn, there's no end, isn't it just a horse? It's almost over, don't blame Young Master Ben for being polite. Xu Jun jumped up and down, and couldn't help but threaten. Unexpectedly, a tender hand suddenly reached out from behind his back, twisting his ears into twists.
"Okay, you waste, you haven't seen your skills for a few days, and you have even learned to rob."
Tan Caimao pinched his waist with one hand and twisted Xu Jun's ears with the other, and appeared behind Xu Jun ghostly. Xu Jun grinned in pain and said, "Bichi, how many times have you said it, you are not allowed to call Young Master Ben waste." ”
Xu Jun protested strictly, and suddenly thought: "Young Master Ben is covering her face, how can she recognize Young Master Ben?" ”
"Bastard, it's still reasonable to block the road and rob you, believe it or not, Miss Ben sent you to the government and let the people in the government take you. Castrate. sent to the palace to be a father-in-law. ”
"Damn, here is it again!" Xu Jun shivered, wanting to cry without tears. For a lustful person, the word castration is more deterrent than any punishment.
"That, this young lady, you recognize the wrong person, in fact, I am passing by, it is a pure misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... Oh ha..."
Xu Jun pretended to be stupid and stunned, and wanted to get away with it, but who knew that Tan Caimao didn't eat this set at all. She dragged down the sermon on Xu Jun's face and said, "Uncle, you still dare to make this move with Miss Ben, in which direction you throw that little bit of fancy intestines, Miss Ben will know what you are going to squeeze out." ”
Tan Caimao and Xu Jun have been staying for a long time, and it is inevitable that Xu Jun will be infected with some bad diseases. learned some of Xu Jun's mantras, which made Xu Jun extremely unhappy. This is his patent, and he dares to use his words indiscriminately without giving any benefit or anything.
"Bichi, Bichi, you rude woman, don't learn how to speak from Young Master Ben. Hurry up and let go of your hand, otherwise Young Master Ben will resist. ”
Xu Jun was annoyed and angry, but Tan Caimao said unrelentingly: "Hurry up and resist one and show Miss Ben, how do you want to resist, you don't need to put Miss Ben first and then that." Come on, hurry up, Miss Ben can't wait. ”
Tan Caimao unbuttoned his shirt, grabbed Xu Jun's hand and stuffed it into his clothes, Xu Jun was so frightened that his face turned pale and said: "Bichi, Bichi... You crazy woman, what do you want to do, Young Master Ben is not a casual person. ”
Xu Jun struggled to resist and became a hooligan. When encountering a female pervert, the final result is definitely the defeat of the hooligans, who calls the hooligans not enduring.
Xu Jun scolded happily, but there was an indescribable pleasure in his heart. Since the tragic destruction of the Xu family, his world has fallen into darkness, and there is no longer sunlight. The appearance of the Tan Caimao sisters was like a fiery red sun, driving away the cold in his heart and making him feel a strong warmth.
The taste of loneliness was far more painful than death, he had no relatives, no friends, no one to listen to him. Sister Tan Caimao may be the only person he can trust in this world, with Sister Tan Caicat by his side, at least he will never be lonely again.
Actually, Xu Jun and Tan Caimao have not been together for a long time, but he knows, that is, he knows, Tan Caimao just has a vicious mouth, and his heart is not bad. He didn't believe in Meng Chuhan, he didn't believe in Guiguzi, and he didn't even believe in Old Man Jin, but he believed in Tan Caimao.
In his subconscious, Tan Caimao would never harm him. Even if everyone in the world turns their backs on him, he still believes that Tan Caimao will be waiting for him not far away. Between people, in fact, it is a kind of fate. No infatuation can resist the feeling of electric shock. No emotion can resist the intertwining of fate.
"Say, after the last time Alcatraz collapsed, you and which. The fox fooled around? ”
"Fool you uncle, this young master died nine times in his life, and finally came back from the sea, and he was almost taken for a picker as soon as he stepped on land. The flower thief is dealt with. As a woman, do you still have a little sympathy, Young Master Ben is so pitiful, you are still bullying Young Master Ben, let go of your claws, Young Master Ben's ears are all screwed off by you. ”
"Do your big dream of spring and autumn, Miss Ben won't let go, you bite Miss Ben. You are a thief, you should have been brought to justice a long time ago, what kind of injustice do you shout. If you weren't Miss Ben's person, Miss Ben would have taken you personally. Castrate. so that you can no longer be in danger of the world. ”
Xu Jun wanted to cry without tears and said: "Who is the young master in danger, it has always been you who are in danger of the young master." What a world?"
Xu Jun pretended to wipe two handfuls of tears, but Tan Kitten suddenly rushed up with the fat cat, one bit his shoulder, and the other tiger bit his calf. While biting, he said with a heartbeat: "You bad person, every time we meet, I murder my lovely rouge and bite you to death..."
Xu Jun has a thousand souls blood body to protect himself, not to mention being bitten twice, even if he has knives, guns and sticks, he can't hurt him by half a point. But his ears were twisted into twists by Tan Caicat, and the pain was unbearable, so that the aura in his body could not be condensed, the qi and blood were loose, the muscles were relaxed, and his body was no different from ordinary people. This person bit hard, and suddenly the tears and snot flowed from pain.
"Surrender, surrender, don't bite, it's not okay if Young Master Ben is wrong." Fighting and not being able to fight, scolding and scolding, Xu Jun immediately changed his strategy. He fought with Tan Caimao many times and was defeated repeatedly, but that was his light enemy. thinks that he is a dignified playboy, and he can't fight two yellow-haired girls, which is simply an insult to his professional level. The woman's heart is soft, and she treats him with sweet words, so that these two yellow-haired girls take the initiative to give them a hug.
"Actually, since the last time I said goodbye, Young Master Ben has been very concerned about you two sisters. Young Master Ben is so stupid, it turns out that unconsciously, Young Master Ben has fallen in love with you deeply and can't extricate himself. This time Alcatraz collapsed, and Young Master Ben almost died in the sea. At that time, the only thing on Young Master Ben's mind was that he must leave Alcatraz Island alive. Because Young Master Ben wants to see your sisters again, tell your sisters, Young Master Ben can't do without you. ”
"Well, that's right, Miss Ben is quite impressed. But do you love Miss Ben more, or do you love Miss Ben's sister more? ”
"Huh... Is that the point? Xu Jun's jaw almost fell to the ground, what is this, he said it so emotionally, he was moved by himself, Tan Caimao still had the heart to ask this question?
"Nonsense, tell me, who do you love more?" Tan Caimao was violent, and Tan Kitten also stopped biting Xu Jun, staring at Xu Jun expectantly with a pair of big teary eyes, staring at Xu Jun's scalp for a while.
"Uncle, don't be so exaggerated, what do you want to do? Young Master Ben loves both of them. ”
"Oh, you want to play a sister for a long time, you're not a little daring, you whore, go die..."
Tan Caimao kicked Xu Jun out, and Xu Jun protested: "When did Young Master Ben say that he was going to fly twice, isn't this solo flight not yet realized?" ”
"You still dare to say..."Tan Caimao was so imposing that Xu Jun was so frightened that he ran away. He has always liked to bully women, but this monster who is completely dressed in a woman's skin can't be bullied.
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